Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 95 Yu Xuemin: I’m just curious about the men’s bathroom

The snow stopped after only one class. The snow on the road quickly melted, leaving only dots of snowflakes hanging on the treetops.This disappointed the students who were looking forward to having a snowball fight in physical education class.

Because Ye Wenjun said he wanted to go back to the dormitory, Gu Yuan simply waited on the playground.

Several tall dormitory buildings came into view.

The most eye-catching thing is the girls' dormitory next door. Through the guardrail on the window, you can see a colorful patchwork of clothes hanging to dry inside.However, there is no such scenery outside the boys' dormitory. What I see most are socks.

Black and gray socks, tied directly on the guardrail.

There are several rows of horizontal bars in the open space next to the dormitory, which are specially used for dormitory students to dry their quilts.At this moment, there was a quilt hanging there, whose original color was almost indistinguishable, and it had been completely soaked by the rain and snow.

"Damn it, this god is drying out his quilt on a snowy day. Is he planning to turn the quilt into a spirit?" A friend passing by exclaimed exaggeratedly, and then looked at Gu Yuan again, "What are you doing waiting here? Let’s go to the cafeteria and watch TV.”

"I'll take a shower later."

"Go take a shower?"

The friend's face suddenly showed a look of yearning.

When the two of us were in elementary school, in the 90s, there was no water heater at home. To take a bath, you had to boil several pots of water and use a bath cover. The water would often be almost cold when you were halfway through the bath, which was very troublesome.

So every winter, friends would carry clothes and ask Gu Yuan to take a bath with them.

However, with the popularization of solar energy, bathhouses are gradually being eliminated. People only go to bathhouses on continuous rainy days like this.

"Let's go, let's go together!"

Gu Yuan greeted him.

"But I still have to chat with Zhang Qianfen at noon." The friend hesitated, with hesitation written all over his face.

"Go to the 'Dragon Palace' to wash, I invite you."

"Damn it, where do you go to wash your feet? That 'Dragon Palace' that can wash your feet?"

The friend's eyes widened.

In an era when ordinary bathhouses and private seats cost only five yuan a ticket, the ticket price of the Dragon Palace was already as high as fifty.Of course, it not only includes bathing, but also areas for buffets, movies, computer games, etc.

At the same time, other floors also provide accommodation, chess and card rooms and other services.

It is even said to be able to 'wash feet'!
It is simply the interpretation of 'one-stop' service to the extreme.

However, it is difficult for students from ordinary families to have the luxury to take a bath there.

"But..." The friend still wanted to speak.

"Whether to go or not to love, not to pull down."

Gu Yuan simply ignored him.

In the end, between chatting with 'Zhang Qianfen' and meeting the world, my friend resolutely chose the latter.

However, the friend's decision made Li Qiao, who arrived later, feel betrayed.

We made an appointment to go online together at noon, but you ended up having to take a shower!

Didn't we agree that we would be unknown guardian angels together, guarding our most beloved girl, but you ended up going to take a shower?

Li Qiao simply laughed angrily, "How can you fucking never take a shower in your life?"

The friend spoke righteously and said: "I have never gone to the Dragon Palace to wash myself. I just want to see the world and see a real dragon. Don't you want to?"

Li Qiao suddenly fell silent.

Because he hasn't been there either.

Every time he clamored to go, his father would not take him with him, saying that it was not a place for children.

Gu Yuan turned to Li Qiao and said with a smile:
"Let's go together. Maybe 'Lu Xueyuan' is taking a shower too. Have you forgotten what I told you before? Don't use too much force when chasing a girl. Make sure it's moistened by drizzle and make no sound. Disappear from time to time to let the other person experience losing you." Feelings.”

Li Qiao was suddenly moved.

However, when he thought about how just now he had been so righteous in criticizing his friends for betraying the revolution, it turned out that he couldn't resist Gu Yuan's temptation.However, he didn't want to rebel so quickly, so his expression was still a little awkward.

Thinking in his mind, he asked Gu Yuan to persuade him a few more words, and then he pretended to be helpless and followed him with half a push.

However, Gu Yuan no longer wanted to talk to him, because Ye Wenjun had already walked out of the girls' dormitory.

"Why are you carrying so many things?"

Gu Yuan greeted him.

"There are clothes in here, as well as some shampoo and soap." Ye Wenjun explained in a low voice.

"Shampoo is available over there. You just need to bring a change of underwear at most."

"Then should I put it back again?"

Ye Wenjun was stunned for a moment, then realized that Gu Yuan had empty hands, and asked in a low voice.

"No, let me carry it for you."

Gu Yuan sighed and took the bag.

At this moment, Yu Xuemin also rushed over. She was a day student, so she just went to the canteen to call her home to inform her.Seeing that the team had grown a lot, she adjusted her glasses, looked at her friend and Li Qiao doubtfully and asked:

"Are they going too?"

Li Qiao quickly interrupted: "Yes, we will go too."

He also wanted to see the world.

Yu Xuemin breathed a sigh of relief and said, "If it were you alone, I would still be a little worried, but if there are more people, I won't be afraid."

Gu Yuan thought to himself what is in your mind, how come you know so much!
"Supervisor, you are wrong."

"what?"

"You should be more afraid when there are more people."

Yu Xuemin was stunned for a moment, not knowing what he thought of, and suddenly opened his mouth wide.

……

Dragon Palace is located in the city center.

After walking out of school, he hailed a taxi. Yu Xuemin sat in the front seat, while Gu Yuan and Ye Wenjun sat in the back seat.

Li Qiao and Chu You, two bachelors, actually wanted to squeeze in, but were kicked out by Gu Yuan and told to stop another car.

"Are you feeling a little uncomfortable, or are you motion sickness?"

Gu Yuan saw Ye Wenjun sitting upright, his body extremely tense.

"No."

Ye Wenjun shook his head and added in a low voice: "I'm just a little scared."

Gu Yuan knew that this was the inferiority complex caused by poverty and the nervousness caused by having no experience in these unknown situations, so he could only use this method to relieve it.

smiled.

Gu Yuan patted her little hand on his knee and said softly: "Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

Yu Xuemin, who was sitting in the front row, didn't notice the little moves between the two at all. He was talking nonsense with the driver, starting from Saddam to the international situation, and then from the disintegration of the Soviet Union to the postpartum care of sows, which made the driver crazy. He was stunned for a while, and kept asking which university the other party was a student in. He knew so much.

Yu Xuemin pushed up her glasses and said with a smile that she was just an ordinary senior female student in high school.

But after all the talk, the fare was actually charged an extra two yuan because the driver went too far and went around a long way before coming back.By the time the three of them arrived at the Dragon Palace, Fei Yangyang and Hei Xiaohu had been waiting at the door for several minutes, shivering in the cold wind.

Seeing the large army coming, the two of them rushed forward excitedly.

"Why didn't you go in?" Gu Yuan asked.

Li Qiao pretended, "Aren't we waiting for you?" The friend replied honestly: "I don't dare to go in..."

Gu Yuan pointed at these two idiots and said to Ye Wenjun, "Did you see that these two idiots are also scared?"

Then, he looked at Yu Xuemin.

Yu Xuemin adjusted his glasses, "I'm not scared, I'm just a little excited."

……

After paying the money and getting the cards, everyone started changing shoes.

The bath is upstairs, and you will have to take the elevator later.

The waitress took slippers for several people and introduced: "The men's bath is on the second floor, the women's bath is on the third floor, the cafeteria and entertainment are on the fourth floor. The chess and card room is on the fifth floor. If you want to stay, you can go directly to the sixth floor!" "

The friend hurriedly asked: "Which floor is the foot-washing place on?"

He had been brewing outside the hall for nearly 10 minutes just now, fearing that it would be over without even saying a word like before.

The waiter was stunned for a moment. Seeing his underage appearance, the waiter curled his lips and said with a smile: "You can wash your feet wherever there is water."

Gu Yuan sat directly on the leather stool and took off his shoes.

Li Qiao, who was not very good at it at first, quickly followed suit, but as soon as he took off his shoes, an unusual smell suddenly filled the hall.

"How many months have you not washed your feet?" Gu Yuan turned around and cursed.

"I just took a shower three days ago." Li Qiao argued.

Gu Yuanxin said that she just took a shower, that is, she didn't wash her feet.Turning around, she saw that Ye Wenjun had already changed into slippers. Her socks were a little thin, and the patches were clearly visible, and there were dense stitching marks on her toes.

Sensing Gu Yuan's gaze, Ye Wenjun shrank his toes in embarrassment.

just.

Open toe sandals cannot be hidden no matter how much they are shrunk.

"lets go!"

After such a short delay, Yu Xuemin couldn't wait any longer. He held up his glasses and held up Ye Wenjun and hurriedly rushed to the elevator.

Gu Yuan pulled him up smoothly and continued to ponder in his mind, preparing to ask the one-stop service friend. Then he closed the elevator before Li Qiao could react. With a 'ding' sound, the elevator had already reached the second floor. Before going out, he still Don’t forget to say hello to Ye Wenjun:
"We will meet on the fourth floor then!"

"Ah."

Ye Wenjun wanted to speak, but looking at the elevator that was gradually closing, he finally nodded gently.

Yu Xuemin held up his glasses and suddenly said, "Do you want to follow Gu Yuan to the second floor?"

"me……"

When Ye Wenjun heard this, he immediately became anxious.

The other person told her what was on her mind, and she couldn't lie.Yu Xuemin looked at the panicked Ye Wenjun with a normal expression, looking at the '3' that lit up on the elevator, and then sighed, "Actually, I wanted to go to the second floor just now."

Ye Wenjun was a little stunned, and then explained, "I'm a little scared because he's not here. Are you a little scared too?"

Yu Xuemin puffed up his chest, looked at the open elevator door, propped up his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said, "No, I'm not afraid of anything in the world! I'm just curious about the men's bathroom. Unfortunately, I have nothing but If you work as a cleaner, you probably won’t have the opportunity to enter the men’s bathroom openly.”

at the same time.

Gu Yuan and his friend waited for a while at the door of the second floor. When the elevator opened again, they saw Li Qiao cursing:

"It's so funny, they didn't even wait for me to get on the elevator."

Gu Yuan pointed at Li Qiao's feet and said fiercely, "You can smell this smell eight hundred miles away. If you follow us in the elevator, it's a biochemical weapon. When you take a shower later, wash your paws well. If If it still smells, I will chop off your paws!"

then.

The group took off their clothes and came to the bathhouse naked.

It's almost lunch time, and there aren't many people in the pool.

When my friend saw the decoration, he thought to himself that there is no comparison between a bathhouse that costs 50 yuan and a bathhouse that costs [-] yuan.There are more than a dozen large and small pools with different temperatures. Next to the largest pool, there is a sculpture of a half-naked mermaid holding a water bottle in her hand.

The shell bra on the mermaid's chest is already smooth and shiny with countless pairs of old and sexy hands.

"If no one is here, I can touch it."

The friend thought to himself.

"I am coming!"

At this moment, Li Qiao roared, and a depth charge came directly. The splashing water in the pool surged up. Then he kicked his legs and quickly shuttled through the pool, swam to the other side of the pool, and then wiped his hair , sat up against the edge of the pool:

"Shu Tan!"

When the friend heard the noise, he turned around and said in a coquettish manner: "I'll do a magic trick for everyone..."

As he spoke, he raised his hands and turned around to show that he didn't carry anything with him. Then he sat on the edge of the pool, pulled out a towel and put it on his lap. "I can control this towel with my mind and make it float!"

"Hold!"

Gu Yuan immediately guessed what this guy wanted to do, and threw the towel on his forehead, "Your uncle, that's enough..."

Li Qiao also reacted, sneered, pointed at the pool and said, "What kind of magic is that? I can make this pool boil. Ladies and fellow villagers, it's time to witness the miracle!"

Done.

Lift your hips slightly and smile.

It has to be said that his confident posture even made Gu Yuan a little curious.

"Gudu!"

After a while.

A string of bubbles rose from the pool in front of him.

"Applause!"

Li Qiao stretched out his hand and applauded himself.

"day!"

Gu Yuan was drunk, jumped out of the pool, and landed in another pool. "Forget it, you secretly fart in the pool, and you want us to see...can't you come out with something serious?"

"Who are you showing this seriously?" the friend asked.

"Yes, yes!" Li Qiao also nodded.

When these two dogs compete, as long as there are no women present, one is more talkative and the other is more coquettish.

But as long as I talk to girls, I will talk a lot.

Gu Yuan leaned against the pool, speechless.

After arguing for a while, the excitement of the two gradually subsided. The friend also followed Gu Yuan's example and leaned against the pool and sighed.Gu Yuan glanced sideways, "Don't pretend to be a young man, you don't deserve this kind of style. If you're going to fart, find another pool!"

The friend said leisurely, "I'm wondering what the women's bathroom looks like, and I'm very curious!"

As soon as these words came out, Li Qiao took a deep breath and said, "I'm also a little curious. Brother Yuan, can you tell me what the women's bathroom looks like?"

Gu Yuan smiled, "Based on just a few words, do you think I know what the women's bathroom looks like?"

Li Qiao said matter-of-factly: "Because you know a lot."

Gu Yuan was silent for a while, neither of them spoke, their eyes were full of expectation, and even his breathing began to become a little heavy. Gu Yuan slowly raised his head and sighed: "I haven't been there either. I’m more fucking curious than you are!”

……

(End of this chapter)