I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 286 Damn it! What a big one...

Fried cow shit.

A classic childhood game in rural areas.

In fact, it is not a complicated game. As the name suggests, it is actually lighting firecrackers and other things and inserting them into daddy's body.

Then bang, you can enjoy the real flying show.

Although this game does sound like it has some confusing meanings in the world, it is undeniable that it is indeed very popular and classic in Xiang Village.

Before this, Lin Jiqiu had never quite understood why so many people were keen on the game of fried cow shit.

Until today, he realized it.

Lin Jiqiu, who had the intention of killing, quickly found an [evil slime] that looked the most pleasing to the eye and had the most beautiful shape.

"Cousin!"

Although he had no experience in this, Lin Jiqiu was still eager to try it: "How can this thing explode?"

Lin Sirong stood five meters away from Lin Jiqiu, with an expression like "Who are you? I don't know you?" "Didn't you see those kids blowing up just now?"

"I saw it."

Lin Jiqiu scratched her head and said:

"But I can't seem to see any clue."

"Is it enough to just burn the match cannon and stuff it back in?"

"Uh……"

Lin Sirong thought for a while and decided to correct one of his details: "I suggest you put the match cannon on it first, and then light it..."

Lin Jiqiu suddenly realized: "Oh, what you said seems to make sense."

Following Lin Sirong's instructions, Lin Jiqiu immediately took action.

After strategically squatting down, Lin Jieqiu took out the [Miniature Firecracker], took out a match cannon from the box, and inserted it into the body of the [Evil Slime].

【Ding! 】

[You used [Micro Firecrackers] to stab [lv3 Evil Slime], causing a certain amount of [Physical Damage] to it! 】

[lv3 evil slime: 95% HP]

"No, buddy, this hasn't started yet..."

Lin Jiqiu twitched the corner of her mouth, then took out a lighter and lit the head of the match cannon.

Five or six seconds later——

Bang!

With the explosion of the match cannon, [Evil Slime] was shaken by the explosion, and cracks appeared on his body.

【Ding! 】

[You used the throwing object [Miniature Firecracker], causing huge [Fire Magic Damage] to [Evil Slime]! 】

[lv3 evil slime: 64% HP]

"I go?"

Lin Jiqiu was stunned: "Is this guy pretty hard?"

With the mentality of either not fighting to death or fighting to death, Lin Jiqiu's heart was filled with anger, and she followed the same pattern again and inserted three match cannons into the [Evil Slime].

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

In an explosion that was several times louder in an instant, [Evil Slime] instantly fell into pieces, and countless pieces of Huawei were scattered in all directions.

At this moment, Lin Jiqiu trembled, and suddenly felt an incomparable sense of pleasure.

it is good……

So delicious...

Lin Jiqiu suddenly felt refreshed and felt that she was about to enter a state of "ecstasy".

【Ding! 】

[You used the throwing object [Mini Firecracker], causing huge [Fire Magic Damage] to [LV3 Evil Slime]! 】

【Ding! 】

[You killed the [lv3] evil slime! 】

[You have gained experience points: exp +574, gold yuan x746! 】

[You have obtained the drop: filthy slime x4! 】

【Ding! 】

[You get pleasure from the carnage! 】

【Your stress has dropped and the negative state [anxiety] has been weakened! 】

This time, his unreliable system finally told the truth. That’s the matter of frying cow dung, which is really stress-relieving...

In that case, what are you waiting for?

Keep going!

Lin Jiqiu, who was full of energy, seemed to have been inspired to fight.

Soon, the invincible Brother Ji found out the way.

He discovered that the easiest and cheapest way to kill [evil slimes] is to use three to five [micro firecrackers] at a time.

This number of [Micro Firecrackers] can be said to be enough to kill most [Evil Slimes] in one go.

The key point is that these [evil slimes] themselves cannot move, so almost every attack by Lin Jiqiu can deal high amounts of magic critical damage.

So not long after, Lin Jiqiu killed more than ten or twenty [evil slimes] in succession.

Lin Sirong, who had been watching Lin Jiqiu from a distance, jumping in and out of a large field of cakes like an excited wild dog, was dumbfounded.

I always feel that her cousin seems a little not very smart...

But the person involved, Lin Jieqiu, actually understood Lin Sirong's mood very well. After all, how could his cousin understand the [player]'s happiness.

Amidst the waves of pleasant and decompressing explosions, Lin Jiqiu's [anxiety] was also constantly decreasing.

Until the next [Evil Slime] is killed, the system prompts.

【Ding! 】

[You used [Micro Firecrackers], causing huge [Fire Magic Damage] to [Evil Slime]! 】

[You killed [lv4 evil slime]! 】

[You have obtained the drop: filthy slime x8! 】

【Ding! 】

【Your [anxiety] state has been purified! 】

[Current status: happy]

Lin Jiqiu took a deep breath and suddenly felt relieved.

At this moment, he finally understood a very profound truth.

Many of the pain and troubles you encounter in life that you feel are lingering are actually not as terrible as you think.

Just a little bit of the purest and simplest happiness can help you find yourself quickly.

So in the future, when you are unhappy, you only need to bring a box of match cannons and find a deserted room...

"Wow!"

Just when Lin Jiqiu began to think about the profound meaning of life, a huge cry with a childish voice interrupted his thoughts.

"Oh my God!"

"He's so big, he's so big!"

"Help, it's such a big one!"

"..."

Familiar voice.

Lin Jiqiu could tell that they were the children who had great potential to become capitalists and profiteers in the future.

And their strange shouts naturally attracted the attention of Lin Jiqiu and Lin Sirong.

"What the hell?"

Lin Jiqiu was confused and said: "What are they talking about?"

"I do not know."

Lin Sirong shook his head and looked confused:

"What have they been saying...what's the big one?"

"Go and take a look?"

Lin Jiqiu immediately became curious: "What is it? I want to know how big Kangkang can be."

After reaching a consensus, the two walked towards the direction of the sound.

After seeing the scene in front of him, Lin Jiqiu was dumbfounded.

"What the hell?"

Lin Jiqiu was stunned: "This is really big!"

……

(End of this chapter)