Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 129 Let you play with firecrackers!
"what happened again?"

Gu Yuan walked in and asked.

"Throwing firecrackers at his mother's feet scared her, so she got a beating."

The aunt frowned.

Of course she could tell that this kid was naughty and had no rules at all.

Although Gu Yuan was mischievous when he was a child, he would not deliberately torment others.

However, although people of their generation have never heard of "putting down to help others", their half-life experience still lets them know that for some people, there are certain things that they need to keep silent about.Because if you say it, others won’t appreciate it and will blame you for talking too much.

"Oh, what a big rabbit!"

"It must be almost ten pounds, right?"

"Where did you catch it?"

At this time, several aunts also saw the hare in Gu Yuan's hand, and they were all very surprised.There are many hares in the countryside, but they tend to run very fast.If you can't find the rabbit hole, there's no chance of catching a rabbit.

"The rabbit hit the tree and I caught it."

Gu Yuan said casually.

"How can such a thing happen? I have never heard of it. Could it be that it was stolen from somewhere?"

The aunt said with a gun and a stick.

Gu Yuan rolled his eyes, "Have you ever heard of waiting for the rabbit?"

The aunt was scolded and was very unhappy, "You are the only one who has studied a lot, and you have the ability to pass the Qingbei exam?"

"Mom, I can pass the Qingbei exam!" At this time, Gu Hai said while wiping away tears.

"Yes, of course my son can."

The aunt hugged Gu Hai with a showy face.

Because the fortune teller said that her son was destined to be 'unlimited by Dr. Qingbei'.She almost regarded this sentence as the instructions given by the Clay Bodhisattva to Xiong Ba, and she almost said it to everyone.

"Ah, yes, yes, I will definitely be a postdoctoral fellow in Qingbei in the future." Gu Yuan also nodded.

He did know that his cousin would repeat his studies at Maotanchang for two years, but only got a junior college degree.

During the first year of re-study, my aunt still dreamed of her son turning over the textbooks overnight and rushing to Qingbei.After realizing the reality in the second year, the requirements were directly reduced to just having a degree.

"Gu Yuan, come and help me."

At this time, the grandmother who took the rabbit from Gu Yuan walked out of the yard and shouted.After Gu Yuan went out, the old lady said, "Grandson, don't argue with your aunt. If you lose your temper with her, everyone will say that you..."

"Don't worry, no."

Of course Gu Yuan would not do this.

But while he was talking, he was thinking about how to deal with these two girls, because he has never been one who is willing to suffer losses.

"Hey, that's good." The old lady finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Among the several grandchildren, she still loved Gu Yuan the most.

Gu Yuan also shook his head.

In his previous life, he didn't like visiting relatives very much.

For young people, it is much more fun to play with classmates than with relatives.Because classmates and friends can choose to be close or distant according to their preferences, but relatives cannot, so they have no choice at all.

The most annoying thing is that these relatives will use their status as "righteousness" and "elder" to oppress others.

Therefore, some good classmates can become lifelong best friends, but some relatives will eventually turn against each other.

Even as soon as the previous generation leaves, there are many cases where the next generation immediately cuts off the relationship.

During lunch.

There was commotion at home again.

The reason was that Gu Hai refused to eat, and his aunt was holding a bowl and chasing him to feed him.

As a result, my aunt calmed Gu Hai while coaxing him to watch "The Seven Heroes of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit".

But who would have expected that when he saw the excitement, Gu Hai danced excitedly and broke his job, and his aunt beat him up again.After beating him, he held him in his arms again, coaxing him sweetly, and then fed him spoonful after spoonful of food.

"Qingbei?"

Gu Yuan looked at it with a sneer in his eyes.

As the old saying goes: If you want to have a grudge against someone, have a daughter, spoil her, and marry her into his family.If you have a grudge against yourself, then you will spoil your son, and your son will harm your family in the future.

Of course he would not interrupt to instruct others on how to educate their children.

It’s better to think about whether to go to Lanxiang or New Oriental as soon as possible.

……

In the evening, another van came.

Except for the absence of two uncles who worked in Jianye and two cousins, the whole family was basically present.Grandpa and Lao Gu took their uncle and uncle, put on rubber pants, pulled a big net, and prepared to catch fish along the pond.

Gu Yuan also wanted to play in the pond, so he grabbed his grandfather's rubber pants and said, "Let me come, you sit down and take a rest."

"What do you, a student, know? Go back and watch TV."

Grandpa is worried, and he also feels sorry for his grandson.

"I'm still here, don't you? Just relax and rest."

Gu Yuan pointed at Lao Gu, put on the leather pants that reached his chest, and followed the others to step onto the pond.Following the shouts, the four of them pulled the fishing net together and rushed towards the shore.

When the big net was lifted, countless meal sticks, grass carp, and crucian carp were flipping in the fishing net.

This scene attracted many villagers to join in the fun.

"Is this for everyone? Are you going to take the college entrance examination next year?"

"Didn't you expect that he would be so big in the blink of an eye?" "He looks quite handsome!"

"Not bad, very capable. I know I feel sorry for the old man. Have you talked about your wife?"

……

Gu Yuan grew up in a rural area, so many people know him.Later, I studied in the city and only came back during the New Year and holidays, so I rarely saw anyone.But it’s the same thing over and over again, and there’s nothing new.

But then, a woman came over leading a buffalo.

"Tao Xian!"

Someone said hello.

However, more people kept their mouths shut and did not speak.Because everyone calls her "annoying" behind her back. Coincidentally, she also has a person named Tao Yan.

It can be considered absolutely perfect.

It is said that rural people are simple and honest, but that is because they have never really spent time in the countryside.

Folks in the countryside often quarrel over trivial things, such as 'your cow stepped on my field', 'your chicken flew into my vegetable garden', 'your cat and dog came to my house' '...

There have always been only wrong names, not wrong nicknames.

When Tao Xian opened his mouth, he was openly provocative:

"The children from the old family are much prettier than the children from the old family."

Yuan Xin and several aunts all understood the meaning of the words and ignored each other.On the contrary, the aunt exploded on the spot. She was originally jealous that Gu Yuan was the center of the topic, and she also had some conflicts with Yuan Xin.He shouted directly:
"Who said that?"

"My Gu Hai will be a doctor from Qingbei in the future. There is no upper limit. How can Gu Yuan compare with my Gu Hai?"

Ms. Yuan Xin’s nose was so angry that her nose became crooked.

Even if you praise your child, why do you have to step on Gu Yuan?
The old lady took Yuan Xin away directly.

As soon as the grandfather heard this, he turned around and entered the house. He could not understand this little daughter-in-law. She was so stupid that she had nothing to say and could not even hear other people's provocations.Several aunts also sighed, turned back and started doing their own business.

When I looked up, there were few people on the edge of the pond.

Only Tao Xian, his aunt and Gu Hai were left standing there, talking nonsense.

"What happened to the edge of the pond? Why did everyone get in?"

Lao Gu is still a little strange.Why is it that in the blink of an eye, everyone has already entered the house?

Gu Yuan smiled and said nothing.

There was the sound of water all around them, and they didn't know it was normal, but he heard it clearly.

He raised his head and glanced at the shore.

Auntie and Tao Xian were chatting happily.

Gu Yuan chuckled and recited silently:
"go with!"

"Moo!"

Suddenly, the buffalo grazing on the bank seemed to hear something, barked, and ran away along the pond ridge.

"Shh!"

Before Tao Xian could react, he let go of the cow rope he was holding in his hand. The hemp rope passed over his palms, and a layer of skin fell off his palms on the spot.

"My cow!"

"Help me stop the cow!"

She screamed, and when she came to her senses, the cow had jumped more than ten meters away.

"Oh!"

When everyone saw this scene, they were so frightened that they hid on the side of the road.

A buffalo going crazy is not something to be trifled with; its horns can kill a person directly.

Seeing that no one was stopping him, Tao Xian had no choice but to chase after him. While chasing, he shouted:

"Stop!"

"Cow! Cow! Cow! Cow!"

Yes, I know Tao Xian is chasing the bull.

For those who didn’t know, they thought Tao Xian was talking about someone being awesome.

The aunt reacted quickly and dodged immediately. She kept patting her chest and said with lingering fear: "Why is it okay? The cow is crazy? Could it be some kind of mad cow disease?"

"Almost forgot about you!"

Gu Yuan glanced at his aunt, his eyes fell on the steaming cow dung on the pond ridge, "Let you eat something hot..."

I secretly made a seal.

"Oh!"

The aunt who had just escaped from the buffalo saw that the cow dung had exploded. She was so frightened that she screamed and ran away in panic.

The aunt stepped into the pond and fell down on the spot.The villagers on the edge of the pond hurriedly rushed to pull people in. Fortunately, the pond at the entrance was not deep, and the pond mud had not been cleaned for several years. The deepest part was only more than one meter.

He quickly pulled his aunt back.

Although the weather has been warm recently, it is already the end of December after all, and the water temperature may only be around 12 or 4 degrees. Plus it is night again, it may be even lower.

Gu Hai didn't realize what was going on yet, because the surroundings were in a mess. He only knew that cow shit was exploding in front of his eyes, and he was still clapping his hands excitedly and shouting:
"Haha, cow shit exploded, cow shit exploded!"

The soaked aunt walked out of the pond shivering. When she heard Gu Hai shouting that cow shit has exploded, she became even more angry.

Just go up and slap him with a crisp sound:
"Let you play with firecrackers!"

……

(End of this chapter)