On the day of the blind date, I got my certificate from the paranoid richest man.
Chapter 426 Du Shengsheng, a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person
Chapter 426 Du Shengsheng, a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person
The plan was perfect, and the results were perfect.
Gu Yanbai looked away guiltily: "...uh...I...that...is..."
It's really strange. He is obviously a genius at lying. Every time he encounters a crisis, he can just lie out of his mouth without thinking at all.
But why did his genius fail this time?Why can't you make up a reason to justify the lie?
Why do you still stutter when you speak?This makes me feel guilty!
Cold sweat broke out on Gu Yanbai's forehead. He finally made up a reason: "I forgot that there is a shopping mall opposite the community, so after going downstairs, I drove the car out. As a result, I accidentally hit Shi Dun at the door. superior."
"Oh -" Du Shengsheng protracted: "I see, that's why when you went out, you told me that you went to the mall opposite to buy us dinner, but as soon as you went out, you forgot that the mall was opposite. Yeah?"
Gu Yanbai was sweating more and more on his forehead. He swore that he had never been so panicked in his life.
"Yes." Gu Yanbai said bravely. He grabbed Du Shengsheng's hand and tried to act coquettishly like last night: "I am a stupid beauty."
You stupid beauty forgets that the shopping mall is right across from the community when you go out. This is very reasonable.
"Stop coming!" But Du Shengsheng no longer wanted to do this. She threw Gu Yanbai's hand away with her backhand, and then said angrily and distressedly: "You did it on purpose! Don't think that I don't know that you have planned to change cars. It’s been planned for a long time!”
Gu Yanbai lowered his head in shame: "That car doesn't like me."
"You still have a weird car!" Du Shengsheng said angrily: "Why doesn't it like you in that car? It works hard and takes you to work every day. It also uses the trunk to help you load things. Isn't it the same for helping my sister move today? Did it bring us all here?”
"But you have changed your mind and only thought about the beautiful new cars outside. You can't see the devotion that the Mercedes-Benz baby has given to you. Now you murder your parents' car and then beat her up, slandering the Mercedes-Benz baby for changing first. Man, you have no heart!"
Gu Yanbai: "..."
He just wanted to be coquettish with his wife, why was he suddenly labeled as a scumbag?
Jiang Yingchun on the side was confused. She quietly pulled Han Jingya next to her, and then asked in a low voice: "What happened? Can you understand their conversation?"
Is she too old to keep up with the times?
Why couldn't she understand what her sister and brother-in-law were saying at all?
"Don't worry about them." Han Jingya said with experience: "The couple is showing off their affection."
As Han Jingya spoke, she pulled Jiang Yingchun to sit down at the dining table. She gave Jiang Yingchun a pair of chopsticks, and then said: "Let's eat first. They have to show off for a while. The dog food is not enough. The grilled fish is filling.”
Jiang Yingchun couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile: "Okay."
The two of them sat at the dining table and ate the grilled fish, and the smell of the grilled fish gradually reached Du Shengsheng's nose.
"I'm so angry." Du Shengsheng put her hands on her waist and said angrily: "You are forced to stand at the door and you are not allowed to eat dinner!"
After saying that, Du Shengsheng also sat down and started eating grilled fish.
Gu Yanbai was left standing alone at the door. He was obviously the one buying dinner, but he didn't have any dinner.
Gu Yanbai didn't think it was a big deal. He didn't like grilled fish either.
He has mild anorexia and doesn't like to eat. He only eats to ensure that he has enough energy intake every day, not to enjoy oral pleasure.
So he stood at the door and watched Du Shengsheng and Han Jingya eating. He didn't think it was a punishment, nor did he feel sad. Instead, he thought it was good. He quite liked watching Du Shengsheng eat.
She eats like a little hamster, which is not only very cute, but also gives people an inexplicable sense of happiness.
Gu Yanbai was completely indifferent, but Du Shengsheng felt distressed: her man was nearly 1.9 meters tall, and if he didn't eat at night, he would definitely be hungry.And he just had a car accident...
"Forget it, come over and eat!" Du Shengsheng said angrily: "But you only need to eat vegetables and rice, not meat!"
So Gu Yanbai sat down obediently, supporting the vegetables and rice without touching a single chopstick.
Du Shengsheng was so angry: Why are you so honest?
If you eat a piece of grilled fish, can I really not let you eat it?
So, 5 minutes later, Du Shengsheng said: "Forget it, you can eat meat. You bought too much, and the three of us can't finish it!"
Han Jingya, who was sitting opposite Du Shengsheng, couldn't stand listening anymore. She complained: "Du Shengsheng, can you be any more unprincipled?"
Du Shengsheng: "..."
Ahem!This is not called being unprincipled, but rather public is public, private is private, a car crash is a crash, and eating is eating, they cannot be confused.
"I just allowed him to eat, and I didn't say I wouldn't punish him." Du Shengsheng said: "Now in front of you, I will give him face and not punish him. When we get home and it's just the two of us, I will definitely deal with it severely. he!"
"Ha." Han Jingya sneered, her expression clearly saying: Do you think I believe it?
Jiang Yingchun covered her mouth and snickered: My sister and her brother-in-law have such a good relationship.
Dinner was finished quickly and it was getting late. Du Shengsheng said goodbye to Han Jingya and Jiang Yingchun: "Then we'll leave first. Sister, you can clean up later. We'll see you tomorrow."
"Okay, you go back quickly, you have to go to work tomorrow." Jiang Yingchun said.
Du Shengsheng and Gu Yanbai went downstairs together, and they came to the Mercedes-Benz that was knocked out of shape. Du Shengsheng glanced at Gu Yanbai faintly and said, "How much hatred and hate is there? You’re going to crash it like this.”
Gu Yanbai: "..." It seemed like the impact was a bit harsh.
"This car must not be driven." Du Shengsheng added: "Prodigal husband, when you deliberately crashed the car, did you ever think about how we were going to get back at night?"
Gu Yanbai nodded: "I think about it, take a taxi."
With that said, he stood on the side of the road, ready to stop the taxi.
Du Shengsheng kicked him: "I was mocking you, not asking you to answer!"
You are so smart, you still take a taxi?Didn't I know I could take a taxi? !
Gu Yanbai was a little confused: "Then still stop the car?"
"Nonsense, how can we go back without stopping the car?!" Du Shengsheng said angrily.
Gu Yanbai: "???"
Then why did you kick me just now?
I did nothing wrong!
Although the process was very bumpy, the taxi finally arrived.
On the way back, Du Shengsheng was still like a little firecracker, constantly attacking Gu Yanbai, but Gu Yanbai didn't feel sad, and instead raised the corners of his lips slightly.
A few hours ago, his wife was very sad because of a slip of the tongue made by Gao Caixia.
But now, she seems to have completely forgotten that unpleasant incident.
A broken car costing over [-] yuan is worth it in exchange for my wife's good mood for a day.
(End of this chapter)
The plan was perfect, and the results were perfect.
Gu Yanbai looked away guiltily: "...uh...I...that...is..."
It's really strange. He is obviously a genius at lying. Every time he encounters a crisis, he can just lie out of his mouth without thinking at all.
But why did his genius fail this time?Why can't you make up a reason to justify the lie?
Why do you still stutter when you speak?This makes me feel guilty!
Cold sweat broke out on Gu Yanbai's forehead. He finally made up a reason: "I forgot that there is a shopping mall opposite the community, so after going downstairs, I drove the car out. As a result, I accidentally hit Shi Dun at the door. superior."
"Oh -" Du Shengsheng protracted: "I see, that's why when you went out, you told me that you went to the mall opposite to buy us dinner, but as soon as you went out, you forgot that the mall was opposite. Yeah?"
Gu Yanbai was sweating more and more on his forehead. He swore that he had never been so panicked in his life.
"Yes." Gu Yanbai said bravely. He grabbed Du Shengsheng's hand and tried to act coquettishly like last night: "I am a stupid beauty."
You stupid beauty forgets that the shopping mall is right across from the community when you go out. This is very reasonable.
"Stop coming!" But Du Shengsheng no longer wanted to do this. She threw Gu Yanbai's hand away with her backhand, and then said angrily and distressedly: "You did it on purpose! Don't think that I don't know that you have planned to change cars. It’s been planned for a long time!”
Gu Yanbai lowered his head in shame: "That car doesn't like me."
"You still have a weird car!" Du Shengsheng said angrily: "Why doesn't it like you in that car? It works hard and takes you to work every day. It also uses the trunk to help you load things. Isn't it the same for helping my sister move today? Did it bring us all here?”
"But you have changed your mind and only thought about the beautiful new cars outside. You can't see the devotion that the Mercedes-Benz baby has given to you. Now you murder your parents' car and then beat her up, slandering the Mercedes-Benz baby for changing first. Man, you have no heart!"
Gu Yanbai: "..."
He just wanted to be coquettish with his wife, why was he suddenly labeled as a scumbag?
Jiang Yingchun on the side was confused. She quietly pulled Han Jingya next to her, and then asked in a low voice: "What happened? Can you understand their conversation?"
Is she too old to keep up with the times?
Why couldn't she understand what her sister and brother-in-law were saying at all?
"Don't worry about them." Han Jingya said with experience: "The couple is showing off their affection."
As Han Jingya spoke, she pulled Jiang Yingchun to sit down at the dining table. She gave Jiang Yingchun a pair of chopsticks, and then said: "Let's eat first. They have to show off for a while. The dog food is not enough. The grilled fish is filling.”
Jiang Yingchun couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile: "Okay."
The two of them sat at the dining table and ate the grilled fish, and the smell of the grilled fish gradually reached Du Shengsheng's nose.
"I'm so angry." Du Shengsheng put her hands on her waist and said angrily: "You are forced to stand at the door and you are not allowed to eat dinner!"
After saying that, Du Shengsheng also sat down and started eating grilled fish.
Gu Yanbai was left standing alone at the door. He was obviously the one buying dinner, but he didn't have any dinner.
Gu Yanbai didn't think it was a big deal. He didn't like grilled fish either.
He has mild anorexia and doesn't like to eat. He only eats to ensure that he has enough energy intake every day, not to enjoy oral pleasure.
So he stood at the door and watched Du Shengsheng and Han Jingya eating. He didn't think it was a punishment, nor did he feel sad. Instead, he thought it was good. He quite liked watching Du Shengsheng eat.
She eats like a little hamster, which is not only very cute, but also gives people an inexplicable sense of happiness.
Gu Yanbai was completely indifferent, but Du Shengsheng felt distressed: her man was nearly 1.9 meters tall, and if he didn't eat at night, he would definitely be hungry.And he just had a car accident...
"Forget it, come over and eat!" Du Shengsheng said angrily: "But you only need to eat vegetables and rice, not meat!"
So Gu Yanbai sat down obediently, supporting the vegetables and rice without touching a single chopstick.
Du Shengsheng was so angry: Why are you so honest?
If you eat a piece of grilled fish, can I really not let you eat it?
So, 5 minutes later, Du Shengsheng said: "Forget it, you can eat meat. You bought too much, and the three of us can't finish it!"
Han Jingya, who was sitting opposite Du Shengsheng, couldn't stand listening anymore. She complained: "Du Shengsheng, can you be any more unprincipled?"
Du Shengsheng: "..."
Ahem!This is not called being unprincipled, but rather public is public, private is private, a car crash is a crash, and eating is eating, they cannot be confused.
"I just allowed him to eat, and I didn't say I wouldn't punish him." Du Shengsheng said: "Now in front of you, I will give him face and not punish him. When we get home and it's just the two of us, I will definitely deal with it severely. he!"
"Ha." Han Jingya sneered, her expression clearly saying: Do you think I believe it?
Jiang Yingchun covered her mouth and snickered: My sister and her brother-in-law have such a good relationship.
Dinner was finished quickly and it was getting late. Du Shengsheng said goodbye to Han Jingya and Jiang Yingchun: "Then we'll leave first. Sister, you can clean up later. We'll see you tomorrow."
"Okay, you go back quickly, you have to go to work tomorrow." Jiang Yingchun said.
Du Shengsheng and Gu Yanbai went downstairs together, and they came to the Mercedes-Benz that was knocked out of shape. Du Shengsheng glanced at Gu Yanbai faintly and said, "How much hatred and hate is there? You’re going to crash it like this.”
Gu Yanbai: "..." It seemed like the impact was a bit harsh.
"This car must not be driven." Du Shengsheng added: "Prodigal husband, when you deliberately crashed the car, did you ever think about how we were going to get back at night?"
Gu Yanbai nodded: "I think about it, take a taxi."
With that said, he stood on the side of the road, ready to stop the taxi.
Du Shengsheng kicked him: "I was mocking you, not asking you to answer!"
You are so smart, you still take a taxi?Didn't I know I could take a taxi? !
Gu Yanbai was a little confused: "Then still stop the car?"
"Nonsense, how can we go back without stopping the car?!" Du Shengsheng said angrily.
Gu Yanbai: "???"
Then why did you kick me just now?
I did nothing wrong!
Although the process was very bumpy, the taxi finally arrived.
On the way back, Du Shengsheng was still like a little firecracker, constantly attacking Gu Yanbai, but Gu Yanbai didn't feel sad, and instead raised the corners of his lips slightly.
A few hours ago, his wife was very sad because of a slip of the tongue made by Gao Caixia.
But now, she seems to have completely forgotten that unpleasant incident.
A broken car costing over [-] yuan is worth it in exchange for my wife's good mood for a day.
(End of this chapter)
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