Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 206 Touch your Sima Zhao’s heart

If you want to say whether Liu Bang was poor, then he was really poor.

Now Kuniko is so poor that he wishes he had to pay in installments just to buy a loincloth.

What happened to the poverty in the early Western Han Dynasty? The emperor's carriages were not equipped with horses of the same color, and the generals and ministers could only travel in ox-carts.

Since the emperor could not possess a royal horse, but the generals and prime ministers would ride in ox-carts, the people would have nothing to hide... rice could cost as much as one hundred thousand gold, and a horse would cost a hundred gold. This describes the poor people's livelihood in the early Western Han Dynasty.

"Sell all the prisoners you captured to me." Li Shimin said with a smile: "Twenty taels of silver for a young man, ten taels for women and children, I want as much as you have."

"How much do you want?" Liu Bang's breathing became rapid. He was really poor, so poor that he urinated blood.

"Well, it's our first meeting, so we don't have much as a gift. By the way, I'll give you 10 million shi of food." Li Shimin waved his hand and said it was just drizzle.

What is the gold content of an industrial country? (akimbo).

Datang's current potatoes and sweet potatoes are almost rotting. If it hadn't been for the development of something called vermicelli, they would have been used to feed livestock.

Feeding animals was really too sinful for the people of Tang Dynasty who had just lived a good life for a few days.

Feeding the best food to the livestock is a sin!

"Brother! You are really... my biological brother!" Liu Bang clapped his hands on his thighs and said to Li Shimin overjoyed.

He wanted to say it was Nai Gong, but he felt that saying so was firstly impolite, and secondly, he was underqualified.

I can't call you brother, but you can call me dad, right?

Ten million stones of grain, even if the entire Han Dynasty empties it, may not be able to collect it.

Liu Bang couldn't help but be curious, how powerful was the Tang Dynasty to be able to gather so much food?

At the same time, he was still a little annoyed.

"Hey, Mao Dun brought so many people with him this time. I guess even if we capture them all, they won't be able to get much money in exchange for twenty or thirty thousand."

After listening to Liu Bang's words, Zhu Yuanzhang couldn't help but smile.

This old gangster is still not quick enough.

"Old Li's deal is long-term, why can't you learn from me? Find a few generals and take people to the grassland to arrest people."

"Yes!" Liu Bang became interested immediately. He was a man without any idol baggage.

Isn't it just to capture a few Huns? Just catch it.

"After I go back, I will ask people to take the army to the grasslands to make money!" Liu Bang said viciously: "This business must be done!"

Anyway, the people captured are not my fellow citizens, why should I care about him?

At the end, Liu Bang confirmed again with some worry: "Will it still be the same price in the future?"

"Don't worry, I won't lose you a penny." Li Shimin chuckled and patted his shoulders to confirm.

Zhu Yuanzhang also said at the side: "These days, we let Lan Yu and the others capture from the grassland... the people who came to preach have already exchanged more than 10 million taels of silver with Lao Li, whether they are buying boats from him, The money to buy the armor has already been spent."

"I'm really envious that you still have money to make." Zhao Kuangyin looked like he was looking at the world's invincible opponents. "The property I have captured over the years is enough for me to form an invincible fleet..."

Zhu Yuanzhang, Liu Bang:...

I knew you, Lao Zhao, were rich, but I didn’t expect you, Lao Zhao, to be so rich.

Even if the Taiping Xingguo experienced the failure of the Northern Expedition... No, now Zhao Dezhao is called Jianxing after he ascended the throne. Even if the Jianxing Dynasty experienced the failure of the Northern Expedition, the treasury is still full... but the people are poorer.

However, with Li Shimin's assistance, Zhao Dezhao's determined reforms, and Zhu Yuanzhang's advice, the people's living conditions have improved a lot.

Lao Zhu's method is very simple. He uses fourteen words to deal with those corrupt officials who harm the people.

"Suddenly, a madman sharpens his sword at night, and the emperor's star flutters high."

The killing is over, and there are various killing methods, such as peeling the skin to make the grass solid, and killing the mosquitoes... highlighting the imaginative and unrestrained nature.

Now the officials under Zhao Dezhao use "Emperor Zhu is coming" to scare their own children. This method is particularly effective. Children who could not stop crying not only stopped crying after hearing this sentence, but were even frightened. Hiccups.

Compared with Zhao Dezhao, Zhao Kuangyin is very worried.

Without him, he would have too few humanoids under his command.

Even Zhao Tingmei of the Jianxing Dynasty, plus his sons Zhao Dezhao, Zhao Defang and Zhao Guangmei of the Kaibao Dynasty, could not fill the Northern Song Dynasty.

Song Renzong, Song Yingzong, and Song Shenzong all have to be replaced. Especially that...who? Yes, the chief and deputy heads of the Xuexiang inspection team were Song Huizong and Song Qinzong. It is simply unjust that these two things should not be replaced.

Thinking again about the group of insects in the Southern Song Dynasty, Zhao Kuangyin was really tired and unlovable.

Tired, destroy it.

"How about, Old Liu." Zhao Kuangyin sighed and said, "You lend me your current son Liu Heng, and I throw him to the Southern Song Dynasty to become the emperor..."

"Ah?" Liu Bang was a little confused. Can he borrow this at will?

"Almost none of my descendants have taken human form." Zhao Kuangyin's expression was as if he had eaten the Song Dynasty. "Instead of letting them cause harm, it is better to hand it over to more capable people to prevent the common people from suffering."

What he said was completely true. In fact, Lao Zhao didn't have too many thoughts about the descendants of future generations. If you can't help yourself, then don't help at all. Instead of mentally draining yourself, it's better to pass it on to others.

"If any of you wants it, the Southern Song Dynasty can get a share." Zhao Kuangyin shook his head and sighed: "I don't want much, so I will take one hundred thousand taels of silver from the income of that plane. What do you think?"

"It's a deal, double happiness!" Liu Bang agreed immediately.

He had discussed these issues with Li Shimin a long time ago. Is the silver reserve in a plane more than 100,000,000? I'm afraid there are hundreds of thousands of them.

Of course Zhao Kuangyin knew it, but he was really powerless.

Rather than wiping the butt of future generations, it is better to sell it.

The Northern Song Dynasty was about killing and the Southern Song Dynasty was about selling and selling. Anyway, the Southern Song Dynasty was much worse than the Northern Song Dynasty, so it was better to sell it.

"We agreed in advance that Xin Qiji's dynasty would be left to me." Li Shimin leaned back and his eyes were as bright as lightning: "I really like such loyal ministers, good generals and scholars who are famous in history..."

"Well, I'd like to remind you." Li Qing corrected Li Shimin: "If possible, Xin Qiji would rather be a general who confines himself to the wolf than a scholar who can only write poems."

*Annoyance value from Zhao Kuangyin +20000

Damn it, how many loyal ministers and good generals have these unworthy descendants suffered!

"Then we want Yue Fei." Zhu Yuanzhang hugged his arms and said, "He Wan Yan Ge doesn't know how to cherish him, so let's cherish him!"

Liu Bang immediately jumped to his feet and said: "You wait and divide the accounts. After I read the history books of the Song Dynasty, we will divide the accounts together! What are you in a hurry for?"

Zhao Kuangyin was holding his forehead tiredly on the side. If you are tired, destroy it.

"I suggest you don't be anxious. After all, I can go to your place more than just here." Li Qing glanced at the new "Qing" that came out of the world tree, and the "Song and Yuan" that came out of the forked tree of the Han Dynasty, and a few thoughts crossed his mind. A full stop.

Good guy, I can understand the Liu and Song Dynasties in the Southern Dynasties. After all, Liu Yu is a descendant of Liu Jiao, King of the Chu Yuan Dynasty - but what is going on with your Yuan Dynasty?

Damn it, Yuan?

Is it really Liu Tiezhu? It seems that DNA sequencing is indeed correct.

But no matter what happens, the emperor will have to change. China is not based on blood, but it has cultural identity.

The "Qing" fork-shaped tree disappeared in Jiaqing, perhaps because of the intervention of some mysterious Si Lingsi power, and you cannot go there after this period. However, as an iron-blooded emperor, Li Qing could not help Qing. Instead, he could help the Eight Banners to urbanize. A one-day trip to Siberia for mining should be enough.

It's a pity that I can't go to the dynasties after Jiaqing, otherwise I would have given Daoguang and Daiying a little double shock no matter what.

"There are still some dynasties, such as the Meng Yuan Dynasty, which Lao Zhu rebelled against, and the Manchu Qing Dynasty, which took over the Central Plains after the Ming Dynasty. You..." *Rage value from Liu Bang +20000

"Fuck you!" Liu Bang swung the coke in his hand and said, "This is the world that belongs to the public, and we descendants of China can do it! How can those barbarians be so virtuous that they are worthy of taking over the Central Plains?"

"Hey, that's right Bangzi." Li Qing gave Liu Bang a thumbs up.

It's really not easy to earn some emotional points from you, how long have you been doing this? ah? When you have known Zhu Yuanzhang for as long as you have, everyone will tell you about it.

Old Liu's thinking is also very simple. The meat must at least rot in the pot and let a group of aliens pick it up. What's going on? You said that if you have some cultural identity, right? Even if you recognize Dayu as your ancestor?

"Could it be that a big man like me died at the hands of a foreign race?" Liu Bang suddenly asked in alarm.

Li Qing shook his head and gave Liu Bang reassurance with a smile: "Don't worry, Bangzi. Even if you are a big man like you, even if you are dead, you can pretend to be dead and give a foreigner a beating."

There is indeed nothing wrong with them. Both Cao Wei and Ji Han can beat up the surrounding barbarians.

"There is a saying that 'a country will be destroyed by weakness, and a single Han will be destroyed by strength.' This is what it means." Zhu Yuanzhang's tone was a little sour.

But so what, future generations will not live up to expectations.

"The only Han Dynasty died by force? Haha..." Liu Bang was very happy after hearing this: "I like this, Immortal Master, how did the emperor after Wenjing's rule perform?"

"Including the young emperors before and after the Han Dynasty, there were fifteen emperors in total, and only four of them had temple names. They were Emperor Taizu Gao of Han Dynasty, Emperor Taizong Wen of Han Dynasty Liu Heng, Emperor Shizongwu of Han Dynasty Liu Che, and Emperor Zongxuan of Han Dynasty Liu Xun. .”

"And Emperor Shizongwu was the first emperor after the Wenjing rule, Liu Qi's son, Liu Che." Li Qing said with a smile: "And Liu Xun is his great-grandson."

"Let's talk about Liu Che first. After he took the throne, he immediately changed his strategy towards the Huns, from defense to offense. But this guy is also very powerful. Marrying a wife can bring him two super generals. His conjugated brother-in-law and brother-in-law Wei Qing repeatedly attacked the Xiongnu so hard that there was no royal court in Monan; his nephew Huo Qubing even achieved the highest achievement of a general in the future - sealing the wolf to Xu."

"It's... well, although Liu Che is a talented and strategic man, the country has long been exhausted due to years of conquests. He himself is somewhat involved in that, and can be equated with Qin Shihuang in his later years. Later generations always refer to the two together." Emperor Qin and Emperor Wu of Han."

*Rage value from Liu Bang +10000

"How can this bastard be the same as Ying Zheng?" Liu Bang couldn't help but exclaimed: "My old Liu family also has a tyrant, right?"

"But in general, he is similar to Qin Shihuang. He is cruel to cruelty, but his achievements cannot be erased." Li Qing spread his hands, "But your great-grandson is a bit too much. In his later years, because of a few slanders from traitorous ministers, he actually became a A "witchcraft disaster" occurred, causing father and son to become suspicious."

"Prince Liu Zheng hurriedly raised troops and fought with Prime Minister Liu Quyou and others in Chang'an City. He was defeated and went into hiding. When the officials discovered that he was being rounded up, he was forced to commit suicide. The crown prince's mother, Queen Wei Zifu, also hanged himself in the palace."

"Later, Tian Qianqiu filed a lawsuit against him, so the Liu Che clan exterminated Jiang Chong's family and built a womb for mourning and a place to mourn after returning. His grandson Liu Xun, Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, succeeded to the throne, and his posthumous title was "戾"."

"Bah, this little bastard." Liu Bang spat fiercely: "What on earth did he think that he would wrongfully accuse the prince because of the villain's words? Still thinking about the womb? The belated affection is as cheap as grass!"

Liu Bang was not angry because Liu Che wronged his son, but because the boy believed the villain's words indiscriminately.

"I don't know, that's what he is anyway." Li Qing said with a smile: "But it's still early for Liu Che. After we return to Chang'an, we can pack up and go for a walk in a fun place."

"Where to go?" Liu Bang became interested.

As a ranger, he likes to idle most of his life. Since becoming emperor, I don't have so many free days. Now that Li Qing said he could go out and have fun, he naturally became interested.

affairs of state? Oh, leave it to your daughter-in-law, she is happy to do that anyway.

Lu Pheasant is a woman who has been tested by history, and Liu Bang is still very assured of her.

What do you think Liu Ruyi should do? Well, if you die, you will die.

Besides, now that he is still alive, I understand that a woman like Lu Pheasant would not dare to commit murder in front of her.

Liu Ruyi, Ruyi is still useful if she keeps it. At least it can let Mrs. Qi unlock some new tricks, right?

It's just a pity that the prince can no longer use the carrot on the stick. Liu Bang is a little depressed now.

He complained about this problem to Li Qing, but Li Qing took out a bunch of pills for him.

"Here, hide these gourds. Each one inside is a mini monkey version of youth rejuvenation pill. The more you eat, the younger you will become." Li Qing said with a smile: "The effect is relatively poor, but it is still visible to the naked eye. Use There’s no better way to deal with a woman.”

"What a good thing..." Liu Bang immediately accepted a few bottles of gourds, thinking that such a good thing... might as well give it to the old Zhuhuang Lu Pheasant.

Hmm...Although Lu Pheasant is older now, he can't help but look so beautiful when he was young...

If it weren't for her good looks, Nai Gong wouldn't have married her.

Along the way, Liu Bang dragged Li Qing to tell him the story of his descendants. Li Qing couldn't stand it anymore, so he turned on the holographic projection and let him watch it in the car.

Liu Bang nodded while watching. Especially for Wang Mang, Liu Bang liked Wang Mang so much that he couldn't like it anymore.

At that time, the Han Dynasty had a problem with its theme and thinking. If it were replaced by a talented and ambitious emperor, he might be overthrown by the Republic before half of his vision was realized. Seeing that the big man was about to have a thunderstorm, there was a loud bang in the sky, and Wang Mang made a brilliant appearance. Not only did he absorb all the resentment of the world against the Liu family, he also detonated all the thunder, which was equivalent to giving the Liu family the opportunity to go bankrupt and reorganize. Chance.

Liu Bang laughed so hard that his teeth came out. He patted his thigh and pointed at Wang Mang in the screen and said, this child is simply a great benefactor of the Liu family.

If possible, he wanted all the emperors of the Eastern Han Dynasty to kowtow to Wang Mang. He didn't care. After all, Wang Mang was his junior.

Li Qing also saw that it was unrealistic to expect Liu Bang to explode his emotional value. There were really not many people who could break Liu Bang's defense.

Liu Bang just didn't like Dong Zhuo very much. In his opinion, the decline of the Han Dynasty was a normal operation, and Naigong didn't care about it very much.

"If the whole world is taken over by the Liu family, how will others live?" This was Liu Bang's own murmur.

Cao Cao isn't really annoying, he's just popular. He liked Liu Bei very much and felt that Liu Bei was similar to himself. But those rats in Jiangdong...

*Contempt value from Liu Bang +20000

"My mother, why are Jiangdong so full of rats?" Liu Bang couldn't help but cursed after seeing Guan Yu defeating Maicheng.

Seeing Sima Yi defrauding Luoshui and feigning illness to earn money from Cao Shuang, Liu Bang muttered that he was a damn grandson; when he saw Sima Zhao instructing Cheng Ji to kill the king in the street, he really broke his guard.

*Rage value from Liu Bang +100000

"Ah——!!!" Liu Bang overturned the table in the car and roared: "I have never seen such a shameless person!!!"

Sima Zhao in the picture is still fainting, and the ministers beside him are touching his Sima Zhao's heart.

(Touch your Sima Zhao heart)

To be fair, Bangzi is a man who values ​​loyalty and affection. After Cao Cao belonged to Cao Shen, the heroes were divided during the Three Kingdoms period. It was Cao Cao himself who unified the north, so it is reasonable to usurp the throne. Coupled with his bloodline, this is considered rotten in the pot.

But who are you, Sima Yi? Father and son have been lying dormant for so many years, fighting against each other and using evil forces. They must want to replace the emperor and then make peace, and then quickly?

Of course, he also knew about Liu Xiu's swearing by Luoshui, and at the same time he was thinking about it and looking forward to Liu Xiu's reaction when he found out that Sima Yi would ruin his reputation of "swearing by Luoshui" in future generations.

"This Jin Dynasty is as bad as the Da Bian Dynasty." Zhu Yuanzhang, who was watching the excitement from the side, did not mind it. "At least the Da Bian Dynasty still has an emperor like Brother Zhao who can stand up, so the entire Jin Dynasty basically has no How can I get by?"

"Hey, you can't say that." Li Shimin pulled Zhu Yuanzhang aside: "At least the Jin Dynasty was unified once..."

*The frustration value from Zhao Kuangyin +50000

It hurts, it hurts too much.

Among the emperors present here are Liu Bang of the Han Dynasty, Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty, and himself. Only Zhao Kuangyin's Song Dynasty was not unified, but a separatist regime.

But he couldn't refute it, and he even felt a little guilty - after all, the people who most hated Li Shimin were the literati in the Song Dynasty.

"Hey, hey, don't destroy the unity of the team..." Li Qing hurriedly came out to start a fight, "Old Zhao is not to blame for this matter. After all, his death was unclear, and his successor has made a lot of excuses."

"Let's have some fun chatting like this. Why don't we go for a walk in the Three Kingdoms? Wouldn't you like it..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Shimin jumped up.

"Go quickly! Brother Xian! I'm going to see Zhuge Liang!!!"

(End of this chapter)