I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 285 [Primary School Sacrifice] Army

can't be cured.

Hopeless.

Wait to die.

This is Lin Sirong's true inner activities at this moment.

As Lin Jiqiu's blood cousin, Lin Sirong really wanted to sever the relationship temporarily at this moment.

I didn’t say that, little brother.

You have made a lot of money this year, so you must be eighteen years old after rounding off, right?

Can you show some adult temperament?

Are you really not afraid of being despised by minors when you are such a grown-up person and want to snatch the shit out of children?

At first, Lin Sirong thought Lin Jiqiu was just joking, but she didn't expect that this guy was serious.

When she was about to launch a combo of sneering, rolling eyes, and giving the middle finger, Lin Jiqiu had already run over.

He walked up to a few little boys and showed a pure, natural and harmless smile full of goodwill:

"Little brother!"

"Where did you buy these cannons?"

An older little boy who seemed to be the leader raised his head and said in a milky voice that had not yet changed his voice: "What kind of cannon are you asking?"

On top of his head is a [lv4 primary school animal]

[Primary Animal: A [primate creature] about ten years old, protected by the [Minor Protection Act]. 】

Lin Jiqiu suddenly couldn't remember the name of the firecracker: "Uh, just this... this kind of match cannon."

The little boy in the lead said: "I bought it at the canteen at the entrance of the village."

A small shop at the entrance of the village?

That's still quite far...

After thinking for a while, Lin Jiqiu changed her mind and smiled again: "Then can the younger brother give me a little more love than the elder brother and sister?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw [lv4 primary school animal], who instantly showed a vigilant expression, and a [fear] sign popped up above his head.

This weird guy... is so scary!

Lin Jiqiu's smile gradually stiffened:

"Uh……"

"Just a little bit will do, not a lot."

Another smaller boy heard this and immediately said in a high-pitched voice:

"No, no, no!"

"A box of match cannons costs one yuan, which is very expensive!"

When the [Primary School Animals] heard the news, they immediately said:

"That's it!"

"Sister Guoguo, you are all adults, why are you still asking for things from us children!"

"Yes, yes! My mother told me that you can't take things from strangers, and you can't give things to strangers!"

"..."

Chirping, the [primary school animals] became a noisy group.

"Wait... wait a moment..."

Lin Jiqiu quickly put an index finger on her palm, making a silent gesture: "Don't get excited yet, little brother."

"I didn't say I took your stuff for free!"

Lin Jiqiu gained wisdom out of desperation:

"Let's do this. If you have any extra match cannons that you are not using, how about I pay to buy them for you?"

When the [Primary School Animals] heard this, they immediately became quiet again.

The younger boys looked at each other, and then they all seemed to be thinking seriously.

"I think it seems feasible."

The boys looked at the leading [primary school animal] and said, "Brother Dong, what do you think?"

The leader [Primary School Animal], who was called Brother Dong, stroked his chin and showed a proper aura of a big boss:

"I think OJBK." "First of all, match cannons are not prohibited dangerous goods, and there is no rule that they cannot be sold."

"Secondly, your mother only said don't give things to strangers and don't take things from strangers. She didn't say you can't sell things to strangers."

"Besides, doesn't the teacher always teach us to be helpful people?"

"Then when we sell the match cannon to our brothers and sisters, isn't it equivalent to doing them a favor?"

"So all things considered, I think we can sell to them."

"..." Lin Jiqiu was stunned.

Good guy!

So are today’s primary school students already so mature and stable?

These words are very eloquent, even clear-cut, logical, clear, and well-founded. It's almost perfect, right?

"Okay, that's good!"

Lin Jiqiu quickly applauded: "So how many match cannons do you have to sell now?"

"Wait a minute, I'm not done yet."

The leader [Primary School Animal] crossed his hands on his chest, pretended to be an adult, and said seriously: "We have to get some reward for selling the match cannon to you, right?"

"It takes effort when we go to the canteen to buy match cannons. There is hard work without credit."

Lin Jiqiu immediately understood: "That's easy to say, I'll pay double the price for your match cannon."

The leading [Primary School Animal] exchanged glances with the other little boys, then turned to look at Lin Jiqiu.

"No."

Then, he stretched out three fingers and said rather arrogantly: "At least this number."

……

ten minutes later.

Lin Jiqiu spent a huge sum of twenty yuan and bought six boxes of match cannons from these [primary school animals].

Due to the dilemma of having no money to make change, the leader [Primary School Animal] stuffed Lin Jiqiu with an extra box of broken cannons and a lighter with half a tube of oil left as compensation.

"Damn it, twenty bucks!"

"Brother Dong, brother Dong, are we developed?"

"Oh my god, my third uncle didn't even give me that many red envelopes!"

"Haha, I did receive a fifty yuan red envelope today, but my mother kept it for me and said it would be reserved for me to go to college in the future!"

"For twenty yuan, can't we buy a bunch of spicy sticks and match cannons?"

"Wow, this is great!"

"I think you should calm down a little first, right? It's twenty yuan! It's a lot of money to spend, do you want to discuss it with your family?"

"..."

Listening to the [primary school animals] talking and laughing as they drifted away, Lin Jiqiu gradually fell silent.

I can only say that the descendants are really scary...

But anyway.

All in all, he finally got this damn match cannon.

[Item: Miniature Firecrackers]

[Type: Throwing Object]

[Details: A relatively small throwing object that can cause a small range of AOE magic attacks, and comes with [fire attribute] elemental damage! 】

"hey-hey."

Looking at the text message that popped up in front of him, the corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth began to curl up crazily.

So next.

It’s time to let these damn [evil slimes] know what cruelty is.

……

(End of this chapter)