Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 134: Get out of the chariot!
Di Renjie's words made everyone present think secretly.

"This...just for this reason, Mr. Guo, this...forgive me for being humble and stupid..." Zeng Tai immediately stepped forward to praise him.

How about saying that he is a licker? Look at him, using his clear stupidity to set off Di Guolao's tallness - this is obviously great wisdom.

"Based on this alone, of course I won't make this judgment." Di Renjie said with a smile: "When we first entered Huzhou County, we went to eat noodles together, but Brother Erfeng called them 'soup cakes.' But the title was only given during the Zhenguan period - and Brother Erfeng looks to be only 40 years old, so naturally he cannot be an old man who has lived from the Zhenguan period to the present."

Yes, this magical parallel dimension of Wuzhou says "noodles" instead of soup cakes.

"The third point is this Miss Xiao Ning. Who in the world doesn't know that the emperor is a woman? But she really doesn't know. Judging from her reaction, it doesn't look like she's cheating at all." Di Renjie said with a smile.

"In addition, Brother Xiaoqing was able to conclude from clues that there was a rift between the Liu family and his son because they got together, and Brother Erfeng repeatedly guessed the enemy's opportunities and solved my confusion." Di Renjie paced in the room, Looking at Li Qing, he said with a smile: "After Brother Xiao Qing left, I sent my guards to investigate in many places, but found no sign that the two of them had left. They seemed to have disappeared out of thin air. This shows that they are not mortals." .”

"At that time, Emperor Wen once wrote the "Ode to the Mighty Phoenix" and gave it to Sun Wuji, the eldest son of Zhao Guogong. In the poem, he compared himself with the phoenix, and this brother of the second phoenix also used the second as his behavior and the phoenix as his name. This is what really convinced me A little bit about His Majesty Taizong’s true identity.”

"Hahahaha... As expected of Mr. Di, he was able to guess my identity." Li Shimin laughed and said, "Even if you didn't tell me, I just planned to reveal my identity."

"The guilty minister Di Renjie... kowtow to Emperor Taizong Wen!" Di Renjie bowed his head and bowed, followed closely by everyone behind him. Prince Li Xian, the second son of King Yue Li Gui, and Qian Niuwei also knelt on the ground.

*Happiness value from Li Xian +10000
*Pleasure value from Li Gui +7000
"The old man is really a god!" Zeng Tai, who was standing beside him, couldn't help but take a lick.

You really deserve to be a licker. This ability to lick every crack is really unsatisfactory...

Li Shimin immediately helped Di Renjie up and said with a smile: "Elder Di Guo protects my descendants of the Li family and has made great contributions to the country. How can I be accused of crime?"

Lao Li was extremely fond of Di Renjie, his pillar, and now all he could think about was how to lure Fat Ling back to the Zhenguan period to work for him.

Likewise, there is Li Yuanfang, who is highly skilled in martial arts.

"In front of Emperor Wen, I dare not call myself an elder..." Di Renjie was still modest.

Oh, he's not humble. He really doesn't dare to be called that in front of Li Shimin. This is really ruining his life.

After all, Li Shimin was still a young man when he died.

"Okay, the first priority is to take down that poisonous woman." Li Shimin looked around, looked at Li Xian, and kicked her.

"You're such a coward, your ancestors have been disgraced!"

Li Xian quickly apologized. He was too late to be happy after receiving such a kick - after all, Li Shimin was his biological grandfather. Even if he was incompetent, at most he would be deposed as the prince and would not take his life.But Wu Zetian outside is different. Although she is his biological mother, this mother... doesn't matter.

His son Li Chongrun's body was still cold, so how could he dare to make a mistake?

"Grandpa Huang! Grandpa Huang!" Li Gui plopped down on the ground, lying on the ground and wailing.

Li Gui seemed to have made up his mind and cried out the grievances he had been hiding behind for all these years.

"Good boy, get up." Li Shimin sighed and helped Li Gui up: "I already know about Zhen'er. Don't worry, you and your son will definitely give an explanation for this matter!"

"Grandpa Huang! It is not a pity to have my father and grandson die. I just hope that the world will not be stolen by that tempestuous woman who has caused chaos in the country!" Li Gui's tears couldn't stop flowing.

His mood was like a roller coaster. He originally thought that it was all over. Even Li Xian, the most hoped-for prince of the whole village, would be buried here. He never expected that--oh, grandpa has become a saint.

Today, I don't have to die, and I can still fulfill the lifelong wish of my father and myself. This is simply great.

"Good boy, good boy." Li Shimin reached out and patted Li Gui on the shoulder.

At this time, Li Qing also returned to the house with people of the same age as Zhenguan.

Tiance's army, artillery, and cavalry are all available, which is enough to defeat Austerlitz, let alone Wu Zetian.

"Your Majesty! Please give me the order!" Yuchi Gong and Li Ji said together, cupping their fists.

"Who are these two?" Di Renjie asked curiously.

Li Shimin chuckled, put his hand on Di Renjie's arm and said, "Old Guo, let me introduce you. This is Yu Chigong, and this is Li Ji..."

"It turns out it's the Duke of E and the Duke of England." Di Renjie saluted immediately.

Yu Chigong and Li Ji are well-known in the ears of people of this era. After all, the deeds of the two princes have not been many years ago.

Fat Ling, who couldn't resist his curiosity, asked again: "Who are Brother Xiaoqing and Miss Xiaoning..."

"Haha, my dear brother is a god who came down to earth to help me for thousands of years. As for...well, that is my third sister, Princess Pingyang." After all, Li Shimin did not dare to say the two treacherous words 'Xiao Ning'.

Di Renjie frowned and shook his head: "I have never heard of Princess Pingyang, but I have heard that your Majesty has a sister from the same mother. She disappeared during the Daye period. Could it be that she is the one..."

"Exactly." Li Shimin replied immediately and looked back at Li Qing suspiciously.

It’s not that only people from the Zhenguan period...

Li Qing whispered to him and said viciously: "Aren't you going to introduce me to someone? I will change all the branch worlds! No one knows about this except you and your sister-in-law, so don't mention it in the future! "

Li Shimin looked at Li Qing in surprise, feeling proud in his heart.

Tsk...isn’t it really fragrant?
Then he shook his head and sighed, this man is getting jealous, really...

Of course, Li Xiuning also heard this. She just smiled knowingly and didn't say anything more.

Thick fog gradually filled the entire courtyard, and Tiance troops kept pouring out of the fog, some carrying muskets, and some even pushing artillery.Di Renjie looked at the strangely dressed soldiers in front of him and the flag embroidered with "Xiangji Temple" with a question mark on his face.

This should...shouldn't be the legendary Black Armor Army, right?
But he also knew that now was not the time to ask questions, so he refrained from speaking.

It was Li Qing's suggestion to embroider all the battles experienced by this unit on the flag - but currently there is only one battle to recapture Chang'an. In order to shorten the place name, he had to write Xiangji Temple so as not to take up space. .

"Let's go, follow me to meet that poisonous woman." Li Shimin flicked his sleeves and walked out.

Not far outside the courtyard wall, Wu Zetian was sitting on the phoenix chariot with a calm expression.

The two squads of dead soldiers on the left and right held torches and stood on both sides.

"Your Majesty, do you want to order the inner guards to start a strong attack?" the commander of the inner guards stood up and asked.

"Don't be anxious, just wait a moment." Wu Zetian looked as calm as an old dog: "I know Li Xian, he will definitely come out."

"Yes!" The commander of the inner guard clasped his fists and retreated.

After waiting for a while, the gate of the courtyard wall opened with a bang, and Li Shimin slowly walked out of the door, followed by Li Xian, Di Renjie, Li Gui and others.When Wu Zetian saw Li Shimin, he couldn't help but feel a little surprised.She felt that the figure of the person coming over was familiar, but she forgot where she had seen it before.

But she could see Di Renjie and Li Xian clearly.

"Stop! Go forward and fire arrows!" the inner guard commander shouted loudly.

"Let them come over." Wu Zetian stopped the inner guards and stretched out her hand to signal them to retreat.

With thousands of internal guards behind her, she didn't think Li Xian and the others could cause much trouble.

Besides, she knew Li Xian. Although this boy was a little unwilling, he was generally a loser. It was better to expect a sow to climb a tree than to expect him to rebel.

Unless his father, Li Zhi, could crawl out of the grave to support him, he wouldn't dare to show his teeth in front of him even if he had the guts to do so.

Besides, just rely on Li Zhi?Thinking of this, Wu Zetian couldn't help but want to laugh.

Now that she has great power, she is the emperor of Zhou Dynasty. Why should a former emperor who did not even have soldiers support Li Xian?

The source of power has never been identity, but from bottom up. Wu Zetian, who has climbed up step by step, certainly knows this principle.As long as you have military power in your hands, then you are right.

However, when the group of people walked up to her, they did not kneel down and pay homage as he expected. Instead, they stood there and looked at her coldly.

"Bold! Why don't you kneel down when you see His Majesty!" the commander of the inner guard loudly reprimanded.

Li Shimin chuckled and ignored the leader of the inner guard. Instead, the old god stroked his beard freely, with a twinkle in his eye: "Wu Cai, do you still recognize me?"

Wu Zetian couldn't help being furious when she heard this. After so many years, she had even forgotten this humiliating title.Ever since she came back from Ganye Temple, no one had dared to call her that, and now Li Shimin had exposed the scar with blood, how could she not be angry.

"Bold madman!" Wu Zetian stood up quickly and pointed her halberd at Li Shimin: "You..."

As soon as the word "you" came out of her mouth, her arms began to tremble.

Without him, it was clear from a closer look that he would never forget that face in his life.

"You...who are you? How dare you pretend to be a ghost!" Of course Wu Zetian recognized who Li Shimin was, but how could she dare to say Li Shimin's name? She trembled and scolded: "Come here! Knife this madman indiscriminately. Cut the body into pieces! Drag it to the mountains to feed the wolves!"

"Yes!"

The inner guards on the left and right stepped forward, and just after taking two steps, they heard an explosion.

The two inner guards were beaten like sieves and fell to the ground, blood gushing out from their bodies, and they saw that they would not survive.

Suddenly, Li Shimin shouted angrily: "Who gave you the courage to talk to me like this! Get off the chariot!"

The sound sounded like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, causing the ears of the people around to buzz.

Wu Zetian was frightened by this roar, but after all, she had been the emperor for so many years, so how could she be willing to let her hands tied?She quickly came to her senses and shouted loudly again: "Come here, take down this madman!"

The left and right inner guards immediately stepped forward, only to be pointed back one by one with bayonets by the Tiance troops pouring out of the courtyard.

The leader of the inner guard jumped up and wanted to use Qinggong to rush over and capture Li Shimin, but instead, a dark round mouth appeared in front of him.

His heart went cold, and a strong sense of crisis came over him. Before he could make any move, a fire suddenly appeared in front of him, and his last second of memory stayed in pieces as pieces of debris burst out.

It was obvious that he had been sieved by shotgun.

No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of cannons; no matter how good your martial arts skills are, you will be knocked down by one cannon.

"How dare you, a little talented person, to be so trusting! You refused to reply in front of me! Do you think I can't deal with you because you stole the artifact and usurped the throne? Do you think you can kill my Li clan members arbitrarily? , without any punishment? Do you think I can’t kill you with the thousands of internal guards you have?”

Shocked by Li Shimin's majesty, there was silence all around. Under the residual power of the cannon, the inner guards who were pointed at bayonets all lowered their weapons.

Although Li Xian is a softie, his brain is more flexible than anyone else at critical moments.He immediately patted his legs, trotted not far away, knelt on the ground, and paid homage to Li Shimin.

"My incompetent grandson Li Xian comes to see the emperor! I sincerely welcome Emperor Taizong Wen to show his sage!"

"Unfilial grandson Li Gui! Come to see the emperor! I respectfully welcome Emperor Taizong Wen to show his sage!"

Li Gui also knelt down. It didn't matter that they knelt down. Except for Tian Cejun, even the inner guards knelt on the ground.

It's not that the inner guards are disloyal, but they are being pointed at with guns and bright bayonets, and they have to kneel down even if they don't want to.

Li Yuanfang, who was lying on the side of the room, shook his hand, and the Orchid Sword almost fell, thanks to his quick eyesight and quick hands.

He never expected that Brother Erfeng, who was chatting and laughing with him along the way, turned out to be Emperor Taizong Wen of the Tang Dynasty?
From now on, I had material to brag to. Emperor Taizong Wen and I chatted and laughed happily...

"Are you all dead? Come to me!" Wu Zetian roared, and countless internal guards rushed out from the left and right rooms and charged towards Tiance's army.

However, in street fighting, Napoleon had vividly and vividly demonstrated the power of shotgun during the Portuguese Moon Riots. Under the eruption of shotgun, no matter how skilled the internal guards were in martial arts, everyone was equal before muskets and cannons.

The killing lasted less than a stick of incense. The inner guards dispersed under the attack of Tiance's muskets and cannons, leaving Wu Zetian sitting paralyzed on the phoenix chariot.

"Wu Cairen, let's see who they are?" Li Qing came up from behind and took two people with him.

They are the Queen Wang and Concubine Xiao Shu in the eighth year of Yonghui.

"Master Wei, Master Mang, you..."

Another young woman from Pingting came up, holding a little girl carved in pink and jade in her arms.

"Sister...Sister? Minyue..."

The ones who came up next were Li Zhi and Li Xian's father and son.

"you……"

Every time someone appeared in front of her, her face became more dejected. Except for Li Zhi, these were all killed by her own hands.

The last ones to appear were Xiao Wu Meiniang and Shangguan Wan'er and her daughter.

Seeing the undisguised hatred in Xiao Wu Meiniang's eyes, she couldn't help but panic.

"Wu Cairen! Give back the lives of my children!"

(End of this chapter)