Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 135: Show you the loyal ministers of the Tang Dynasty

When Xiao Wu and Wu Zetian met, it can be said that enemies were extremely jealous when they met.

In her opinion, it was Wu Zetian's fault that she had to bear so much pain that she shouldn't have to bear at her age.

At the same time, she was secretly grateful to Li Qing. If it weren't for King Qin, she would have been cut into pieces and thrown into the mountains to feed the wolves.

Frankly speaking, if it were herself, she would never accept a person who would be so insane in the future.

But in fact, he was overthinking it. As a straight man, Li Qing was really not interested in her. He only valued the emotional value... Oh no, what mattered was the emotional value.

But having said that, isn’t the so-called emotional value, after all, just the emotional value that tortures people’s feedback?

Wu Zetian had really broken her guard. Even if Concubine Xiao Shu was haunted or Queen Wang was causing trouble, she was just afraid.But when faced with the monster-like look in her eyes as a girl, she really broke her guard.

People can deceive others, but they cannot deceive themselves.

Just lie to your buddies, don't lie to yourself.

Now that Wu Zetian has been captured, Li Shimin said that women's affairs should be left to women to resolve.

He himself took a group of people and ordered his troops to march directly to Luoyang.

Li Qing didn't have time to pay attention to how this group of people dealt with Wu Zetian. Just looking at the emotional value that kept jumping up and down, he knew that these men were quite evil.

The core strength of the Wu family is in Luoyang. After speeding through Luoyang, everyone around them immediately announced their return to the embrace of the Tang Dynasty.

Under the witness of Li Shimin, Li Xian happily chose to give up the crown prince to his younger brother Li Dan.He does care a little about the throne, but compared to this life, life is more important.

Li Shimin was not the kind of person who would punish someone without teaching him. Once he told Li Xian what happened after he came to the throne, he no longer had any doubts, and directly chose to abdicate and take his wife and children to Yonghui to attend the imperial court. Live happily.

Li Zhi: No, uncle, you use this as a garbage dump, right?

In response, Li Qing said, why are these your sons? If you don't take them in, who will take them in?

Before Li Shimin left, he invited Di Renjie and Li Yuanfang to go to the Zhenguan Dynasty.Di Renjie and Li Yuanfang agreed to his proposal, but they had to wait here for a year until Li Dan settled down the government affairs before he could leave with peace of mind.

In order to prevent Di Renjie from being as sudden as in history, Li Qing gave him a pill to regulate his body.

Anyway, the mood values ​​are all collected from Brother Li's family, so selling people's favors is not a big deal.

Li Qing also gave him and Li Yuanfang a mobile phone each and taught them how to use it.After learning that this thing could communicate with them across the world, the two of them put away their mobile phones as if they were treasures.

After everything was settled, Li Qing and his party returned to the 13th year of Zhenguan.

Originally, Li Qing planned to take a two-day break, but Li Shimin suggested that he want to go to the African savannah.

Without him, the giraffe that day had become his resentment.

"Brother Li, I actually have a suggestion that's not very mature." Li Qing sat on the sofa and stretched out his hand to scratch his butt, and said to Li Shimin very inelegantly: "I don't know if you feel that spanking your grandson is a bit tiring. Already?"

"I'm too lazy to fight..." Li Shimin sighed and said: "Everyone knows, as the saying goes, children and grandchildren will have their own blessings, don't do anything for your children and grandchildren... To be honest, from Li Xiaosan onwards, I feel uncomfortable with beatings. Tired hands, compared to them, I care more about the Tang Dynasty that I worked so hard to create!"

"If we continue fighting like this, sooner or later I won't care about the Tang Dynasty anymore." Li Shimin waved his hands tiredly: "As you said, when you are tired, destroy it..."

"So!" Li Qing slapped his thigh: "We will have to go there in the future. This time we won't stick to this corner of Chang'an City. How about I take you to the Anxi Protector's Mansion to take a look... Well , show you my loyal ministers of the Tang Dynasty."

"Loyal minister?" Li Shimin's eyes lit up, and then he looked at Li Qing with some disbelief: "Are you lying to me again, dear brother?"

"First of all, I didn't lie to you; secondly, the people we are going to meet are indeed loyal ministers; finally, they are definitely worthy of being immortal." Li Qing's expression was very serious.

Li Shimin couldn't help being solemn when he heard this: "Since he is a loyal minister of my great Tang Dynasty who has been famous for generations, then I must meet him no matter what."

Yes, I don’t know how to increase your emotional value?

Thinking of Brother Li's well-developed tear glands, Li Qing searched his system but couldn't find anything to stop his tears.

It's not that he wanted to use it for Li Shimin, he was afraid that he couldn't hold it in either.

"Then it's settled. After we come back from the prairie, my dear brother will take me to meet my loyal ministers of the Tang Dynasty." Li Shimin said, still thinking about what a loyal minister looks like.

Are you as talented and knowledgeable as Du Fu, or are you as protective as Di Renjie?
Thinking of this, I am really looking forward to it...

Li Qing had no plans to let go of the promised several-day trip to the prairie.

Brother Li's blood pressure is about to be raised. Before raising the blood pressure, you have to make people relax, right?
Even if he is a donkey in the production team, he cannot raise his blood pressure every day, let alone my dearest relative, Brother Li.

On the day of their departure, Datang's fleet for "trade" with the Wonu Kingdom also officially set sail.At Li Qing's suggestion, the fleet's flagship was painted black.

The black muzzle matches the dark ship better.

The Tiance Army has expanded to [-], and it is when money is needed to maintain such a powerful standing army.

If we don't trade with the little devils now, when will we wait?
At the same time, Niu Jinda also led the steam ironclad on the road to Yinzhou.The old general was ambitious and vowed to find the high-yielding crops Li Qing mentioned for Datang.

In fact, Li Qing's purpose of asking them to find high-yielding crops was not his real purpose was to promote the development of ocean science and technology.

……

There are three portable hotel balls standing on the grassland. This is not the first time. So Li Qing and Li Xiuning live in one room, Li Shimin's family lives in one room, and Li Zhi and Li Xiaosan, who are so shameless and insistent on visiting, live in one room. .

Poor honest boy Li Xian can't play with his Aye at all.On the contrary, the stinky and shameless Li Xiaosan and his arrogant Grandpa Huang are very similar, and they would go out to play mahjong together whenever they have something to do.

But when Li Mingda was around, Li Zhi was determined not to play with Li Xiaosan.Now Li Zhi is riding a rhinoceros while holding Li Mingda in his arms. Little Li Zhi is watching angrily from the side, and he is obviously wishing the big Li Zhi good health by cursing.

"My dear brother, you really have magical powers." Li Shimin was lying on a recliner with big sunglasses hanging on his face: "I never dared to imagine such enjoyment before..."

"It's really a blessing for my Li family to get to know uncle." Empress Changsun agreed beside him, looking at Li Qing who was picking fruits for Li Xiuning from the tree in the distance, she said with a smile: "Look at Third Sister, look at Uncle. The look in his eyes seemed to be glued to him. My uncle is just a blockhead, hey..." "Who says it's not..." Li Shimin winked and leaned over, telling Empress Changsun about the "kissing" incident that Li Qing told him.

After hearing this, Empress Changsun burst out laughing. Then she felt that it was very indecent. She covered her mouth and held it in for a long time before suppressing the urge to laugh.

"Uncle is really a wonderful man." Empress Changsun smiled.

"You don't know what Brother Xian said about Third Sister. He said that Third Sister is a beast and always deceives his feelings."

Li Shimin broke off an orange and handed half of it to Queen Changsun.

"As the saying goes, good birds choose wood to roost. Third sister is also the phoenix of my Li family. My dear brother, this piece of wood is just perfect for her."

"What nonsense are you talking about? If Third Sister hears this, she will punish you. I will not intercede for you." Empress Changsun was amused by Li Shimin and giggled.

"Look at Li Xiaosan's light bulb, he really doesn't know how to live or die..." Li Shimin pointed to Li Xiaosan who was too bored and went to look for Li Qing to get some fruit.

Empress Changsun built a pavilion with her hands and looked in the direction Li Shimin pointed. She happened to see Li Xiaosan being kicked back by Li Xiuning.

"Ah, great-grandfather, great-grandmother..."

Li Xiaosan didn't feel embarrassed at all after being kicked back, and nodded and bowed to say hello as if nothing had happened.

"Um, do you two want to play poker? I just learned a trick from my great-uncle to fight the landlord..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Shimin pointed to one side and began to issue an order to expel guests.

"You kid, go ahead and play with your grandpa over there."

This kid doesn't know who to follow, so why is he acting like a light bulb all over the place?
Li Xiaosan looked at his grandfather, who was no taller than his own chest, and couldn't help but sigh, and reluctantly walked to find him with his cell phone in hand.

When did I get to the point where I could play with a ten-year-old child?Li Xiaosan began to doubt life.

Under the tree over there, Li Xiuning held the fruit in her hand and asked Li Qing in a loud voice: "Brother, why does this fruit smell like alcohol?"

Li Qing picked the last fruit and threw it accurately into Li Xiuning's arms. Then he jumped down from the tree and reached out to take out a fruit from Li Xiuning's arms.

"This fruit, called 'Marula' by the locals, contains a small amount of alcohol... Come on, try it." He peeled off a fruit and brought it to Li Xiuning's mouth.

Li Xiuning leaned over, took a bite, savored it carefully, and said, "It has a faint smell of wine, and it tastes like walnuts... Well, it's quite sweet, but the taste is a bit weird."

"Let's go back and give Brother Li and the others a taste." Li Qing said, leading Li Xiuning under the portable hotel.

Seeing the fruit in Li Xiuning's arms, Li Shimin couldn't help but smile and asked: "Brother Xian, Third Sister, what kind of fruit did you pick?"

"Peel the marula fruit and try it. It's quite sweet." With Li Xiuning's blushing face, Li Qing took out two fruits from her arms and threw them to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin peeled off one and handed it to Empress Changsun. He peeled off another one and put it in his mouth.

"Well, it's quite sweet, but the taste is a bit weird." Li Shimin commented sharply, and then shouted to Li Zhi and Li Mingda: "Li Zhi, Sizi, come here and eat the fruit!"

In order to distinguish Xiao Li Zhi from Dali Zhi, Li Shimin and Queen Changsun decided that Dali Zhi would call him by his first name, and Xiao Li Zhi would be called Zhinu.

Hearing the shouting, Xiao Li Zhi and Li Xiaosan also ran over.

They are also very concerned about eating.

Except for Li Mingda, everyone got a few fruits.Li Mingda looked at everyone angrily, pouting unhappy.

It was Li Qing who took out a few lychees that made Li Mingda smile.

After basking in the sun for a while, Li Shimin asked Empress Changsun to get up and take pictures.The two took photos with various animals that had been domesticated by Momotaro Maruko-chan. Li Qing acted as a photographer on the side - no way, he was the only one among these people who knew how to take photos.Like Li Xiaosan and Li Zhi, these two people really have the same chemistry, and the photos they took look like a murder scene.

Anyway, after experiencing it once, no one asked them to take pictures anymore.

Li Shimin seems to have a special liking for lions, especially those with thick manes on their heads.But after Li Qing explained to him that "only male lions have manes," he stopped taking pictures with lions and instead focused on zebras.

Unfortunately, zebras look fine from a distance, but up close, they basically look like donkeys with weird colors.

Feeling a little disillusioned, Lao Li was listless. It wasn't until Li Qing found him a hippopotamus and an elephant to show him how to show his teeth that he became happy and dragged Empress Changsun to take photos with the animals.

In the evening, Li Shimin, who was still unfinished after taking the photo, sat aside, holding a tablet computer and choosing wallpapers.Li Qing set up a grill and prepared to grill skewers.

"Li Zhi, Xiaosan, stop playing!" Li Qing shouted: "Xiaosan, go help me burn the charcoal...Li Zhi, come here, and put all the meat on the sign."

The two came over happily and began to help Li Qing.

The meat food in the evening is relatively rich, but there is no game, just normal beef and mutton.After all, Li Qing doesn't know how to deal with game.

Give him a big bear paw and he won't know how to bake it!Even if he knew how to bake, he would still find it too troublesome.

"Sister, have a try." Li Qing handed a skewer of roasted beef to Li Xiuning, then separated two skewers and handed them to Li Shimin.

"Hmm... not bad." Li Xiuning raised her eyebrows slightly and commented approvingly.

The two big ones and the two little ones on the side were so greedy that they were drooling. Based on his brother Yu Changyi's prophetic principles, Li Qing first chose to feed the two little ones.

Just when Li Xiaosan was about to complain, he suddenly heard an elephant roar mixed with chirping sounds.

"What's going on?" He was startled. He turned around and looked towards the place where the elephants were roaring. He saw a group of elephants walking in a figure-eight stride. One of the majestic elephants was using its trunk to roll up the marula fruit tree. The ground was shaking; several monkeys were riding on the trees. The monkeys were frightened and were picking marula fruits from the fruit trees and throwing them at the elephant.

Li Shimin also felt fresh and stared at the elephant intently.

"Hey, I ate too much of that fruit, and this elephant is now in a state of drunkenness." Li Qing looked at the elephant and couldn't help laughing: "Look at those monkeys, do they look like they are so angry? Li Xiaosan?”

*Resentment value from Li Xiaosan +200
　Next stop!Anxi Protectorate!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)