Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 213 Ying Zheng: Your map of Dukang is a bit long.

When it comes to his own experience, Wei Rokuro is naturally not sleepy.

As Xiang Yu said, if wealth does not return home, it is like walking in brocade at night. He, Wei Liulang, has been fighting for so many years, and he is not allowed to brag about it?

"Hey, it's actually not a big deal." Wei Liulang smiled and waved his hands, with a nonchalant expression, "It's just fighting with our Majesty and traveling through time and space with the immortal master."

"Where did all that go?" Shunzi's ability to flatter others was first-rate.

"Where are you going? I told you that you can't know. Do you know where the Song Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty are?" Wei Liulang took a puff of cigarette and puffed out the smoke.

"That's because I don't know." The people on the side immediately said, "Is there anything we know about?"

"Hey, don't tell me, there really is." Wei Liulang laughed, "Do you know Liu Bang, the founder of Han Dynasty?"

"I know, I know." Someone said immediately.

Another person immediately corrected him: "Our night school teacher said that Liu Bang is actually the Taizu of the Han Dynasty..."

"It doesn't matter who the ancestor is, as long as we know it, it's the one that Gaixia forced King Chu Ba to death." The man next to him said.

As soon as Xiang Yu was mentioned, everyone had an impression.

Who doesn’t know about the Overlord of Western Chu?

"Liu Bang is trapped on Baishan Mountain, so we have to break the siege." Wei Liulang picked up the wine bowl and took a swig: "I think Maodun Shanyu can be regarded as a hero of the Huns, but it's just a matter of two or three cannons."

"Cannon?" Everyone was immediately interested. They had all heard that cannons were powerful. Wei Liulang was an artilleryman in the Tiance Army, but none of them had seen what a cannon was.

Wei Liulang laughed: "The gun is so thick."

He drew a ball the size of a bowl with a pen: "With one shot, a house as big as ours can be leveled to the ground with one shot."

"So powerful?" Everyone was stunned. It was difficult to imagine how powerful the cannon was just based on imagination.

"Of course." Wei Liulang chuckled and said, "You always set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year, right? It's just like that. With a bang, those Huns were blown to pieces."

Everyone couldn't help but be in awe, and at the same time they couldn't help but feel a little proud.

Look, this is the power of the Tang Dynasty.

Of course they will be proud, after all, life is getting better and better, and their days are getting more and more promising.

Enya Saint once said that even the poorest patriot in the East End of London could not help but think of Britain's wealth and industry. He will involuntarily puff up his chest.

This is true for poor workers in the UK, not to mention workers in Datang who are living very well.

The old will die, the strong will be useful, the young will grow, and the widowed, widowed, lonely, disabled, and sick will all be provided for. Isn't this exactly what the Book of Rites calls "the journey of the great road"?

Some time ago, Song Dezi, who worked at the factory, broke his arm. The factory compensated him with two hundred silver dollars, and after Song Dezi was discharged from the hospital, he was transferred from a front-line operation position to a less busy department. This further stimulates workers' enthusiasm for work.

The slogan in the factory is right, the factory is my home!

This is the voice of everyone.

Many people have set up memorial tablets of Li Qing at home, with different names. Miscellaneous brands such as Jiutian Yuan Lei Puhua Tianzun are almost everywhere, but it does not prevent Li Qing from collecting some emotional points every day. .

It seems that incense is still useful to some extent, and it is not like what some books assume.

It's this tablet... Well, Wen Zhong saw it and called it infringement.

"Guess, you guys, where did I just come back from?" Wei Liulang gave it a try, "Guess, you guessed it right..."

He took out a pack of Daming Palace cigarettes from his pocket and placed them on the table.

"You guessed it, this Daming Palace is yours."

"Where?" Everyone was immediately interested. This Daming Palace cost twenty silver dollars.

"I guess it must be Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty." One person said: "My son came back from school and said that during the Han Dynasty, there was a general named Huo Qubing. Feng Langju Xu was the pinnacle achievement of ancient and modern military generals..."

"Huo Qubing, Huo Qubing is nothing!" Someone immediately retorted: "Cheng Chumo, the eldest son of Duke Lu of the Tang Dynasty, was granted the title of Mount Kilimanjaro! And our Duke of Wei, Li Jing, was granted the title of Alps..."

"Didn't those two mountains change their names? Mount Kilimanjaro in Kunlun Prefecture was renamed Yuntai Mountain. What is the name of the Alps now? Oh, it's called Changbai Mountain..."

Well, there’s nothing wrong with calling the Alps Changbai Mountain. After all, Alps comes from the Latin word for “white” (albus).

"It's not Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty." Wei Liulang took a puff of cigarette and exhaled a burst of smoke with a smile.

"Not Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty? Who could it be? Emperor Guangwu?" someone asked again.

Wei Liulang still shook his head.

"Isn't it the Three Kingdoms period?" Someone suddenly asked.

It was okay if he didn't say this, but as soon as he said it, everyone gathered around him.

"Tell me! Have you seen Prime Minister Zhuge!" The big brother next to Wei Liulang pinched Wei Liulang's shoulders hard.

Wei Liulang laughed: "Hey, guess what? You really guessed it right. We followed the immortal master and rescued General Guan Yuguan first in Maicheng and then Prime Minister Zhuge in Wuzhangyuan!"

There was silence for a moment, and the big brother's hand just tightened a little more.

"You really deserve to die! You really deserve to die!!!" Big Brother's face was so distorted that he said, "I also want to see Prime Minister Zhuge!!!!"

Wei Liulang pretended to roll his eyes, but his face was full of happy laughter.

Can you stop laughing? Since joining the Tiance Army, he has often traveled through various dynasties. Which dynasty's emperors and generals did not treat him with courtesy? Besides, the equipment now is much higher than before. What about casualties? It doesn't exist. After a fight, at most one unlucky guy will sprain his ankle.

Not to mention bows and arrows, even trebuchets cannot touch their position. As soon as the cannon fired, the gunfire started more than ten miles away. Often the enemy's morale collapsed before they could even take a few steps.

After hearing that Wei Liulang had actually met Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu, all the men present became uneasy and denounced Wei Liulang. Wei Liulang had no choice but to smile and promise to give everyone some souvenirs brought back from the late Han Dynasty, which satisfied everyone.

Li Qing, who was on vacation, was not idle either. He was buried in Li Xiuning's arms and enjoying Shangguan Wan'er's massage.

This life is corrupt, too corrupt.

This has been going on for more than a month.

Hmm...you just don't have leisure, right?

"Uncle! Uncle!"

A sweet voice sounded from the speakers nearby. Li Qing looked up and saw Li Mingda with a sweet smile on her face. In her arms was Li Yuannu, a big parrot eating walnuts.

Yes, Li Shimin gave this parrot the surname Li. After all, this little guy is so rare. Whenever there is a chance, Li Shimin will definitely play a game.

Even though he is often not with Yuan Nu, Yuan Nu still remembers Li Shimin. After all, it was Li Shimin who gave him big breasts when he was a child, so it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a male mother.

Li Qing immediately got up from his gentleness. This unhealthy scene must not be seen by a child like Li Mingda.

It's not suitable for children, but don't dare to bring the child down.

Time flies, Li Mingda has also reached the age of twelve. She and Li Zhi are special. Although they don't have to go to school, they have teachers specially hired by Li Qing to teach them.

No matter what, cultural classes cannot be left behind.

You can't just hate yourself for being uneducated and go all over the world just by saying "F*ck", right?

"Aye asked me to ask you to eat." Li Mingda's voice was sweet when he saw Li Qing.

"You want me to eat? Can't you just send me a WeChat message?" Li Qing stretched out his hand to rub Yuan Nu's head, and avoided Yuan Nu's peck.

Li Mingda chuckled: "Aye said you won't reply to his message."

Li Qing:...Oh!

Yes, I was busy just now, how could I have time to care about Li Shimin's information?

Lao Li: So love will disappear, right?

"I understand, let's get over it." Li Qing said helplessly. He thought there was something important.

Who knew that Li Mingda didn't leave after hearing this, but looked at Li Xiuning who had just walked downstairs.

"Uncle, when will aunt give birth to the baby?" Li Mingda's voice was sweet.

"Ah?" Li Qing was stunned by Li Mingda's words.

Li Xiuning blushed, came over and pinched Li Qing gently, leaned over and said to Li Mingda: "I think Si Zi hates getting married, misses your little husband, right?"

Li Mingda smiled shyly and said nothing.

"It seems like we need to hurry up." Li Xiuning glanced at Li Qing meaningfully.

"I just need to take down the defensive measures." Li Qing said with a smile, it didn't matter to him anyway.

……

After staying in Daming for more than half a month, Li Qing finally got tired of waiting for him. It's time to set off to meet Fatty Ying.

Da Qin, start!

Before setting off, Li Qing received a WeChat message from Zhuge Liang.

Oh, it turns out that Liu Chan felt that Sun Quan's title of "Disobedient Marquis" was not good-sounding, so he changed it to Hefei Marquis.

Good guy, you might as well disobey your orders.

Liu Chan is such a bad boy. He kills people and wants to kill his heart?

Knowing that Sun Quan was a young man with ten thousand pockets of pigeons, and Hefei gave away one hundred thousand to his head, why did you still give him such a heart-wrenching name?

No wonder Sun Quan continuously hit hundreds of thousands of emotional points yesterday. He was waiting here.

Not many people went to Da Qin, namely Bangzi, Lao Li, Lao Zhao, Lao Zhu, and a few silly sons of Lao Zhu's family.

Zhu Ming, a boy with a frown on his face every day, would ask Li Qing to drink wine on the Qinhuai River when he had nothing to do. Li Qing refused to go every time, so Zhu Ping settled for Li Qing and went to the palace to play computer games.

He did this for a reason. After playing for a while, Li Qing felt that the heat was unbearable, so he installed an air conditioner in Prince Qin's mansion.

In the 19th year of the Qin Dynasty, Xianyang Palace.

King Qin Yingzheng was sitting behind the tall imperial court. He was wearing court clothes that were only worn during court meetings. He looked at the two people kneeling below with hawk-like eyes.

The person in front was fine, but something seemed wrong about the person in the back.

On a hot day, your face is pale and your head is covered in cold sweat?

These two people were none other than Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang.

Jing Ke glanced at the timid Qin Wuyang, frowned slightly, and felt relieved.

So what if he killed someone at the age of twelve? After all, it is the courage of an ordinary man. When it comes to the big scene, your true colors will be revealed.

Just like a little gangster, you can let him bully a common people, but let him assassinate the king of a country? Does he have the courage?

"People in the remote areas of the north have never seen the emperor, so they are a little scared. Please forgive me." Jing Ke held up his hand to make amends for Qin Wuyang: "I hope the king can forgive him so that he can complete his mission at the court meeting."

Ying Zheng nodded and said, "Since Si is like this, I won't pursue it any further."

"In the hands of the foreign minister is the head of Fan Yuqi, the traitorous general of the Qin Dynasty. The prince knew that he was guilty of serious crimes, so he beheaded him and asked his ministers to present the head of the animal." Jing Ke respectfully opened the box with both hands, and Lift it up high so that Ying Zheng can see clearly.

Ying Zheng saw clearly the prepared head in the box, nodded with satisfaction and said, "Hua E also knows that Prince Dan was his good friend back then, so he will definitely not be in trouble."

After all, the scene has to be said, and what Ying Zheng thinks is very simple. Since Prince Dan is so wise, everyone is the protagonist brother of Zhengbai Banner in Handan, and they will never treat him badly when they unify the six countries in the future.

Brothers, if you treat me well, I will not let you down.

But Ying Zheng never expected that his good brother would want to kill him all the time.

But having said that, it is not incomprehensible from the perspective of Prince Yan Dan. But from Ying Zheng's perspective, Prince Dan is the sinner who resisted reunification.

"Well, throw that one away." Ying Zheng was very satisfied. He didn't like Fan Yuqi.

After all, Fan Yuqi fled in fear of crime and traveled to various countries just to escape the punishment of the law.

Fortunately, Fa Xiaoji Dan was more sensible and helped him solve such a small trouble.

Although Ying Zheng is very fat, he is not big-hearted.

I think of the person who bullied their mother and son in Zhao State. When he conquered Handan a few days ago, he planted the soil one by one in the soil with his own hands, waiting for it to take root and sprout next spring.

Seeing Jing Ke put Fan Yuqi's head aside, Ying Zheng said again: "Where is Qin Wuyang? Bring the map."

When Qin Wuyang heard Ying Zheng's call, his legs were trembling and he couldn't move at all.

When the officials saw Qin Wuyang's cowardly look, they couldn't help but look at each other and smile.

The country bumpkins in the remote areas have never seen His Majesty Tianwei like this.

"Your Majesty, Qin Wuyang was frightened by the emperor's majesty, so he acted like this. Please forgive him." Jing Ke immediately began to make amends for Qin Wuyang.

He looked at Ying Zheng with one eye and Qin Wuyang with the other. He didn't know how he did it.

"It's okay, get up and get the map Qin Wuyang took." Ying Zheng did not begrudge his generosity to the sensible Yan people.

Jing Ke took the map from Qin Wuyang's hand, took a deep breath, and calmly walked to Ying Zheng.

Ying Zheng was not aware of the danger at all and looked at Jing Ke.

Jing Ke put the map on the desk and said to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, please ask the foreign minister to point out the key points on the map for you."

"Yes." Ying Zheng nodded and agreed to Jing Ke's request.

Jing Ke slowly opened the map, bit by bit, bit by bit...

Ying Zheng waited for a long time, but the map was only half unfolded. He frowned and looked at the map in Jing Ke's hand, and said hesitantly: "This Dukang map is a bit long..."

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Jing Ke suddenly accelerated and unfolded the map, revealing the dark green dagger inside!

Ying Zheng reacted quickly and quickly backed away after sensing something was wrong.

How could Jing Ke give him a chance to escape? He immediately grabbed his sleeve, trying to stop him from escaping.

He held the dagger in his right hand and stabbed Ying Zheng. As a result, Ying Zheng's body skills were good and Jing Ke missed the target.

Could this be the legendary "flexible fat man"?

Ying Zheng immediately stood up, broke his sleeves, and tried to pull out the long sword on his back. But the sword was too long and couldn't be pulled out. In desperation, Ying Zheng chose the most effective method - Run!

Running away is shameful, but useful.

You can’t expect to stay and influence Jing Ke with love, right?

Seeing that Jing Ke was about to catch up, Ying Zheng made a sharp turn, ran to a pillar, and started running around the pillar.

Jing Ke was also stubborn and kept chasing after him.

All the officials in the court were stunned. What happened was so sudden and unpredictable that they couldn't react at all.

According to the laws of the Qin State, officials in the palace are not allowed to carry weapons.

This shows how important it is to have a minister who "does not follow the rules when entering the court, praises and worships without fame, and goes to the palace with swords and shoes"... (Funny)

Although the guards outside were armed, they were all waiting outside the hall. They were not allowed to enter the hall without Ying Zheng's summons. But now that King Qin is running around in panic, how can he have time to call those guards to escort him? He couldn't even run away.

Seeing that Jing Ke was about to catch up with Ying Zheng, his hands touched Ying Zheng's clothes, and a medicine bag was thrown at him.

Jing Ke was hit hard by the medicine bag, and when he came to his senses, Ying Zheng was already far away.

"You...stop!" Jing Ke shouted in desperation.

"Uh no!" Ying Zheng gasped and continued running forward.

In desperation, Jing Ke rolled forward like a lazy donkey and fell on a stranger.

"You! Who are you? This is no place for you, get out of here!"

Jing Ke's first reaction was not to stab him, but to pull him away, wanting to continue chasing Ying Zheng.

But he was pulled.

"Okay, Kezi." Li Qing disarmed, took the dagger from Jingke's hand, and threw it aside: "What can't we talk about? Do we have to fight and kill?"

"You!" Jing Ke was anxious, looking at the dagger going away with one eye, and staring at Li Qing with the other eye.

Before he could say anything, he was held down by Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang who were following behind Li Qing.

These two people, one is a boxer and the other is a gun practitioner, they can make an assassin with both hands.

Ying Zheng, who was still running, had stopped. Of course, he noticed the sudden appearance of Li Qing. It was difficult to ignore the splendid special effects.

His first thought was excitement.

Is this an immortal coming to earth to show his favor to Ying Zheng?

"Hello, King Qin." Li Qing stretched out his hand and took the fat hand of Ying Zheng, who was a little dull: "As you can see, I am an immortal."

I, the Immortal, make money!

(Ask for monthly ticket)

(End of this chapter)