On the day of the blind date, I got my certificate from the paranoid richest man.

Chapter 427 Green Tea Man Gu Yanbai

After arriving home, Gu Yanbai finally received his punishment——

"Sleep by yourself tonight!" Du Shengsheng threw all Gu Yanbai's quilt and pillows out, and then said angrily, with her hands on her hips, "I won't sleep with a scumbag who loves the new and hates the old!"

Gu Yanbai never expected that the punishment for just crashing a bad-smelling old car would be so cruel.

His wife actually kicked him out of the master bedroom and stopped sleeping with him!
"Shengsheng, liking the new and hating the old means that after getting a new car, you no longer like the old car." Gu Yanbai defended himself in a low voice: "But now, I haven't bought a new car yet, so strictly speaking, I don't like the new and dislike the old. ."

However, this excuse did not earn Du Shengsheng's forgiveness.

"You don't have a new love yet, and you are already tired of the old one. You are more excessive than loving the new and hating the old!" Du Shengsheng snorted coldly: "Sleep on your side!"

After saying that, Du Shengsheng waved his hand and closed the door neatly.

"Bang!" There was a loud noise, and Gu Yanbai touched his nose.

The door was closed, and now it was useless to act coquettishly or pretend to be pitiful, because his wife had already closed the door and didn't even look at him.

Alas, Gu Yanbai sighed silently in his heart: If he had known this, he should have crashed the car when he went to work.

Find an unlucky employee, such as Ling Yunxiao, and let him drive his car and crash it.

In this way, he can divert trouble: Mr. Ling hit my car. He is the president, and I am just a small employee. I can't blame him, so let's just forget about it.

Shengsheng is so considerate, she will definitely not blame him, but will feel sorry for him, feel sorry for him, and feel that he has suffered workplace bullying.

Ling Yunxiao: Who is bullying whom?
Gu Yanbai, can you show some face?

The very shameless Gu Yanbai shook his head regretfully: he was reckless in this car crash.

You have to plan better next time.

After feeling regretful in his heart, Gu Yanbai hugged the quilt and pillow and prepared to go back to his room.

However, when he walked to the door of the room, he suddenly paused and thought of a good way to return to the master bedroom...

Without Gu Yanbai's troubles, Du Shengsheng had a good sleep. When she woke up the next day, she felt refreshed.

It was still early, Du Shengsheng was going to the kitchen to make breakfast, but as soon as she walked to the living room, she froze.

In the huge living room, Gu Yanbai was covered with quilt, curled up and sleeping on the sofa like an abandoned puppy. The sofa was a little broken, and his 1.8-meter-[-] tall man couldn't stretch out. He could bend his legs, but even so, his pale and beautiful ankles were still hanging in the air, falling outside the quilt and the sofa.

Du Shengsheng was shocked: What happened?Why is Mr. Gu sleeping in the living room?
Didn't she let him sleep on his side last night?

What tricks is this idiot husband playing?
Just when Du Shengsheng was shocked, Gu Yanbai also rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up in a daze.

In fact, he had woken up long ago, but Du Shengsheng never woke up. In order to let his wife see his pitiful appearance curled up on the sofa, Gu Yanbai closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep until now.

Now Du Shengsheng finally came, so he pretended to have just woken up, rubbed his sleepy eyes and stood up in confusion: "Shengsheng, are you awake?"

While greeting Du Shengsheng, he coughed twice "weakly", as if he had caught a cold last night.

Although she knew that the other party was pretending to be pitiful, when she heard Gu Yanbai coughing, Du Shengsheng couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Why are you coughing? Are you catching a cold?"

"Yeah." Gu Yanbai said in a hoarse voice, "It seems a little bit."

"It's almost winter. If you sleep in the living room with the window open, you will definitely catch a cold." Du Shengsheng was very angry: "Why are you sleeping on the sofa when you are so good? Why don't you sleep on your side?" It's October now, right away. It was November, already late autumn, and the late autumn night was still very cold. Gu Yanbai deliberately opened the window all night, and the night breeze blew like this all night. Of course... nothing happened to him.

Coughing, weakness, and lack of energy are actually all fake.

Gu Yanbai: With such a good physique, there is nothing I can do.

I really want to catch a cold. I even took a cold bath, but I just can’t catch a cold. What can I do?I am also helpless.

If you have the conditions to catch a cold, if you don't have the conditions, just pretend to be sick.

Anyway, Gu Yanbai's complexion was pale. He pretended to be weak and made his voice softer and hoarse. He still looked like he was sick.

"I made you angry yesterday." Gu Yanbai lowered his head, showing off his weakness and tenderness: "I am a big scumbag who loves the new and hates the old. I am not qualified to sleep in the bedroom."

His head was drooped and his eyes were lowered, like a Samoyed being disciplined by his master. His aggrieved and pitiful look gave Du Shengsheng the illusion that he was a great villain.

what's the situation?Du Shengsheng even doubted his life: He obviously did something wrong, why do I feel guilty in my heart?

Wake up, Du Shengsheng!He was just pretending to be pitiful!
If you forgive him easily, then if he dares to deliberately crash the car today, he will dare to set fire to the house tomorrow!

After experiencing a fierce psychological struggle, Du Shengsheng said firmly: "Yes, you are a big scumbag who likes the new and hates the old. You don't deserve to sleep in the bedroom!"

Gu Yanbai nodded: "Okay, then I will continue to sleep on the sofa tonight."

After saying that, he was ready to fold the quilt.

As a result, before the quilt started to be folded, he heard Du Shengsheng say: "It's fine to sleep on the sofa for one night. You can move it back."

Gu Yanbai, who had his back to Du Shengsheng, slightly raised the corners of his lips: Success.

"Ahem! Don't get me wrong. I'm afraid that you, being so big, will crush the sofa again." Du Shengsheng made up for herself: "This sofa is very expensive."

"Well, I know, you feel sorry for the sofa, not me." Gu Yanbai nodded, pretending to understand, and then moved the quilt back to the master bedroom happily.

Du Shengsheng: "..." Why do you feel like you've been fooled?

Forget it, she already figured out a new way to punish her last night.

Let him be beautiful for a while now.

Du Shengsheng quickly made breakfast. The two of them had a simple breakfast and then packed up and got ready to go to work.

"Isn't it troublesome for you to go to work without a car?" Du Shengsheng said, "How about you ask for leave from your boss and we can pick out a new car for you in the morning?"

Gu Yanbai's eyes widened, and he looked at Du Shengsheng in disbelief: "Shengsheng, you...you agree to my buying a car?"

what happened?Obviously yesterday, she was still very angry that he crashed the car.

Even in the morning, he could vaguely feel that she was still angry with him.

Why did my wife’s attitude suddenly change after breakfast? Not only was she no longer angry with him, but she even wanted to go pick out a new car with him?

At this moment, Gu Yanbai was doubting his life: What happened?Has he traveled through time?Or has Shengsheng been tricked?
He suddenly doesn't understand the world!
(End of this chapter)