After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Chapter 82 This is about offering incense

After thinking about it, Xu Boan asked normally.

"Just an ordinary kid."

The online doctor on the other side saw that Xu Boan's explanation was not detailed and did not ask further questions. Instead, he sent a drug instruction manual.

“布洛芬混悬液，功能主治……用法服量：1-3岁，体重10-15kg……；4-6岁，体重……”

The instructions are very detailed and Xu Boan answered all the instructions for usage and dosage for children aged 1 to 12 years old.

Then, the online doctor sent another message.

"Under normal circumstances, this medicine is very effective. But I suggest you come to the hospital."

Looking at the doctor's words, Xu Bo'an was in trouble again.

generally?
The monkeys in this bonsai world are obviously not ordinary.

At least, in the real society where I live, the research and development of drugs are based on the ordinary human body.

This little monkey in the bonsai world has shrunk about two hundred times.

How to use this medicine?

Xu Bo'an thought for a while, then shamelessly asked questions to the online doctor about his doubts.

"Hello, doctor, if the medicine is administered to a miniature animal that is only half a centimeter to one centimeter, can the medicine be used in a reduced dose?"

Soon, the status on the other side changed to inputting.

But Xu Boan waited for a long time before he saw a question mark from the other party.

"?"

Xu Bo'an was just about to give another reason to explain, when he saw the other party's message was sent again.

This time it was actually a long list of words.

"Theoretically, it is possible. However, it is not practical to reduce the dosage, because the dosage of a single dose of medicinal solution is inherently small, and the smaller it is, the more difficult it is to achieve a refined level. But logically speaking, under normal circumstances, you can dilute it with water Medicinal effect.”

When Xu Boan saw it, his eyes widened immediately and a smile appeared on his face.

Reliable, worthy of being a professional, this is a good idea.

Just do it!That’s it!
Xu Bo'an was about to type "thank you" when he saw the other party sent another message.

"I think your position is in Dongjiang. If you are playing truth or dare, congratulations on your win. If not...well...your vice president of Dongjiang Psychiatric Hospital is my lover. If necessary, I can contact you."

"Don't feel inferior, and face any disease positively."

Xu Bo'an's face was full of black lines, which was very embarrassing.

This is treating me as a mental patient.

While trying to stabilize his emotions through chatting, he introduced the hospital to himself.

This is definitely treating yourself as a psychopath.

Xu Bo'an didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Seeing that the other party had given some suggestions, Xu Boan was too magnanimous and did not have the same level of understanding as the other party.

He immediately called the company's medical office and was sent a bottle of ibuprofen suspension and a small disposable syringe.

According to the medicine recommended by the doctor, Xu Boan also checked online.

This medicine can be said to be a good medicine for reducing fever, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a "miracle".

Locking the office door again, Xu Boan started his own drug dilution plan.

The first step is to check the production date and expiration date of the medicine.

Well, the latest date.

This can be considered a good habit that I was forced to develop many years ago.

Xu Bo'an's mouth showed a helpless expression.

The so-called medical office of the company actually functions as a pharmacy.Most of the re-employed sitting doctors are just dawdling. I heard that he was born as a barefoot doctor, and no one in the company expects him to treat patients.

I remember when I first started working, I went to the infirmary to get medicine because I had a fever. When I was about to take it, my colleague reminded me that the medicine had expired for many years.

Later, Xu Boan learned that the doctor hired by the medical office was the father-in-law of the previous company leader.

Almost everyone has a similar experience of getting expired medicine, except middle-level leaders and above.

Over time, almost all company employees stopped going to the clinic to get medicine.

After many years, Xu Bo'an sat in this position and realized that the person was still the same person, but the medicine was no longer the same. He was so good, but still so charming.

It seems that he has found the second of the three things a new official should do when he takes office.

But now is not the time to think about it.

The top priority is to save the little monkey.

Just do it, Xu Bo'an first took out an appropriate amount of medicinal solution according to the instructions and the minimum dosage.

Then the temperature was adjusted according to two hundred times the water. After the temperature was about moderate, Xu Boan mixed the medicinal solution and warm water together.

Finally, buy the mixing cup provided by VV Soymilk shortly before starting and mix thoroughly.

At this point, a magic antipyretic medicine for the bonsai world has been successfully prepared.

Of course, Xu Boan had no choice but to do this.

Seeing that the little monkey was desperate, the monkey leader was even more helpless and had no choice but to try to treat himself, which was better than dragging it out.

Just treat it as a dead horse and treat it as a living horse doctor, so as to gain some hope of survival.

Xu Bo'an picked up the syringe and sucked in four milliliters of the newly prepared antipyretic solution, only to realize that something was wrong.

The drug is indeed diluted by mixing it with water.

But this seemingly insignificant four milliliters of medicinal solution is equivalent to more than a pound of water in the bonsai world.

Drinking medicine is enough to drink up a bottle and a half of mineral water in one go. Even traditional Chinese medicine does not allow you to drink like this.

What's more, the other party is just a little monkey, so it's strange that he can drink it!
Xu Bo'an shook his head helplessly and had to re-match.

He took the original medicinal solution again, and after many dilution tests, Xu Boan finally reduced the medicinal solution to a ratio that the little monkey in the bonsai could drink in one gulp.

For small humans and small monkeys, you only need to drink about the size of a walnut to achieve the corresponding effect.

Xu Bo'an gently used the needle to suck in some of the newly mixed medicinal solution, and then slowly pushed it forward until a small drop of medicinal solution flowed out from the needle tip, but it was still suspended.

Then he tore off a small piece of tinfoil from the cigarette case and gently rubbed the small drop of medicine on the tip of the needle onto the tinfoil.

Finally, it was placed gently in the courtyard of the mountain temple.

"Okay, you monkey, stop making any noise. I have dropped good medicine in the yard outside the house. You can go get it and let this little monkey drink it."

"Grandpa Mountain God...thank you...many thanks..."

Soon, the monkey leader called a monkey next to him to go outside and get the golden tinfoil paper.

The monkey came in carefully holding the tin foil paper, and couldn't help but praise: "Fairy... gold... paper... wow wow wow!"

Xu Boan watched seriously as the monkey leader gave the little monkey the medicine to drink.

After about ten minutes, Xu Boan clearly felt that the body temperature of the little monkey began to drop.

The little monkey itself was much more flexible. He opened his eyes and looked left and right, playing with his hair in his hands in boredom, and making a cooing sound in his mouth.

When the monkeys saw this, they were overjoyed and fell to their knees one after another.

He began to kneel down to the statue of the mountain god in a serious manner.

The monkey leader imitated human movements, walked to the incense table with a smooth pace, and picked up an incense stick awkwardly.

Xu Bo'an saw this and was immediately curious.

Is this monkey going to... give himself incense?

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