Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 25 Of course doctors can tell jokes and sing songs
The mean aunt had lost her mind and was struggling as if she was really going to be killed. Her yelling sounds seemed to reach the seaside.

Su Qing looked at Wang Jiajia behind Gu Ran: "Ding'an, unconscious."

Wang Jiajia quickly took out the diazepam injection and walked towards the mean aunt.

"Killer! Help!"

Chen Ke turned around and closed the door.

Soon, the mean aunt fell asleep.

"The patient is uncooperative." Gu Ran looked at the mean aunt who slept there, observing her sleeping posture, expression, nails, etc.

Su Qing said: "At noon, afternoon, evening, and every morning, we collect medical history at multiple time points to see if there are changes in the patient's condition;

"In addition, when she is conscious, confirm with her whether it is possible to interview people familiar with the condition and collect information."

Gu Ran and Chen Ke nodded.

Su Qing took another look, turned and left.

Before leaving, Chen Ke said to the nurses: "If the patient wakes up and asks to see the doctor, notify us immediately; if her mood is stable, inform us as well."

"Understood!" the three nurses responded.

Gu Ran walked at the end and whispered to Wang Jiajia, who was quickly attached to him: "Nurse Wang, the patient is still fussy when he wakes up, give him another intravenous injection of 10 mg of Diazepam."

"Okay, Doctor Gu~" Wang Jiajia replied with a smile.

Su Qing, who was walking at the front, whispered to Chen Ke beside her: "Okay, Doctor Gu~"

Chen Ke made a fist with his right hand and pressed it against his lips that kept curling up.

"Will you fire her?" Chen Ke also asked in a low voice.

"Why should we fire her? With her here, Gu Ran, who enjoys being liked by others, must be very happy when working. He is happy and so am I."

"what?"

"When you are happy at work, I am happy too."

"By the way," Chen Ke remembered an interesting thing, "Shouldn't I get up early now and chat with Teacher Zhuang Jing? I met Gu Ran today and he suddenly asked me if there was anything worth liking about him. He also asked me Is he handsome?"

"Office harassment?"

"No!" Chen Ke said with a smile, "He specifically emphasized that he didn't have any bad thoughts about me. The relationship between men and women made me so angry, so I said at that time, I don't think there is anything worth liking about you. I can only say it’s okay.”

Su Qing was thoughtful.

Then she suddenly laughed and nodded twice, as if she understood something.

"Why did he suddenly ask me such a question?" Chen Ke was curious.

"Maybe I miss a woman." Su Qing said casually.

Chen Ke looked at Su Qing, who nodded and confirmed the answer again.

"What are you talking about?" Gu Ran didn't chase them, but he walked quickly and the two chatted while walking, so he caught up with them in a few steps.

"Illness." Su Qing didn't need to act at all.

"What did you find?" Gu Ran asked.

"I won't tell you." Su Qing laughed.

"Ok?"

"Yes." Chen Ke nodded, "You already have 101. I can't let you be responsible for the second patient. This is my little competitive spirit."

Gu Ran doubted: "Are you really talking about the condition? You two don't seem to be doing this kind of thing for personal achievements that is not conducive to the treatment of patients."

Su Qing said to Chen Ke: "I didn't raise him in vain."

"Yeah, it was so hard to poop and pee back then." Chen Ke nodded, with an expression recalling Gu Ran's childhood.

Gu Ran was curious: "Why are you only pooping and peeing, but not breastfeeding? You two look like you have enough milk."

"Go to hell!" The two beautiful girls cursed at the same time.

What he said this time was a bit too much, like harassment, but Gu Ran didn't feel any guilt at all. It was these two people who eliminated him first.

Shit and pee, wait until he is too old to take care of himself, then wait for him!
The three of them went to other wards.

Including {Jinghai}, many places where mental patients are treated have strict regulations on how often doctors should check on the wards and how many hours nurses should patrol.

{Jinghai} It's easy. After all, it's more like a research institute than a hospital, but there are also requirements for ward rounds three times every day, early morning, morning, and afternoon.

If on duty, there will be a ward round and patrol in the evening.

First up is Zhao Wenjie, the 101 internal strength master. He is doing Tai Chi in the ward, with a calm posture and a nonchalant attitude.

"How much do you remember, Lao Zhao?" Gu Ran asked.

"Remember everything." Zhao Wenjie replied.

"That means you haven't gotten started yet."

"It's difficult." Zhao Wenjie withdrew with a sigh.

In Tai Chi, emphasis is placed on the intention rather than the moves. Gu Ran has also recently begun to study martial arts.

"What are you talking about?" Chen Ke was confused.

"Just don't understand." Gu Ran held a grudge and didn't want to answer her.

"Mortals can't understand the things of internal masters." Zhao Wenjie replied.

Chen Ke is undoubtedly a beauty, and her mature temperament makes people's hearts beat. Therefore, a male nurse said:

"In Jet Li's version of "Heaven and Dragon Sword", Jet Li learned Tai Chi from Sammo Hung. Sammo Hung asked him how much he remembered. Jet Li said he had even forgotten his father's last name, and Sammo Hung said he had learned it."

Chen Ke suddenly realized.

Su Qing looked at Gu Ran, with a hint of contempt in her tone: "Are you a master of the family, or are you acting like a master of the family?"

"Jin Yong is also a master of internal affairs, otherwise he wouldn't be able to write such true things." Zhao Wenjie replied.

"The movie was shot by Wang Jing, and this dialogue is not in the original work." The male nurse added.

"Wang Jing is also a master of the family." Gu Ran said calmly.

Not to mention the others, even Zhao Wenjie stared at him for a while, and then nodded to everyone: "Yes, Wang Jing is also a master of the internal family. He makes various movies, just practicing martial arts and looking for moves. In fact, Jet Li is also a domestic master. A master, he is dedicated to learning martial arts, he has prayed to Buddha, and he has been deceived by some qigong master."

Gu Ran said: "The condition seems to be getting worse."

"Doctor Gu, you betrayed me!" Zhao Wenjie's eyes widened in confusion.

"Are you acting too?" Gu Ran was surprised.

"Nonsense!" Zhao Wenjie was a little angry, "I've never met Jin Yong, Wang Jing, or Jet Li, how do I know if they are masters of the industry?"

After speaking, he added: "People who practice martial arts are all geniuses, and I think there is a high probability that they are not."

"Give me a serious answer!" Su Qing said, "If you talk nonsense again, your activity time will be cancelled."

As a master of the family, Zhao Wenjie was able to bend and stretch. He immediately answered whatever Su Qing asked, as if he was registering the bank account number for his salary card, for fear that the other party would make a mistake.

After leaving 101, Su Qing said to Gu Ran: "The patient is confused, are you confused too?"

"How can I be stupid?"

"You've been confused since morning."

Gu Ran was about to speak but stopped.

Zhao Wenjie poked his head in the back to watch the excitement.

It doesn't bother him to be called confused. In his world view, the more confused others say he is, the more normal he is and the stronger his inner strength is.

He was very pleased to hear this conversation. Gu Ran's mind was starting to get confused in the eyes of normal people, which proved that he was about to get started.

He followed the doctors and entered 102 - patients can communicate with each other as long as the doctors give permission.

102 is Liu Xiaoting, the former Malatang shop owner who was about to get married but was diagnosed with cancer and suffered from depression.

After entering the door, Chen Ke smiled and said: "Xiaoting, are you happy? The time has been determined. The day for group therapy is next Monday."

"Great!" Liu Xiaoting put down her brush.

She stood up and faced everyone.

"By the way, Akko," she asked, "I recently read some books about depression, hoping that I could go out happily, but the book said that for patients with depression, the treatment policy is not to make the other person happy. Arise, but be at peace.”

Chen Ke's smile froze for a moment.

To use a sentence from "The Disqualification of the World" that is widely circulated on the Internet, "If you can avoid violent joy, there will naturally be no sadness." After experiencing extreme happiness, patients with depression will instantly realize Extremely desperate.

Extreme joy gives rise to sorrow, 'ecstasy and despair' are the relationship between 'the sun and the day'.

"I understand," Liu Xiaoting pursed her lips and smiled, "I have terminal cancer, so I can be happy for a while."

Cancer can be cured, but the price is so high that Liu Xiaoting’s family cannot afford it.

Compared with the new drugs that have just been developed, {Jinghai}'s hospitalization and treatment expenses are completely a drop in the ocean.

In fact, it’s nothing. Whether it’s depression or lack of money for medical treatment, such things happen all the time.

There are many more families who are not seriously ill. If they are unlucky and contract a disease that is expensive to treat, they can only watch their family members die because they have no money.

However, Liu Xiaoting was beside them and in front of them.

"That's right, so I want you to do a favor," Su Qing changed the subject. "Let's prepare for this outdoor group therapy together and make it an event that you like and that everyone will remember. Are you willing?" "I Is that okay?" Liu Xiaoting said hesitantly.

"With your experience in opening Malatang, you are better than us anyway." Gu Ran said.

"Actually, I would rather open a flower shop. If I have a next life, I really want to open a flower shop."

"How about arranging it into a sea of ​​flowers?" Chen Ke changed the subject again, "Hold this event in a sea of ​​flowers?"

"It would be nice if the funeral was held in a sea of ​​flowers. I used to watch TV series and see characters die in a sea of ​​flowers. I always thought it was beautiful."

"Ah!" Gu Ran said as if he suddenly remembered, "Liu Yifei's version of Xiao Longnv and Huang Xiaoming are the ones who practice the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" in the sea of ​​flowers?"

Everyone: "."

Pretty rigid topic-changing skills.

Liu Xiaoting looked at him: "Dr. Gu, tell me a joke."

Gu Ran slowly looked at Su Qing and Chen Ke - why is it me again!
Come on - the look between the two is simple and easy to understand.

Chen Ke's eyes were pure, but Su Qing's eyes definitely had the element of watching the excitement.

Under the spotlight, Gu Ran could only force himself.

He said slowly: "A foreigner, a foreigner who studies Chinese, knows that 'convenient' means 'convenience' in China, which is an implicit way of saying 'going to the toilet'.

"One day, she invited her friends to play at home. The friend said, 'Is it convenient for you? I will go if it is convenient for you.'"

The situation at that time, according to Gu Ran's observation, was as follows -

Everyone looked at each other to see which idiot would laugh at such a stupid joke.

Of course no one laughed.

Gu Ran decided to try again.

"Auntie went for a walk in the square in the morning and saw an old man writing big characters on the ground with a sponge pen. She couldn't help but get closer and take a look.

"The old man glanced at the aunt, picked up the pen and wrote the word "Go away".

"Auntie thought to herself: Is it okay to take a look?

"The old man looked at the aunt again and wrote "Go away" again.

"Auntie couldn't bear it any longer, so she went up and kicked the old man to the ground!
"The police came and asked what happened?
"The old man said aggrievedly: 'I just wanted to write a sentence 'The rolling waters of the Yangtze River pass eastward'. As soon as I wrote the first two words, I was kicked down by this lunatic.'"

A few people laughed softly.

Even Amelia Su pursed her lips slightly, extremely beautiful.

Liu Xiaoting was as strict as a referee, shaking her head and saying: "Plagiarism."

For the first time, Gu Ran knew what it meant to be "like an arrow stuck in the heart".

His expression must have been wonderful, because everyone laughed, much happier than Gu Ran's two jokes.

Gu Ran was a little unwilling to admit defeat and decided to plagiarize another joke.

He said: "A man had a toothache and went to see a doctor. The doctor said that his teeth were a little worn and asked him if he grinded his teeth at night.
“That person said he didn’t know, how could he know if he was grinding his teeth while sleeping.

"The doctor said: Oh, I'm single."

"Doctor Gu," Liu Xiaoting said very, very seriously, "If that doesn't work, just sing a song for me. Ake said you sing very well."

"Hahahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter.

Gu Ran raised his right index finger: "Pause, wait, wait until I come to you tomorrow, and if you don't make you laugh, I will sing to you!"

"I've seen all the jokes on the Internet," Liu Xiaoting said.

Gu Ran was stunned for a moment, put down his index finger, put his hands in his pockets and said, "Xiaoting, our relationship is between patient and doctor. I am the doctor, not Guo Degang and Yu Qian."

Liu Xiaoting sobbed: "I really want to watch Xiao Yueyue's cross talk again, ugh~"

"Don't cry, don't cry! It's not good for your health!" Gu Ran said quickly, "Tomorrow, just tomorrow, I will tell you a joke!"

"No, I don't have much tomorrow. Tell me a joke every day. If I don't laugh, you will sing a song."

"every day?!"

"woooo~"

Su Qing and Chen Ke looked over. Su Qing was still watching the fun, but Chen Ke was still threatening despite being begged.

"Okay! Okay! Okay!" Gu Ran waved his hand and agreed.

Then, Liu Xiaoting walked back slowly, took off her shoes, and sat cross-legged on the bed.

She looked at Gu Ran: "Sing, Doctor Gu."

".Now?"

"Hmm~"

"Today doesn't count."

"woooo~"

It’s not a fake cry or a cute one, it’s a real cry. It’s very sad, and the tears are pouring down like they don’t cost money.

"I'll sing!" Gu Ran said flatly.

Liu Xiaoting wiped her tears: "I want to listen to "Gong Xi Fa Cai". I used to open Malatang. The first thing I did when I opened the store every morning was to listen to this song again. It was like those elderly bosses burning incense to the God of Wealth. It was very It’s ceremonial.”

After wiping away her tears and speaking, she looked at Gu Ran, waiting for his "Gong Xi Fa Cai".

A second later, Su Qing smiled and said: "Sing, everyone is waiting."

"What's the first sentence?" Gu Ran asked.

"I congratulate you on getting rich~" Liu Xiaoting's tone was so cheerful that it was hard to imagine that she was crying before.

"I congratulate you on getting rich~"

A second later, Gu Ran said: "What about the second sentence?"

"You can check your phone." Liu Xiaoting said thoughtfully.

"500 will be deducted for bringing a mobile phone during ward rounds." Gu Ran said.

Liu Xiaoting's eyes lit up: "Is it so fun? Then you sing!" She looked forward to it even more.

Gu Ran turned around, wearing a very smart white coat: "Nurse Wang, An Ding."

"Gu Ran! Come back!" Chen Ke grabbed Gu Ran's arm.

"I do not!"

"return!"

"woooo~"

Finally, Liu Xiaoting taught Gu Ran the entire song "Gong Xi Fa Cai".

After leaving 102, Liu Xiaoting did not follow her, and her painting was not finished yet.

Standing in the corridor, Su Qing said to Chen Ke: "During your ward rounds in the morning, did you tell her that Gu Ran sang well?"

"Well, I said it while chatting." Chen Ke turned his eyes to Gu Ran, "I'm really sorry."

Gu Ran pondered: "You said I sang well, and she asked me to sing. Does she want to listen to the song, or does she want me to sing to you?"

Chen Ke was stunned for a second and subconsciously said: "Empathy?"

"Basically yes." Su Qing said, "Because you cared about her, Liu Xiaoting transferred her feelings for her lover and parents to you, and wanted to do something for you before she died."

"That"

Su Qing interrupted her: "It's okay. This is one of the reasons why we admitted her. We want to see the symptoms of this kind of patient. The price is just that Gu Ran sings a song every day."

"I'll make her laugh for you tomorrow!" Gu Ran refused, "A person's point of laughter is fixed. As long as you find it, the same joke can make her laugh for ten days and a half!"

"I have a Green Diamond membership, do you want it?" Su Qing asked.

"."

Chen Ke looked at Gu Ran apologetically. Although she didn't mean it, this incident did happen because of her.

Gu Ran didn't mind: "It's just a small matter, I also want to do something for Liu Xiaoting."

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"Private Diary": Wednesday, August [-].

My mind has been confused since morning. What does this sentence mean?Or is it not interesting?
I enjoyed the Green Diamond membership for the first time. It turns out that one song lasts so long, and I feel like I can’t finish it no matter how much I listen to it. I suspect that I have started a single cycle.

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"Doctor's Diary": Liu Xiaoting's painting today shows a yacht sailing in the sea. Does this have any significance?

When I thought about her imminent death, I felt that it was meaningless.

Perhaps the reason why Teacher Zhuang Jing admitted her was not only to observe her as a patient with a special condition, but also to observe how the doctor would react to such a patient.

How should I react?
I don’t know, but I really think that singing a song for her every day is not a trouble. On the contrary, I am very happy to be able to do a little bit of what she wants me to do for her.

(End of this chapter)