Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 204 Zhu Yuanzhang’s Three Qi Li Shimin

Liu Bang was a man of loyalty and affection, but he was also petty. Among the many emperors, he is the most bizarre one.

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You could say he is open-minded, he is really open-minded. When he was seriously ill, Empress Lu asked a doctor to see him. Bangzi raised his hand and slapped the doctor, yelling, "If Nai Gong dies, he will die, look at you." He rewarded the doctor with a pile of gold and told him to get out of here.

Knowing that he is dying and cannot be saved, he tells the doctor to run away quickly to prevent his family from making trouble, and even rewards him with a lot of money. Such a patient is simply...an angel.

Of course, Empress Lu, who couldn't let the doctor lose her head, weighed for a moment and turned her anger on Mrs. Qi, who was seeking death every day, causing her to lose everything except her head.

To be fair, Queen Lu is actually very kind despite Mrs. Qi's eccentric character. If Wu Zetian were to come over and not let her turn her son into meatloaf and swallow him alive, it would be considered a mercy of Wu Zetian.

Liu Bang also admired Liu Bei very much.

In his opinion, he made the big man live a great life, while Liu Bei made the big man die decently.

In fact, for an open-minded man like Liu Bang, it is a victory if a big man can surpass three generations - his target is Ying Zheng, and as long as he does not die in the second generation, it is a victory.

Ying Fatty: You fool, wait until you get hungry and get tired of looking good!

After breakfast, we started assigning tasks. In the planned plan, the Tang army was responsible for long-distance strikes. After the saturation attack, the Ming army's heavy cavalry was responsible for charging into the formation, and then the Han army went up to collect corn.

The Huns also wanted to have breakfast. Seeing the Han army burying pots to cook rice, smoke rising from the top of Baishan Mountain, the Huns also started to eat.

What to have for breakfast? Boiled lamb. No salt or spices were added, just boiled in plain water. What I drank was tangy goat milk. After one sip, I didn’t want to see the morning sun.

Of course, not everyone can eat meat. Most of them cook and eat some wild vegetables, millet plundered from the Han Dynasty, and some dairy products.

Don’t mention the taste, it’s enough to satisfy your hunger, why do you care so much?

The small stove in Maodun is quite good. I ate roasted mutton early in the morning and leaned in Yan's arms. It looked very comfortable.

On the third day, he already knew that Baishan Mountain could not be conquered by force. Although the emperor of the Han Dynasty underestimated the enemy and advanced rashly, he brought with him elite troops and was unable to break Baishan Mountain in his eagerness.

The scouts came to report that the follow-up troops of the Han army were about to arrive at Baishan Mountain.

Modun Chanyu was actually quite anxious himself, so he just withdrew...it would not save him face; if he continued to fight, he would definitely not be able to defeat the Han troops behind him. Modun is now particularly looking forward to someone who can give him a step down and hurry up. Otherwise, he can only choose to be embarrassed or fail.

The pleasant time is always short-lived. After taking two bites, there was a sudden explosion outside.

Immediately afterwards, like a chain reaction, rumbling sounds were heard one after another, like rolling thunder on the summer grassland, as if the eternal god was angry, which was as heart-stopping as ever.

"What happened?"

Modun Shanyu immediately left Yan's family behind, opened the curtain and walked out.

He just didn't know what it was, otherwise he would have asked "where to have sex".

As soon as he went out, he heard a whistling sound coming from his ears, followed by a deafening sound. He only felt his body light up, flying up like withered grass in the wind, and then fell heavily to the ground. on the ground.

It doesn't matter now, my head feels buzzing, and the dizzying feeling is indescribable.

After a while, he finally recovered. A closer look revealed that the camp had been reduced to a sea of ​​flames, and the ground was covered with broken limbs and remains. There were also Huns who had lost limbs and were seriously injured struggling and wailing on the ground.

For the first time in his life, Mo Dun felt frightened. Before he could think carefully, another whistling sound came. He didn't think about anything, just lying on the ground, trying to resist the overwhelming power.

This disaster, like the anger of the Immortal God, lasted for a full quarter of an hour, and there were injured and disabled Huns everywhere. Only Mao Dun was luckier, lying on the ground with all his hair and tail intact, and together with Yan Shi, who was completely frightened, they lay there like silly roe deers.

It wasn't that Maodun Shanyu didn't want to get up and reorganize his formation, but the impact point was too random, and the commander who was standing in front of him just now was beaten into pieces by shrapnel. With so many lessons in front of him, Maodun Shanyu had to think hard before he stood up.

After this disaster, before the Huns could recover, the earth trembled again. Looking up, a torrent of shining armors gathered in the distance, facing the sunrise on Baishan Mountain, sweeping towards their direction.

"It's the cavalry!" Someone shouted heartbreakingly, once again breaking the Huns' will to resist.

The Huns now were like frightened wasps, crawling all over the ground without any direction. All they could think about was escaping, and they could only rely on intuition in which direction to escape.

"What a good thing..." Liu Bang, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the 105 mm caliber howitzers lined up on Baishan Mountain with bright eyes, full of love.

"Don't look at me, I only have these sixteen guns." Li Shimin took off his sunglasses tremblingly, and he was frightened by the power of this heavy cannon.

These are the sixteen cannons he built at the suggestion of Li Qing and with all the efforts of the whole country. For this reason, Li Qing also spent nearly a million emotional points to hire various system engineers, which can be said to be a huge loss.

Of course Lao Li knew the power of this artillery, he had seen it in the movie. Even though these cannons are technology from the First World War, compared with World War II, the gap is not very big just from the looks of it.

Anyway, it's enough to scare these Huns. Didn't you see the wolves running around below?

At this time, the Han army was also pressing forward, following the Ming army to collect corn, while the Tang army was watching the excitement with binoculars on Baishan Mountain.

The high technology is like this. You can just fire off a few cannons and sit back and watch the excitement. You don't have to work hard like those farm guys.

This was what the Tang troops thought. Some people were already sitting on the ground, chewing on pot helmets, drinking hot tea, and watching their friendly troops play tricks.

Knowing that victory was within reach, Liu Bang no longer worried, but squatted on the ground and made a promise to Li Qing.

"Master Immortal, when I go back, I will worship you as the king of Bingjian!" Liu Bang waved his hand and invented a title for himself, "Bingjian means that I have the same status as the emperor. Seeing you is like seeing me!"

"Haha, this title is quite new." Li Qing said with a smile. He had only heard of this title in various fictional novels. This was the first time he had seen someone give it to him.

"Yes, yes, it's the same in our Song Dynasty." Zhao Kuangyin immediately hit the snake and followed it with the stick. "In the future, the Immortal Master will also be the side by side king of our Song Dynasty, and also the grand master! The marshal of the world's soldiers and horses!"

After saying this "Generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses", Zhao Kuangyin felt a little regretful. He lowered his head and walked around for a long time, took out half a cup of rice wine from the side, and said meaningfully: "Um, Master Immortal, let's have a drink?"

"Go, go, I know what you mean. Forget it, the Grand Marshal of the World's Soldiers and Horses." Li Qing waved his hand at Zhao Kuangyin dumbfounded: "Look at you, you are so stingy, as if I can do anything to your throne."

Zhao Kuangyin also scratched his head in embarrassment and laughed.

Lao Zhu also said that Li Qing would be the side by side king of Ming Dynasty from now on, only Li Shimin smiled and said nothing.

"Hey, what are you doing..." Liu Bang looked at Li Shimin.

Why are we all worshiping the King of Side by Side, but you are the only one special?

Li Shimin stroked his beard and smiled: "After all, Li Qing is still my brother-in-law..."

Liu Bang immediately smacked his teeth, stamped his feet, and beat his thigh: "Oh my, my sister is already married, otherwise she would be a perfect match for the immortal master..."

He rolled his eyes and said nonchalantly: "Um, Immortal Master, I have a daughter, Ming Le, who looks like a flower..."

"Stop!" Li Qing immediately stopped Liu Bang's words: "I treat you as a buddy, but you want to be my father-in-law, right? This won't work..."

Are you kidding? Even if your daughter looks like a fairy, this won't work!

After all, we are all friends of the same generation, so what’s the matter with you suddenly being promoted a generation?

Liu Bang smiled slyly: "Hey, let's talk about our own affairs. I'll call you brother, and you'll call me dad..."

Li Qing sneered, pointed at Liu Bang and shouted at Lao Li and the others: "Brothers, beat him!"

Lao Li and the other three immediately stepped forward and beat Liu Bang.

Of course it wasn't a real fight, it was just a joke. "Hey, hey, hey, hahaha..." Liu Bang, the old gangster, was having fun while being beaten, "I was just kidding, hey, hey, don't hit me, don't hit me."

After a long while, Lao Zhu and the others let Liu Bang go.

Looking at the Han army still harvesting below, Liu Bang sniffed, sat aside and said to Li Qing: "Master Immortal, if we follow the trend of history, what will the emperor do after my death?"

Ying refers to Liu Ying, Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty, and his eldest son with Empress Lu.

Liu Bang's eldest son is Liu Fei, King of Qi Hui, who is not the daughter of Empress Lu, so he is the eldest son of a concubine.

"Don't you always want to depose Liu Ying and replace him with Liu Ruyi?" Li Shimin asked from the side.

Who would have thought that Liu Bang chuckled, shook his head and said: "That's all I'm saying, if Ying is not like me, then Ruyi will be like me? On the one hand, I want to scare those relatives of the Lu family; on the other hand, I also want to give Ying a There is no sense of crisis, he is too benevolent and weak."

"Of course the most important thing is that every time I mention this matter, Mrs. Qi always gives me some new tricks."

When he said the last sentence, Liu Bang's expression could be described as elated, and his eyebrows were almost raised to the hairline. His expression could not have been more wretched or wretched.

"Fuck, you're not just doing it for the last one, are you?" Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help but curse. Like Watson, he caught the blind spot at once.

Regarding Liu Bang, who went out to pick his throat when he couldn't eat, Zhao Kuangyin was speculating on him with the most hooligan mentality.

Liu Bang laughed: "Ah, I was discovered by you."

"The so-called gratitude is just the warm expectation for the benefits to come." Lao Zhu reached out and touched an orange and put it in his hand: "When you implement the benefits, you will not be grateful; generally speaking, in the end, you will not be grateful. There is no better time to thank you than when the benefits are about to be realized.”

"That's right." Zhao Kuangyin gave a thumbs up: "Brother Zhu's words are very touching to me."

Zhao Kuangyin is also a master of thick black studies, and he naturally highly respects the summary of a master of tactics like Lao Zhu.

"So, how did Emperor Ying do?" Liu Bang asked with raised eyebrows.

"It's not bad. It's nothing more than recuperating and doing nothing. To be honest, Liu Ying can be considered a good emperor." Li Qing spread his hands, "But after your death, Mrs. Qi sang in different ways in the palace every day. The strange yin and yang angered Empress Lu, and Empress Lu was really angry, so she poisoned Liu Ruyi to death and cut off Mrs. Qi's limbs and soaked them in wine."

Liu Bang's reaction was very calm, and he didn't seem to care about this matter.

"Then, Empress Lu invited Liu Ying to go see her. As a result, Liu Ying was frightened when she saw Mrs. Qi's miserable state. From then on, she became worried and became ill. She only lived to be twenty-four years old and died of illness."

"Coward." Liu Bang cursed slowly, as if Liu Ying and he were strangers, "And then, who becomes the emperor?"

Anyway, he is not panicking. He has also watched the TV series, and Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong has not yet arrived.

"Then Empress Lu successively supported the former Young Emperor and the Later Young Emperor, and took the throne for a total of eight years. She pursued the policy of governing by doing nothing and resting with the people. Generally speaking, you are a pretty good wife. For the future, Wenjing’s rule laid a solid foundation.”

To be honest, Lü Zhi's level is so high compared to Wu Zetian's. Just because she didn't take the last step, in the eyes of some groups, Lü Zhi carries original sin and cannot be compared with Wu Zetian. But in fact, even among a group of male emperors, Queen Lu's level in all aspects was on the upper level.

"It's just that when Empress Lu came to the throne, she successively named all Lu as kings. Her nephew Lu Tai was the king of Lu, Lu Chan was the king of Liang, Lu Lu was the king of Zhao, and her grandnephew Lu Tong was the king of Yan. After Empress Lu's death , Chen Ping conspired with Zhou Bo to wipe out all the Lu family, and then welcomed the acting king Liu Heng as emperor, who was Emperor Wen of Han."

"Emperor Wen, it seems that this boy Heng has done a good job?" Liu Bangji sat on the ground, holding a handful of melon seeds in his hand, "They all say that 'Wen' means the world, how can this boy Heng handle it?"

Li Shimin was unhappy. When he talked about Empress Lu, he thought of his own Marquis Wu.

"Brother Liu, don't you have any objections to Empress Lu confering a title on all the Lus?"

overtake! Why am I the only one who breaks the defense? He must take Liu San with him.

Who would have thought that Liu Bang waved his hand nonchalantly: "What's your opinion? I owed her originally. She wandered around with me and was captured by Xiang Yu... Besides, so many ministers in the court are my people, even if she changes dynasties. Her ambition is only a matter of one generation. As long as she dies, the courtiers will immediately put things right."

"She and Shen Shiqi didn't know anything about it after your death..." Li Shimin still wanted to put up a final resistance.

No, I can't be green alone.

"I'm dead, why do I care so much?" Liu Bang showed his open-mindedness and big-heartedness. Then he looked at Li Shimin and asked with a vulgar expression: "Brother Li is so anxious, could it be that you also have a concubine who is waiting for you to die?" back……"

"Hey, you didn't know this." The founding emperor of the First Tang Dynasty Heida Bian Dynasty joined the battle: "That concubine of his is more than just having an affair with someone. Guess who that person is?"

"Who?" Liu Bang became interested immediately. If you don't eat such a big melon, you won't get it for free.

"His prince!" Zhu Yuanzhang answered quickly from the side.

Lao Zhu, who had been annoyed by Li Qing for many years, also joined the battle group at this time.

The irritating feeling was really good, and Lao Zhu was even a little addicted.

*Resentment value from Li Shimin +10000

Now Lao Li can't wait to go to Yonghui Dynasty immediately and wait for that bastard Li Zhi to beat him up.

Shame, shame!

Liu Bang was so happy that he couldn't speak for a long time.

Hey, you kid still want to see Naigong’s jokes? Are you okay now? You are a joke to yourself! happy! Be happy!

"Guess what, that concubine actually became his son's queen. After his son's death, she not only took over the throne, but even sought power to usurp the throne, changed the Tang Dynasty to Zhou Dynasty, and slaughtered all the Li clan..." Zhao Kuangyin added .

*Resentment value from Li Shimin +20000

"Hahahahahaha..." Liu Bang couldn't hold himself any longer. He patted his thigh and said happily: "So there is such a thing. It's really... it's really..."

He thought for a long time but couldn't find a suitable adjective. He sat there slapping his thighs and laughing wildly.

Li Shimin looked at everyone with a look of resentment, and his mind was full of how to beat Li Zhi.

"However, the food review did not end well. In the third year of Emperor Wen of Han Dynasty, Huainan Li Wang Liu Chang carried a large iron spine and smashed it into small cakes." Li Qing said with a smile.

"Well done!" Liu Bang clapped his hands, "I said you were like me, and it turned out to be true!"

After saying a few words, I felt something was wrong: "Why is the posthumous title "Li"? Could it be that he offended Heng?"

Li Qing spread his hands and said: "Liu Chang was domineering and domineering. He often went hunting with Liu Heng because of his favor. He did not use Han law in the fiefdom and made his own laws. In the sixth year of Emperor Xiaowen, Liu Chang contacted the Xiongnu and Minyue leaders to plot a rebellion. The incident was revealed He was detained. The court officials discussed the death penalty, but Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty pardoned him, abolished the title of king, and relegated him to Qiongyou, Yandao, Shu County. He died on a hunger strike on the way, and was given the posthumous title of King Li."

"Oh, it turned out to be a rebellion, no wonder." Liu Bang smacked his lips: "It seems that Chang is a dishonest boy and even colluded with the Huns. Heng is still soft-hearted towards him."

When Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang heard this, they suddenly came to their senses.

What the hell did you tell Liu Bang about the Emperor of the Han Dynasty? You tell me, from beginning to end, they are basically either wise emperors or normal people. Those with mental problems are destroyed in seconds. Even the most anthropomorphic Han Ling Emperor is so handsome compared with Choros Qizhen...

The emperor of the Han Dynasty was quite high in terms of upper limit - but in terms of lower limit, he was also the top of so many dynasties. The bad emperors of other dynasties were so bad that they revealed their own personalities.

There shouldn't be many people who can let Liu Bang break through his defense.

Coupled with his open-minded temperament, basically there should be no.

Then we can only count on a wave of Wang Mang.

(End of this chapter)