Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 122 There’s nothing interesting about women dancing

Just as the two licking dogs were looking at themselves in the mirror, Gu Yuan of Liuzhou Wu Yanzu was killing everyone in the boys' dormitory.

Yesterday, he lost 20 yuan, which gave him the reputation of a 'good money boy', which made him very unhappy.Wherever you fall, you have to get up. This is Gu Yuan's creed.

of course.

Today Gu Yuanxue has become smarter and will not play such outrageous cards like three aces when his opponent has two aces again.From time to time, he would pretend to be unlucky and lose a fortune. Without arousing any suspicion, not only would he win back all the money he lost yesterday, but he would also make a profit of three yuan.

"Haha, I won, give me money, give me money!"

Gu Yuan patted the table proudly.

"Fuck, you're so lucky, aren't you?" Zhang Xu couldn't help complaining, "Here, let's change to a new pair of cards."

When making a golden flower, the loser can ask for a change of cards, or even a change of seats, to facilitate his own fortune.

Gu Yuan naturally knows this rule and thinks that no matter how many cards you change, I will never lose.

"Bang bang bang!"

At this time.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door outside the bedroom, "Open the door, check the room..."

Everyone who was playing cards in the dormitory suddenly became excited and immediately wanted to clean up. Some people hurriedly ran to the toilet.

Gu Yuan recognized the owner of the voice and immediately ran to open the door. Sure enough, he saw his friend and Li Qiao standing outside.

"The dog-like friends will scare me to death."

Zhang Xu shouted.

"If you don't go to the multimedia classroom to watch them dance, why are you here to join in the fun?" Gu Yuan asked.

"I was kicked out, and I didn't want to go to the classroom, so I came here for a walk."

As the friend said this, he found a bed and sat down.

but.

As soon as he sat down, someone jumped up and said, "That's my bed, I'm not allowed to sit on it..."

"What's the matter, sit down?" The friend was about to speak, but when he saw that it was Lu Ren who was speaking, he immediately raised his eyebrows and said with a mocking tone, "It turns out that this is a 'woman's' bed..."

It's not that Lu Ren is so awesome, but that this person is overly mysophobic and likes to care about everything.

In Liuzhou dialect, it means "Jie Sui".

Sure enough, they saw Lu Ren with a cold face and no words. He took out a towel from the clothes hanger on the bedside, patted the place where his friend had just sat, and then carefully smoothed the wrinkles where his friend had just sat down. He said with a disgusted face:

"Who allowed you to sit on my bed? Look, what did you do to my bed?"

Although the students who were playing cards in the dormitory were used to this scene, they couldn't help but frown after seeing it.

Lu Ren kept mumbling as he made the bed.

After making the bed, he carried the water bottle to the classroom. After taking two steps, he turned back, pointed at his friend and said, "If you dare to sit on my bed again, don't blame me for being rude to you!"

When Li Qiao saw this scene, he walked to his friend and asked in a low voice: "Is there something wrong with this person? Is it necessary for his classmates to be like this?"

"You have never seen how powerful he is. Gu Yuangao beat him up for a while."

The friend grinned and took Lu Ren's words as farts.

"Why?" Li Qiao was confused.

The friend explained in a low voice: "Not long after the first year of high school started, Gu Yuan came to play in the dormitory and poured a glass of water from his thermos bottle, but he was seen. He said that he wanted to wash his hair at night, and a glass of water was not enough. !”

"Gu Yuan was about to pour the water back into the bottle, but he said it would make the water cold."

The friend was very clear about these things: "Later, Gu Yuan said that he would give him a pot of water as compensation, so he went to make a pot of water on the spot and even apologized to him."

Li Qiao was stunned for a moment, "Isn't this the end? Why did Gu Yuan beat him?"

The friend sneered and said, "Yeah, everyone thought it was over at that time. But they didn't expect that Lu Ren wouldn't give up and chased him all the way. When he finally arrived in the classroom, he even made a special trip to Gu Yuan's seat to say He said, 'You can do it for yourself'."

"Damn it, is this too much?"

Li Qiao was startled.

I paid for a pot of water and apologized, but this doesn't work?

The friend also nodded: "Gu Yuan didn't want to cause trouble at first. After all, he was in the wrong and poured someone else a glass of water without permission. Later, he was so upset by the words 'you should do it for yourself' that he just punched him in the classroom. I beat him, but several people didn’t stop me.”

"What happened next? Were you punished?"

Li Qiao asked.

"No, Lu Ren is the nephew of our class teacher. I guess he also knows about his nephew's problems. He just criticized Gu Yuan a few words and the matter passed." The friend shook his head, "His things should be touched by others. , he has to take a shower for a long time, so basically few people in the class are willing to talk to him."

Li Qiao was stunned for a moment and looked at the entire dormitory.

The bed was a little messy. Not only was the quilt unfolded, there were also clothes and pants piled on it.The one who is a little diligent is folding the quilt.

But Lu Ren's bed really didn't have any wrinkles at all.

Not only was the quilt folded into tofu blocks, there was even a blanket spread on the spot where my friend had been sitting just now.The several pairs of shoes under the bed, neatly arranged in a straight line, are two extremes from the other beds.

"Come come come..."

The friend pulled Li Qiao into the balcony where clothes were hung, pointed to the pink plastic clothes hanger and said: "Not counting the towel for wiping the bed just now, this guy has six towels for washing his face, washing his feet, wiping his hands, and wiping his head. , wipe your butt, wipe your body.”

Speaking of this, the friend lowered his voice and said, "He washes his butt every night. Everyone suspects that he has hemorrhoids."

When Li Qiao heard this, he was a little convinced and couldn't help but said: "Is he a pervert?"

He sometimes goes to the dormitory to play. Although some students have mysophobia, everyone can understand it, but no one is as exaggerated as Lu Ren.

Chu You nodded, "I suspect that all the idiots in No. [-] Middle School are concentrated in our class."

"Friends!"

Gu Yuan heard this, looked at the 235 in his hand, threw the card away, and said seriously: "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

……

The two idiots were chatting here, and Gu Yuan didn't have much thought to continue playing cards, so he gave up his seat and started chatting with them:

"You're just watching the dance there, how could you be kicked out?"

Li Qiao was sitting on Zhang Xu's bed. When he heard this, he couldn't help complaining about Li Qiao, "He's not such a fool. He pretended to be cool in the multimedia classroom and said he had level [-] piano. The key is that I really believed him and let him show off his skills. In the end, he couldn’t pretend anymore, so he let me eat shit..."

Gu Yuan couldn't help but become happy after hearing this.

If Li Qiao doesn't pretend to be cool, he's still a normal person. Once he starts pretending, he immediately becomes an idiot.

"Does it look good dancing?"

At this time, Hu Lin interrupted and asked.

My friend didn't want to deal with this guy. Hu Lin was a famous pervert in the class, and the MP4 contained short movies.While others were reading "The Way of the Rising Dragon", he was reading "Dragon and Tiger News", the kind with colorful illustrations.

You can even remember the measurements, zodiac signs, hobbies and even birth dates of those actresses.

Zhang Xu snorted twice. The two girls he disliked the most in the class were Lu Xueyuan and Zhang Qianfen, so when he spoke, he didn't mean to show any mercy at all. They are all different. It would be more interesting to find a monkey on stage than them."

"Brother Xu is such a man. I admire men like you who never show mercy to others."

Gu Yuan gave a thumbs up.

"Drink the strongest wine, be the wildest dog. Only sissies like women, and real men have to fuck men!" Zhang Xu said with a smile. Suddenly his face changed, he flicked the cards, and shouted excitedly: "Three pieces A, I won, give me money, give me money! Everyone also gives me two cents as a happy gift!"

but.

There are only a handful of real men like Zhang Xu, and most students are still more interested in Lu Xueyuan's dance.

Especially Hu Lin, he stopped playing cards and sat on the bed and kept asking what kind of dance they were dancing.

Zhu You and Li Qiao didn't want to talk.

They definitely wouldn't be able to do something like this that would damage the reputation of 'girlfriends who haven't had sex yet'.

"It must be a bath dance." Zhang Xu smiled.

"What is a bath dance?"

Li Qiao asked.

Zhang Xu stopped shuffling the cards and threw the cards on the table, "Let me show you a show..."

He raised his hands and held up his hair in a posture commonly used by Korean girl groups, "This is to wash your hair first!"

Then his hands went down, passing over his neck, chest, and waist.

Next, squat down and spread your legs.

Use your hands to rub along your crotch, buttocks, thighs, and calves. "Wash your neck, wash your body, wash your crotch, wash your butt, wash your thighs, rub your feet..."

He stood up suddenly, made an exaggerated 'Ah' sound, and repeated the action just now:

"It's not clean. I'll wash it again."

then.

He pulled out a bench and sat down directly. "It's too tiring to stand and wash. I'll sit down and wash."

At last.

While Li Qiao and his friends were stunned, Zhang Xu cleared his throat: "This is a bath dance, so there's nothing interesting about women dancing."

(End of this chapter)