Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 26 Conversation Skills with Idiots

After checking the first floor, everyone walked to the second floor.

The old tug-of-war man poked his head in front of door 201. When he saw people coming up, he waved quickly: "Come on, come on!"

The gesture was as if he was helping to block the elevator door, waiting for everyone to get in and go somewhere together.

When everyone got closer, he urged in a hurry: "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to train!"

"It's not good for your health to be soaked in water all day long." Chen Ke reminded kindly.

"You, you are not a fish, how can I know how happy a fish is!" The old tug-of-war man didn't buy it.

Gu Ran smiled and said: "This sentence is well said. First, it means that everyone has their own needs. Second, it emphasizes that everyone's physical fitness is different. Third, from the perspective of a mental patient, 201 regards himself as a fish-man, and a fish-man You can stay in the water as long as you like.”

"Well, well, you still understand me!" The old tug-of-war man nodded frequently, "Next time, next time, I will introduce my daughter-in-law to you!"

Everyone laughed.

Gu Ran nodded: "Don't we already have the material for the joke!"

Entering ward 201, the old tug-of-war man pulled Gu Ran and asked him in a low voice: "Dr. Gu, have you fallen in love with Su Qing and Chen Ke? Last time, I asked you to steal their clothes!"

"Come on, come on!" Gu Ran responded.

"When is it coming?"

"When it snows."

"That's too long!" The old tug-of-war man said anxiously, "I'd better introduce my daughter-in-law to you. I'm waiting to have my grandson! I want to take my grandson to practice tug-of-war and become the first aliens in the future!"

"Okay!" Su Qing raised her voice slightly.

The old tug-of-war man immediately stood there obediently like Zhao Wenjie, the master of the family, like a marathon volunteer, answering all questions he knew.

Gu Ran and Chen Ke are now curious about the methods Su Qing used to rule this psychiatric sanatorium before they came to {Jinghai}.

With the active cooperation of the old man in tug-of-war, 201's ward rounds ended quickly.

The old tug-of-war man took the swimming goggles and rushed out of the room quickly. While running, he took off his hospital clothes and found that he was already wearing swimming trunks!

A male nurse lamented: "If the men's football team and the LPL had such spirit, how could they be abused by Xiao Xiba!"

Looking at the national football team and the lpl, this person is either a warrior or a masochist.

Wang Jiajia whispered: "The King of Glory is the number one in e-sports!"

Then, she asked Gu Ran: "Doctor Gu~, do you usually play games?"

"Play sometimes."

After becoming an adult, Zhuang Jing bought Gu Ran a Huawei mobile phone. As a young man, he would naturally try mobile games and games that require hands in his spare time while studying.

But he didn't have time to go to the game, so he wouldn't be hurt.

Wang Jiajia was obviously excited and was ready to play games with Gu Ran when she was free!

She was so excited that she almost asked Gu Ran what games he usually played. Fortunately, his professionalism and Su Qing's sense of presence allowed her to hold back her excitement.

202 is the real estate aunt.

Her room was the most luxurious.

Of course, the space is the same in all rooms, but the furniture is different. In the real estate aunt's ward, there are complete sofas, TVs, refrigerators, and the windowsills are full of flowers.

There's even a row of bookshelves.

If it is a ward on the first floor, these are not allowed, but they are on the second floor.

While Chen Ke was doing his rounds, Gu Ran looked at the bookshelf.

On the bookshelf, most of them are books about psychiatrists, in addition to "Is it true that the memory of a fish is only seven seconds?", "You ate it", "You may not know, bananas cannot cure constipation", "My Real Estate Miracle: This is the Right Way to Build a Building" (this was written by the real estate aunt herself. It is said that sales volume is equal to the number of employees).

Except for "My Real Estate Miracle: This is the Right Way to Build a Building", it can be seen from the types of other books that real estate aunts are also checking Moments in a sense.

But compared to the old people who often forwarded "Warning! These five commonly eaten foods cause cancer!", what she read was popular science knowledge that had outrageous names but was actually very serious.

After checking the house, the real estate aunt grabbed Gu Ran's hand and said sincerely: "Xiao Gu, come to aunt if you can't bear the hardship. Don't be embarrassed, you know?"

"Yes, yes." Gu Ran withdrew his hand with difficulty.

Whenever this happens, Su Qing and Chen Ke laugh happily.

203 was originally empty, but now lives with a mean aunt, and it is still in "settlement".

Everyone went up to the third floor.

301 means "discharge soon". The postoperative recovery is very good and he will be discharged from the hospital soon.

302 is a phantom writer.

His room was also full of books, so many that they spilled onto the floor.

As soon as everyone entered, he said to Gu Ran: "Dr. Gu, I'm sorry. You gave me opinions on my new book, but I caused you to be punished."

Gu Ran's word 'it's okay' has already rolled onto his tongue.

But the fantasy writer turned around and said to Su Qing: "Doctor Su, Miss Su, I have reflected on my mistakes and admitted my mistake. Just reinstate my qualifications for outdoor group therapy. If everyone goes, I won't go. It will affect unity!" "

"It's just for the sake of unity that I won't let you go." Su Qing said calmly.

"Doctor Su, please think about it again!" The fantasy writer was obviously anxious, "In the new book, I wrote you as the top undercover agent of the empire, and you even prostituted a handsome human guy like Gu Ran for free!"

"Should I say thank you?" Su Qing's voice was obviously cold.

"Thank you for your kindness, just restore my qualifications."

Everyone was amused.

Su Qing also smiled. Naturally, she would not care about mental illness. Moreover, as a psychotherapist, the most important point in mentality is——

Mental patients are not just looking for trouble, nor are they complaining without illness. This is a disease, and the sick brain is sending wrong instructions to the patient.

This is also the reason why mentally ill patients do not break the law.

"The time for outdoor group therapy is next Monday. If you behave well during this period."

"Absolutely good!" The fantasy writer immediately said, "If you ask me to go east, I will go east. If you ask me west, I will never go north!"

Su Qing continued as if she hadn't heard anything: "If you perform well, I will consider it."

"Consider?!" This answer obviously does not satisfy the fantasy writer.

He was anxiously thinking of a solution when he suddenly saw Gu Ran.

"Doctor Gu, please help me! I'll increase the number of pornographic clips to 5 for you!" He spread his fingers, and his skin was tightly stretched.

It seems that these five festivals are real and absolutely hot five festivals, rather than just smoke and mirrors and specious five festivals.

"It's not that I won't help you, it doesn't matter what I say." Gu Ran showed a helpless expression.

The fantasy writer hurriedly said: "Su Qing has the final say! As long as you blow the pillow, she can agree or not!"

"She and I don't sleep on the same pillow, how can we blow?"

"Aren't you secretly living together?" The fantasy writer's face turned red, feeling angry at Gu Ran's deception and evasion.

If the old man in tug-of-war were there, he would definitely shout: I'm sick!He's sick!

Male and female nurses gathered around without leaving a trace.

Gu Ran said: "You don't know, Su Qing has a dog that sheds so much hair. Have you ever seen the special effects of angels appearing in TV series and movies? It just sheds more hair than the special effect feathers. Because of this, I Broke up with her."

Su Qing glanced at him.

Although Su Xiaoqing is her daughter, she still strongly agrees with Gu Ran's statement.

"Breaking up? Just because of a dog? Breaking up with a beauty like Su Qing? Are you fucking sick?"

"Yes," Gu Ran spread his hands, "I'm allergic to dog hair."

The fantasy writer was stunned for a moment: "What should I do? How about I change the heroine to Zhuang Jing?"

The entire 302 fell silent.

Gu Ran wanted to beat up the fantasy writer.

However, for patients with cognitive confusion, directly exposing the facts and allowing them to recognize the truth will only worsen the situation.

Sometimes, it has to be addressed tactfully.

The so-called euphemism is: to ensure that you are consistent with the patient's thoughts, it is best to use the patient's own vocabulary - the patient says: "The Trisolaran fleet is on the way," and you say "Natural Selection, advance four."

Regardless of whether it was Su Qing or Gu Ran, they had followed the topics of insider masters, old tug-of-wars, and phantom writers. For this reason, they could not reveal the truth at this time.

Of course, violence cannot be used.

Using violence against patients is not as simple as deducting 500 and writing a self-criticism.

But Gu Ran didn't want to involve 'Zhuang Jing' either.

He changed the subject and asked curiously: "Is there any reason why you want to go so much?"

"I told you, it affects unity."

Gu Ran pulled him and walked to the balcony. The sun was shining brightly outside the window, the sky was blue without any color, and the sea in the distance was calm.

Everything is like a painting framed by windows.

"You tell me alone," Gu Ran whispered, "I won't tell others. You know, as a psychotherapist, keeping secrets for patients is the most basic thing."

The fantasy writer glanced back to make sure that Su Qing and others couldn't hear, and then quietly said to Gu Ran: "I got the news that the marshal will participate in this outdoor group therapy, I must go!"

Gu Ran looked at the other party seriously.The fantasy writer nodded seriously.

"I understand." Gu Ran said, "Behave well and I will help you get qualified. As a condition, the pornographic scenes between Su Qing and I will be increased to 8 episodes."

The fantasy writer reaches out.

Gu Ran also stretched out his hand.

The two shook hands vigorously in front of the window.

After leaving 302, Gu Ran said: "The phantom writer's condition has worsened, or in other words, this is his real illness - every time he writes a book, he will be completely immersed in it and regard himself as a character in the book."

"What about the phantom smell before?" Chen Ke was puzzled.

She suddenly realized: "No wonder his medical records are very simple, and they are basically self-reports."

Su Qing was not surprised: "My mother will take him in, so he must not be as simple as a phantom smell. She didn't point it out. She was obviously waiting for him to reveal his problem, or for us to discover his problem."

Chen Ke's heart was heavy, his beautiful and fair face showed a thoughtful look, and he felt that things were getting complicated.

The phantom writer who originally thought he could be discharged from the hospital at any time turned out to be a serious mental patient.

"For such a big discovery, I think I can add one point!" Gu Ran said.

Chen Ke raised his head and looked at Gu Ran, and found that he did not feel heavy or embarrassed at all because of the change in the patient's condition. Instead, he was eager to try?

Gu Ran saw her doubts at a glance and explained with an excited smile:

"Compared with 'doctor', I actually prefer the identity of 'detective'. I will never miss any suspicious points, find out the 'flaws' of the patient, and bring the 'criminal' to justice!"

"Don't get involved too deeply, or you may get sick." Su Qing reminded.

"You mean well, right?"

"Of course not, why do you think so?"

'I'm impatient. 'Looking at the two people with relaxed expressions, Chen Ke said to himself, 'I have forgotten that ordinary psychological treatment is a long process. '

'Don't be impatient. The best way to relieve stress is to take action. Focusing on consultation and treatment one at a time is what I should consider. '

She gave herself psychological counseling.

Chen Ke didn't envy Su Qing and Gu Ran's mentality either.

The two of them were certainly powerful, but she thought her sensitive but self-correcting ability was equally amazing - part of this view was self-medication, and part of it was genuine.

Finally, Su Qing said: "We will discuss the situation of 302 at the meeting tomorrow morning. Who will be responsible will be decided then."

"Okay." The two replied.

After the ward check, there is nothing to do. You can read the medical records and "Doctor's Diary", or wander around the ward to pay attention to the patient's condition at any time.

You can also play small games, such as Ludo, Jenga, playing cards, etc. - you must play with the patient.

Absolutely no cell phone use, except during lunch break.

Su Qing had to deal with outdoor group therapy and drove out.

Chen Ke stayed in the housing area, playing games with the patients and observing their conditions.

With such a God-given opportunity, Gu Ran decisively returned to the office and took the time to write a [-]-word review.

Writing a review during work hours is like writing homework secretly during school hours. It doesn't feel hard at all, but gives you the illusion of earning.

But when he walked into the second team's office, there was someone inside.

He Qingyan is here.

Yesterday she wore a black dress, and today she wore a black short-sleeved cheongsam, with her hair tied up, looking delicate, charming, charming and elegant.

She was sitting in Su Qing's seat, reading the book "Conversation Techniques with Idiots", when she heard the voice and raised her eyes to glance at Gu Ran.

At that glance, she looked like a real noble lady from the Republic of China.

He Qingyan, as her name suggests, has a charming face, a delicate and cold face, wearing a cheongsam, elegance and charm are perfectly coordinated in her body.

"Wait a minute!" He Qingyan's voice sounded like she was singing.

She licked her fingers lightly - this action was quite seductive on her part, and quickly turned the pages of "Conversation Techniques with Idiots".

Then, she paused on a certain page, glanced at it, and said to Gu Ran in a scriptural tone: "Hello?"

Gu Ran looked at her and said nothing.

"Huh?" In the office, He Qingyan looked a little confused, "Is my tone wrong? Or is this book useless?"

Her voice and words were confused, but her expression was clearly smiling.

"Sorry, I just wanted to joke with my new colleague." He Qingyan put down the book and folded her hands on her chest.

When she held her hands in front of her chest, this part suddenly stood out from her fascinating body - the cheongsam was held up by her breasts in an amazing arc!

Gu Ran didn't say anything, just walked in, sat down in his seat, and started writing a review.

There was a feeling of being lightly poked by a pen on my shoulder.

"Hey."

Gu Ran ignored her.

He Qingyan said behind him: "I found a problem for you."

Gu Ran still didn't speak.

"You are very rude." He Qingyan's voice was slightly dissatisfied, sounding like a lovely woman acting coquettishly in her arms.

"What's the problem?" Gu Ran kept his hands on the keyboard, typing quickly.

"You're handsome."

Gu Ran didn't speak, but took his hands off the keyboard.

He turned around and saw He Qingyan's right hand resting on the table, her wrist supporting her face, and her fingertips playing with the pen.

"Do you really think I'm handsome?" Gu Ran asked.

"Tell me first, do you think I look good?" He Qingyan asked.

Gu Ran looked her over, and He Qingyan blinked her right eye.

"It looks good." Gu Ran said.

"How beautiful?"

"Ye Yan."

"Yeyan?"

"Zheng Huangu's poem, 'Beauty brings out gods, and your singing is better than the orchestra'. You look like a god, and your voice is as beautiful as singing."

He Qingyan suddenly smiled, as bright as a rose.

"You are good at talking." She was very satisfied.

"Okay, do you think I'm handsome?" Gu Ran asked.

"Um--"

"What's wrong?" Gu Ran leaned forward slightly.

"You thought of a suitable word for me, and I think I have to think of a suitable word to give back to you, so that I can be polite - you wait for me to think about it first."

"Don't think about it, handsome or not?" Gu Ran just wanted to know the answer.

"No~" He Qingyan shook her head gently, "I have to find a word to describe you that is as 'Ye Yan' as it is to me. Before I think of it, I will not answer the question 'Are you handsome or not?'"

".Are you kidding me?"

He Qingyan was stunned for a moment and said, "Wait a minute."

Then, she picked up "Conversation Techniques with Idiots", licked her fingertips, and started reading it carefully. At the same time, she murmured to herself: "This kind of reaction is not written in the book. Isn't he an idiot?"

"." Gu Ran turned around and continued to tap the keyboard quickly and violently.

He Qingyan's proud laughter came from behind.

"Who told you to ignore me in the first place, humph~ little idiot!"

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"Private Diary": Wednesday, August [-].

He Qingyan, no matter how good-looking she is, she is hated by others.

But I shouldn't hate her. Hate can be converted into equal or even multiple amounts of love.

P.S.:

Gu Ran, Gu Ran, don’t you know whether you are handsome or not?Why do we need female approval?Are you afraid of being called 'ordinary and confident'?

Analysis: In the final analysis, my heart is still shaken. Assuming that I don’t think about who I want to be with, does it matter whether I am handsome or not?

From tomorrow on, abstain from all beauty!
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"Medical Diary": 302's phantom writer shows real symptoms.

Pessoa has a collection of poems called "My Heart is Slightly Bigger than the Whole Universe." This is the poet's romance, but when I face mental patients, I sincerely feel that the human heart is complicated and really is slightly bigger than the whole universe.

(End of this chapter)