Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 136 I'm Serious

Li Xiaosan was just incompetent and furious. After all, everyone present was his elder. Even Li Mingda, who was 20 years younger than him, was his aunt in terms of seniority.

This circle needs younger newcomers, Li Xiaosan thought.

After the meal, Li Xiaosan, who was reciting the deeds of Emperor Gaozu, suddenly asked: "Great uncle, didn't you say you were going to the Wude Dynasty? When should we set off?"

"Wait, don't worry, wait until your great-grandfather and I come back from the Western Regions." Li Qing said.

It seemed that this boy couldn't wait to apply eye drops to Li Yuan.

But if you want to say whether Li Shimin supports giving Li Yuan eye drops, then he definitely supports it. If he hadn't been busy recently, he would even consider whether to go out and recite the deeds of Emperor Gaozu himself.

In fact, it is not very necessary. After all, as a person who has experienced it, he is familiar with the bad things Li Yuan did.

When the time comes, let Li Xiaosan and Li Zhi take the lead in the charge, and he should be a good person behind.

At night, Li Qing sat in the bedroom, sorting out the information in the system.

The fleet has already set off, and on the map monitored by the system, it has arrived at Honshu Island.

I hope that the captains of the flagship, Pei Li and Ma Run... no, it's Li Mei, the commander of the first battalion of the Marine Corps, not to cause trouble. We, the Tang Dynasty, came with peace and goodwill.

However, what he didn't know was that a sailor was missing and the Tang army was sending people to search.

When Li Mei led the troops to search, she accidentally threw a cigarette butt in the corner, causing a fire.

Of course, this had little to do with him, because he had just heard Li Xiuning's cry for help.

"What's wrong?" He quickly rushed to the bathroom and asked with concern through the door.

"I sprained my foot, please help me." Li Xiuning said from inside.

Li Qing took a deep breath, and in line with the principle of seeing no evil, he blocked his eyes and pushed the door open.Xun Sheng reached Li Xiuning's side and covered her with a bath towel. Li Qing then carried her back to the bedroom.

"What's going on? You twisted yourself?" Li Qing asked with concern after putting the person on the bed.

Li Xiuning took a deep breath, wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, and looked at Li Qing accusingly with her big eyes.

"My feet hurt." Li Xiuning said concisely and concisely. He stretched out his two naked calves from the quilt and handed them to Li Qing's side.

As the saying goes, looking at a beautiful woman in front of a lamp and under the moon is ten times better than in the daytime.Under the illumination of the light, the skin becomes even more translucent and translucent.

Li Qing resisted and stopped looking, thinking that Li Xiuning was a fishing law enforcement officer. After all, there were no signs of sprains on those little feet.He immediately took out a pill and handed it to Li Xiuning. He sat next to her and coaxed her and said, "Be obedient. If you take this pill, it won't hurt anymore."

Li Xiuning did not speak, but changed her position and leaned on the pillow, tucking her legs into Li Qing's arms.

Li Qing:?
Do you use this to test cadres?

Which cadre cannot withstand such a test?

"Sister, men and women cannot be intimate." Li Qingyi reached out and grabbed Li Xiuning's two little feet with stern words. He tried not to think about the soft and boneless touch and put them aside. "You'd better take the medicine." It’s better, the effect is much better than massage.”

Li Xiuning is starting to doubt now. Is it because her own charm is not good enough, or is her brother-in-law not good enough in some aspects?

Uh...it can't be that it's just my own charm...

想想自己自幼时开始就是力A速A的弱女子，二郎幼时曾经因为挨揍而说自己男人婆嫁不出去……或许真如二郎所说，男人都喜欢温柔的？

That's not right. She has also seen the Shangguan Wan'er who lives in Li Qing's house. In terms of beauty, even she has to admit that she is indeed very beautiful. Is it true that he is not good at it?

Li Xiuning's self-doubt eyes gradually turned into pity.

If Adi really couldn't do it, it wouldn't matter. She didn't care about it very much, as long as the two of them had the same affection.

Just like what he said, when Nuwa opens a door for you, she will also close a window at the same time. Maybe this is the price of becoming an immortal.

She then thought again and realized that the logic just now didn't work at all - Li Qing could even heal the dead, so how could he not be able to cure his own problems?
Could it be that he was just born stupid?
So she rolled her eyes, took the idea into consideration, and began to think about digging a hole for Li Qing.

As the saying goes, it is better to provoke a general than to invite him, so let's do it this way!

Of course, Li Qing also noticed Li Xiuning's increasingly outrageous gaze, and he asked alertly: "What is that look in your mind?"

"It's nothing." Li Xiuning stretched out her little foot and rubbed Li Qing's face.

The faint fragrance of jasmine lingered on the tip of his nose. Li Qingzhen couldn't figure out why even the feet of beautiful girls smelled good.

"You must not be holding back any good intentions," Li Qing stretched out his hand to catch the foot that was rubbing against his face, and transformed into Detective Conan: "Tell me, what bad ideas are you holding back?"

"Well... don't tell me." Li Xiuning still looked at her with pity.

Feeling that his self-esteem was challenged, Li Qing stretched out his hand and began to tickle Li Xiuning's soles. Li Xiuning was tickled and laughed so hard that she leaned forward and backward.

"Say! If you don't tell me, I will continue to torture you!" Li Qing pretended to have a fierce expression.

"Um, hahaha... Brother, please stop scratching me, I said, I said..." Li Xiuning gasped twice and began to divert the trouble: "Erlang said that you have a beautiful maid at home, but Yuanyang is still with you. Maybe That’s not possible…”

"What's wrong?" Li Qing was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and immediately retorted: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

"It's not surprising that my brother is always avoiding me. It turns out there is another reason." Li Xiuning's eyes moved. Seeing that Li Qing was gradually falling into her trap, she deliberately made a look of regret and said again deliberately: "But don't worry, as a sister, I will not dislike you..."

Li Qing was really angry. He felt the insult that no man could bear. He was really angry.

"Hey, I have to show you today, whether I can do it or not!"

With that said, Li Qingqi stepped forward and was about to lift the quilt in front of Li Xiuning.

"Brother, you don't want to suffer from hysteria..." A faint smile appeared on the corners of Li Xiuning's lips.

Li Qing took a deep breath, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind.

By the way, Sister must have deliberately lured me into being deceived, letting me fall into her trap after breaking my guard. Then I would be unable to defend myself!

Oh, woman.

Thinking like this, he slowly stood up and let go of the quilt.

Seeing Li Qing suddenly become smarter, Li Xiuning's heart skipped a beat.

Damn it, maybe he overacted and he saw through it.

"Go to bed early, sister. We have to go to the beach tomorrow." Li Qing stretched out his hand to rub her head, turned around and walked out of the bedroom without taking away a single cloud.

Li Xiuning was left sitting on the bed in a daze with a look of astonishment.

The next day, until lunch, Li Xiuning was holding back her anger and refused to talk to Li Qing.Queen Changsun couldn't help but smile softly when she saw the two people having an quarrel.

"Third sister is so deflated." She said to Li Shimin.

"Brother Xian is the first person who can make Third Sister feel so depressed." Li Shimin quietly raised his thumb to Li Qing, "He is this..."

Before he finished speaking, a conch flew in front of him.

If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have been hit by the conch.

In the distance, Li Zhi was accompanying his young self and Li Mingda to pile sand into the Daming Palace. Li Xiaosan was rushing to the sea carrying a shovel and a small bucket.He is now obsessed with digging in the sand, especially catching crabs in the sandpit.

"Third sister, what's wrong with you?" Lao Li asked Li Xiuning with lingering fear and concern in his words.

"Li Qing is stupid!" Li Xiuning squeezed the Coke can angrily, "He... he is not a man!"

"I'm so anxious." Li Qing joked happily from the side, "I won't be fooled by you, you just want to fish for law enforcement and get me to take the bait!"

"Let's go! Let's go surfing!" Li Qing jumped up and down, pulling the screaming Li Xiaosan into the sea.

Empress Changsun looked at Li Qing who was rising and falling with the waves, and said to Li Xiuning: "Third sister, please don't give any hints to uncles like this. He won't understand. I suggest you speak directly." It’s better to say it.”

"Besides, he has never touched a girl's hand. It is unrealistic to expect him to take the initiative towards you. I think...well..." Empress Changsun thought for a moment and said to Li Xiuning: "Since he doesn't take the initiative, then Why don't you take the initiative?"

"Of course I took the initiative! I even fell down in the bathroom on purpose yesterday." Li Xiuning said through gritted teeth.

"He is a piece of wood. You are expecting the wood to enlighten you." Empress Changsun said angrily: "Can't you be more understanding and be more direct?"

"Directly?" Li Xiuning murmured to himself.

"Directly." Empress Changsun affirmed, "Indirect and roundabout tactics will definitely not work on him. Otherwise, Shangguan Wan'er would have succeeded long ago. Would he still be able to wait for you?"

"Guanyin Maid is right. Sister, why don't I learn how men confess their feelings." Li Shimin chuckled, "Just like when I confessed my feelings to Guanyin Maid at the Gao family..."

"Really?" Li Xiuning's eyes burned with fire again.

In the distance, Li Xiaosan, who has just learned to surf, is being chased by a great white shark.

Li Qing followed not far away, riding on the back of the killer whale.

Listening to the inexplicable sounds coming from the killer whale beneath him, Li Qing remembered that later scientific research said that killer whales have their own language, so he ate a piece of konjac that was translated into the killer whale language.

As soon as I ate the konjac, I heard the words of the killer whale below.

"What did you **** eat? You let this **** great white shark break into **** my waters! Don't let me see this **** cute two-legged beast on my back!"

This paragraph is very pregnant. Sure enough, scientists are right. Killer whales are gentle predators.

"Hey, big guy." Li Qing reached out and patted its back.

"Gah? Can you fucking understand the killer whale?" The orca's little eyes looked back and couldn't help but said happily: "Hey, let's talk about it, two-legged beast, can you let the two two-legged beasts on the shore The cub also rides on my back and plays?"

Li Qing:  …

Are your killer whales seriously ill?

Soon the great white shark was buried in the belly of the whale under the siege of the killer whales. Li Xiaosan was holding the surfboard in shock and shouted: "Great uncle! What kind of competition thing was that chasing me just now?"

"Great White Shark!" Li Qing replied loudly.

With the help of the killer whale, Li Xiaosan was quickly sent to the shore - he was washed back by the waves fanned by the killer whale's tail.

After learning that the killer whales were not dangerous, Li Zhi and Li Mingda also ran to play on the backs of the killer whales for a long time. It was not until evening that the killer whales reluctantly sent them back to Li Qing.

The killer whales who were ridden by the two little guys all felt that Beier was respectable. In their eyes, humans were as cute as cats in their eyes.And these two Twoleg cubs are as heartwarming as little kittens.

In order to show their friendship, the killer whales gave Li Qing two manta rays as gifts.

The two little guys waved goodbye to the group of killer whales, and the killer whales also sprayed water to reply to the two little guys.If the atmosphere wasn't right, Li Qing would have played the song "Auld Lang Syne" no matter what.

Seeing Li Qing coming over, Li Shimin immediately asked: "Brother Xian, what is that black and white fish just now? It looks quite huge. Could it be the legendary Kun?"

"That's not Kun, it's a killer whale." Li Qing smiled and explained to Li Shimin the difference between whales and fish for a long time.

At night, Li Qing was still monitoring the Tang army's movements on the system map.

Niu Jinda's fleet has arrived roughly near Guam, and the Tang Army on Honshu Island seems to have established a foothold and is heading in the direction of Fujiwara Kyo.

It should be to spread Wanghua, right?After all, my country, Datang, has always been based on peace.

In the system, there are two time periods to choose from in the Dezong era, namely the fourth year of Jianzhong during the Jingyuan Mutiny and the 19th year of Zhenyuan.

Because Li Shimin was a little tired of wiping the butt of future generations, Li Qing chose the 19th year of Zhenyuan and planned to go to the Western Regions to let Li Shimin relax and relax his mood.

He's always so tense, and it'll hurt me, Brother Li.

Li Qing crossed his legs in the room and hummed a tune leisurely.

There was a knock on the door, and you knew it was Li Xiuning without asking.

He walked over and opened the door.

"Sister? Why don't you go to bed so late?" he said with a smile.

"I have something to tell you." Li Xiuning looked serious.

Seeing how serious Li Xiuning was, he thought something important was going on, so he turned aside to let her in.

"Ah, tell me." Li Qing stood aside, waiting for Li Xiuning to speak.

"Sit down." Li Xiuning motioned for him to sit on the bed.

Li Qing did as he was told. He just sat on the bed and looked up to see Li Xiuning looking at him condescendingly, with great pressure.

He couldn't help but swallow, and even felt a little guilty.

Just...it doesn't seem like I have anything to feel sorry for her about, right?
In an instant, he even went through his entire life in his mind.

"Listen up," Li Xiuning's delicate chin tilted, "I'm attracted to you and want to get married to you. I'm serious about it."

Seeing Li Qing looking at her in astonishment with wide eyes, Li Xiuning added: "You don't have to feel burdened. The relationship between a man and a woman is based on your own will. If you don't have any thoughts about me, I won't blame you. "

(End of this chapter)