After the divorce, I became a mountain god

The piece of noodles in front of Yan Shouyi was the crumbs that Xu Bo'an picked out from the instant noodles when he was kneading them just now.

Although in Xu Bo'an's eyes that thing was very small, just a short section, but in front of Yan Shouyi, it was a large piece of fragrant pasta as big as a rabbit.

Hearing the mountain god say that this thing can be eaten directly, Yan Shouyi immediately took two steps forward, supported his hands on the noodles, forcefully picked off a piece of crispy noodles, and put it into his mouth.

Crispy texture, satisfying aroma.

Oh my God, this is definitely the most delicious pasta I have ever eaten. It tastes so wonderful.

Yan Shouyi chewed the instant noodles in his mouth with a look of surprise and shouted, "Come on, let's have a taste. The immortal food given to us by the mountain god is so delicious that I almost swallowed my tongue along with it."

When the people in the room heard Yan Shouyi's words, they stopped being polite and came forward one after another, breaking off a piece of noodles and stuffing them into their mouths.

Then, these people suddenly had the same expressions and actions as Yan Shouyi, the same admiration and exclamations.

"God, if we had enough of this, we could round up every refugee in the world."

"Tsk, gather refugees? You really underestimate the power of the immortal food from Grandpa Mountain God. In my opinion, this can attract all the people from Baimian Sect and Qingrong Sect here. They just want to have enough food to avoid starving to death. Here we can not only have enough to eat, but also eat well!"

"That's right. Those people are willing to work hard just to eat porridge and pickled mustard. Isn't our stuff much better than porridge and pickled mustard?"

"That makes sense. It would be great if the Mountain God could give us a lot of this stuff."

Yan Shouyi's face became uglier the more he listened, and he couldn't help but scold: "Don't talk nonsense, the Mountain God is kind and has helped us a lot. Don't just think about getting something for nothing! Think about what you can do for the Mountain God!"

Xu Bo'an nodded in satisfaction and said, "Don't worry. I have prepared 48 servings of this instant noodles for you this time, as well as lots of fragrant meat and braised eggs. You can study it later and you will be able to eat it. Make a good plan and don't waste too much, and don't be too tight on money."

"I will follow the instructions of the mountain god!" Yan Shouyi replied excitedly.

Xu Bo'an loosened his grip on the mouth of the instant noodles and said, "That's great. The instant noodles made with hot water are ready too. Try them again and make a comparison!"

As he spoke, Xu Boan used a branch that he had picked up and enlarged to reach into the instant noodle bag and picked up a soaked noodle.

"Come, try this way of eating it again!" Xu Bo'an said as he carefully placed the noodle on the packaging of the seasoning bag. Although it might not be clean, it was much more hygienic than throwing it directly on the ground.

After being soaked in hot water, the noodles became a little thicker.

It is dotted with lots of oil and some softened green onions, giving off an even richer aroma.

Several people in the room couldn't help but twitch their noses, and then took a deep breath with lingering satisfaction.

"This...Brother, it smells so good!"

Yan Shouyi immediately waved his hand and said, "The Mountain God has spoken, let's all come and try it!"

All of a sudden, several people came over, no longer caring about anything, just raised their hands to grab the food and stuffed it into their mouths.

The soaked noodles are soaked in soup and are soft and chewy. When people eat them, a springy and smooth texture immediately lingers on the taste buds, with a hint of spiciness and freshness, as if the mouth is filled with happiness in an instant.

"Oh my God! This... such delicious noodles. Noodles can actually be made so delicious!" A guard took a bite and immediately shed tears of happiness.

"It's so delicious. I thought it was delicious when eaten dry, but I didn't expect it to be even more delicious after being soaked in boiling water. It's simply amazing."

Listening to the brothers' endless praise, Yan Shouyi smiled with satisfaction.

Although we can occasionally eat refined wheat noodles on weekdays, they are far inferior to the wheat flour that is the raw material of instant noodles.

Moreover, in the bonsai world, cooking oil is a rare commodity and seasonings are few and far between.

On most days, even if there was a chance to eat refined wheat noodles, what people usually ate were white flour buns and noodles. This was a wonderful life that was hard for ordinary people to imagine.

Many people joined the army just to have something to eat. If they stayed at home, bran flour would not be enough to fill them up.

Because of such prerequisites, it was a luxury for the armed forces to eat pancakes, let alone fried foods.

Even if we occasionally have the chance to eat fried food, the oil used is often turbid and has been used for a long time, and the fried food is not tasty at all.

But as we all know, the material of instant noodles is not simple.

In addition to the flour ground from scientifically grown fine wheat and sufficient mass-produced cooking oil, there are also various seasonings, not to mention the technologically developed and innovative edible additives.

If this thing existed in ancient civilizations, anyone who ate it would give it a thumbs up, and the smell would make them dizzy.

Xu Bo'an smiled as he watched everyone wolfing down their food; some even choked.

Xu Boan reminded them, "Don't eat too hastily. This thing comes with soup. Come on, try eating it with the soup!"

As he spoke, Xu Bo'an raised his hand and took a mineral water bottle cap from the room. He opened the bag and scooped out a small half-capful of noodle soup. He then placed it on the table in front of Yan Shouyi and the others, making it convenient for them to take their food.

After all, the ground here was too flat and solid, and it was difficult for Xu Boan to make a hole. If he put down the bottle cap steadily, it would be difficult for the little ones to see that there was only half of the noodle soup inside, making it inconvenient to take it out.

If you place it at an angle, this problem will not exist.

Everyone only saw a white pool suddenly appear, and then some noodle soup from the mountain god's mouth was taken out from the exquisite glass-like packaging of the fairy food. Then, they saw a brown soup that was completely different from the one in the image.

The noodle soup is mixed with instant noodle seasoning, and its aroma is the most intense, even more so than the noodles.

Therefore, everyone was stunned again by the instant noodles soup.

"This... this is noodle soup!"

"Well, it seems so. Isn't that what the Mountain God said?" "But in my opinion, it's not an exaggeration to call this a meat stew! It's so fragrant. The taste is comparable to the marinade of the braised meat in our hometown!"

"Come on, everyone, try it first, it's the original soup and original food!"

Yan Shouyi called out to everyone, and immediately someone brought him bowls and chopsticks, and then served him a bowl first.

Xu Bo'an saw this and felt envious.

Look at how Yan Shouyi lives his life. He is just a deputy captain, but he is in such a miserable state, and yet he still has little brothers to serve him attentively.

If he were to be made a captain or even a general, wouldn't he not have to do anything by himself except going to the toilet?
Soon, Yan Shouyi took the bowl of noodle soup served by his subordinate, and then, he pursed his lips slightly and moved close to the edge of the bowl, then he rotated the porcelain bowl and took a sip gently on the edge of the bowl.

In an instant, Yan Shouyi's eyes widened, and he nodded and praised: "It's very beautiful, very wonderful, come on, you all should try it too!"

Soon, several people gathered together, holding their bowls and scrambling to taste this wonderful noodle soup that was like sweet rain.

"Oh my god, this soup is so delicious that I can be full with just this bran noodles."

"Haha, you are a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man. In my hometown, we can't even eat bran noodles to get full, and people starve to death every day. As for me, I can swallow such delicious soup with dirt!"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. If the mountain god hears you, he will laugh at you! You're eating dirt, why don't you eat stones?"

Yan Shouyi scolded the guards who were talking more and more distortedly, swallowed the delicious instant noodles in his mouth reluctantly, waved his hand, and told the guards who were still eating noodles and drinking soup and chatting, "Okay, everyone, concentrate. Such a good thing must be shared with the brothers. Pass my order out. We are going to distribute the immortal food rewarded by the mountain god. Each team should arrange two people to come in and receive it."

"Brother, I'm afraid these things may not be enough!" someone said worriedly.

Yan Shouyi said without question: "Stop talking nonsense, just go if I tell you to. Grandpa Mountain God has given us a lot. Let the brothers taste it first. It will be distributed to each team later. Just figure out how to eat it properly."

"Yes!" The man responded immediately and went out to inform the brothers stationed outside. Soon, several people came in with huge wooden barrels.

Naturally, this delicious instant noodle caused a sensation among the crowd. People exclaimed that it was delicious and thanked the mountain god for his gift.

Xu Bo'an smiled and enjoyed the emotional value provided by these little guys. It felt so good to be in control of everything.

At this moment, Xu Bo'an suddenly noticed a figure rushing into the temple and said to Yan Shouyi anxiously: "Brother! It's not good."

Xu Bo'an looked closely and realized that this person was the one who had just gone out to call others to come in for food.

This guy has been out for a while. After calling people, he didn't come back. He must have encountered something.

"Look at how reckless you are! What's the matter that makes you so anxious? What happened? Is there any movement in Qingmu Mansion?" Yan Shouyi said with a frown.

The man shook his head and said, "No!"

"What is that? Tell me quickly! You're making me so anxious!" Yan Shouyi felt anxious when he heard that he had guessed wrong. It was as if the feeling that he had everything under control suddenly failed!
Um, didn’t you just complain that I was too rash and impatient?
Of course, these words were just a fleeting thought and could not be spoken out loud.

The man hurriedly reported, "Our few horses are all in trouble. They say the grass here is not good and is not suitable for horses to eat! Just now when I went out, I saw a horse foaming at the mouth and passed out. I fed it some freshly beaten noodles and noodle soup, and the horse woke up. This can't go on. The grass here is not good, and we don't have fodder. We can't use our own rations to feed the horses!"

Yan Shouyi looked quite impatient and said, "Grass doesn't work? What were you doing before? You just discovered it now! What else can I do now? You all can tell me if there is any good idea! If it really doesn't work, let's give up some bran flour first!"

Xu Bo'an was just wanting to hear how they planned to solve the problem when he suddenly heard the doorbell of his room in the real world ring.

Xu Boan quickly put away the bonsai, walked over and opened the door.

Standing outside was the female staff member who Xu Boan had just rescued.

Seeing Xu Boan, the other party said respectfully: "Hello, sir, we have found out the matter of the card."

Xu Boan frowned slightly and asked curiously: "Oh! Is there any problem?"

The staff member apologized and said, "Well, first of all, I'm sorry. This card did appear here. To express our apology, we are willing to reduce your room fee this time. In addition, the person who put the card here is not the practitioner we imagined, but more like a prank between friends. Take a look, do you know this person?"

As they were talking, the staff member pointed his mobile phone screen towards Xu Boan, allowing Xu Boan to watch the video playing on the screen.

Xu Bo'an focused his attention over there and saw a man stealthily throwing a card at his door, then knocking on the door hastily and trotting away.

Even when Xu Boan was chatting with the staff member, that guy was still looking around the corner.

When the staff member fell down and Xu Boan came to help, this guy even took out his mobile phone and took photos or videos for a while.

The staff member continued, "Look, this person only placed this card here with you, and did not involve other guests. According to our inference, it should be a joke between your acquaintances. I wonder if our inference is correct."

Xu Bo'an said with a puzzled look: "I also inferred this, but I don't know this person."

The staff member reminded: "Maybe, the person arranged by your friend is playing a joke on you. Do you think this is possible?"

Xu Bo'an shook his head and said, "I don't know, and I'm not very interested. Does your hotel have any ideas?"

The staff member said, "It's like this. According to regulations, we have to report this kind of thing to the police and investigate it thoroughly. However, considering that this person might be your friend, we would like to ask for your opinion. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing if we really arrested the wrong person."

Xu Boan nodded slightly.

That makes sense. After all, who would put this kind of card only to themselves for no reason? If you want to attract business, you have to cast a wide net.

It was more likely a joke, but Xu Boan really couldn't imagine who would play such a joke on him in this foreign country.

Xu Boan doesn’t have many acquaintances here, and the person who has the most reason to do this should be Ouyang Najie.

Could it be her? (End of this chapter)