I cleared the real-life game
Chapter 432: So soft, so white, so comfortable
【Ding! 】
[You have received a large amount of [Mental Critical Attack] damage! ]
[You have entered the [Silent] state! ]
【…】
This wave.
Lin Jiqiu was really stunned into silence.
Hemp egg!
It seems like what this guy said really makes a lot of sense!
Brother Ji, who was always tough, was actually rendered speechless at this moment and couldn't utter a word.
It's a bit fatal indeed.
Ok!
Just do it, who’s afraid of who?
Is the turtle really afraid of a hammer?
With such a fearless attitude, during the half-time break, Lin Jiqiu walked directly out of the gate of the [Rising Sun Training Ground].
Then turn right and come to the small supermarket next to it.
【Ding! 】
[You have entered [War Zone Supply Store No. 2]! ]
[Supply Store: Supply points distributed on the war zone map, where you can exchange money for the [supplies] you need! ]
"Hello, what can I do for you?"
Seeing Lin Jiqiu walk in, the cashier behind the counter greeted him enthusiastically:
"We have water and bread available. We are also restocking sunscreen today. You are welcome to buy some!"
Haha ...
The lady boss here is quite knowledgeable...
After all, now is the hot period of military training for freshmen, and selling such products at this time will definitely make money.
"Uh, that..."
"I want……"
"what……"
After stuttering for a long time, Lin Jiqiu still couldn't say the word.
"fine."
"I'll just take a look myself."
After putting the cashier off, Lin Jiqiu walked into the supermarket on his own.
He pretended to be very tough and opinionated, and started to move back and forth among the goods, picking and choosing everything.
Until the cashier's confused gaze, as if looking at a fool, finally moved away from Lin Jiqiu.
He rushed to the shelf that he had been eyeing in advance at the speed of light, and quickly took out something in a pink package from it.
——Sanitary napkins from a certain dimension.
Ok……
Yes, that's right.
What Lin Jiqiu was looking for was a sanitary napkin!
And this is the winning magic weapon recommended to him by the "female macho" Wu Fengzhen.
Although Lin Jiqiu was still a little skeptical, seeing that Wu Fengzhen seemed very serious, he decided to try it himself.
[Props: Hygienic hemostatic cotton]
[Details: A special hemostatic tool for female creatures that can purify the negative state of [periodic bleeding].]
"Let me see how comfortable it is when I put this thing in..."
So Lin Jiqiu quickly put the sanitary napkin into his pocket, then turned around and prepared to run out.
It's like I have a landmine in my pocket...
But halfway through the journey, the panicked Lin Jiqiu finally realized something.
——Damn, this thing needs to be paid for!
That is to say.
No matter how perfectly he hid it all, he still had to get past the cashier in the end.
No matter what, it will eventually explode...
The corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth began to twitch wildly, so what was the significance of my smooth, ferocious operation just now?
"Forget it……"
Lin Jiqiu simply gave up resisting and walked directly to the front desk with the sanitary napkin.
"drop!"
"School card!"
After paying with his card, Lin Jiqiu fled from the supermarket.
Although the cashier actually had no expression on her face, as if it was just a common thing for her.
……
After walking out of the small supermarket, Li quickly turned into the bathroom not far away.
Then he crawled into one of the pits, and after making sure that the surroundings were safe, he slowly breathed a sigh of relief and took out the pink package from his pocket. "Little guy."
"She looks pretty chic!"
Looking at the pink and tender thing in his palm, Li suddenly felt a curiosity to explore new things.
It was a bit like playing a new dungeon in an online game, and then seeing an unknown item drop from an unknown BOSS. "But the design of this packaging bag seems a bit annoying... Li muttered.
Because he found that the quality of the sanitary napkin packaging bag seemed to be a little too good.
After tearing the packaging bag with his bare hands for a long time, he finally managed to open a small hole... Thank you!
As an invincible man who can stand tall and pull out weeping willows with his bare hands, how can I bear this kind of humiliation?
A nameless fire suddenly surged in Li's heart, and he immediately burst out the strength of his arms, and began to perform a miracle with great strength. Snap!
Sure enough, a miracle happened. But...
The miracle happened again with such a grandeur.
Li tore a huge hole in the pink packaging bag, and a large amount of white sanitary napkins were scattered all over the floor.
Some of them slid right through the gap below the side partition of the pit.
"…Fuck?"
From the next pit came a scream as if someone had seen a ghost.
【Ding!】
[You activated the skill: Open the door and send warmth! ]
[You caused a large amount of [mental shock] damage to [lv6 double row passerby]! ]
"Brother, I'm sorry!"
Li quickly knocked on the door and said:
"I dropped it by accident, could you please pass it to me?"
The guy next door: “???”
When the guy next door heard a man's voice coming from the side, his mentality also exploded.
Fuck!
It really is like seeing a ghost!
Is there something wrong with me, or is there something wrong with this fucking world?
【Ding! 】
[You activated the skill: Confusing Behavior! ]
[You caused huge [mental shock damage] to the lv6 double row passerby! ]
[You have obtained: gold coins +352, exp +365! 】
[You obtained the drop: Exploding Eyeball Fragments x8]
Lin Jiqiu: “……?”
No, man...
Is it really that explosive?
Logically speaking, isn't it a very common thing to see sanitary napkins in the toilet?
Lin Jiqiu was just about to explain to the old man, "Brother, I'm just using it as a stepping stone."
This guy had already thrown the sanitary napkin over rudely, then slammed the door, and ran away without even looking back...
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"What are you panicking about? It's just a small matter..."
Lin Jiqiu shook his head and asked helplessly: "Have you never seen such a small scene?"
After taking off his shoes, Lin Jiqiu stuffed two sanitary napkins into his shoes.
Then he stuffed his feet in as well.
"what……"
"You are telling the truth..." "It's really comfortable..."
After feeling his feet touching the perfect soft touch, Lin Jiqiu let out a long sigh, admiring the wonderful feeling of his feet.
"But why do I always feel like something is weird..."
Lin Jiqiu muttered.
However, at this moment, it seems that there is not enough time for Lin Jiqiu to analyze it in detail.
There is only so much time left during the halftime break. If he keeps dawdling, he will miss the time.
So Lin Jiqiu quickly pushed the door open and walked out, quickly returning to the team.
The class hadn't started to line up again yet, and Lin Jiqiu seized this opportunity and quickly came to the side of the [female macho] Wu Fengzhen.
"How about it?"
Seeing that Lin Jiqiu's expression was obviously a little different, Wu Fengzhen said with a smile: "I didn't lie to you, did I?"
“It’s indeed a lot more comfortable.”
"Sister Zhen is still awesome!"
Lin Jiqiu couldn't help but give a thumbs up:
"But there is a problem—"
"Why do I always feel like it can't cover my feet?"
"what?"
"Can't cover it?"
Wu Fengzhen was stunned again: "Then how big are your feet?"
“It’s not that big!”
Lin Jiqiu scratched his head: "My size is only 43, which is considered small, right?"
"Bring it here for me to see!"
Wu Fengzhen looked unconvinced: "How could it not be big enough? What did you buy?"
After looking around, Lin Jiqiu calmly took out the sanitary napkin from his pocket and stuffed it into Wu Fengzhen's hand.
"you……"
Wu Fengzhen was silent for a moment: "No..."
“Why do you want to buy daily necessities?”
"what?"
Lin Jiqiu's eyes widened: "What daily necessities?"
"what?"
Wu Fengzhen was also stunned: "So you just bought it randomly?"
"Ah, not really."
Lin Jiqiu said: "I picked one that looked softer..."
"No, big brother... Never mind. It seems to be my fault. I didn't explain it to you clearly."
Wu Fengzhen spread his hands helplessly and said, "You have to buy the extra-long sanitary napkins for night use."
"Otherwise, how can it be long enough?"
"…It is indeed too short. I also discovered this bug."
Lin Jiqiu's eyes flickered with curiosity: "What should we do now?"
"What else can we do..."
Wu Fengzhen said in a tone of disappointment: "Go back and buy it again!"
"You're already there, what are you afraid of?"
Lin Jiqiu: "..."
Thanks!
So during the next halftime break, Lin Jiqiu went to the small supermarket again...
This time, the cashier lady seemed to remember him.
When Lin Jiqiu brought another bunch of night-time sanitary napkins to pay the bill, he finally received a suspicious look from the other party.
From the young lady’s gaze, Lin Jiqiu could see a few large words that seemed to be bold, black, and highlighted—
Very much!
But for this kind of thing, once it happens the first time, there is basically nothing to be nervous about the second time.
For example, now, Lin Jiqiu looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. He stood at the checkout counter without blushing or beating his heart, and looked into the eyes of the cashier.
embarrassment?
As long as I'm not embarrassed, you're the one who's embarrassed, okay!
【Ding! 】
[You have obtained the item: Large hemostatic cotton! ]
[Large hemostatic cotton: an extended version of sanitary hemostatic cotton, suitable for female biological equipment with heavy bleeding at night! ]
【…】
So Lin Jiqiu went to the bathroom again.
After putting on the [Large Size Hemostatic Cotton] again, Lin Jiqiu felt the top-notch feeling of his feet again.
It’s completely different from the feeling before.
Since the area is nearly twice as large as before, the [large hemostatic cotton] can just completely wrap the soles of his feet.
"My dear sister, you never lied to me!"
Lin Jiqiu was overjoyed.
But it makes sense.
Having been a [player] for such a long time, Lin Jiqiu still discovered for the first time that there is such black technology in the world...
Not only is it small in size, it can also be used anywhere.
Although there is still a big gap between it and the real boost insole, so what?
It's less than ten yuan, why do you need a bicycle?
With this price-performance ratio, isn't it better than the previous so-called [Extraordinary Props]! ?
Lin Jiqiu was even considering whether to try to enchant this [Large Hemostatic Cotton] to see if he could create an additional minty and cool effect...
It not only reduces shock, but also dissipates heat, which is simply invincible.
that's it.
Under the effect of [Large Hemostatic Cotton], Lin Jiqiu spent a very pleasant morning.
Including the standing at attention session in the afternoon, Lin Jiqiu felt that his feet were much more comfortable than before.
The rate of losing [health points] under [Burning Flames] is also much slower than before.
The classmates standing by had no idea what Lin Jiqiu was going through at this moment.
They only knew that this guy's expression seemed to be a lot more refreshed than before.
"Damn it... this guy is definitely a pervert!"
Zhang Xingning, who was standing by, couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw this scene:
“Does anyone really enjoy standing at attention?”
"There must be something wrong with this kid!"
……
In the afternoon, the scorching heat of the [blazing heat] gradually began to subside.
Instructor Yan Wei walked up to the crowd and said:
“This afternoon, we will study new content.”
After hearing the new content, the people standing below all became excited.
Although they can probably guess what the content should be...
"We will officially start learning the military boxing program later."
"I will demonstrate it to you first, and then I will break down the movements for you to practice. Please pay full attention and keep up with the rhythm..."
Hearing this, the atmosphere in the team suddenly became serious.
Especially the royal power represented by [lv7 Ambitious].
After all, this [lv7 ambitious man] knew very well that it would be almost impossible for him to join the phalanx team based on his current altitude.
So he had already made up his mind.
This time, he must join the military boxing performance team!
"In principle, each class will select the two best students to join the military boxing performance team, one boy and one girl."
"In addition to the square formation team, the performance team is also the team most likely to receive the honor of military training model."
“So please take this seriously.”
After saying that, Yan Wei began to demonstrate military boxing.
The entire [Sunrise Parade Ground] once again echoed with young and passionate voices... (End of this chapter)
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