Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 127 Dad, when will you make me worry free?

Gu Yuan was still thinking about how to expose Li Longjun as a liar, but unexpectedly, he was pushed out by his father as a test subject.

Li Longjun saw this and said with a smile: "Most young people are very angry and must have a lot of mites on their faces, otherwise they would not have acne. After I finish, he will never have acne in his life."

This is specious pseudoscience.

It was actually quite recognized by the business people present.

Li Guobing’s wife: “Yes, my son is now in the third grade of junior high school, and he has already started to get acne on his face.”

Another woman answered: "No, my son's face is covered with acne marks now. If the mites could have been driven away a few years ago, he wouldn't be like this."

Obviously.

Over and over again, he was even complaining that Li Longjun came too late.

In fact.

Li Longjun also felt that he came too late.

In just such a short period of time, he had already earned nearly 200 yuan.

Although it is not as profitable as sand blasting or selling zombie cars, it is a business without capital after all.After he has visited all the markets in the six continents, he will then head to the provincial capital. He can also head to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou in the future.Since he cannot become a listed company, he will become the biggest liar in the world.

However, Gu Yuan immediately heard that Li Longjun was planning to use him as a cash machine.

When the other party swishes a few worms out of his face, won't the old couple have to pay out loudly?
The essential.

The old couple still believed it.

Even Lao Gu sighed: "Back then, I only got rid of eyeworms, not mites, otherwise I wouldn't have acne when I was young."

Ms. Yuan Xing was about to ask what eyeworm is.

At this time, a fashionably dressed woman in the crowd interrupted.

"Gu Yuan, can you let Fifth Aunt come first?"

Gu Yuan looked at the other party playfully.

of course.

This 'fifth aunt' is not related by blood. She is his eldest aunt's sister-in-law, and she also does business in the market.The first thing I made was daily necessities, selling toothpaste, shampoo, etc., but they were all imitation and unbranded fakes.

Ms. Yuan Xing once complained that the toothpaste she bought from her family did not foam when brushing her teeth.

Later, the other party switched to the candy store business.

The scale is not small either.

However, what people talk about most about this family is not how the business is doing.It's that this couple is very playful and has a pretty boy outside. This is a secret that everyone knows.Later, I also got a big red rose tattooed on my right chest. When summer comes, it looks extremely charming.

Later, a friend who went to college abroad told him that he bumped into the other party on the train and coquettishly invited a man to drink sugar water.

"Hey, Lao Wu..."

When Ms. Yuan Xin saw it, she was immediately unhappy.

In a big family, there are a lot of bad things and thieves.She and the other party were already at odds with each other, so how could she watch the other party take the position of her son?

Gu Yuan didn't care. Someone was rushing to come.

He took a step back, gave up his position, and said with a smile, "Come on, come on, Fifth Aunt will go first."

Then he turned his head and comforted the angry Ms. Yuan Xin, "I happen to be a little scared too..."

Wu Gu sat on the chair and closed her eyes.

Li Longjun was already busy with her face with chopsticks. When she heard Gu Yuan speak, she sneered, "You will be a college student next year, and you are still so timid. How can you find a wife then?"

"Lao Gu, Yuan Xin, your family's education needs to be changed. You can't keep improving your grades and studying hard. You have to take him out to see the world from time to time."

Some relatives are like this.

You pretend to care and talk, but you always like to carry a gun and a stick. The key is that you can't turn your back.

Ms. Yuan Xin was extremely angry.

If you can speak your own children, how can you let others speak?

just.

The other party spoke in the name of caring about your children, occupying the moral high ground, but she couldn't refute it.

However, Gu Yuan didn't have so many scruples and said with a smile, "Fifth Aunt is right, of course I'm scared. There is a classmate in our class who was chasing insects in the countryside last time. Guess what, he just chased out a bug thicker than chopsticks." The mites bit the craftsmen who were expelling them."

"real or fake?"

When Wu Gu heard this, she almost jumped up in fright.

"Fake, fake."

Li Longjun quickly comforted the other party and sat down, while glaring at Gu Yuan fiercely and said, "How could such a ridiculous thing happen?"

Gu Yuan smiled and said with a pun: "Maybe some people are thick-skinned and can really drive out such big insects?"

Li Longjun's eyes were full of sarcasm.

These 'bugs' are all made of flour. When you run the chopsticks along the eyelids and knead the flour into small balls, they will look like bugs.There are also some who make traps in the chopsticks. They hollow out the chopsticks in advance and put some bugs inside. As long as the trap is pressed, the bugs can get out.

Or get some insect-like seeds and hide them in your nails. The process is like magic.Of course he knows whether it is thick or not.

Li Longjun was about to speak when he saw the tip of his chopsticks trembling:
An insect as thick as a chopstick sprang out almost in the blink of an eye and bit him directly on his thumb. The bite was very deep, and it went straight to the bone. Everyone saw a rush of blood.Li Longjun jumped three feet high and screamed "Ouch!"

"boom!"

The businessmen who were gathered around to watch the excitement suddenly dispersed in fright.

Wu Gu was so frightened that her face turned pale, and her legs and feet were weak and she shrank back.

"What a big bug..."

"Sure enough, it bit someone."

"How thick-skinned do you have to be to chase away such a big bug?"

"Why are you still standing there, call 120!"

someone called.

Lao Gu turned around and ran back to the shop, took out the fire tongs at home, and tried to catch the bugs.At this moment, Gu Yuan had already picked up a spade handle and swept it against the opponent's hand.Just hearing a 'snap' sound, the weird bug suddenly twisted around and fled into the sewer, disappearing without a trace.

At this time, someone else took out Yunnan Baiyao and gauze from home to bandage him.

The chaotic scene was finally stopped.

"What's going on? What happened?"

At this time, businessmen in the market also heard the sound and rushed out to watch the excitement.

"I drove mites from my face, and actually drove out an insect as thick as a chopstick, and even bit someone." Li Guobing exclaimed, "I have never seen this in my life. It is really amazing."

"What happened just now?"

"An insect as thick as an eel bit someone."

"Did you hear that a snake bit someone just now?"

"There is also such a thing, someone was eaten by a python? How big is the snake?"

"..."

Li Longjun covered his hands with confusion in his eyes.He couldn't figure out where the big bug came from and actually bit him.

Is there anyone really so thick-skinned?
did not think of.

The threshold for being a liar is so high. It seems that I am not the material.

Maybe it will be life-threatening.

After learning that someone called the police, he did not dare to stay for a moment and left quickly.

Not long after, a police car arrived.

The car door opened and two policemen stepped out. As soon as they got out of the car, they asked:

"Where's the snake?"

"Where is the man-eating snake?"

……

"So that's false?"

In the hardware store, after listening to the police's popular science and watching the news that Gu Yuan called up from the computer, the old couple looked at each other for a while.

"Forget it, forget it, whether it's true or not, that bug is too scary..." Ms. Yuan Xin shook her head, "I still believe what my son said, how can a human face drive out such a big bug? Maybe that The scammer accidentally got it wrong.”

but.

Lao Gu still didn't believe in evil, "But everyone has seen such a big insect."

"I did it 30 years ago. The other party used two chopsticks to roll up and down his eyelids, and he was able to drive out some transparent bugs, and they were still moving!"

"You have to know that there are many things that cannot be explained by science. When you were a child, you had a fever and it never got better. Your grandma gave you a pair of chopsticks, and the fever went away the next day."

Gu Yuan couldn't help but sigh.

It's not easy for him to live so long.

Lao Gu is usually very normal, but he has always believed in the things that Shen Shen Nao said.

The old sacred tree from before.

Then there is "Quantum Wave Reading".

A few years ago, I listened to a fortune teller who said that on July 24th, there would be bad luck and you would not be able to see anyone.He actually listened to the fortune teller and locked himself in the room. There were burning incense everywhere in the house and he didn't come out for [-] hours.

Later, I often forwarded some content to the family group:
"These five alkaline foods are the deadly enemies of cancer cells, keep eating them..."

"Look!"Turning off the lights and looking at your phone will make your eyes go blind》

"Eating these foods together is more terrifying than eating arsenic"

"Dad, when will you make me worry free?"

……

(End of this chapter)