Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 205 The Great Han Chess Saint

"What about Heng's son?" Liu Bang took a sip of melon seeds and asked curiously: "After me, Ying and Heng, it's time for the big man to have a foolish king, right?"

"Uh, I'm sorry." Li Qing sighed, glanced sympathetically at the three Li Shimin people who were squatting on the ground and drawing circles, and said to Liu Bang: "You, the seventh-generation emperor of the Han Dynasty, are too young or have been in power for less than a year. No, there are eight including Empress Lu..."

Indeed, even Emperor Xiaohui Liu Ying could not fault him except that his character was a little too pure and kind. But apart from being a bit softer, his painting style is not much different from that of Emperor Wen Liu Heng, both of whom are pensioners who rest with the people.

Furthermore, it is said that Zhu Biao is the most stable prince in history. In fact, this is not the case. The most stable prince should be Liu Ying, the first crown prince in history. Zhu Biao was stable because Zhu Yuanzhang did not want to abolish him; but Liu Ying was stable because Liu Bang could not abolish him just because he wanted to.

First of all, Liu Ying's mother is the first queen in the history of our country, and the first powerful queen with original shares. She is also a strong woman + female wolf destroyer who can be in the top three no matter how she is ranked. Liu Ying's mother's family is powerful, and they are all old friends who followed Liu Bang to conquer the world. His aunt had a husband who was a little famous. He was Fan Kuai in the middle school textbook "Hongmen Banquet".

Prime Minister Xiao He, needless to say, is a die-hard princeling. Zhang Liang, who was strategizing and winning a decisive victory thousands of miles away, was also a known princeling. Zhou Chang, one of the protagonists of "Qi Qi Ai Ai", is a censor doctor who is one of the three nobles. He "does not dare to obey the imperial edict in Qi Qi Ai" because of Liu Ying.

Sometimes Liu Bang is more angry with Liu Ying than to argue with him. Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty's kindness was thick and black, but Liu Ying's kindness was really not false at all.

If it were Li Zhi, he would have asked Empress Lu to kill Liu Ruyi and King Qi Daohui Liu Fei - and even do it happily, after all, someone would take the blame for him.

This is also Liu Ying's biggest shortcoming. As an emperor, his face is not thick enough, his heart is not dark enough, and his methods are not strong enough.

The reason for the depression of the three Li Shimin is that first of all, after Li Shimin experienced the great ancestor Li Yuan, Taizong himself, and the emperor Li Zhi, the level of the emperor began to be uneven. After reaching the mixed reputation of Li Longji, it fell off a cliff; and Zhao Kuangyin Needless to say, except for Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Xu, the entire Da Bian Dynasty was Da Bian; not to mention Zhu Yuanzhang. At present, the lowest limit of descendants is with him - among these four dynasties, who can Is there a lower limit for Ross Qi Zhen? That has to wait for Wanyan Gou in the Southern Song Dynasty.

Liu Bang was very happy after hearing Li Qing's words "Seven Generations of Gods".

It doesn’t matter whether you die or not, it’s more gratifying to have outstanding offspring, isn’t it? You see, the Qin State is only six generations old, and even Qin Shihuang is only seven generations old. We can't even count the two kings of Xiaowen Wang Yingzhu and Zhuangxiang Wang Yingzichu who "enjoyed the country for only a short time".

He was even more happy when he saw the expressions on the faces of the three brothers who were traveling with him, as if they had eaten a big dumpling.

They look bad, what does that mean? It shows that their descendants are completely inferior to Naigong’s!

Thinking of this, Liu Bang also secretly decided, this thing... Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. Don't be a fool for your children and grandchildren. Even if one or two outrageous things happen in the future, it is reasonable.

After all, if you come out to fool around, you will always have to pay it back.

"Speaking of Han Jing Emperor Liu Qi, the son of Han Wen Emperor Liu Heng, we have to mention his nickname." Li Qing said with a smile: "Liu Qi, known as the Great Han Chess Saint..."

As soon as these words came out, Lao Li and the other three, who were still depressed, couldn't help laughing.

What the hell kind of nickname is this? Who took it? Not only does it fit the character's image, it's also realistic.

It's just that others use their brains when playing chess, but Liu Qi plays chess to open up their brains.

"Is it possible that Liu Qi particularly likes playing chess?" Liu Bang asked, raising his eyebrows in surprise. He was not worried that Liu Qi was a fool, but he was just curious about Liu Qi's hobbies.

Li Shimin said with a smile: "Old Liu, you don't know what your good grandson did. He played chess with Liu Xian, the son of King Liu Bi of Wu, who was the crown prince of Wu at that time, and the two got into a dispute. , Liu Qi was so angry that he picked up the chessboard and smashed Liu Xian to death!"

He fully expected Liu Bang to be angry, but he never expected Liu Bang to burst into laughter.

"Okay! This kid likes me!"

Lao Zhu and the others:?

What's the matter? If you beat your grandnephew to death, will he be like you?

They also saw that Liu Bang was really happy and was not pretending at all. They all changed the name of Liu Qi from "Liu Qi" to "Qi", which obviously meant closeness.

"My father always said that Zhong is a good ruler of the family and is a hundred times better than me. Now I don't know how high he is compared to Zhong." Liu Bang said happily: "Now it seems that Zhong's grandson is not as good as my grandson. He was killed by a chessboard, hahahaha..."

"..." The people present were a little speechless.

Good guy, are you so narrow-minded?

Of course, people who have never experienced it may not be able to understand it. If it were someone else, they would have been told by their parents since childhood that they were not as good as the second brother, and that the second brother got more of the family property, so he could not get much of it, and he was scolded every day. Suddenly one day you become rich and become an emperor. Wouldn't that be a great feeling?

I told you to say that I am not as good as your second brother every day. How about now? How am I better than my second brother? Second brother can earn you a supreme emperor?

But Liu Bang's pettiness didn't stop there. He thought that his eldest half-brother, Uncle Liu, loved him very much. Sometimes Liu Bang would get into trouble, and he would go to his house with his friends to eat. Later, Uncle Liu passed away, and his sister-in-law was very tired of her brother-in-law who always came to eat. Once when she brought someone to eat, her sister-in-law deliberately kept scratching the bottom of the pot, pretending that the rice was already finished. After the guests left, Liu Bang quietly went to the kitchen and saw that there was still rice in the pot, so he felt very grudge against his sister-in-law.

In the month after Liu Bang destroyed the overlord of Western Chu, Liu Bang honored his eldest brother Liu Bo as the Marquis of Wu Ai, but did not give his son Liu Xinghou. Liu Taigong asked Liu Bang why he didn't ennoble your eldest brother's son Liu Xin alone. Liu Bang said that it was not because he had forgotten, but because his mother was not a loyal and generous person.

Later, Liu Bang gritted his teeth and gave Liu a genjiehou. "Genjie" means scraping the bottom of the pot with a spoon...

After being given such a narrow-minded name, Liu Bang, who took revenge, finally regained his psychological balance and named his sister-in-law "Yin'an Marquis", becoming the first female Marquis in Chinese history. Later, the Marquis of Yin'an and the court officials welcomed Liu Heng, the acting king, to the capital and ascended the throne.

"Don't look at me either. My grandson is definitely right." Liu Bang curled his lips: "Liu Bi established his kingdom in the land of Wu, relying on the mountains and rivers to cut the mountains into copper and boil the sea into salt. He must have had a disobedient heart. ; If he were not arrogant and domineering, how dare Liu Xian dare to argue with the current crown prince in the capital?"

This is true, and Liu Bang's analysis is not unreasonable.

This clue alone can determine that King Wu Liu Bi has rebellious intentions. Liu Bang is indeed the most powerful feudal emperor praised by the teacher.

"Bangzi is great." Li Qing stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up: "During the period of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, King Wu Liu Bi really rebelled. He gathered together King Liu Wu of Chu, King Liu Sui of Zhao, King Liu Biguang of Jinan, King Liu Xian of Zichuan, and King Liu Xian of Jiaoxi. , Jiaodong King Liu Xiongqu and other seven kingdoms raised troops, known as the "Qingjun side", claiming that they only wanted to kill Chao Cuo who presented the "Cutting the Vassal Policy", which was known as the Rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms in history."

*Sad value from Liu Bang +100

"The descendants of Jiao also rebelled?" Liu Bang couldn't help but be a little shocked. This was something he didn't expect.

Jiao refers to Liu Jiao, King of Chu Yuan, who is Liu Bang's half-brother. The two had a very close relationship before Liu Bang ascended the throne and became emperor.

His descendants rebelled, and Liu Bang was really sad.

Sad, but not completely sad.

As for the so-called Qingjun side, Liu Bang was a bit disdainful.

Anyone who is not a fool will know what the purpose of your rebellion is, and you are still using the banner of Qingjun, bah, disgusting, I even turned off the light!

"During the mourning period when your little wife Bo Ji passed away... she should have been called the Empress Dowager at that time," Li Qing explained to Liu Bang: "Liu Wu served as Empress Dowager Bo and committed adultery. Liu Qinian had a brotherhood with the same clan and did not adopt the method of execution by the court officials. Liu Wu's suggestion was to only deprive him of Donghai County as punishment. Therefore, Liu Wu held a grudge and hit it off with Liu Bi."

The private rape here can be understood as adultery or force... No matter which of the two, it is a serious crime during the mourning period, and as a rule, the country should be expelled. Liu Qi really cared about brotherhood and showed mercy.

"It's too easy, it's too easy." Liu Bang waved his hand, "This mistake, which deprived him of his kingdom, is reasonable. It's true that Qi Ye doesn't know the principle of suffering from the consequences of killing a tiger."

Lao Liu is still very firm in supporting his grandson.

"Then how did the Seven Kingdoms Rebellion end?" Liu Bang asked again.

"Liu Qi made Zhou Yafu, the second son of Jianghou Zhou Bo, his chief lieutenant and ordered him to lead his troops to annihilate the Wu-Chu coalition. In just three months, Zhou Yafu completely put down the rebellion." Li Qing said with a smile.

At this point, Lao Li and the three of them were a little jealous.

Zhou Yafu, a good general...

"I said back then that anyone who secures the Liu family will be strong." Liu Bang sighed: "My father helped me conquer the world and wiped out all the Lu behind me. My son helped my grandson to destroy the six kingdoms. This family is a good minister." ah……"

Li Shimin nodded and said: "Indeed, Liu Heng once told Liu Qi, who was the prince at the time, that when the country was in trouble, he should ask Yafu. As expected, it was Zhou Yafu who helped Liu Qi put down the chaos of the Seven Kingdoms."

"I saw the right person." Liu Bang was a little complacent.

When it comes to knowing and employing people, Liu Bang is quite confident.

"It's a pity that Zhou Yafu didn't end well. His political consciousness was too poor." Zhu Yuanzhang sighed: "Not only did he oppose Liu Qi's dethronement of the crown prince, but he also offended Queen Wang and Liang Wang Liu Wu. His son bought five hundred pieces of armor privately, thinking He wanted to be buried with him, but was reported. Tingwei summoned Zhou Yafu to confront him on the spot and forced him to admit to treason. Zhou Yafu was stubborn and refused to give in to the officials, so he went on a hunger strike for five days and died."

"This Qi is so confusing." Liu Bang sighed and shook his head: "Shouldn't this kind of lonely minister who offends a group of people should be put to good use? Even if he has a more arrogant temper, so what?"

Liu Bang's meaning was obvious. It would be a pity to let Zhou Yafu die like this. No matter what, he would have to bear a lot of blame before he died.

I have to say that those of you who play politics have dirty hearts. "After the successive governance of Han Wen Emperor Liu Heng and Han Jing Emperor Liu Qi and their sons, the Han Dynasty was full of vitality, and everything was in a state of competition." Li Qing smacked his lips and said to Liu Bang: "During this period, history is called 'Wen' "Jing Zhi Zhi' was the first rule of the feudal dynasty."

"Hmm... Not bad!" Liu Bang was very happy, "Master Immortal, there is some wine, I'm a little thirsty."

Li Qing took out a box of iced Coke from the system and placed it on the ground. He took out a can and opened the Coke with a demonstration: "Here, drink this, Coke."

"Hey, it's Coke." Li Shimin immediately stepped forward and took out a can. Tang people loved sweets the most, especially Li Shimin, who simply couldn't put it down.

If possible, he would die in a honeypot.

Liu Bang also followed Li Qing's example and picked up a can, opened it like Li Qing, and took a swig.

The cold cola has an unusually rich taste, a sweet feeling, and the cool bubbles, giving Liu Bang a whole new feeling.

"It's so cool." Liu Bang sighed and let out a long burp.

It's very sweet. How much honey is needed for this small jar... Liu Bang looked at the Coke jar and couldn't help but sigh.

It would be really coke if I could drink this little thing called "Coke" every day.

"Don't just drink Coke, have something exciting." Li Qing took out a bunch of snacks and said, "Tear it open along the opening. You can eat the contents inside... Well, if your hands are dirty, use this toilet paper to wipe them."

"It's amazing." Liu Bang couldn't help but sigh.

Chen Ping, who was standing aside, came up with a frown on his face. He had been squatting aside and listening for a long time. Seeing the immortal master bestowing a bunch of "precious treasures from the immortal world", he didn't care much and just came up to eat and drink.

What kind of emperor there is, there are what kind of ministers. Although Chen Ping looks handsome and upright like Zhu Shimao, his personality is a bit ruffian.

"Come on, come on, why don't you eat something and squat aside?" Liu Bang didn't mind either, but waved to Chen Ping and asked him to sit next to him.

"This... then I would like to thank your majesty." Chen Ping pretended to salute, but in fact he was leaning towards Liu Bang while saluting, and he couldn't wait for it.

When he arrived at Liu Bang's side, Chen Ping took the Coke that Liu Bang handed him, opened it with a snap, took a swig, raised his head to the sky and let out a long belch.

"Comfortable! I have lived in vain all these years! Today I know the joy of life."

"Hey, if you follow the immortal master, there will be many opportunities in the future." Zhao Kuangyin said with a smile.

"Indeed." Liu Bang nodded in agreement.

"What about after the Wenjing Reign?" Liu Bang took out a few chili sticks from his bag and asked, "The two of them have laid a solid foundation. As the saying goes, if you accumulate more and more, your successors should explode." ?”

It was indeed an explosion. More than just an explosion, it was almost an explosion.

Before he could answer, there was a burst of noise from below.

"We'll talk about it on the way back. Looking at their harvest, it seems like they caught a big fish."

Following Li Qing's words, Liu Bang also stopped his curiosity and lowered his head to look down the mountain.

After a while, a group of Han soldiers came over with a richly dressed Hun man tied up.

"Your Majesty, we have captured the Great Chanyu!" the leading Han soldier shouted happily.

Liu Bang looked up and saw that he didn't recognize him either. He had heard of such a person but had never seen him before.

"Are you just Moton?"

"It's me." Although Maodun Shanyu was defeated, he did not become a bereaved dog like Jieli Khan.

He stood there with his head held high, and those who didn't know thought he was the winner.

"If you don't hunt in your Mobei and live in pursuit of water and grass, why are you going south?" Liu Bang asked cheerfully.

"If you don't come now, I'll trouble you to go far away." Maodun Shanyu snorted coldly.

He refused to accept it, but the artillery was really ferocious, and Mao Dun definitely didn’t want to experience any more volleys.

He was lucky. Three of the thousands of captain guards around him died, and the remaining one couldn't walk clearly and was swaying as if he was drunk.

As an ancient person, Maodun Shanyu may not have known that this symptom was called "shell shock" in later generations, and its scientific name is "post-traumatic stress disorder," which is also commonly known as "PTSD."

"Hahaha...you are captured today, what else can you say?" Liu Bang asked again after laughing twice.

"If you want to kill or behead me, please do as you please." Mao Dun sneered: "But Shanyu has his own way of death. I hope the Great Emperor of the Han Dynasty will not humiliate me."

Liu Bang shook his head and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't kill you. As long as you are willing to surrender, I will not only let you live well, but also make you the King of Guiyi."

Modun Chanyu shook his head and refused: "The Xiongnu has no great Chanyu to surrender, so you'd better give me a good time!"

Liu Bang knew that no matter how much he tried to persuade him, it would be useless, and it would also be an insult to the hero Mao Dun.

Besides, Mao Dun's attitude of not caring about death made him not want to humiliate this hero.

If Mao Dun knelt down and begged for mercy like a wimp, Liu Bang would look down on him.

He waved his hand and said to the Han soldiers: "Take it down, give me a glass of poisonous wine, leave a whole body for the Great Chanyu, and bury him with the courtesy of a prince!"

Modun Shanyu stroked his chest and saluted Liu Bang, and walked away neatly without saying a word.

Looking at Modun Shanyu's back, everyone couldn't help but sigh.

"Mao Dun is indeed a hero." Li Shimin couldn't help but sigh: "If Jieli Khan had half the courage of Mao Dun, I wouldn't find it boring."

Liu Bang raised his head and looked at Li Shimin: "Why, Brother Li has also captured the leader of the grassland?"

Li Shimin laughed and said: "Of course, in the fourth year of Zhenguan, my army raided north and captured Jieli alive and surrendered in front of me. Jieli even danced for me in the palace, hahahaha."

Liu Bang couldn't help being stunned. He was stunned for a long time and couldn't help laughing.

"If Mao Dun looked like this, I would probably find it boring too."

"Hey, Brother Liu." Li Shimin came over, "I have a business here, do you want to do it? Don't worry - I'm not making money from you, I'm giving you money."

Originally, Liu Bang was a little wary. If you do business with me in Datang, isn't that just dumping? But when he heard the money was given, Liu Bang's mind became active.

Give money, give money.

"What kind of business is it? Ji Yuan is all ears!" Liu Bang said to Li Shimin, the God of Wealth, very sincerely.

(Ask for monthly ticket)

(End of this chapter)