Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 214: Da Qin came in a hurry and left in a hurry

Fairy?

Upon hearing this, the eyes of everyone present instantly became as bright as searchlights.

Criticism is criticism, but if an immortal appears in front of you, who the hell doesn't want to live forever? All of you here are not the heads of Guizhou who cannot survive, but all of them are princes and nobles, the kind who have enjoyed endless wealth and wealth for generations——

In this case, don’t you want to live forever?

Jing Ke saw Ying Zheng stunned, and when Li Shimin and Li Shimin were not paying attention, he tried to break free and tried to capture Ying Zheng, but was tripped by Li Qing and fell to the ground.

"You! How can you be so indifferent to right from wrong! You are an immortal!" Jing Ke pointed at Li Qing angrily and said: "Ying Zheng is a tyrant! He..."

"What's wrong with him?" Li Qing reached out and patted Jing Ke: "Kezi, why don't you tell me?"

"He wants to annex the Yan Kingdom!" Jing Ke pointed at Ying Zhengdao angrily.

"Isn't this a good thing? Let the world be reunited." Li Qing smiled and patted Jing Ke on the shoulder: "Do you think the world should continue to be divided like this? You are from Yan, I am from Zhao, and he is from Chu People, we have been feuding like this for generations, and we have been at war with each other, causing both sides to lose, and in the end we were taken advantage of by the Huns from the north?"

Jing Ke opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word to refute for a long time.

"Okay, since you didn't attack me indiscriminately just now, let Prince Dan live. You can be considered worthy of him." Li Qing sighed, "If you have any dissatisfaction, come and talk to me later." .”

Looking at Jing Ke, whose eyes were looking at Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang, Li Qing sighed secretly.

Seeing this Jing Ke reminds me of the Kezi who hung out with Xiao Qiang.

"Immortal..." Ying Zheng walked up and looked at Li Qing eagerly.

Immortal Master, immortality has always been Ying Zheng’s dream.

How can you live three lives and live for eternity as your king? How can you be happy with yourself for three lives?

"Hey, you don't have to be so polite." Li Qing smiled and said to Ying Zheng, "Give me some face and let Jing Ke go."

"How dare you disobey the Immortal Master's words?" Ying Zheng said cheerfully, then looked at Qin Wuyang: "What about this Qin Wuyang?"

"You can do whatever you want." Li Qing waved his hand nonchalantly.

Ying Zheng understood, he thought carefully for a moment, and then ordered: "Let Qin Wuyang go, give him some money, go back and tell Ji Dan, remember, everyone grew up in Handan, so this matter is When the anointing happens, as long as he is willing to surrender, his status in Great Qin will be guaranteed."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for not killing me!" Qin Wuyang kowtowed, which was more cordial than kowtowing to his parents.

The ministers also bowed down and praised Ying Zheng for his kindness.

After the storm passed, Ying Zheng led everyone to the side hall and planned to discuss it in detail.

As for the immortals, why don’t we offer them properly? As long as the immortal is happy, then the elixir of life will be available, right?

After introducing each other, Ying Zheng said with a smile: "I didn't expect that all of you are emperors. This is such a good title..."

However, Ying Zheng did not know at this time that the title of emperor was his own initiative.

"This title was created by you in the future." Although Zhu Yuanzhang didn't like Ying Zheng very much, but unlike the Ying Zheng in his impression, the fat man in front of him was kind and kind. As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person. Lao Zhu's impression of him is actually quite good.

"Really?" Ying Zheng was stunned.

"Of course, six years later you unified the six countries and felt that the title of king was not domineering, so you claimed that 'the virtues of the three emperors are equal to that of the five emperors', and you took the emperor and the emperor, respectfully called the emperor, and called yourself me." Li Shimin smiled. said.

It shouldn't be said, even if he didn't agree with the policies of the First Emperor, Li Shimin still respected Qin Shihuang.

After all, he was the first emperor, so he must have something.

"Yeah! This title is really domineering!" Ying Zheng nodded and said to them: "I'm the only one who comes here..."

Right, everyone is an emperor, so it’s boring for me to come and go.

"Good Society, Good Society (easy to say)." Li Shimin also said a sentence in Guanzhong dialect.

Da Qin's Mandarin actually sounds like an alien to modern eyes, but under the forced interference of the system, Ying Zheng's accent is like that of Shopkeeper Tong. The same is true for Li Shimin, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang. Jing Ke, on the other hand, spoke with an authentic Beijing accent.

Hey, Paris is so sweet, so authentic.

"As the first emperor, you call yourself the First Emperor, and then the second, third, and ten thousand generations later." Liu Bang sat on the side with his legs crossed while eating melon seeds. "Actually, to be honest, I think this title is very domineering and shows off your domineering power!"

"Hey, what is the use of the First Emperor? When I see you, the kings of future generations, I will know that the Qin Dynasty is dead." Ying Zheng sighed, and a ball of worry flashed on his fat face: "Tell me about it, uh How many generations has Da Qin been passed down to?"

When I said it, I was still thinking about it.

Hmm... Even though this kid Fusu is a bit weak, he won't mess around. He is responsible for killing, and Fusu is responsible for burying. This Great Qin... Even if it does not last as long as the Great Zhou, it still takes longer than the three kingdoms of Zhao, Wei, and Han, right?

Of course Ying Zheng knew that Fusu was weak, and he was indeed a little angry at him, but he also knew that Fusu was definitely the most suitable son to be his successor.

"What do you think?" Liu Bang's face flashed cunningly.

He has a strong ability to observe people's emotions, knows the evil taste of immortal masters, and likes to see people angry.

Then just be a bad person, since being angry with Qin Shihuang doesn't count.

"Guess?" Ying Zheng wiped his sweat and said, "Could it be that Da Qin has been passed down for two hundred years?"

As he said that, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture.

"That's right, guess again." Zhu Yuanzhang extended his hand to make a gesture, and smiled. He knew that the time had come to pull Ying Zheng's blood pressure!

We can't always let our good brother pull our blood pressure, we have to pull others' blood pressure too.

"Could it be... the twentieth life?" Ying Zheng became more energetic.

Twenty lives is not too short. Even if an emperor reigns for an average of fifteen years, that's still three hundred years, right?

"The twentieth life is his Lao Li's Tang Dynasty." Zhao Kuangyin sighed and said, "I told you not to tease Brother Ying, why don't you just say it?"

Ying Zheng's heart skipped a beat. Zhao Kuangyin's tone gave him a bad premonition, an extremely strong one.

This two, yes, but it is not two hundred years, nor is it twenty lifetimes...

"Should...could it be that the second generation died?" Ying Zheng, with the last glimmer of hope, asked tremblingly: "Isn't it true that the second generation of Great Qin died?"

"Guess what? It's true." Li Qing was amused, pointing at Liu Bang and said: "In the third year after your death, the rebel army led by Liu Bang captured Wuguan. Zhao Gao conspired with his son-in-law Xianyang Ling Yan Le, He sent troops to surround Wangyi Palace under false orders, and Qin II was forced to commit suicide." *Rage value from Ying Zheng +100000

He sat down on the ground and couldn't breathe for a long time.

It's broken, something happened.

The second generation died! I, Da Qin, have become a joke!

"This Han Taizu led his troops from the Central Plains into Qinchuan and arrived at Xianyang, the capital of the Qin Dynasty. The then Qin prince Ying went out of the city to present the national seal to surrender, and the Qin Dynasty was officially destroyed." Li Qing added fuel to the fire again.

Who would have thought that Ying Zheng could adjust his emotions quickly? He waved his hand.

"Forget it, forget it, tell me, who is Qin II? It must not be Fusu. Fusu is a good boy and will never let Erdi Qin II die."

"Why don't you say you are the First Emperor." Li Qing gave a thumbs up. Although Brother Ying was not sure about people, he was still very accurate about his son.

Thinking about it, if Fusu came to power, no matter how good he was, he would not be able to defeat Da Qin in just three years.

Liu Bang came up and sat next to Ying Zheng, as if the two brothers were good friends: "Let me talk about it. I am already in my twenties at this time, right?"

As he spoke, he looked up at Li Qing.

Li Qing checked and found that Liu Bang was born in the 51st year of King Zhao of Qin. He is now exactly 28 years old in the 19th year of King Zhaozheng of Qin.

"Okay, then you say it." Li Qing was also happy and relaxed, "But there is no you Liu Bang in this parallel world, and there is no Xiang Yu."

"That's good, that's good." Liu Bang wiped his sweat. It would be best if he could avoid causing trouble to himself in the parallel world.

Even though it was not me, I was still worried and panicked.

"In October of the thirty-seventh year of Qin Shihuang, Brother Ying went out on a tour. Prime Minister Li Si on the left followed him, and Prime Minister Feng Quji on the right stayed in the capital. The youngest son Hu Hai wanted to go on a tour and asked to follow him, and Qin Shihuang agreed. In November, he walked to Yun In the dream, I was offering sacrifices to Yu Shun in the distance at Jiuyi Mountain."

"I fell ill when I arrived in Pingyuanjin. Brother Ying is a taboo, so he hates people around him saying the word "death", so of course none of the ministers dared to seek death or talk about death-related things."

"Brother Ying felt that he was very ill and might not be well, so he wrote a letter with the imperial seal to Prince Fusu, saying: "Come back to Xianyang to attend the funeral and be buried in Xianyang. "The letter has been sealed and stored in the office of Zhao Gao, the Commander-in-Chief of the Middle East and the Master of Seals and Seal Affairs. However, Zhao Gao had inappropriate thoughts at this time and did not give the letter to the messenger."

"On Bingyin in July of the following year, Brother Ying passed away in the Sand Dune Palace...the same Sand Dune Palace where King Zhao Wuling starved to death. Prime Minister Li Si thought that the emperor died in another place, and he was afraid that the princes and other places would take the opportunity to cause trouble, so he kept the funeral secret. Who could I’m not even going to tell.”

"Brother Ying's coffin was placed in a cool carriage that was both airtight and ventilated, and the eunuchs who had been favored by the First Emperor in the past were escorted. Every time they went to an appropriate place, meals were presented to them, and the officials reported to the Emperor as usual. . The eunuch issued the edict and signed it in the carriage. Among the people accompanying him, only Li Si, Hu Hai, Zhao Gao and five or six favored eunuchs knew that the emperor was dead."

"Zhao Gao used to teach Hu Hai writing and prison laws and other matters. Hu Hai secretly liked him very much. Zhao Gao secretly discussed with the prince Hu Hai and the prime minister Li Si to open the sealed letter given by the emperor to the prince Fusu. It was a lie. It is said that Li Si accepted the imperial edict of the First Emperor in the sand dunes and made the prince Hu Hai the crown prince. He also wrote a letter to the princes Fusu and Mengtian, listing their crimes and ordering them to commit suicide."

Hearing this, Ying Zheng asked tremblingly: "Wait a minute, Fusu Nagpi, didn't he commit suicide?"

"Hey, guess what?" Liu Bang imitated Li Qing's naughty look: "Fusu really committed suicide!"

*Rage value from Ying Zheng +200000

Hey, good guy, he is worthy of being the First Emperor.

This anger value is higher than that of the Terminator Lao Zhu!

Don't blame Ying Zheng for being angry, after all, no one who hears about this kind of thing can deal with it normally.

Liu Bang continued: "The convoy continued to move forward, from Jingxing to Jiuyuan... It happened to be summer day, and Brother Ying's body smelled bad in the carriage. As soon as Zhao Gao and Li Si gathered together, they ordered the accompanying officials to let go. They loaded a stone of fishy salted fish into the car so that people could not distinguish between the smell of corpses and the smell of fish..."

*Rage value from Ying Zheng +200000

Whose angry ancestor is this? Take it away quickly!

"We marched all the way and returned to Xianyang from the straight road before we issued a funeral announcement to Brother Ying. Young Master Hu Hai succeeded to the throne and became the second emperor." When Liu Bang said this, he sighed and looked at Ying Zheng with pity.

"After Hu Hai ascended the throne, he ordered the execution of twelve brothers, and then crushed six brothers and ten sisters to death at one time in Duyou."

*Rage value from Ying Zheng +300000

"The three generals were forced by Hu Hai, and they drew their swords and committed suicide. Young Master Gao knew that he could not escape, so he asked to be buried with him, so Hu Hai rewarded him with 100,000 yuan. He was considered the best one to die..." Liu Bang's voice was filled with emotion. Got mercy.

Although his wife Lu Fei said she wanted to kill his son, to be honest, killing Liu Fei was an attempt. In addition, Liu Fei was sensible, so Lu Fei gave up on her idea. After all, Lu Fei also killed one of her sons. Liu Ruyi, who had a bitter feud with her.

Besides, although Lu Pheasant made a bunch of Mrs. Qi's fragments, those were brought about by Mrs. Qi herself who was acting weird every day. Lv Zhi came to power and ruled without leaving the house, and the world was prosperous; punishments were rarely used, and criminals were punished; civil affairs were cultivated, food and clothing were cultivated, which laid a solid foundation for the rule of Wen and Jing... Lv Zhi's true crime did not end there. , to compete with Hu Hai.

The most important reason is that you, Hu Hai, have done harm to all your brothers. The whole world has turned against you, and there is no one left who can even raise the flag of the old Qin people. I can still have a Liu Heng in my house to play the pension game, how about you?

Even if she is as evil as Wu Meiniang, she is not as ruthless as one-tenth of him. After all, Wu Meiniang still left two sons and a bunch of grandchildren, and she didn't say that she would have fun with her whole family.

Besides, there was a reason why Wu Meiniang killed her sister. After all, her sister Wu Shun hooked up with Li Zhi first. But what about you Hu Hai? Not sparing even the infant brothers and sisters is simply inhumane.

It can be said to be the tenth power of Wu Meiniang's cruelty.

"Bao said, Bao said..." Ying Zheng covered his head and stopped Liu Bang from talking.

Isn’t it too weird? It’s so uncomfortable. It’s okay for you, Hu Hai, to ascend the throne abnormally. With your character, you still burn books and seduce scholars...

Li Qing made the final summary: "In short, your eighteenth son Hu Hai can be said to be the chief culprit of the peasant uprising in the late Qin Dynasty, the second emperor of the Qin Empire, the initiator of the one-child plan, and the result of Xia Jie multiplying by Shang Zhou. , the tenth power of King Zhou You, the manipulator of the primitive society return movement, and the only miracle in Xianyang who is one of the ten ancient four tyrants - Ying Huhai."

Why the one-child plan? Answer: Because he killed all his brothers and sisters, isn’t he an only child?

Damn, what a joke.

"Not only are we respectful to our brothers and sisters, but we also live in harmony with the courtiers." Li Qing continued. Brother Ying's emotions were worth a while: "In treating the courtiers, he sentenced Li Si to five punishments. From then on, there was no one who could check and balance Zhao Gao. He is extremely ruthless towards the people, and the term "officials force the people to rebel" seems to have been born for him."

The so-called "Five Punishments" refers to the execution of five cruel punishments one by one.

The first is tattooing, which is tattooing on the face; then there is tattooing, which means cutting off the nose with a knife even by looking at the characters; then cutting off the left and right legs; then cutting in the waist, which means cutting off the waist; and finally there is mincing, which is Chop people into mincemeat.

"After he came to the throne, he continued to recruit a large number of farmers from all over the country to build Epang Palace and Lishan Cemetery, and dispatched 50,000 soldiers to guard Xianyang, the capital. At the same time, he asked various places to supply grain and grass to Xianyang, and prohibited those transporting grain and grass from eating on the road. For food within a hundred miles, you must bring your own food.”

"Of course the result is obvious. It directly triggered the Dazexiang Uprising, which then swept across the country. Only three years after he ascended the throne, the Qin Dynasty perished." Li Qing spread his hands and said that it was none of his business.

*Rage value from Ying Zheng +400000

"Of course, Hu Hai is still lazy and doesn't like to handle government affairs by himself. In order to achieve his own power, Zhao Gao told Hu Hai a lot of lies. In short, you are still young and inexperienced, and the emperor should meet with ministers less often, so as not to After they figured out his weaknesses, they suggested that he live in the deep palace and listen to Zhao Gao's report."

"Hu Hai and he hit it off right away. Anyway, he liked to indulge in pleasure, so... Zhao Gao took control of the government from then on."

"There is a little story called calling a deer a horse. I wonder if you want to hear it, Brother Ying." Li Qing looked at Ying Zheng with a smile.

Zhao Kuangyin looked a little regretful on the side, why is this not a joke of Da Qin?

The Immortal Master always tells jokes about the Song Dynasty, so why can’t he change the dynasty and tell jokes about the Qin Dynasty, or jokes about the Tang and Ming Dynasties?

Ying Zheng took a deep breath, suppressed his anger and nodded.

Since the immortal master wants to say it, then let’s say it.

"At a court meeting, Zhao Gao brought a deer as a gift to Hu Hai and told Hu Hai that it was a good horse. Hu Hai couldn't help laughing after hearing this, saying how could the prime minister make such a joke? It was obviously just a joke. Deer, why do you say it’s a horse?”

"However, Zhao Gao still insisted that it was a horse, so Hu Hai asked the ministers present. Because the ministers were afraid of Zhao Gao's power and did not know what kind of medicine Zhao Gao sold in his gourd, many people agreed and said it was a horse. And others Some people said it was a deer, while others pretended to be deaf and dumb.”

"Afterwards, Zhao Gao treated the ministers differently according to their different opinions: those who said they were deers were all killed with excuses, while those who said horses were regarded as members of his own faction. This is the famous 'referring to deer as horses' incident in history."

*Rage value from Ying Zheng +500000

"Master Immortal! Baoshe!" Ying Zheng immediately stood up and said angrily: "I'm going to see the Second Qin and Zhao Gao! If I don't punish them both with five sentences, I swear I won't be a human being! !!”

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