After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Chapter 83
Xu Bo'an watched the monkey leader's movements expectantly and with some curiosity.

I wonder if the monkey will gain the power of incense if he offers it!

The monkey leader worked hard to control the incense in his hand and move it towards the wick flame on the side.

Although the movements were unnatural and even a bit clumsy, the monkey leader always persisted.

The monkey leader's arms were dangling, and he missed the flames several times.

After finally lighting up an incense stick, he happily chirped a few times: "Success!"

Respectfully, he bowed the lit incense to the statue several times in a formal manner, and then imitated human behavior and placed the incense on the incense burner.

Seeing the monkey finally inserting the burning incense into the incense burner, Xu Bo'an smiled happily.

That's it!

Xu Bo'an's mouth showed a hint of a happy smile.

The next moment, Xu Bo'an felt a sense of relief in his body.

Sure enough, haha, with the incense and willingness, I succeeded in earning a wisp!
Although he was mentally prepared, Xu Boan was still pleasantly surprised when he finally got this wisp of incense and wish.

After all, this is the first ray of incense and desire that crosses the species barrier.

But it makes sense to think about it. Mountain gods and lands belong to the same kind, and their duties are to protect one party and bless all living beings.

This "all living things" does not only include human beings.

If you think about it this way, it makes sense.

But Xu Bo'an was very curious about those little animals that had no arms or legs and were unable to light incense or even perform bowing movements.

If they are really grateful to the mountain god in their hearts and are pious and respectful.

So how do you express your gratitude, and how do you feedback it to the mountain god?
After much deliberation, Xu Boan gave up because he had no solution.

When people reach middle age, most people will no longer try to get into trouble.Great kindness!
Xu Boan was just about to calm down and read the documents for a while when his cell phone beeped.

I picked up my phone and looked at it. It turned out to be a new message reminder from the mobile phone app I had just consulted about medicine.

"According to professional requirements, I have to fulfill my obligation to remind you that the use of antipyretics alone cannot achieve the effect of curing the disease. It can only reduce the fever and prevent the patient from further harm to the body due to high fever. If you need further treatment, please Come to the hospital for further examination to determine the cause."

Xu Boan nodded slightly, he still knew these common sense issues.

It's just that I didn't think it through for a while. I have to say that this doctor is quite responsible.

If you or a friend is really sick, it would be a good idea to go see him.After all, meeting a doctor friend is not such a bad thing.

But right now, this patient is a little guy in the world of bonsai, a monkey, so I’d better give up on the idea of ​​going to the hospital.

I casually typed "Thank you" and just as I was about to send it, another message came from the other party.

"In addition, I just confirmed with my spouse that if you really need psychiatric treatment and have financial difficulties, you can apply for corresponding subsidies, up to free physical therapy."

Xu Bo'an instantly withdrew the word "thank you" and immediately closed the software, feeling indignantly and cursed in his heart.

Why do I feel like this guy is a salesman from a mental hospital?

He is so stubborn and so thick-skinned, it would be a pity not to sell insurance.

However, the other party's reminder came very timely.

I took antipyretics, but reducing fever was only the first step.

If you want to treat a disease, you have to start by distinguishing the cause. Xu Bo'an, a non-professional, naturally doesn't understand any bacterial or viral diseases.

There is no way to take the little monkey to the veterinarian directly.

Xu Boan simply followed the trick and directly found a veterinary consultation software platform on the mobile phone software, and consulted on simple prevention and treatment of common diseases.

This time, Xu Boan went directly to a paid consultation.

After all, it’s not fun to use it for free. It doesn’t matter if you don’t regard the customer as God. You also suspect that the customer is mentally ill.

After Xu Boan politely paid the [-] yuan online registration fee, the veterinarian on the consultation platform happily gave suggestions.

For animals, if you don’t have the ability, means, or conditions to perform detailed inspections, the best option is to get antibiotics.

Pigs, cattle, sheep, dogs and cats, chickens, ducks, fish, turtles and geese are treated in similar ways.Animals cannot speak and cannot communicate.

There are cases and experiences for many common diseases that we can learn from. In desperation, we can only give it a try.

Anyway, most common diseases have the same causes.

Xu Boan followed the other party's suggestion and directly called the medical office to send another box of azithromycin dry suspension.

The reason why these drugs are used for dilution is because they are easier to take after dilution.

The doctor in the infirmary who delivered the medicine showed no impatient expression on his face and placed the medicine on Xu Boan's desk with a smile.

He kindly asked, "Mr. Xu, are you okay? If necessary, we'd better contact the hospital to take a look. I'm very familiar with the people at the Second Hospital."

Xu Bo'an couldn't help but roll his eyes at this guy.

Basic illnesses like colds and fevers are all sent to the hospital. This is a level of technology that is not even as good as the construction site clinic, right?

Xu Bo'an waved his hand and said casually: "It's okay. Someone in my neighbor's family is sick. He's too lazy to go out and buy medicine. Just ask me to bring it back to him after get off work."

After dealing with the doctor, Xu Bo'an diluted and proportioned the azithromycin dry suspension in the stirring cup.

Let the little monkey drink it in the same way.

Although the monkeys were very confused, why did the mountain god still give the magic medicine when the little monkey no longer had a fever.

But Grandpa Mountain God has said it, and it must be followed.

After drinking the medicine, a group of monkeys gratefully bowed and kowtowed to the statue, expressing their happiness and respect.

Xu Boan looked at it and thought about it thoughtfully.

Well, it seems this treatment is feasible.

Otherwise, this monkey might not be able to survive now.

Although these medicines are used to treat monkeys, they are not experimental.

Monkeys can use it, which basically means that little people in the bonsai world can also use it.After all, monkeys and humans are both primates.

If the villagers are in need in the future, Xu Boan will not be helpless.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an felt a little sorry for using the monkey as an experimental subject.

After all, in the real world, you still get paid for testing drugs.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an asked the canteen to bring some bananas.

Then, he took a small piece of banana and gave it to the monkeys gently.

After the monkeys received the bananas, they were immediately shocked and chirped again to say thank you.

"Thank you... Mountain God... I have never... tasted... delicious food."

Judging from the stumbling words of the monkey leader, it seems that there is no such thing as banana in the bonsai world.

Thinking that the matter here was settled, Xu Boyan looked at the situation of the villagers in Kaoshan Village.

The villagers are happily moving, the division of labor between men and women is in order, and they don't feel tired even though they are in full swing.

On the other side, the few villains under the city wall were suspected of being foreign workers, and they looked at the villagers of Kaoshan Village with envy as they moved to their new homes.

Xu Bo'an didn't bother to urge them, who couldn't touch the fish for a while.

Just as he was about to put away the bonsai, Xu Boan's phone rang, it was Tang Xiaohu's phone.

"Brother, the hotel has been booked and we chose Dongjiang Hotel."

"Okay, see you later."

Xu Bo'an hung up the phone concisely and saw that the group of monkeys in the box had not dispersed yet.

The leader of the monkeys held a palm-sized ink-colored object in his hand, placed it respectfully on the incense table of the mountain temple, and then left.

　Thank you all for your support. It is a little inconvenient to code on my mobile phone today. There will be another chapter in a moment.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)