Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 126 If there is a problem, my son goes first
Once you listen carefully to the lecture, you will feel that 45 minutes is very short.

Many people didn't even realize that get out of class was over.

However, for some students who have already thought about how to spend the night, the remaining two classes are still a bit difficult.

"Class [-] is so exciting. The last class is physical education."

"This is nothing. You know, Class [-], there will be one PE session and two self-study sessions this afternoon. Some students will go home after lunch."

"It's so miserable for us. We have all main classes this afternoon, and the last two periods are actually Lao An's classes."

Having a class teacher's class means that you cannot ask for leave.

Obviously.

Such arrangement of classes was deliberate by An Fuquan.

Just when everyone was talking.

Suddenly, a loud sound of vomiting spread throughout the classroom, and a more pungent smell began to spread.

"Fuck!"

"Lu Ren, you are a pervert!"

The students sitting in the back row immediately fled the scene of the disaster as if a pot was exploding.

"Quick, quick, open the window!"

No one needed to remind me that the classmates sitting by the window had already opened the window and jumped towards the corridor as if they were fleeing.

"babble!"

Lu Xueyuan and Zhang Qianfen also made a sound of disgust and left the classroom in panic.

"Why don't you leave?"

Gu Yuan also stood up and called out to his friends.

This had never happened in his previous life, so he didn't expect it.

Just when he was about to ask Ye Wenjun to go out together, he saw Yu Xuemin pinching her nose and pulling Ye Wenjun out of the classroom quickly.

Hardly less than half a minute.

Lu Ren and Zhang Xu were the only ones left in the classroom.

Zhang Xu's eyes straightened.

That's his suitcase.

His box.

The other party vomited directly on top of his box.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't help it, it stinks too much."

Lu Ren staggered away. He originally planned to check them one by one, so he didn't pay attention.But who would have thought that the 'murderer' would be found right away.

He swears.

I have never smelled such a disgusting smell in my life.

That breath of 'immortal energy' almost made him ascend on the spot.

and so.

I couldn't hold it back.

"Fuck your mother!"

Zhang Xu froze for a moment.

If a real man like him and Lu Ren, who is extremely mysophobic, live in the same dormitory, there will be many conflicts.In particular, Lu Ren had a mother-in-law mouth, either accusing him of hanging his underwear on the bedside, saying that his jeans were not wringed out, or saying that his shoes were smelly.

In short, thieves are fucking picky.

Just because the other party was An Fuquan's nephew, he endured it many times.

But at this moment, he really couldn't bear it.

He roared on the spot, rushed towards him, punched Lu Ren on the shoulder, then grabbed the opponent's neck and knocked him directly against the wall.The two are about the same height, both around 1.7 meters, but Zhang Xu only weighs 97 kilograms, but Lu Ren weighs 150 kilograms.

"Oh!"

Everyone heard a muffled sound.

"This is the conversion of speed into kinetic energy. Zhang Xu's physics is very good." Wu Xiaolong commented.

"Fart, this is obviously the effect of inertia!" Zhao Shicheng retorted.

Wen Zining took the opportunity to recite a poem loudly: "Wolf smoke rises, the mountains and rivers look north. The dragon flag rolls, the horse neighs, the sword energy is like frost!"

Hu Lin shouted: "Open the market, open the market, bet who loses and who wins!"

His voice did not fall.

Then Lu Ren pushed hard and knocked Zhang Xu away.However, Zhang Xu had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed Lu Ren's hair, and the two of them fell to the ground with a bang.

"No, Senior Brother has locked up He Jinyin!"

Someone in the crowd exclaimed, but someone immediately followed up: "Wrong, it was He Jinyin who locked Senior Brother!"

Everyone looked quickly.

They saw Lu Ren using his weight to hold Zhang Xu firmly under him. No matter how hard Zhang Xu struggled, he couldn't turn over.

"What works now is gravity!" Wu Xiaolong insisted.

"It's potential energy!" Zhao Shicheng retorted.

At this time, I don't know who said, "No wonder Liang Fucheng can't beat Dong Yingying..."

Swish!
Everyone looked at the corner of the stairs.

I saw Liang Fucheng and Dong Yingying, who were as thin as a bamboo pole and as fat as a Japanese melon, standing there. I didn't know what joke Liang Fucheng said, and Dong Yingying was trembling with laughter.

There are a few thinner boys in the class who have even begun to consider whether to gain weight.

"If the fight is like this, no one will start a fight?"

There was such a big commotion in the class. An Fuquan, who came after hearing the news, scolded the people watching the excitement and walked towards the classroom.

Hey!
As soon as he entered the classroom, he immediately let out the same exclamation as Du Sheng, and then hurriedly walked out.When he reappeared, he had already put on a cotton mask and walked directly into the classroom.See An Fuquan come in.

The two quickly stood up from the ground.

"Teacher An, he vomited on me." Zhang Xu was the first to complain.

"Cousin...Teacher An, I didn't mean it." Lu Ren quickly argued, "Besides, it was the other party who made the first move, and I was just acting in self-defense."

"you……!"

An Fuquan could no longer curse, and in the end he could only sigh:
"You two, hurry up and clean up the back row."

Then he shouted out the window: "Let's change this class to physical education, and the next class will continue as usual."

Suddenly there was a burst of cheers from all around.

An Fuquan sighed. At this moment, he felt very tired. This class of students was really difficult to lead.

……

Thanks to both of them.

This afternoon was extremely fulfilling.

At the winter solstice every year, the daylight hours are at their shortest.But it seems that once the winter solstice passes, the days become longer.

"College students are back?"

Gu Yuan had just arrived home, and the businessmen in the market were wandering around.In the afternoon, there was basically no business in the wholesale market, with only scattered individual customers.At this time, the stall is about to close, so many people will hold tea cups and come back and forth.

Lao Li, who was selling paper money next door, greeted Gu Yuan with a smile.

"hold head high."

Gu Yuan responded.

He did not correct him. There was a lot of trouble in the neighborhood, and there were many relatives doing business along the street. He stopped the car and asked curiously, "Uncle Li, why are there so many people outside?" ?”

The market is separated from the road by a sidewalk about two to three meters wide.

In the past, every household would place their goods along the front of their house to the edge of the road.Later, the urban management came every day and detained the goods if they were caught. Finally, the sidewalks were emptied.Nowadays, there are crowds of people crowding the sidewalks.

There are also many businessmen inside the market, holding thermos cups and rushing out to join in the fun.

Old Li's name is Li Guobing. He is from Henan Province. He has been doing business in Hui Province for many years and has already settled in Liuzhou. However, he still has a slight accent when he speaks. "A craftsman who was walking through the streets came and said... It drives away bugs.”

"Catch bugs?" Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, to drive away mites, they can use chopsticks to drive out the mites on people's faces." Li Guobing made massage movements with his hands, "It's amazing."

"Is there such a thing?"

Gu Yuan responded while walking to the hardware store.

The old couple were not in the store, so they obviously went to join in the fun.Looking back, I saw Lao Gu and Ms. Yuan Xin, each holding a thermos cup standing in the crowd, staring straight ahead without blinking.

Gu Yuan heard the movement and quickly squeezed in.

I saw Li Guobing's wife sitting on a chair with her eyes closed. A young man was holding chopsticks and gently rolling them down along her eyelids.

Just like rolling noodles.

"After school?"

Lao Gu said hello.

Gu Yuan nodded and was about to speak. At this moment, there was a burst of noise from the businessmen who were watching the excitement.

"Come out, come out!"

"Really, these are mites?"

"Yeah, I've never seen bugs really driven out of the face!"

Everyone looked quickly.

I saw a young man holding an ordinary bamboo chopstick in his hand and showing everyone five beige worm-like objects the size of rice grains on the tip of the chopstick:

"These are mites hiding on your face."

He held his chopsticks and passed them in front of the onlooking businessmen. Everyone who saw him couldn't help but let out a burst of surprise.

Finally, he stopped in front of Li Guobing’s wife:
"A bug costs five dollars..."

"Are these the mites on my face?" Li Guobing's wife was still a little surprised. She took out 25 yuan from her pocket and handed it over.

"hold head high!"

The young man nodded and asked casually: "How do you feel?"

Li Guobing's wife touched her face, a little confused, and said in an uncertain tone: "It seems to feel better, but it doesn't seem to feel anything at all."

The young man explained, "That's right. The mites have just been driven out. It will be effective on the spot. Over time, you can feel it. In the future, pillowcases and sheets should be changed frequently, so that there will never be mites on your face in the future. !”

"Is there anyone else who wants to get rid of mites? If a woman gets rid of mites, she will be beautiful and beautiful. If a man gets rid of them, he will be handsome and charming. If they get rid of mites, the elderly will live longer, and if the children get rid of them, they won't get acne." The young man accepted the money and While loudly soliciting business.

"If you miss this village, you won't have this store!"

He raised his head so casually that Gu Yuan could see clearly.

Good guy!
It's actually an old acquaintance: Li Longjun!
but.

Li Longjun obviously didn't recognize Gu Yuan. After all, Li Longjun only asked Gu Yuan once on the second day of the shipwreck. The two of them only met once, so it was normal not to remember.

"I also want to catch up." Ms. Yuan Xin muttered in a low voice.

Lao Gu said directly, "Are you going then?"

Ms. Yuan Xin lowered her voice, "I don't dare, and I'm afraid of the pain..."

This is just like students speaking on the podium. Even if they have examples, they are still a little nervous when it is their turn.

Lao Gu looked around and pushed Gu Yuan forward:
"My son wants to drive, please help him."

Then he lowered his voice and said to Ms. Yuan Xin, "Let your son go up first. He's finished. If it doesn't hurt you, he'll go up again."

Gu Yuan: "???"

(End of this chapter)