Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 123 Damn it, I’m done!

'Real man' Zhang Xu's bath dance not only shocked the two licking dogs, but also shocked Gu Yuan and other people in the dormitory.

of course.

When Hu Lin rushed to the classroom, he even deliberately exaggerated his performance. The bath dance had already become popular among the class before class.

When Lu Xueyuan and Zhang Qianfen came back from the multimedia classroom, a girl immediately reported them. After learning about this, the two of them suddenly turned pale.Even when Zhang Qianfen passed by Gu Yuan's seat, she deliberately knocked down the books he placed on the table with her arm.

"Damn it, there must be something wrong with this woman, and it wasn't me." Gu Yuan was dumbfounded, and then kicked his friend hard, "Go, help me pick up the book."

"Does it have anything to do with me?"

Feiyangyang's warm-hearted friend is only timid in front of girls, but he doesn't show any timidity in front of men.

It's like a bit of a licking dog, chatting with your best friends, and you can talk nonsense.

But once he faces a woman, he can't say anything for a long time.

"Che Xiaoli, my friend is going to perform the 'Towel Levitation Technique'." Gu Yuan directly called the literary and art committee member.

"is it?"

Che Xiaoli is having a headache about the New Year's Day party.

Because there are really not many students with special talents in the class. Most of them are singing and are tone-deaf.So she arranged for three or four classmates to sing together, shortening the song program as much as possible, and interspersed it with some sketches and other programs.

So, when she heard this, she quickly picked up her book and walked over, still confirming, "Friend, do you really want to perform the 'Towel Levitation Technique'?"

"Don't listen to Gu Yuan's nonsense."

The friend's heart is filled with excitement.

Che Xiaoli still didn't give up, "Since you don't want to perform, can you invite the classmate who knew the 'Pond Boiling Technique' last time to come to our class to perform? I asked the literary and art committee member of Class [-], their class No one signed up..."

"He won't participate either."

The friend quickly waved his hand.

After Che Xiaoli left, he breathed a sigh of relief. While helping Gu Yuan pick up the books, he cursed, "Lao Gu, you just like to threaten me with this shit."

"Okay, there are many things that can threaten you." Gu Yuan clapped his fingers, "Your pornographic book was discovered by your mother..."

"Fuck, you obviously didn't dare to take it home, so you stuffed it into my schoolbag." My friend lowered his voice, his face full of grief and anger, "I don't know how many times I explained that the pornographic book was yours, but my mother didn't believe it. , if you are so honest, you still ask me not to lead you astray."

At this time.

Che Xiaoli's voice came from the back row:
"Classmate Zhang Xu, the shower dance you invented is very unique. Do you want me to sign you up so that everyone in the class can admire it?"

"Fuck your mother!"

Zhang Xu glanced at Che Xiaoli and fired directly: "Why don't you jump up and let everyone pay their respects, and then I can give you another 3 minutes of silence."

The friends were dumbfounded.

Zhang Xu, a real man, will never be soft on women.

"It's done!"

Gu Yuan blew the chalk dust on his hand and said, "I made an Oriental Pearl Tower with chalk. I'm really awesome."

……

The first period in the afternoon was Zhu Shengxia’s Chinese class, which mainly explained yesterday afternoon’s exam paper.

Since Gu Yuan retained a burst of true energy that day, the old lady recovered quickly and was able to attend class normally the next day.She was still walking around the classroom as usual, holding the test paper and analyzing it.

but.

For students, they know which teacher is easy to mess with and which teacher is not easy to mess with.

Therefore, I will still do the small movements that should be done below, but I will be a little more restrained.

Wang Qingfei is still tinkering with the chalk.

Because a classmate told him that using the circle behind the steel ruler can make a more regular ball.He tried it and found that it was indeed the case.But to make two connected spheres, it would be easy to break the entire piece of chalk.

and.

What surprised him the most was that he was the first to invent chalk carving, but other students' skills had surpassed his own.

"It's pretty nice."

At this time, a burst of laughter suddenly came from his ears.

"Yeah, I think so too." Wang Qingfei was about to speak when his expression suddenly changed and he found Zhu Shengxia standing behind him.

Zhu Shengxia took the chalk in his hand and said softly, "Listen carefully in class and don't do these little tricks."

"Scared me."

Wang Qingfei patted his chest with lingering fear and looked at his deskmate with some complaints, "Why didn't you remind me?"

My deskmate yelled, "I didn't expect that she would suddenly come around!"

There is an open space in the back row of the classroom, and the seats are not connected to the wall, so there is often a scene where the teacher goes around the classroom and appears from behind, which makes the students sitting in the front row very nervous.

Sophomore year of high school.

There were students in the front row who took advantage of the general cleaning opportunity to widen the distance between each desk and let the students in the last row lean against the back wall of the classroom in an attempt to block the possibility of a sneak attack from behind by the teacher.

However, An Fuquan saw it and was asked to return to his original state. …

The third class is Du Sheng's biology class.

The explanation was still yesterday's comprehensive science test paper, but only the biology part was selected for explanation.

From the beginning of class, Wang Qingfei has been tinkering with chalk below.

Du Sheng is Zhu Shengxia's husband. His teaching style is somewhat similar to Zhu Shengxia's. He usually tells some short stories about living things to liven up the atmosphere. He saw Wang Qingfei's little actions early in the morning and did not criticize him. Instead, he sighed:
"Can any of you analyze from a biological perspective why the ancients favored sons over daughters and had some ancestral rules that passed down the family property to men but not to women?"

The class suddenly became quiet. I didn't know why I was studying the chromosomes of fruit flies a moment ago and suddenly jumped to the ancients.

Even Gu Yuan raised his head.

Although he often did some small tricks in class in his previous life, whenever the teachers talked about extracurricular matters, he always listened very carefully.

For example, the physics teacher taught me to wrap the woolen pants that I took off around my feet when it’s cold in winter. This is the law of conservation of energy.

My chemistry teacher taught me to clean paint stained clothes with gasoline. This is the principle that like dissolves.

"Because, one chromosome of a child comes from the mother and one comes from the father, which is XY."

Du Sheng picked up the chalk and drew on the blackboard.

"If the second generation is a girl, then in the third generation, there is only a 1/2 chance that the chromosomes in the girl's children, that is, the grandchildren, are derived from the first generation. If you are lucky, there is a [-]/[-] chance .”

"But if you are unlucky, by the fourth generation, the child will no longer have the chromosomes of the first-generation father. So just make sure that each generation is a boy, no matter how many generations it extends, the Y chromosome derived from the first generation , will be retained.”

"The technology of the ancients was not developed, but they were wise."

"So, this is also the reason why people with the same surname say they were the same family 800 years ago."

……

The fourth class is self-study.

An Fuquan came over and talked about a topic, then walked away.However, An Fuquan was obviously stunned for a moment when he drew the chalk.Although he quickly came to his senses, this detail was still captured by Gu Yuan.

Gu Yuan reminded: "Don't play with chalk these days."

The friend was confused, "Why?"

"An Fuquan has discovered that there is a lot less chalk, and he is probably going to start arresting people." Gu Yuan explained.

In many cases, friends are more willing to listen to advice.

and.

An Fuquan is an absolute yinbi, and at certain times, his operations are always a bit explosive.

For example, he once stepped on a bench to take pictures through the back door window, took pictures of his classmates doing small tricks, and sent them direct MMS messages to their parents.

"Ok."

The friend nodded.

but.

There are also some students who are unaware of the approaching danger, especially Wang Qingfei.

In the blink of an eye, it’s time for evening self-study.

Although the school bell has rang, there is still some noise in the classroom, but this is too normal.Even in the third year of high school, as long as no teacher shows up, there is always a noise before class.

Wu Xiaolong shed tears while writing the manuscript.

He felt that all his lifelong talents were condensed in this novel.

"Brother Yuan, do you want to take a look..."

After he finished writing, he wanted to show it to Gu Yuan, but before he finished speaking, his expression changed and he turned away.

It seemed like there was a big terror standing outside the classroom.

At this time.

Everyone else also noticed something was wrong, either coughing twice or lightly kicking the seats in the front row. The originally noisy classroom quietly fell silent in a very short period of time.

Before Wang Qingfei could react, he was using a simple brush made of paper, dipped in glue, to carefully brush the chalk sculpture as if it were coloring.

In the afternoon, he unexpectedly discovered that as long as glue is applied to the prepared chalk, the hardness of the chalk can be increased so that it will not break so easily.He even wore a pair of medical gloves to avoid getting glue on his hands.

He was so engrossed that he didn't notice the sudden silence in the classroom.

My deskmate couldn’t stand it any longer, so he lightly kicked the bench:

"Lao An is here."

Wang Qingfei was stunned and subconsciously turned to look out the window.

Then he saw An Fuquan standing outside the window, hiding behind the wall with only his two eyes exposed.

The moment their eyes met, Wang Qingfei felt his scalp explode, and his whole body trembled suddenly like an electric shock. At the same time, a thought came to him involuntarily.

"Fuck, I'm done!"

(End of this chapter)