I cleared the real-life game

Chapter 431 Put this in, it will be very comfortable

I don’t know if you super handsome guys have noticed this thing.

That is something that exists in almost any university.

That is--

Campus confession wall.

Usually, the avatar on the campus confession wall is presented in the form of the school emblem, and some decorative images or texts may be added around it depending on the situation.

As the name suggests, the main function of the campus confession wall is naturally to express love.

Every day, campus confessions will publish messages including but not limited to the following:

1. Confession using real name or anonymously.

2. Ask XXX male classmate if he has a girlfriend, or ask XXX female classmate if she is still single.

3. Pick up a young lady or a young man, and then post a photo secretly taken from various strange angles... Haidilao in short.

4. My boyfriend has xxxxx, should I break up with him?
5. Brothers, the girl I like has xxxxx, do I still have hope?

In addition, the confession wall also provides various functions such as finding people, lost property notice, answering questions related to campus study and life, etc.

In a nutshell, the real name of the confession wall should actually be called "the universal wall for confessions."

It's like a poor office worker who gets one person's salary but has to do the work of three or four people.

Lin Jiqiu is not a person who likes gossip and has never encountered any difficult problems that can only be solved by seeking help from stupid netizens.

The reason why he added the Zhejiang-Hangzhou University Confession Wall was simply because he followed the trend...

After all, most of the students have added a confession wall, and sometimes when everyone gets together, they will talk about some of the things above from time to time.

Therefore, the main purpose of adding a confession wall is, on the one hand, to obtain some campus information, and on the other hand, to socialize.

However, Lin Jiqiu actually found it difficult to comment on many of the contents on the confession wall...

For example, Lin Jiqiu thinks the first and second points are normal and understandable.

But by the third, fourth and fifth o'clock, Lin Jiqiu began to find it a little difficult to understand.

Take Haidilao for example. Since you are already there, can't you just walk up to them, say hello, and ask for their contact information?
After all, as a person involved, if you see secretly photographed photos of yourself on the confession wall one day, you will still be a little scared, okay...

For example, the fourth topic is even more meaningless...

ask?
Don’t ask, the answer is division!
Anyway, on the confession wall, whenever a question related to love is asked, there are always some who would not advise against breaking up...

So it's useless to ask, and those stupid netizens don't understand the real situation between you two. Trying to persuade them will only add to your troubles.

But tonight.

In a post on the confession wall, nine boxes and nine lines of text are all filled with content related to military training.

And six of them are all about the big sister Jiang Shiya.

"I want to confess my love to the girl who is dancing in the fifth company tonight. She has a great figure and is very pretty. I am really attracted to her!"

"I confess my love to the young lady who danced "Good Time" at the camp party tonight. Her legs are so long, longer than my life!"

"Wall, listen to me! Within three minutes, I want all the contact information of the girls who are dancing tonight!"

"..."

Jiang Shiya's appearance was too dazzling and her disappearance was too sudden.

Most people only had time to take a quick glance at her and had no time to inquire about her background.

So that night, the confession wall exploded.

"Hey……"

"Vulgar, so vulgar!"

Yang Chengfan was heartbroken: "When will the world be able to change the stereotype that 'appearance is justice'..."

"This will only make us interesting souls more and more embarrassed!"

"Then you're probably overthinking it."

Lin Jiqiu spread his hands and said, "This is how the world is, buddy."

"No one will see through your ugly and greasy skin and see your interesting soul at a glance."

"Besides, most of the time, those who look good in appearance may have more interesting souls than you."

Yang Chengfan: “????”

【Ding! 】

[You activated the skill: People must be demolished when they are in trouble! ]

[You caused a huge [mental critical damage] to the lv6 immortal warrior! ]

You have obtained

[You obtained the drop: Liver fragment x15! ]

"No, Brother Ji..."

Yang Chengfan's background gradually turned light gray: "I know it's real, but you're too real..."

"Hey, Brother Ji, Brother Ji!"

Liang Xiao at the side couldn't help but sigh: "Who are the ones dating these pretty girls in the end?"

"There are so many beautiful girls in this world, what's wrong with giving me one more?"

Xiong Zelin, on the other hand, silently jerked off his [Muscle Enhancer], the main message of which was "Women will only affect my weight lifting speed".

Originally, Xiong Zelin had planned to do a set of keep exercises every day, but now his plan was disrupted due to military training, so he had to postpone it to the evening.

I have to say, for this reason, Lin Jiqiu still admires this bear very much.

Damn it, a lazy guy like him is almost exhausted after a whole day of military training, and you still want me to lift dumbbells?
Or you can just jerk me off, the kind that will turn me into ashes...

After turning off the lights at night, Liang Xiao and Yang Chengfan were still tirelessly chatting about the long-legged beautiful girl of tonight.

By the time we finally finished talking about this topic, the sleepiness that had just been brewing had already disappeared and I couldn't fall asleep at all.

So they started talking about the beautiful female instructor again...

Thanks!
So the only things in your mind are creatures of the opposite sex!
Lin Jiqiu naturally didn't have the energy to deal with the two of them, so he closed his eyes early and fell asleep.

For a professional [player], these things are not the focus to pay attention to.

At least during the [Military Training] stage, there was only one thing that Lin Jiqiu really cared about -

That is to win the title of military training model and outstanding company!
"My performance on the first day should be pretty good, right?"

"Anyway, at least I left an impression on the instructor..."

Lin Jiqiu silently reviewed his entire day's activities in his mind:
"We must continue to work hard tomorrow."

"Singing and dancing are secondary matters. The most important thing right now is to strive to join the performance team..."

As he pondered, Lin Jiqiu gradually fell asleep.

*
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The next morning.

At 414: in the morning, everyone in Dormitory woke up again to the sound of the alarm clock.

Except for the [Self-Discipline Maniac] Xiong Zelin, the other three people all wore [Pain Masks] for a while before they crawled out of their comfortable beds.

In one word – it’s too hard.

After all, today is only the second day of military training.

It is indeed a little difficult for them to adapt to the rhythm of waking up at such a fast speed.

So getting up today is still a painful ordeal.

After washing their faces and putting on their military training uniforms, everyone went downstairs to buy breakfast and then quickly ran towards the [Rising Sun Parade Ground].

Ok……

It's another busy morning.

Fortunately, the other students were not much better in comparison.

Halfway through the journey, they even discovered that they were one of the first ones to arrive.

At around six o'clock, the playground began to be filled with people, and the coaches shouted the slogan "one, two, one" and marched in step as they entered the playground.

"one two three--"

"Good morning instructor!"

Led by the squad leaders of each team, the companies greeted their instructors loudly.

"Not bad."

Yan Wei nodded and said, "You all look much more energetic today."

"Move forward a bit and get ready to stand at attention later."

Upon hearing these three words, most of the students present instantly wilted.

For the vast majority of students, the horror of these three words is no less than that of the Nightmare Summoner.

It's like a cat being grabbed by the scruff of the neck, instantly losing its dream and turning into a big chicken leg.

The key is, just stand.

But according to what was said before, the time they have to stand today will be ten minutes longer than yesterday.

In other words, they have to stand for a full forty minutes today!

He hasn't even started standing yet, but just hearing the news has made his scalp go numb.

Fortunately, we got up early today, and the sun at this point is not very hot, so at least we don't have to suffer too much attack from [Scorching Flames].

But even so, Lin Jiqiu personally tested that he still found it a bit difficult to stand for 40 minutes straight.

Not to mention that all the muscles in my body were stiff and sore, the most uncomfortable part was the soles of my feet.

Even though you may seem to be motionless, the actual experience is much more tiring than counting 20,000 or 30,000 steps on WeChat.

After forty minutes, during the break, more than half of the people in the company were sighing and groaning.

Lin Jiqiu took another look at his player panel.

As a result, I found that my [Physical Strength] had been reduced by 34%...

Just standing in a military posture used up one-third of his strength.

In addition, his health points also suffered severe damage. Now that he was able to take a break with great difficulty, they were beginning to recover slowly.

"I feel like you girls are pretty amazing..."

Lin Jiqiu kneaded her calves while chatting with the female man Wu Fengzhen beside her:

"I feel like my feet are about to break, but you guys seem to be quite comfortable."

"How can it be!"

Wu Fengzhen smiled and said, "I'm really tired, okay!"

"Let alone standing, even if I sit in the classroom for 40 minutes, my back and waist will ache!"

Lin Jiqiu smiled helplessly: "But you all look like you are taking it easy."

Wu Fengzhen blinked and said, "You're not just going to stand there in your military training shoes, are you?"

"What do you mean?"

Lin Jiqiu was a little confused: "But aren't you also wearing military training shoes?"

"This thing is indeed not easy to wear, but isn't it required by law?"

"No, brother, you are stupid!"

Wu Fengzhen whispered, "Why don't you just put something in there and it will be fine?"

"I tried. I wanted to put an insole in before, but it wouldn't go in."

Lin Jiqiu was still helpless: "These shoes are too flat."

I have to say, when talking about this topic, Lin Jiqiu was full of anger.

He dared to guarantee that the shoes he was given during military training were definitely the most difficult shoes he had ever worn in his life.

Not only is the sole as hard as a brick, but the space inside is also very narrow.

Lin Jiqiu originally had a boost insole, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it in.

When the insole can fit in, the foot loses its home.

But once the foot is put in, the insole is like a stray dog ​​being kicked out of its home.

It’s so uncomfortable!

If he had known this, he would have ordered a size larger when Lin Jiqiu first reported his size.

But now the matter is done and the military training has already begun. It is obviously impossible to have another chance, so I can only bite the bullet and continue.

However, Wu Fengzhen looked even more surprised than him when he heard this: "Who told you to put insoles in your shoes?"

"what?"

Lin Jiqiu was stunned again: "If I don't put insoles in the shoes..."

"What to stuff?"

Then the words just finished.

Lin Jiqiu saw a meaningful smirk on Wu Fengzhen's face.

"come here."

As he spoke, Wu Fengzhen hooked his finger at Lin Jiqiu and asked the latter to move closer.

Lin Jiqiu was slightly stunned. Although he was a little confused, he still went forward.

Then Wu Fengzhen whispered something into Lin Jiqiu's ear.

"What the hell?"

After hearing this, Lin Jiqiu was shocked for two hundred years: "Is this still possible?"

"Of course!"

Wu Fengzhen glared at Lin Jiqiu, put her hands on her hips, and said with an expression that said, "Could what I said be wrong?"
"That's what all of us girls do, okay?"

"I'm telling you, it's damn comfortable!"

"But it always sounds a bit weird..."

Lin Jiqiu still found it a little hard to accept:
"Besides, I don't have anything like this!"

"Who among us would bring something like this to military training?"

"What's wrong with that? If you don't have it, won't you go buy it?"

"Turn right and walk fifty meters. There's a canteen next to the cafeteria entrance. Don't tell me you don't know!"

"Ah this..."

The corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth twitched slightly, and he instantly felt that every cell in his body was desperately rejecting him: "I will be beaten up as a hooligan and a pervert..."

"What's this?"

The hot-tempered [female man] Wu Fengzhen couldn't help but get angry:

"You dare not do this, you dare not do that, are you still a man?"

"Can you be a little more manly and show some masculinity?"

Lin Jiqiu: "..."

【Ding! 】

[The lv6 female man has activated her skill on you: Hit the mark! ]

[You have received a large amount of [Mental Critical Attack] damage! ]

……

(End of this chapter)

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