After the divorce, I became a mountain god

The moment he saw this small card, Xu Boan was stunned.

What the hell?

Isn't this the kind of romantic contact card that only appears in those motel-level hotels on the streets?
The place where Xu Boan is staying right now is a well-known international chain hotel. How could such a thing appear here!

Although the suite that Mr. Xu stayed in was not the top-notch presidential suite, it was at least a very expensive business suite.

The price is in the second tier!

It’s not comparable to the most basic standard room!

Normally, these two room types are not on the same floor.

However, each floor has staff providing services.

Therefore, even the hotel lobby staff were careless and failed to notice the people who came to distribute the small cards.

Then the staff on this floor shouldn't allow such idle people to move around here!

"Bad review!"

Xu Boan picked up the card while muttering to himself. After all, it was not a good idea to have this thing placed right next to his door, sticking to the crack.

The "civilized construction" repeatedly emphasized at all levels of the company's projects is an education that is deeply rooted in the minds of the people.

Good personal qualities always remind Xu Boan that this is also garbage and should be thrown into the trash can!
Xu Bo'an picked up the card and subconsciously looked at it casually.

There are some... exquisite patterns on the small card. To put it simply, it is a blonde with a hot body doing extremely seductive actions.

Then there are advertising slogans in four languages ​​that provide a brief description, introduction, contact information, etc.

Wow, are they trying to become a 4A-rated scenic spot?

Xu Boan had heard before that only some facilities in 4A-level scenic spots are required to have text in four languages.

Is the "door-to-door service" industry already so competitive right now?
Xu Boan had just closed the door and was about to walk towards the trash can in the room, and threw the useless card away.

I had just turned around and walked two or three steps when the doorbell behind me rang.

Xu Bo'an turned around and opened the door, and saw a staff member outside was startled and subconsciously stepped back.

The staff member did not expect that the door would be opened less than two seconds after he rang the doorbell.

She has been working for many years. In the past, the interval between ringing the doorbell and the guest opening the door was always more than ten seconds or even longer!
So the staff member is still in a relaxed attitude at the moment, because she is too tired to stand in high heels all night. She is about to get off work, but who knew that she received another delivery task just before the end of the day.

And the customers need a lot of goods!
After finally pushing the hotel's luggage cart to deliver the boxes of instant noodles and boiled eggs, she rang the doorbell and bent her legs, thinking about taking a break.

Unexpectedly, just as I relaxed, the door was opened immediately.

The next moment, the staff member was suddenly frightened because of his momentary relaxation, and subconsciously stood up straight and shrank back.

However, he didn't expect that his ankle would cramp at this moment, and he instantly lost his balance and fell down.

"Ouch!" The staff member shouted subconsciously.

Xu Boan naturally couldn't just watch the other person fall, so he reached out and pulled him up!
With a stretch and a pull, he pulled the woman back who was about to fall.

Then, out of inertia, she snuggled up to Xu Boan.

The female staff member stood up straight in a hurry, her face flushed, and she said apologetically: "I'm sorry sir, I offended you, I just felt uncomfortable in my ankle, I think it was a cramp! Thank you for your help, if it weren't for you, I would definitely fall down!"

Xu Boan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's just a small favor, I'm glad you're okay."

The staff nodded and smiled professionally, saying, "I'm here to deliver the items you requested. Please check and see if the items and quantities are correct!"

As he spoke, the waiter pointed to the small cart beside him, on which were two boxes of instant noodles, two packs of sausages and two net bags of braised eggs.

They are all hometown brands that Xu Boan is familiar with.

Master Jian instant noodles, Emperor Zhongdi ham sausage and Cun Bala braised eggs.

The latter was difficult to buy even when Xu Boan was in China.

After a quick look, the packaging is intact and there is no damage or bulging.

"Very good, no problem, thank you for your hard work." Xu Boan nodded.

"You're welcome, sir. It's my job. Please move aside and I'll help you get it in!" The staff member gently pushed the cart and said to Xu Bo'an who was standing at the door.

Xu Bo'an was not a hypocritical person, so he smiled and said, "No need, it's just a small thing, I just brought it in."

As he spoke, Xu Bo'an picked up two boxes of instant noodles and placed them at the door. Then he raised his hand and grabbed the sausage and boiled eggs and was about to return.

At this moment, the small card in his hand that was about to be thrown away slipped from his hand at an inopportune time because Xu Boan was picking up something, and it happened to fall on the waiter's cart.

When the staff saw the small card, they immediately frowned and said, "Sir, excuse me, your card..."

Xu Boan was already embarrassed when he saw the card fall, and even more embarrassed when he saw the opposite-sex staff asking about it. He immediately explained hastily: "Oh, I just found this thing under the door. I was just about to throw it away. By the way, I would like to make a suggestion. After all, you are a large-scale hotel chain. You still need to strengthen your work in this area. Otherwise, the experience will be a bit bad."

The staff member shook his head in astonishment and said, "Impossible, sir, this is absolutely impossible. This kind of thing cannot happen here. I originally thought that you got this card from somewhere else. I just want to kindly remind you that this is just a scam. The person on this card is a very famous female star in our Aeseria Federation. She would never do such a thing. Uh, and it can't be this holiday."

Xu Bo'an blinked and said, "Okay, this is a liar. Thank you for telling me, but I did pick up this card here."

As he spoke, Xu Bo'an pointed to the ground and gestured.

The staff member frowned and said, "This... How about this, sir? I'll help you apply to view the surveillance video, answer your questions, and clear the name of our hotel." Xu Bo'an thought this was a trivial matter. Perhaps it was just the negligence of the staff. There was no need for him to get to the bottom of it.

After all, even if it is confirmed that this thing is true, it is nothing more than some discounts on housing prices, and Xu Boan doesn't care about this little money.

Why bother going to the monitoring room to check the surveillance and waste time?

Why not do something else with this little time? Yan Shouyi, the rebellious fool in the bonsai, is still waiting for me to send them food!

After closing the door, Xu Boan summoned the bonsai, consumed a wisp of incense and power, and drove to the mountain temple at the waterfall cliff where Yan Shouyi and the others were.

At this time, Yan Shouyi was staying in the temple with several trusted guards.

A guard said, "Brother, if we can really get the help of a beastmaster, it will be much smoother to capture those mountain strongholds this time."

Yan Shouyi shook his head and said, "It won't be that fast. Even though that guy is a genius, it will take him several years to master the art of beast control. It would be great if he can start his career in a few months. We have to rely on ourselves to capture the stronghold now.

As long as we haven't started the serious siege, just a few small mountain strongholds will not alert the Purple Guards, and the Qingyun Army has no time to deal with the trivial matters here.

In this way, as long as we take down a few mountain strongholds, we will have a place to rest and wait for the beastmaster to come, and then we can attack Qingmu Mansion!"

The guard flattered him, "Brother, you are very smart! I believe that under your leadership, we brothers will be able to accomplish great things!"

Yan Shouyi shook his head and said, "This matter is entirely up to the Mountain God. Although you and I are not a mob, we are still far behind those people in Qianliang, Qingrong and Baimian. They have not been able to accomplish anything for so long, how can it be easy for us! I am already very satisfied to have the protection of the Mountain God and a place to live."

When Xu Bo'an came in, he happened to hear what Yan Shouyi said.

Xu Bo'an couldn't help but teased: "Haha, Yan Shouyi, you do have some self-awareness!"

Yan Shouyi turned around and knelt on the ground, saying with great fear and trepidation: "Grandpa Mountain God, I didn't know that Grandpa Mountain God had appeared. It is a sin to talk about the immortals without permission."

Xu Boan said disapprovingly: "Okay, get up, these things are food for you, it should be enough for you to hold on for a while!"

As he spoke, Xu Bo'an put in the bag of instant noodles. In front of Yan Shouyi, he tore open the packaging, revealing the white noodles with a slightly browned hue.

In an instant, the crispy aroma of fried dough cakes wafted out.

Yan Shouyi and the others only saw a huge glass-like object the size of a wooden bed appear, and then, the thin skin was suddenly torn open, and a fragrance came out.

"Wow! This smells like fine wheat!"

"It's a bit like the aroma of fried dough twists made from the first crop of refined wheat flour in my hometown."

"What is this? It looks a bit like a snack I saw in Kyoto, deep-fried Sanzi, but it seems to be much thicker and more delicate than that!"

"Grandpa Mountain God, this is immortal food, right? How do I eat it?" Yan Shouyi asked. This was the most crucial question.

Xu Boan explained: "This thing is called instant noodles. The outer part is its packaging bag. With this layer of bag protection, this kind of noodles will not get damp or spoil even if it is stored for a long time. When you eat it, just open this thing. The noodles inside can be eaten directly, soaked in water, or boiled. There are three kinds of seasonings in it when soaking or boiling."

As he spoke, Xu Boan reached out and took out three packets of seasoning from the bag.

Yan Shouyi and the other villains only saw a blanket-sized object floating out from inside, and upon closer inspection, it looked more like a bag.

One of the huge transparent bags seemed to be filled with green vegetables and red radish cubes!
"Oh my god, this is... dried vegetables and radish cubes. Such an exquisite preservation method, it really deserves to be the food of immortals!"

Xu Boan explained: "These three kinds of seasonings, the first kind is this powder... uh, granular seasoning, which contains a lot of different seasonings. As long as it is paired with this seasoning packet, the noodles will be very fragrant. The remaining dried vegetable packet is matched according to taste needs. The last sauce packet is the same, it has the taste of braised beef. You can try it when you are craving it."

Yan Shouyi stared at the vegetable package in the middle and asked, "Grandpa Mountain God, how long can this be kept?"

Xu Boan thought for a moment and said, "It's hard to say specifically. Theoretically, as long as the bag is not opened, the dried vegetables inside can be stored for many years without any problems."

Yan Shouyi said excitedly: "Great, this thing is portable and easy to carry! As long as we have enough of these vegetables, we can go to distant places to recruit refugees to join us. In the future, we don't have to worry about having to eat bran noodles during the lean season without even a side dish. Bran noodles are too hard to swallow."

Xu Bo'an was speechless for a moment.

There is such a big package of instant noodles, the king of fast food products, here, but your attention is only focused on a small package of seasoning. It is a bit too cramped.

Thinking back to the last time when instant noodles were distributed in Kaoshan Village, Yan Shouyi and the others were not there, and they definitely didn’t know how delicious instant noodles were.

Xu Bo'an said, "Wait a moment, I will show you the correct way to eat this!"

As he spoke, Xu Boan picked up the bag of instant noodles and crushed them directly. Then he opened the three seasonings one by one and poured some in. Finally, he poured a pot of water that had just boiled in the house directly into the bag.

Then he clenched the bag tightly with his hands and said, "Just wait for your delicious meal!"

This is because there is no suitable container to put it, otherwise Xu Boan would not be too lazy to grab it with his hands.

When I was in school, everyone had a thermos. Students were reluctant to eat instant noodles in a bowl, so they bought bags of instant noodles. The easiest way was to soak the noodles directly in the bag and then put them inside the thermos lid, which was like putting a plastic bag in a bowl. It was convenient, edible and affordable!

Xu Bo'an's movements were very light.

The scene in the eyes of Yan Shouyi and others was an incredible miracle.

These little guys only saw that the huge instant noodles suddenly stood up, and then the bag suddenly tightened, and the thick pancake-shaped noodles inside were instantly squeezed and shattered, and several pieces jumped out and almost hit Yan Shouyi!
Then, the little ones saw the three bags of seasonings of different shapes and colors being torn open and poured into the instant noodle bags one by one.

Finally, a stream of steaming boiling water suddenly appeared from mid-air and flowed into the instant noodles bag.

"Grandpa Mountain God, are you saying that this is the correct way to eat this kind of immortal food?" Yan Shouyi asked thoughtfully.

Xu Boan responded, "That's right, but this is just one of the options. You can eat this directly. There's a piece in front of you. You can try it!"

(End of this chapter)