Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 363 Xie Xiya's First Consultation

Gu Ran woke up, and the scene of the girl in underwear playing on the beach was still in front of him.

The strong sunlight seemed to still be overhead.

While brushing his teeth and washing up, he was wondering whether Xie Xiya was the only one who came to the island last night, or was he so immersed in the game with the beautiful girl that he didn't notice?

Beauty can harm people.

Gu Ran washed his face with cold water and looked at himself in the mirror.

Starting tonight, let’s build the house seriously!
Thirty minutes later, after swimming was over, Yan Hanxiang walked towards the spa room: "Gu Ran, come and give me a massage."

"coming!"

The swimsuit could not completely cover Yan Hanxiang's buttocks, which were white, delicate and soft, arousing not only lust, but also appetite.

While giving Yan Hanxiang a massage, Zhuang Jing also came in and asked Gu Ran to report what happened last night.

Gu Ran recounted everything that happened last night in detail, except the part about thinking about Zhuang Jing.

As for other things, such as rejecting the beautiful girl and playing in the water with her at the beach, Gu Ran felt that they were scoring items.

While massaging Zhuang Jing's waist, Yan Hanxiang, feeling relaxed, said, "It's a pity that your [devour] ability cannot be used in reality, otherwise you could have eaten us first and brought us into your dream together."

Gu Ran could only smile bitterly.

Being able to use the devouring ability in reality means that he can turn into a black dragon, no, a sky dragon, and so on.

"I haven't tried yet whether the new transformation can use the devouring ability!" He came back to his senses.

First, there was no one for him to swallow, and second, he didn't like "borrowing". If the second method could be eaten completely without spitting it out, he wouldn't mind.

What can he do? He has had a narcissistic tendency since he was a child. Unlike the general narcissists who "like themselves", he "likes himself".

Appearance, ability, strengths and weaknesses, he only wants his own.

He can change himself, but he doesn't like to exchange or borrow. He can't exchange in reality. He can do it in dreams, but he doesn't like it.

"You can try it in my spiritual world." Zhuang Jing pondered, "Eat me and Han Xiang, and then use the [Bridge Vine]. Since you can build a bridge from Sunlight Island to the spiritual world, maybe the other way around is also possible."

"It's hard to say." Yan Hanxiang said with a smile.

She sat on another bed and stretched out her legs to place them on the bed where Zhuang Jing was lying.

"Look," she said, "I can stretch my feet over now, but I couldn't stretch them over when I was lying on my stomach."

These legs are so long and white.

Her leg shape is also an absolute ideal. All women do not even dare to hope to have such beautiful legs in their fantasies. They feel that being a little bit worse than hers is already very good enough.

The legs in front of me are so beautiful.

"Let's try it at noon today." Zhuang Jing said, "Come to my office together."

Gu Ran was very curious and couldn't help asking, "Aunt Jing, with your and Aunt Xiang's connections, can't you find new monsters that can cross distances?"

"If so, do you think Xiao Jing and I would choose to be eaten by you?" Yan Hanxiang stretched out her feet and pinched Gu Ran's face with her toes. "Are you talking without thinking, or do you look down on us, huh?"

"Do I dare to look down on you?"

But I did underestimate these legs. They are so long and flexible. I only thought they were strong, tightly bound, and a top-quality ingredient.

During breakfast time, Gu Ran was still being ridiculed.

"Can you do it?" He Qingyan pointed at Gu Ran with a spoon in her mouth, smiling, "I'll let it go, but how come you can't even satisfy Amelia Su?"

"It can't satisfy my wish to go to the island." Su Qing completed the sentence.

She was not targeting He Qingyan. This situation was very dangerous and meant that she was also dissatisfied with Gu Ran.

Of course, this is a joke.

Even though it was a joke, Gu Ran still felt humiliated. Whether in bed or out of bed, he hoped that he was a man who could satisfy his girlfriend!

"You wait!"

Arrived at Jinghai and did the ward rounds as usual.

Gu Ran was quite curious about Li Xiaoye's situation and wanted to observe carefully to see what he had become after 'losing his talent' - during class yesterday, he was simply a lecherous old man obsessed with legs.

"You're already old, but you still like legs. Aren't you useless?" The phantom writer looked a little decadent, and his hair seemed to be whiter than before.

"Whether it's useful or not doesn't depend on whether you're lustful or not." Gu Ran comforted.

The female doctors and nurses kept a distance from them, as if they were smoking, and there was a smell around them that was unacceptable to non-smokers.

"You're the one who has lost your mind, right?" The stinky phantom writer looked up, looking down on Gu Ran. "What I mean is, I'm old, how can I still like legs like a virgin? I should like buttocks and breasts."

"I think preferences don't depend on age." Gu Ran pondered.

"What do you like?" Li Xiaoye asked suddenly.

The female doctors and nurses looked at Gu Ran.

"Surfing, and recently I've become fascinated with wilderness survival." said Gu Ran.

"Games?" Gege came without knowing when.

A stunningly beautiful girl in a black suit, white shirt, and black school skirt was also there, and Liu Lingling, who was wearing a sports school uniform over her hospital gown, was watching the fun from the side.

"To survive in the wilderness of an uninhabited island without clothes." Gu Ran replied.

"I—ask—you!" Li Xiaoye showed a stubborn temper that normal people rarely have, "Legs, breasts, buttocks, what do you like?!"

"Legs." Gu Ran answered quickly.

"Virgin?" Li Xiaoye asked.

"No." Gu Ran replied.

"Absolutely."

"Absolutely not!"

Su Qing and Chen Ke both moved their lips and smiled.

The two of them would not be exposed because the rest of the people were laughing, and very exaggeratedly.

"Don't deny it!" Gege laughed, "It's not shameful to be a virgin at the age of 20!"

"Wang Yi is still a virgin at the age of 30!" a female nurse laughed.

She was dead.

"Why are people discussing these topics in the mental hospital?" Liu Lingling was curious.

"I don't understand either." Psychiatrist Gu Ran said, "Okay, Writer Li, let's get back to the point and talk about your situation. How do you feel after losing your talent?"

"I don't feel anything, I just suddenly feel confused."

"Confused?"

"I have read many classics and met many great people. They all told me that the rules of the world are - only when you become excellent will other things get better. But what? I am such an excellent person, but I live in a mental hospital, and you can be my doctor!"

After the ward rounds, Gu Ran said to Su Qing: "I am really confused."

Su Qing ignored him and said, "Today's patients will arrive this morning. I will treat Tang Ying. Chen Ke and Qing Yan will show Li Xiaoye their paintings. You should be ready."

"Myself?"

"Scared?"

“It’s getting exciting!”

Gu Ran was ready to use all his life's learning and all his knowledge of parapsychology.

That's right, if necessary, [Big Magic] will be used to make the other person indulge in sexual desire first.

Wait, need to confirm gender.

After getting the information, it was found that the patient was a female - Jinghai prefers to accept female patients, and the same goes for doctors and nurses. Currently, there is only one male doctor in the hospital, Gu Ran.

People with impure thoughts may think that this is a good job, but it is not.

It's easy to make mistakes.

Once you make a mistake, the consequences are disastrous. How many people would not regret sacrificing their stable and high-paying careers for beauty?

A workplace full of women is a battlefield full of minefields, especially when the women are good-looking and have strong desires.

Perhaps this is the reason why Su Qing is willing to help Gu Ran solve his problems?
Enough of the small talk, let’s get back to the new patient’s condition.

She is a female patient, but she cannot use [Great Magic] because she is an elementary school student.

Although Gu Ran has decided to turn into a monkey and give up human values, he still shouldn't use magic on elementary school students. He is worse than an animal.

A fifth-grade elementary school girl named Yiqing—she must have been given this name before the pandemic. The problem is that she can’t think.

"What are the specific manifestations of being unable to think?" Gu Ran was chatting alone with the mother of the elementary school student.

The mother of the elementary school girl was very young, and looked about the same age as Wang Yi, and wore a skirt that showed off her figure. It could be seen that her breasts were not big, but because of the skirt, they looked fuller and more symmetrical than before.

Gu Ran, a mother who pays attention to her daughter's figure even when she is sick, observes the patient's family.

"At first she just liked to ask some weird questions," the elementary school student's mother recalled, "Those questions, not to mention us, even Nietzsche couldn't answer."

Obviously, laymen underestimate the great philosophers' ability to talk nonsense.

"Do you remember the question?" Gu Ran asked.

The two were not in the conversation room, but in a corner of the hall, and the elementary school student was in another place, surrounded by terrible pretty girls.

"Are you new here, or is the one over there new?" Liu Lingling asked.

"Nonsense." Gege said, "Does anyone let an elementary school student accompany them to see a mental patient?"

"Maybe it's a dwarf." Liu Lingling said.

"Don't talk to brainless people." Xie Xiya said.

"I just gave up thinking, but my brain is still there!" Liu Lingling finally showed some emotions and leaned his head forward to show the peerless beautiful girl.

Xie Xiya pushed her away in disgust, but Liu Lingling insisted that she look at her own brain.

The pupils looked at them expressionlessly.

She is very cute, with twin ponytails, wearing a slightly dreamy top and skirt, and has no expression on her face, like a doll.

"I really want to dress her up." Gege licked her lips.

She is worse than beasts.

Xie Xiya finally admitted defeat and confirmed that Liu Lingling's head was still there, thus getting rid of the entanglement.

"You guys keep watch for me." As she said this, she sat down opposite the elementary school student.

There are solid-colored blocks here that act as stools, which are great for solving solid block problems in math.

Don't worry, these are soft. Even if you hit them with your temple, there will be no problem. They are also so big that you can't swallow them in one bite.

"Watch out?" The princess was puzzled.

"Before Dr. Gu comes, I want to have the first consultation with her." Xie Xiya said.

"No," Liu Lingling said, "It might make the child's condition worse."

"If a few questions can make her condition worse, then no matter who gives her the first consultation, the result will be the same. Look at Dr. Gu, come over and remind me."

"Don't worry, he's having a great time chatting with the beautiful young woman." Gege made an 'ok' gesture.

Xie Xiya took a distracted look and only looked away after confirming that Gu Ran was doing his job.

"Let's skip the names and get straight to the point," she said, looking very competent, like the student council president, "What's your question?"

"Who am I?" asked the pupil.

"Amnesia?" Liu Lingling was curious.

"Who are you?" asked the pupil.

"Not really." Xie Xiya pondered.

"If we exchange memories and life experiences, will you still be you and I still be me?"

"I understand!" Gege hit his left palm with his right fist, "She's crazy."

The elementary school student raised her little hands to cover her face. At first glance, you might think she was shy, but the expression revealed between her fingers was full of pain.

"What should I do?!" Gege panicked.

"Is the disease happening?" Liu Lingling also became anxious.

The two of them were like ordinary high school girls and college girls who accidentally scratched a luxury car on the roadside - the word "ordinary" is very important.

Xie Xiya grabbed the elementary school student's hand, forcibly took it away, and said to her coldly: "Don't cry."

The hand that took it away was like a plastic bag, and the elementary school student breathed as if he had regained oxygen.

She still had no expression on her face.

Gege and Liu Lingling breathed a sigh of relief and began to admire Xie Xiya.

"I understand your problem." Xie Xiya said.

"What's the problem?" Gege asked nervously and curiously.

"Do you often think about some profound questions?"

"Yeah." The elementary school student nodded. "No one can answer me. I can't figure it out either. My head hurts from thinking about it."

"Because you're stupid."

Gege and Liu Lingling took a deep breath.

Xie Xiya's expression was serious: "I had a dream last night. The person in the dream told me that smart people work hard because they have high IQs, and hard work brings them joy; ordinary people are sometimes in pain and sometimes happy when they are hardworking; only stupid people feel pain when they think and work hard. Your situation is obvious, that is, your brain is not enough - you should just give up thinking."

"I think so too," the pupil replied, "but how can one give up thinking?"

"Sister Lingling, your strengths!" Gege said quickly.

Liu Lingling also generously shared her thoughts and did not think that such behavior was bad education or spreading a virus.

“Just do what you like,” she said.

"Does it make sense?" asked the pupil.

"Don't pursue meaning, what we should pursue is happiness!" said Liu Lingling.

"We are the three happy sisters!" Gege said with clenched fists.

Most people might be deceived and would never imagine that she spends most of her time studying hard with the goal of becoming the top scorer in the college entrance examination.

"The meaning of life is happiness." Xie Xiya said to the elementary school students, "Thinking will make you miserable, so you should obviously give it up."

"What is happiness?"

"Be happy every day, have no regrets, and don't waste your time."

"Too superficial."

It always sounds a bit funny when a primary school student says the word "superficial", but Yiqing didn't mean it as a joke at all.

This expression is even funnier.

"You are too stupid to think that life is complicated." Xie Xiya said.

"Who are you?" Unlike his previous philosophical expression, the elementary school student looked like he was going to report something this time.

"I am a patient too." Xie Xiya answered without hesitation.

The elementary school student looked at her coldly and turned to look away.

Xie Xiya didn't give up yet: "You have to understand that what makes us feel frustrated is not our own incompetence, but our unreasonable expectations of ourselves. You don't have enough intelligence to think about these problems."

Liu Lingling quietly asked Gege: "Is this really a cure?"

"This may be a therapy." Gege stroked his chin and pretended to think seriously.

"Giving up is also a way of moving forward." Xie Xiya said, "Don't deceive yourself or embarrass yourself anymore."

"Doctor Gu is here!" Gege became nervous.

Xie Xiya spoke faster: "Efforts also depend on the situation. Does a person who hits himself on the head with a hammer also need to work hard? The reason you are in so much pain is because you are too stupid. Give up, be ignorant and turn into an animal."

"Here it comes!" Gege stopped talking.

Xie Xiya also smiled, as if nothing had happened.

"I already understand your problem, Xiao Qingqing." This address was enough to make Gu Ran reveal the most genuine and cordial smile.

"Don't worry." He squatted in front of Yiqing and said softly, "You are fine. The reason you are suffering is because you have great ambitions. You are a very smart elementary school student."

The elementary school student pointed at Xie Xiya: "She said I was stupid."

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《Personal Diary》: Tuesday, October 20, Jinghai

I hope I can successfully enter Sunlight Island from the spiritual world.

Aunt Xiang’s legs are so long.

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"Doctor's Diary":
The patient reported Xie Xiya and said she was stupid. My head hurts so much that it feels like it's about to split. What should I do in this situation?
(Zhuang Jing's comment: Are you talking about Xie Xiya or you?)

(End of this chapter)