Who can fall in love if he can cultivate immortality?

Chapter 96 Before falling in love, you must take a shower (two-in-one, please subscribe!)
Since they still had a female companion, the three of them chatted for a while and then started to take a bath. Gu Yuan picked up a piece of soap and threw it to Li Qiao who was washing his hair, asking him to wash his paws well to avoid being suffocated to death while eating.

The friend, who was rubbing his head under the shower head, turned his head and said, "Lao Gu, help me rub my back later."

"Don't do it!"

Gu Yuan refused unceremoniously.

At this time, Li Qiao stretched his head over and said, "We will rub each other later."

"it is good."

The friend found a seat and sat down, and then began to encourage Li Qiao.

Li Qiao watched Gu Yuan soaking in the pool and refused to move, and shouted loudly: "Brother Yuan, are you hiding in the pool to shit? Come out and take a bath quickly, you are covered with dust."

"roll!"

Gu Yuan was too lazy to offend him.

A cleansing spell is all it takes.

Cultivators have transcended mortals. Eating whole grains, bathing and washing are nothing more than habits left over from two lives.

Empty bathhouse, steaming mist, mermaid fountain.

In an open and sealed environment, once there are many people, it will be quite lively.

but.

The fewer people there are, the quieter it seems.

"Tick!" "Tick!"

There are droplets of water vapor condensing on the ceiling of the bathroom, which are constantly dripping down and hitting the pools, making a crisp sound and even causing an echo.

"Di!"

At this moment, a drop of water fell in front of Gu Yuan. The moment he was about to fall into the water, Gu Yuan instinctively flicked his finger and hit the drop of water with perfect accuracy.

"Whoa!"

Water droplets flew out along the water surface, just like a sharp arrow passing through the water in the movie, cutting the water surface in an instant.

The water droplets dissipated at the end of the pool as their true energy was exhausted.

The water surface that was cut gradually recovered.

"Fuck!"

There was a cry.

Gu Yuan turned around and saw an older brother sitting by the pool with a cigarette in his mouth, a fat head and big ears, wearing a big gold chain, and a tattoo of a dragon crossing the river on his shoulder. He was watching in stunned silence as it gradually calmed down. The water coming down.

"Lao Gu, let's go!"

At this time, the shouts of friends came from the distance.

It turned out that these two people had already washed themselves.

"coming!"

Gu Yuan pretended that nothing happened and climbed out of the pool.

Then a group of three people walked out of the bathroom talking and laughing.

"Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng!"

After a while, a young man came over and waved his hand in front of the man's dull eyes.

"Fuck, I just saw a ghost." The man who came back to his senses suddenly jumped up, pointed at the pool, imitated Gu Yuan, and flicked his fingers, "There was a little kid just now. He flicked his hand and The water parted... like this, that's it! I was f*cking scared!"

"Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, you're trapped!"

The young man said lightly.

"It's a nightmare..."

"hold head high!"

The man patted his head, was silent for a moment, and suddenly sighed: "I've been so tired lately that I can be trapped even in broad daylight. I'll go back and find a master to figure it out."

The young man shook his head, smiled crookedly, and said: "Brother Cheng, those masters are all fake and useless! I heard that there is an old sacred tree on the outskirts of the city. Many people say it is strange after worshiping it. After taking a bath, Then we go to pay homage to the old sacred tree.”

……

"What a disappointment. I didn't expect that I wouldn't be able to go to the third floor." The friend sighed.

When the three of them took the elevator up, Gu Yuan suddenly said, "Do you want to go to the third floor?"

As a result, of course, I couldn’t go.

The cards in the hands were divided into men and women. The man's hand couldn't open the elevator on the third floor at all. There was no response after pressing it for a long time, so a group of disappointed boys were sent directly to the fourth floor.

"Why so many people?"

As soon as the elevator opened, Li Qiao was startled.

On the second floor, he and his friends agreed that the Dragon Palace would close down tomorrow, but when they arrived on the fourth floor, they found that there were more people than expected.

This puzzled the two of them.

"People who come to the Dragon Palace do not necessarily come to take a bath." Gu Yuan said with a smile.

The two little virgins didn’t understand.

But Gu Yuan knows that many things cannot be viewed through expression.

Just like Haidilao, although the taste is average, people still flock to it because most people go there for the service.It's like a hair washing room. Although they don't wash their hair, there are still many people who insist on going in to wash their hair.

"I didn't see them."

Friends were struggling to find Ye Wenjun and Yu Xuemin in the crowd.Because everyone is wearing the clothes provided in the bathroom, there is almost no big difference at first glance.

"Women are slow to take baths. It's not just us, everyone else is like this," Gu Yuan said.

"How do you know? You must have guessed!" Li Qiao didn't believe it.

Gu Yuanxin said, this is still fucking guessing, "Look around, most of the people waiting at the tables are men, and they are all staring at the elevator. They are not waiting for women, are they still waiting? Can you wait any longer for a man?”

The two looked at the words.

Sure enough, all the men in the scene were as Gu Yuan said.Some people still have moisture on their bodies, probably just after taking a shower.Some of them were as dry as if they had just walked out of the desert. They had obviously been waiting for more than half an hour.

There was another person lying on the table snoring. No one knew how long he had been waiting.

These men are almost like wives.

As for whether it is his wife who is waiting for him, I don't know.

"Then what should we do?" asked the friend.

"Save someone to occupy a seat first, in case there is no place to sit when people come. I guess it is still early after dinner, and we can do some activities on the fourth floor in the remaining time. I will go take a look around and familiarize myself with the place."

After Gu Yuan finished speaking, he left.

He had been to Dragon Palace twice in his previous life, but both times were with blind dates.

Ah!
It’s Hu Xiaofeng.That day he was dragged on a blind date by Lao Gu, and then the adults from the two families secretly left, leaving only him and Hu Xiaofeng.He enthusiastically invited the other party to eat hot pot in Dai Mei. After eating, the other party complained that his body smelled of hot pot, and then Hu Xiaofeng suggested taking a shower.

At that time, Gu Yuan was extremely excited. He thought, am I so charming?

Do you have to take a mandarin duck bath when you first meet?
As a result, he was taken to the Dragon Palace.

When they came home and talked about it, Lao Gu and Ms. Yuan Xin happily praised him and said that he had finally grown up.

At that time, he didn't understand why, thinking that I was already in my 20s and had grown up long ago.

However, according to the timeline, that was four years later. He didn't know if the facilities inside had changed. He had to get familiar with them in advance.

As soon as Li Qiao saw Gu Yuan leaving, he quickly lifted his legs and left, "I heard there is a place here where you can get online. I'll log on to QQ first and see if Lu Xueyuan has left me a message. You go and take a seat first and wait for me. After we finish chatting, I’ll switch to you.”

The friend originally planned to go online, but he didn't expect Li Qiao to move faster, so he could only urge him, "Then you have to hurry up, I'm also very anxious."

Li Qiao walked around and found a small room with about a dozen computers.

At this time, there happened to be a DOTE player who was blocked in the spring and killed randomly. He got off the plane with a lot of curses.Li Qiao hurriedly squeezed in, logged into QQ with great interest, and clicked on the group marked 'wife', only to see a gray profile picture.

Sighing, he turned around and came back.

Seeing this, my friend also ran to QQ and came back soon.

"How is it?" Li Qiao asked.

"She's not online either." The friend sighed.

The two stared at each other silently.

Then looking at Gu Yuan who was walking around and chatting with everyone, his eyes were full of envy. When would they be as cool as Gu Yuan?When they thought of the gray avatars on their respective QQ accounts, they both sighed in unison.

"By the way, is he in love with Ye Wenjun?" Li Qiao winked at Gu Yuan in the distance, and then pressed his two thumbs together.

"No." The friend shook his head, and then added, "I asked, but he refused to admit it."

"why?"

"do not know."

The two looked at each other. The way these two got along, anyone with eyes could tell that they were in love, but the person involved did not admit it.

Li Qiao thought about it for a while, then muttered: "I really can't figure out what's so good about Ye Wenjun, and why Gu Yuan fell in love with her. She's average-looking and dressed in a tacky way."

Friends think this is wrong.

"I think Ye Wenjun is quite gentle and has a soft temper. Every time he and Lao Gu have dinner, he will take the initiative to prepare the rice for Lao Gu and wait for him to come before eating. I also like girls with gentle personalities. I think Lu Xueyuan is too arrogant and has a fierce temper."

"But Lu Xueyuan is beautiful!"

"So what if she's beautiful? You haven't caught up with her yet?"

This sentence directly made Li Qiaoqian shut up, but he was still defending himself, "Such a woman is equivalent to a fierce horse. Only when you surrender her can you feel a sense of accomplishment. This is what a real man should do." !”

He played with the cards in his hand and said a little unconvinced: "I have been chatting with her for several months. Maybe she already has a place for me in her heart. And last time we talked about whether we wanted to have a daughter or a son in the future."

When the friend heard this, he immediately became interested, "What a coincidence, we also talked about this topic a few days ago. Can you tell me how you continued the conversation?"

The friends were very curious.

Because when we talked about this topic, we were about to check out and get off the plane, so we had no choice but to interrupt the conversation.He originally planned to continue this topic next time, but the other party never mentioned it, so he didn't have the nerve to bring it up.

Li Qiao raised his eyebrows.

In fact, last time he suddenly got up and asked, "Do you like a daughter or a son?"But the other party didn't reply for a long time, and waited for a while before telling him that it was time to check out and get off the plane.

At first he felt a little regretful.

But it was only when I went to bed at night that I realized that I must have been reckless: the topic moved too fast, and the other party was a little embarrassed.

So he didn't continue the topic.

However, how can I tell this matter to my friend? He sneered and said: "How can we, a young couple, talk to you about such a private matter?"

Just as his friend was about to scold him for being stingy, he heard a 'ding' sound.

Almost coincidentally.

The lone men in the lobby on the fourth floor all looked towards the elevator.I saw the elevator open, and a group of women wearing yellow jackets, calf-length trousers, and their hair hanging down, as if they were carved from the same mold, came chirping in.

When the men saw their female companions, they all excitedly greeted her.

Those who haven't seen it can only continue to wait.

"That's when I realized that there weren't that many beauties." The friend looked at the group of women coming out and couldn't help but said.

Li Qiao was curious, "Why do you say that?"

The friend secretly pointed at a woman in her thirties who had a mole on the corner of her mouth, and whispered: "We didn't meet her in the lobby just now. She was still wearing makeup at the time and had very exaggerated round earrings on her ears. !”

Li Qiao suddenly remembered it, because the other party had a very unique perfume smell, so he took a sneak peek at it.

But he didn't expect that after the other party took a shower, he seemed to be a different person. If it weren't for the mole on the corner of his mouth, he almost wouldn't have recognized him.

There is no such thing as the 'Four Great Evil Arts in Southeast Asia' these days, and Gu Yuan didn't hear what these two guys were talking about, otherwise he would have had to enlighten these two little virgins who knew nothing:

You can never clearly understand a woman without taking off her clothes.

The eyebrows are tattooed, the corners of the eyes are opened, the nose is padded, the breasts are squeezed out of sponge, and the buttocks are stretched out...

There are also some who are completely covered with Hextron technology and are simply artificial humans.

It’s unclear, and even the gender might be fake!
"Before you fall in love in the future, you must take a shower first. Otherwise, if you don't take a shower, you won't know what the other person is really like." The friend muttered.

"That's right, they also say that hibiscus comes out of clear water, which naturally removes carvings. This bath water is even more powerful than makeup remover!" Li Qiao also reacted after hearing what his friend said, shook his head and added, "However, after Lu Xueyuan took a bath, She will definitely look so beautiful in the future!”

"You haven't seen it again!"

My friend instinctively wanted to refute, saying that Zhang Qianfen was not bad either.

but.

He knew that Zhang Qianfen was indeed inferior to Lu Xueyuan, so he could only sigh, "In the entire No. [-] Middle School, the only one who can compare with Lu Xueyuan is Chen Jianjia. There are only two girls of that level in one school. It’s already extremely rare, how could there be a third one?”

Li Qiao agreed.

At the same time, he also secretly guessed that maybe Gu Yuan knew that he could not catch up with Lu Xueyuan, so he retreated and turned to chase Ye Wenjun, who had a lower difficulty.

What a wise decision!
The people in the elevator finally came out one after another, and as the crowd dispersed, the figures of Yu Xuemin and Ye Wenjun were also revealed.Although Yu Xuemin also wears his hair, his iconic gesture of holding up his glasses is still easy to recognize.

Ye Wenjun was hiding behind her, holding Yu Xuemin's hand with both hands. Half of his body was blocked by Yu Xuemin, and he was looking around timidly, not knowing what he was looking for.

At this time, Gu Yuan, who had walked around the fourth floor, also came back, found the two of them, and waved:
"here!"

Hearing the voice, Ye Wenjun turned his head in surprise.

The friend happened to be facing the elevator, and his eyes suddenly widened: "Fuck!"

"What did you see?" Li Qiao was still thinking at this moment. It won't be long before Lu Xueyuan, one of the two most beautiful girls in No. [-] Middle School, will eventually bow to his jeans. How majestic he will be then.

Seeing the expression on his friend's face, he looked back in surprise and was also startled:
"Fuck!"

……

(End of this chapter)