I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 287 [BOSS: King Slime]

In this life, it is said that it will not last long.

It's short, but it's not short at all.

In these fleeting years, there are always moments when you see many things beyond your awareness.

For example, Lin Jiqiu saw it.

At this moment.

Appearing in front of Lin Jiqiu and the other [primary school animals]——

It is a huge [evil slime] that is the ultimate invincible giant.

wrong……

Missed a word.

The logo of this thing is [Evil Slime King].

[Monster: Evil Slime King]

[Type: BOSS]

[Level: lv5]

[Details: The leader of the [Slime Tribe] active in this area has a larger size and stronger defense and attack power than the other [Slime] brothers! 】

"Fuck, it's so big!"

"This is too big!"

"Damn, whoever raised the cow is so proud!"

"..."

All the [Primary School Animals] were dumbfounded when they saw the ultimate invincible giant [Evil Slime King] in front of them.

This time, my friends and I were really shocked...

It can be seen that the food this cow usually eats at home must be really good.

So these [primary school animals] squatted in a circle around this [evil Slime King].

As if curiously looking at or admiring some miraculous gift from nature...

The teacher was afraid that the teacher would be silent at this scene. The interest of these children in [King Slime] was actually dozens of times more intense than her class?

However, just as they were exploring the world with longing, a shadow suddenly shrouded behind them.

At that moment, humans recalled the fear of being dominated...

The [Primary School Animals] were so frightened that they suddenly raised their heads, and then they saw the salty, wet monster just now, appearing in front of them again.

"Brother, what do you want to do?"

The leading [Primary School Animal] once again showed a wary look:

"You don't want to regret it, do you?"

"You just paid for it with one hand and delivered the goods with the other. You can't keep your word, otherwise I will go to the police!"

"Ahem...how is that possible!"

Lin Jiqiu coughed dryly: "Brother just wants to discuss something with you."

The leader [Primary School Animal] still remained vigilant: "What are we discussing?"

"This...this poop."

Lin Jiqiu pointed at the [Evil Slime King] and showed a friendly and pure smile: "Can Guo Guo fry it?"

"?????"

[Elementary school is not a beast] Question marks began to pop up above their heads.

no……

This weird squid, maybe there really is some kind of cat cake?

"Brother, I'm not telling you, how old are you?"

The leader [primary school animal] put his hands on his hips and snorted coldly: "You are such a big man, and you still want to play with us children grabbing cow dung!"

"That's it!"

"Brother is so shy, just a little, a little, a little, a little!"

"Brother, if you are so naive, won't your girlfriend dislike you?"

"You're too naive, brother. My cousins ​​are ten times more mature and stable than you, brother!"

Under the leadership of the leader, the [primary school animals] immediately rose up to attack.

【Ding! 】

[The lv4 primary school animal has activated his skill: taunting! 】

[You were attacked by [sarcasm] and suffered a lot of [mental damage]! 】

[HP-12%! 】

Stop scolding, stop scolding...

Lin Jiqiu was on the verge of crying, but she felt like these little kids with tender and thin voices were making so much noise that her whole eardrums were buzzing and vibrating.

"Okay, okay, brother admits that he is a childish person."

Lin Jiqiu, who couldn't stand up to these [elementary school beasts], immediately gave in: "Now, my childish brother, can you discuss with you guys and let me blow up this lump of cake?" "But this lump of cake is really big. "

The [Primary School Animals] said with serious faces: "We have never exploded such a big daddy."

Lin Jiqiu: "..."

How abominable!

So are today’s younger generation so difficult to deal with?

no solution anymore……

If this is the case, it seems that the only way to resort to this move is...

Lin Jiqiu's heart skipped a beat, she gritted her teeth and took out another green banknote from her pocket.

"How about this."

"Brother, please eat spicy strips."

"In exchange, can you let your brother blow up this shit?"

this moment.

All the [primary school animals] immediately stopped making noises.

They all raised their little heads slightly in unison and looked at the green ticket in Lin Jieqiu's hand, with some indescribable expressions on their faces.

It was as if they saw a god-like man descending in front of them.

【Ding! 】

[You activated the skill: V you 50! 】

[You have caused a huge mental shock to the [primary school animals]! 】

[You have obtained the drop: A desire for knowledge x14! 】

"Ok, Ok!"

"Of course it's no problem!"

"Brother is so awesome, brother is so tough!"

"Brother, the way you hold the money is so mature and steady!"

"..."

Lin Jieqiu pinched the note, but it felt like she had pinched the back of a cat's neck.

In an instant, these happy [primary school animals] were controlled by him.

Sure enough, money is the most powerful weapon...

It's simple and unpretentious, but it kills with one hit.

And even in this day and age, putting 50 yuan in a red envelope is a bit hard to come by...

But don’t worry about it, just be happy...

Staring at a series of [Happy] and [Excited] signs, the [Primary School Animals] ran away happily.

The happiness of a little kid is probably that simple.

If nothing else happens, the village canteen may be the biggest winner today...

After sending away the [Primary School Animals] brigade, Lin Jiqiu finally had a chance to do business.

He expertly inserted the match cannon into the [Evil Slime King] and then lit it on fire.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

……

The crisp explosion sounded again.

However, this time, things did not go as smoothly as Lin Jiqiu imagined.

In the huge fire-attribute explosion damage, this huge [Evil Slime King] only had a little blood scraped off.

[HP: 99.3%]

"..." Lin Jiqiu fell silent.

Everything that happened before my eyes was like a real-life version of a worm shaking a tree.

In front of the short and weak match cannon, [Evil Slime King] was like a mountain, unmoving.

In fact, he could just find a stick on the ground and beat this [Slime King] into a [Slime Cake] with one stick.

But cow shit has no soul unless it is fried.

After thinking quietly for a while——

"I see."

The corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth raised slightly.

He had a new idea.

……

(End of this chapter)