Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 130
No one could stop this beating.

Until half an hour later, after finishing fishing, the slap marks on Gu Hai's face were still fresh and fresh.But after the fight, I felt much more honest. I sat there sniffing and sniffing, and watched CCTV's "Animation City" honestly.

The cartoon career of those born in the [-]s was quite rich. At that time, relations between China, the United States, and China and Japan were not bad.

and so.

In addition to the domestic classics "Calabash", "Avanti" and "Haier Brothers", you can even see "Tom and Jerry", "Woody Woodpecker", "Popeye the Sailor", "Iron Man" on CCTV "Boy", "The Smurfs", "The Flintstones" and other foreign animations.

Gu Yuan held a sweet potato that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside that was roasted in the earth stove, and took a few glances at it.

In addition to Gu Hai, the two children from my aunt's family were also in the back room.

These days we are all only children.

Only my aunt's family had a second child because the first child was a girl and the policy allowed.

In the entire family, cousin Hou Dan is the only girl. She is two years younger than Gu Yuan and is a freshman in high school this year.

But a pity.

Hou Dan didn't inherit any of the good genes from the old Gu family. He was short, fat, and tasty, and he looked a bit stupid, with no hint of cleverness, so he was not lovable at all.

Seeing Gu Yuan eating roasted sweet potatoes, he looked over eagerly:
"Can you give me a bite?"

"You will be suitable to beg for food from now on. When someone's meal time comes, go up to them and beg for a bite to eat."

Although Gu Yuan's mouth was damaged, he still tore a piece of sweet potato and gave it to her.

Another cousin, Hou Liang, who is in the fourth grade this year, was lying on the coffee table writing his homework. When he saw Gu Yuan, he even shouted: "Big pot."

The second aunt's child didn't finish the second grade of junior high school last year, so he ran away to Jianye without telling anyone, and refused to go to school until he died. Now he stays in Jianye to work.

Ok.

That's the man who changes phone cards every month.

The third aunt's child is only in fifth grade and is also in Jianye.

Gu Yuan was too different from his younger brothers and sisters to play together, so he agreed and was about to go out. Unexpectedly, Hou Liang stopped him and said, "Big Guo, I don't know this math problem. Please teach me." I."

"Call Sister You."

Gu Yuan didn't want to bother God.

Hou Liang glanced at Hou Dan and said disgustedly: "No, she's so stupid, you better explain it to me. Sometimes she makes herself confused and then beats me up."

Elementary school mathematics was not difficult. After explaining a few questions about the sum of the interior angles of a triangle, he had to take out his essay for Gu Yuan to check.

The title of the essay is "Remember an Unforgettable Thing".

This is a common question throughout elementary school and even into junior high school.When Gu Yuan was in elementary school, someone in the class wrote "Help push the floor and line up the carts." As a result, during that period, nine out of ten students in the class had to write that they had to push the floor and line up the carts themselves.

Only Gu Yuan made a small innovation and wrote about pushing a tricycle.

At the end, I didn't forget to add that the red scarf on the chest became more vivid.

really.

Hou Liang’s compositions are also inseparable from clichés:

"The fever was 53 degrees, and his mother carried him to the hospital in the dead of night, without a car, and with a sister who was a bit demented. While walking on the road, he accidentally fell and arrived at the hospital dripping wet."

Gu Yuan glanced at Hou Dan, who was eating sweet potatoes.

"Because my family was poor, my father had to work several jobs at the same time. Late at night, he was shining shoes for others to earn money to support the family."

Gu Yuan glanced at his eldest uncle in the main room, smoking a cigarette and owning four rooms. He was doing some economics for half an hour before dinner at the card table.

"In order to write the essay, the BUFFs are all stacked up!"

Gu Yuan watched silently, but he didn't expect that his cousin would add a scene to him:

"My eldest cousin Gu Yuan, his leg was bitten off by a dog last year. Because his family was poor, he had no money for treatment. But after he knew that I had a fever, he actually used crutches to bring me the medical expenses. What happened that night , It’s really unforgettable for me.”

Gu Yuan said nothing and pointed at this paragraph, "Remove this sentence and correct a small mistake, and this composition will be perfect."

Hou Liang quickly pulled out a roll of correction tape and carefully covered it along the lines:

"Cauldron, where else is there a mistake?"

Gu Yuan pointed at '53 degrees':
"It's a little low, at least 63 degrees."

"But, everyone else writes about 40 degrees Celsius..."

"It's different, just like when you write about a heavy rainy day and a fall on the road. This is to exaggerate the atmosphere. If it is 63 degrees, it can exaggerate the emergency of the situation and the degree of crisis of your serious illness. It can also echo your mother carrying you to the hospital. , I feel the heat on you."

Gu Yuan said seriously:

"is not it?"

"Oh."

Hou Liang did not use tape this time. He directly painted a stroke and changed the 5 to a 6. Then he folded the homework and said, "Mom and Dad, I have finished my homework and the cauldron has been checked."

"Thank you for your hard work, Gu Yuan."

The eldest uncle at the card table responded.

Gu Yuan said seriously: "It's not hard, just take a look at it. Maybe there will be mistakes. After all, I am not a postdoctoral fellow in Qingbei."

The eldest uncle was stunned for a moment and said casually, "Okay, let his sister check it again later."

……

As the saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

This sentence is not wrong at all if it is changed to say that wherever there are people, there is class.At the dinner table, the aunt's family, who has the best business, is naturally the center of the conversation.Even my aunt, who didn't like anyone, kept toasting with her wine glass.Gu Yuan's three aunts put one foot on the chair and fist-pumped with their aunts, Lao Gu, and grandpa:

"Five leaders, 666!"

It was rare for rural women in the 70s and [-]s not to know how to drink. The question was whether they drank too much or too little.

Even Lao Gu couldn't drink his three sisters.

Most of the topics at the wine table fall into two categories, either world events or trivial topics from the countryside.The hottest topic in recent years has naturally been Iraq and the subprime mortgage crisis in the United States.

While everyone was bragging and giving pointers, an old lady unexpectedly came to visit.

Everyone invited her into the house to eat, but she didn't go in and just sat on a chair outside the door.Holding the Jinwan cigarette handed over by Lao Gu in his mouth, he mumbled in a deep voice: "The buffalo of Tao Xian's family has become a spirit. Do you know?"

The old consultant asked: "What's going on?"

"Tao Xian still hasn't gotten Lao Niu back."

"It stops and stops. When people are far away, it will stop deliberately. When people come close, it will throw its legs and run away."

"I took Tao Xian's family with me and ran for dozens of miles. They were all crazy. I just passed by Tao Xian's house. No one in her family was there. They all went out to look for cattle."

After telling the news, the old lady ran to the next house with satisfaction.

However, the topic at the wine table was brought to the ditch by her, and the rest revolved around various mysterious events.

Either the yellow wolf who became a man took revenge on a certain family and killed all the chickens in the other family's house.

Or I was passing by a cemetery and saw people who had been dead for a long time burning paper for themselves.

Or it may be that in a certain pond in the early years, a child swimming in the water was dragged down by a water monkey, and neither his body nor his body was found alive.

Speaking of the end.

Everyone agreed that when passing by the old sacred tree, they should pay homage again and ask for the blessing of the sacred tree.

Gu Yuan scooped out a piece of rice cake from the pot, spread some broad bean sauce on it, put some side dishes on it, folded it in half, and ate it while listening to everyone talking nonsense.

The crispy rice cooked in a clay oven is not only thick, but also fragrant and crispy.So every time Gu Yuan went back to his hometown, he would shovel a piece of rice cake, sit down and eat it slowly.

"Clap!"

After biting it down, a piece of it actually flew out and fell to the ground.

"Pity."

Just when Gu Yuan was thinking, his eldest cousin Hou Dan picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth. Then he ran over and looked at it eagerly, "Big pot, can you give me a piece?"

"Go shovel into the pot yourself." Of course Gu Yuan refused.

"The pot is gone."

"No."

Hou Dan silently compared the two people's body shapes, walked up to Hou Liang and said, "Give me a piece."

"No." Hou Liang shook his head.

Hou Dan was silent for a moment, then he snatched it away.How could Hou Liang, a fourth grader, overtake his sister, who was a freshman in high school? By the time he reacted, Hou Dan had already stuffed the rice cake into his mouth.I was stunned for a moment, then cried and threw myself at my sister:

"Sister, grab my rice cooker."

"Gu Yuan, you are the boss..." The aunt fawned over her uncle and turned around and opened fire on Gu Yuan.

Of course Gu Yuan knew what she was going to say, and thought to himself, you are so fucking shameless when you use my things to curry favor with others.

He reached out and stuffed the rest of the rice cake into his mouth, then turned to look at her:
"Then what? Am I the eldest and my younger brothers and sisters should listen to me?"

The aunt had nothing to say, so she finally volunteered, went to the earthen stove to add fire, and cooked another pot of rice cakes.Hou Liang, who got a big piece of rice cake, watched Gu Hai chase the chicken and the dog in the yard, but he failed to catch any one and half of it fell.

It would be a pity to throw it away, and it would be a waste not to eat it.

He looked around, carefully picked up the piece of rice cake, shoveled a piece of chicken shit from the ground, then folded it in half to cover it, and turned to give it to Hou Dan, who didn't see this scene.

At this time, the aunt made another pun:
"Look, my brother is still nice to my sister."

Because, my uncle is the fifth eldest child in the family.

Hou Danga took a bite and immediately felt something was wrong with the taste, but he still took three or four bites in a row. Finally, he retched due to the disgusting smell and screamed, "What did you put in the pot? Mom, Your son put shit in the pot for me to eat."

After saying that, he pounced directly on Hou Liang, grabbed his neck with both hands, and shook him hard.

Hou Liang was shaken back and forth, vomiting and vomiting.

……

After a while.

The two people who were beaten were driven to the back room.

Hou Dan felt very wronged.

Not only did he eat chicken shit, he was also beaten, and he was even asked to check his brother's homework.She didn't want to read math. There were too many math numbers and it gave her a headache.So she flipped through the composition perfunctorily, but she saw '63 degrees' at a glance.

She directly brought Hou Liang over who was watching TV, "Let's change this..."

"How to change?"

"Change it to 93 degrees."

……

(End of this chapter)