I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 381 The source of happiness is sex? ?

Brother Ji has always had a shallow view that is not very profound.

That is, he has always believed that life without experiencing [dopamine explosion] must be incomplete.

After all, life is too bitter, and you have to taste some sweetness occasionally to recharge the exhausted nuclear-powered social animals, calves and horses.

Just like most adults, the happiest time of the day may be the hour or two when they sit in front of the computer after get off work, eating hot takeaways and watching anime, variety shows, TV series or Xiaopo Station.

Although it is a very short-lived and unnutritious happiness, it is really useful, isn't it?

"In that case——"

"Then let's get started!"

Lin Jiqiu was gearing up and was already eager to give it a try.

So Lin Jieqiu sat down on the chair.

The feeling of happiness explodes again!

"Fuck!"

Steam, start it!
In Lin Jiqiu's current understanding, being able to play games for a whole day without any restraint or worries is already the most cost-effective and the most enjoyable thing.

Damn it, what the hell is this?
I am extremely happy, but the result is only 25% happiness index?

Then the next moment, he fell into a disgrace.

"????"

Because soon, Lin Jiqiu felt that she was a little tired.

……

【You have obtained dopamine x1! 】

Although playing games is a very happy thing, we have to admit that it also requires a certain amount of energy.

[Happiness Index: 25%]

"It's better to take a rest first..."

This time, he changed to several games that he had bought before but never had time to play.

Hemp egg!

He didn't seem to get much [dopamine] this afternoon.

"Since one morning is not enough, then add another afternoon!"

At this moment, Lin Jiqiu suddenly realized something——

Lin Jiqiu opened her own panel with satisfaction.

【Ding! 】

But this time, the excitement didn't seem to last long.

It wasn't until he opened his dashboard that Lin Jiqiu discovered that not only had the [Happiness Index] not improved, it had actually dropped to 20%.

The corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth twitched viciously.

How happy does this guy have to be to be considered truly happy? ?
Brother Ji gradually began to doubt his life...

【Ding! 】

After playing games heartily all morning, Lin Jiqiu stretched out contentedly.

[You have obtained: Dopamine x2! 】

I have worked hard to play the game all day long, just for such a small [happiness index]. Is it so easy for me?
It's okay if you don't give me a little increase, but now you're giving me a discount?
You really are not a human being, are you?
"Forget it, calm down first."

"You have to complete the challenge now, right?"

Even with the bonus of [Title Effect], his [Energy Value] still couldn't support him playing games so crazily.

As the screen switched, Lin Jiqiu quickly entered the game state.

So since she woke up in the morning and continued playing until now, Lin Jiqiu actually felt a little tired.

"Think about it, think about it again..."

Rubbing her dry eyes and letting out another long yawn, Lin Jiqiu stood up and left her seat.

"This makes me so happy that I am dying."

With determination to die and win, after finishing lunch, Lin Jiqiu sat back in front of the computer and worked tirelessly.

"hateful."

Especially for some more intense competitive games, a hearty game will consume as much mental energy as a comprehensive science exam.

[You have obtained: Dopamine x3! 】

Lin Jiqiu directly held her head, her pupils shaking.

【Ding! 】

How on earth is this stupid game going to be played?
Lin Jiqiu felt that she was starting to get a little irritable.

Lin Jiqiu fell into deep thought:
"Is the way I get [dopamine] wrong?"

The more he thought about it carefully, the more Lin Jiqiu felt that it made some sense.

So Lin Jieqiu directly closed the game and opened the browser.

“How to get a huge dose of dopamine…”

Lin Jiqiu clicked on the keyboard and entered his question into Du Niang's search.

Dudu gave the answer quickly, but something seemed a bit unserious.

“The fastest way to get [dopamine] is——xidu?”

Lin Jiqiu's mouth twitched fiercely:
"Damn it, suck it!"

"I and gambling and drug addiction are inseparable, okay?"

So naturally I skipped it and went to the next one on the ranking list.

"...A shameful thing?"

Lin Jieqiu strategically stroked her chin. After thinking for a few seconds, she finally chose to skip...

I'm just a shy tall boy who has just grown up, why are you pushing such a thing to me?
After scrolling down a page or two, Lin Jiqiu finally found some more reasonable methods.

So on the next day, Lin Jiqiu immediately started taking action.

……

Early in the morning.

The first thing Lin Jiqiu did after getting up and going out was to go to the nearest fruit market and buy a watermelon.

And it is also said to be the sweetest unicorn melon in the world.

After returning home, Lin Jiqiu stuffed the big round watermelon directly into the refrigerator to chill it.

In the afternoon, Lin Jiqiu took it out and cut it in half with a fruit knife on the dinner table.

Then he took out half of it, inserted a spoon into the middle, and walked into the room whistling.

Immediately afterwards, the air conditioner started!
Then, the computer starts!
At this moment, it is July.

The city of Beiwan City has ushered in the hottest time of the year.

The outdoor temperature even reached over 35 degrees Celsius.

Generally speaking, in this case, we generally don't call going out "going out".

But "running away the poison".

So think about it a little bit.

At this time, if you turn on the air conditioner at 26 degrees Celsius, eat iced watermelon happily, and watch funny variety shows or live game broadcasts...

I guess I don’t need to say more about how high the level of happiness can be, right?

And just thinking of these keywords made Lin Jiqiu involuntarily feel happy.

"OK OK."

"Then now, the fun begins!"

Lin Jiqiu crossed her legs and held the iced watermelon in her arms.

With the first spoonful, I dug out the sweetest piece in the middle and stuffed it into my mouth.

The cold and sweet juice filled the entire mouth in an instant.

Ah ~
Simply nice~
Lin Jiqiu couldn't help but close her eyes and began to fall into deep intoxication.

【Ding! 】

[You ate the item: Ice Watermelon! 】

[You get: Dopamine x12! 】

Plus, the air conditioner above my head is whirring like crazy.

All of these added together are simply a set of configurations that are enough to crush the hot summer days.

"Steady, steady..."

"This wave is stable!" The corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth tilted and gradually began to swell.

He dared to pat his gluteus maximus and say that for a student party who is still enjoying the summer vacation, it is impossible to find anything happier than this!
that's it.

Lin Jiqiu began to enjoy his wonderful cold summer to the fullest.

then……

Lin Jiqiu realized that she was still too young.

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Wow wow wow wow!
Wow wow wow wow!
That night.

In the bathroom, a very clear and decompressing sound came from the first listen.

Sitting on the toilet, with her face as pale as paper and her eyes lifeless, Lin Jiqiu was thinking about her life for a long time.

【Ding! 】

[You activated the skill: A thousand miles away! 】

[Easy to a thousand miles: After activating this skill, you will complete the [clearing inventory] operation in a short time and lose weight quickly! 】

[When the [Taken Thousand Miles] skill is activated, it will usually be accompanied by a series of [negative conditions] such as [abdominal pain], [abdominal bloating], etc.! 】

【…】

"What a dog..."

"It seems that if happiness is too extreme, it doesn't seem to be a good thing..."

Lin Jiqiu let out a long and resentful sigh.

Originally, when I was eating watermelon this afternoon, my happiness index had already reached 60%.

As a result, I didn't expect that there would be a sharp decline, and the [happiness index] plummeted by half, and now only remains at 30%.

There is still a long way to go before 100% ultimate happiness.

After cleaning up the memory, Lin Jiqiu found some Po Chai Pills and Huoxiang Zhengqi Liquid at home and took them. Only then did she feel her stomach felt a little better.

"Tsk..."

"I always feel like there's something wrong with you..."

After lying on the bed, Lin Jiqiu silently held her forehead and thought:
"This challenge seems to be much more difficult than I imagined..."

"It's better to take it a little more seriously."

So Lin Jieqiu closed her eyes, and her brain began to work, and various moments in her past life began to be replayed in her mind.

He was trying hard to recall the moments when he had felt happiest and happiest.

That's right.

This is Lin Jiqiu's new style of play.

As long as you recall the happiest moment, and then try your best to perfectly recreate that scene and picture, there is a high probability of recreating the moment when you were so happy that you exploded.

Unfortunately, Lin Jiqiu soon felt that this idea was not practical.

Because he discovered that every particularly happy and joyful moment in life seems to be impossible to copy...

For example, the moment you learn your college entrance examination results.

For example, when my parents secretly prepared a birthday surprise for themselves.

To talk about it on a smaller scale, there was also the feeling of having a big headwind at the beginning, dragging on to the 40-minute bladder round, and finally turning the tables and destroying the opponent's crystal.

And these happiness, whether big or small, are something that can be encountered but cannot be sought.

This is a bit difficult to do.

Helpless, Lin Jiqiu began to resort to Du Niang again and began to search for a more reliable method.

Then while watching it, Lin Jiqiu suddenly saw a very interesting video on Xiaopo Station.

The number of views has reached several million, and it is a work produced by a big up owner in the fitness area with four million fans.

In it, Grandma mentioned a quite interesting point of view, that is -

Dopamine is conserved.

Although it sounds very awesome, it is completely explainable in some vernacular.

In short, a person's happiness is actually conserved.

No matter how much pain and frustration a person can bear, the joy he will eventually gain will be great.

And if a person continues to indulge in happiness, he will eventually be backlashed by pain.

Studying hard and becoming addicted to the Internet are the best examples of both.

At this time, Lin Jiqiu recalled the theory he had heard before.

——True happiness is never [dopamine].

What he needs to work hard on should be to find ways to obtain [Endorphins] and [Serotonin].

"Then I seem to understand..."

After pondering and torturing, Lin Jiqiu suddenly had an enlightenment.

——He knows how to complete this task of [ultimate enjoyment].

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The next day.

Chonglin Road, Haicheng District, Beiwan City.

Muscle blast gym.

Early in the morning, fitness instructor Xiao Li came to the store and checked in.

Just as I finished swiping the time card machine, I saw a young, student-looking customer walking in.

"Hello, would you like to know more about fitness swimming?"

Xiao Li walked up and began to use his professional speaking skills: "Our store is surrounded by Daqing recently. If you apply for a card now, you can enjoy a 25% discount and two free private lessons with a young lady coach." !”

"no, I'm fine."

The other party waved his hand and said, "Are there any more tiring classes?"

"Just give me the most tiring class."

ha?
The most tiring class?
Xiao Li was completely stunned.

I’ve only heard that you should take the class with the best muscle-building effect, or the class with the best weight-loss effect.

But the most tiring class...

What kind of weird request is this?

"Uh, sir."

"Sorry, I don't seem to understand what you mean."

Xiao Li asked: "The most tiring class, I can understand is that you want to take a fat-burning weight loss class?"

"Not really."

The other party thought for a while and said: "In short, it makes people feel very sore after practicing, and it feels like all the energy in the body has been drained."

Xiao Li thought for a while and then said: "If that's the case, I can understand that you want to practice a more intense class?"

The other party nodded: "You can say that."

Above Xiao Li's head, a [question mark] logo popped up.

interesting.

This little guy is a bit interesting.

But to be honest, this person looks tall and thin, and in the eyes of fitness professionals, he is simply a fusion of a weak chicken and a thin dog. Has he really ever been in shape?

I always feel that if I throw him over my shoulder, I can break his tiny waist on the spot...

The crunchy kind!

But just looking at this guy's expression, it doesn't look like he's joking...

The key is that he is a young new coach and does not have many client resources. Finally, he has a God who can be grasped. Naturally, he cherishes it very much.

So Xiao Li had to ask tentatively:

"Then how about..."

"Sir, can I try to help you do a leg exercise today?"

"We only charge half price for the trial class. Do you think you can accept it?" "Okay."

The other party asked: "Are you tired from practicing your legs?"

"Yes."

Xiao Li nodded: "It should be able to satisfy your request for 'sourness'... I personally think so."

"Okay!"

The other party showed an innocent and pure smile: "Then practice your legs!"

……

(End of this chapter)