Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 225 You are different from others, don’t waste your energy on

Chapter 225 You are different from others, don’t waste your energy on...

After all, there are still a small number of people who are born with wolf nature.

Even Wu Meiniang was not that kind of person at first.

The operation of setting Lu Bu's bones was not painless. Lu Bu felt as if his energy had been drained from his entire body.

If the previous act of rebelling against Dong and changing his identity was to break his spine, now Lu Bu seemed to have had his spine taken away, lying limply on the ground with blood on his face.

If Xiang Yu hadn't been worried about him and came over to take a look at him in the middle of the night, Lu Bu might have been killed on the ground.

Xiang Yu doesn't like Lu Bu very much, but the martial arts idiots always feel sympathy for each other.

The bone setting was painful, but the effect was really good. At least Lu Bu's sense of shame was back.

What followed was an iron-fisted integration in the DPRK. Liu Bian was no longer the soft-hearted guy, and now he was completely out of control.

Seeing the high-spirited Liu Bian in court, Zhu Xi was also a little moved.

When playing King of Fighters with Li Qing in the afternoon, Zhu Fang raised the questions in his heart.

"Uncle, do you think I should also learn government affairs?"

"Is this something you should consider?" Li Qing put down the joystick and put his arm on Zhu Xi's shoulders. He spoke so seriously and thoughtfully: "Zi Zi, I tell you, you are different from others. Don't waste your time. Wasted on learning to deal with government affairs..."

Zhu Xi:......

Okay, if my uncle says no, then it won’t be okay.

"Young man, you just need to practice your punishment well." Li Qing glanced at Dong Zhuo, who was still lighting the navel lamp: "Look at this Dong Zhuo, isn't he very creative? Practice hard and you can achieve great things. "

"Okay, uncle." Zhu Xiangle nodded.

After getting along with Li Qing for a long time, the personalities and temperaments of Zhu Xi and Zhu Fan have also improved.

I don't know what's wrong with these two people. It's probably the legendary super male syndrome. However, since taking the elixir, his personality has gotten better day by day, which is a good thing.

But Zhu Xi still couldn't change his habit of torturing others. But instead of torturing others, he liked to torture Zhu Qizhen. He didn't know where Zhu Qizhen provoked him.

Seeing that he was so targeted, Lao Zhu didn't bother to care about him.

Anyway, it’s not harming anyone else. How can you call it torture when dealing with the Wala international student Choros Qizhen?

This is obviously a good transformation and a complete childhood for him.

Now, in addition to Choros Qizhen, there are also Wanyan Gou and Wanyan Hui. It is true that the population is booming.

The big man didn't have much to do. After staying for a few days and seeing that Liu Bian could handle it on his own, Li Qing planned to withdraw.

As the saying goes, children and grandchildren will have their own blessings, so don't do anything for them. Liu Bang was more open-minded than Li Qing, and he had long wanted to leave.

After holding it in for so many days outside, Old Liu even began to miss that shrew Lu Pheasant.

After Liu Bang returned to the Han Dynasty, he completely left the government to Liu Ying and declared the prince to supervise the country.

He himself took Lu Pheasant and Mrs. Qi with him and ran away to the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Qing set the Zhenguan year as the main world, interconnected with all realms, and built an outer city outside Chang'an specifically to store the passages connecting various worlds.

This passage has a scientific name, called the Way of Soldiers.

When Li Qing and everyone said this name, Jing Ke, who was listening to the storytelling, suddenly became alert and said solemnly: "There is murderous intent!"

Everyone was puzzled and turned their attention to Jing Ke.

Who would have thought that Jing Ke said slowly: "I am listening to "The Banquet of Hongmen", what are you looking at me doing?"

Liu Bang:......

He remembered again the famous scene in which Xiang Zhuang danced with his sword and aimed at Pei Gong.

Xiang Yu smiled knowingly on the side, but Jing Ke made another sharp comment: "This lady Yu's kindness is really soft..."

Xiang Yu:......

You are really the number one assassin in ancient and modern times, and you are truly worthy of being the man who assassinated King Qin. The King of Qin didn't see what was happening to you, so he stabbed us in the back and each of us was more vicious than the other.

Swords cannot hurt, words are sharp swords!

Li Qing thought for a long time, but couldn't find a suitable name for Outer City, so he simply called it Outer City for the time being.

There are several areas among them, namely Qin and Han, Tang, Song and Ming. Among these areas, there are also detailed small areas, corresponding to each year number.

"Why put Qin and Han together?" Liu Bang quit, "Don't they have their own territory in Qin?"

"The Qin Dynasty was too short, and the second generation died." Li Qing said with disgust.

"I want to thank you for pinching me when I'm hungry." Ying Zheng didn't care, and stretched out his fat hand to pinch Liu Bang's shoulder: "If the silk is not smooth, the name of this emperor will be unlucky..."

"Why do you say that?" Zhu Xi scratched his head and asked, "I think the title of emperor is very domineering!"

"For a country that has lost its second generation, no matter how domineering the title "Emperor" is, it will eventually become synonymous with ominousness." Ying Zheng's eyes were a little deep: "Well, I can still get the title of First Emperor, that's thanks to Bangzi pinch."

"Good club, good club." Liu Bang smiled and nodded.

In fact, this is indeed the case. Although the Qin Dynasty unified the world, in fact, it was the four hundred years of unremitting efforts of the two Han Dynasties that truly implemented the "emperor" and the unification and promoted it deeply among the people. Later generations often only praised the Qin Dynasty, but ignored the Han Dynasty.

"Okay, you guys don't want to talk to each other about business." Li Qing looked at the two of them with slight disgust: "Well... Anyway, the outer city has been built, and it will be more convenient for you to go back and forth. As for the temporary residence, let Brother Li Let’s make arrangements. It depends on whether you want to be by my side or somewhere..."

"Then you must stay with the immortal master." Liu Bang said without hesitation.

Liu Bang is a clever person, and he has long known that if he gets along well with Li Qing, he can get unexpected benefits. Furthermore, he also felt that Li Qing was very chivalrous in his temperament, and he valued loyalty and affection.

"Um, the same thing." Ying Zheng said immediately.

Seeing that everyone expressed their opinions like this, Li Qing spread his hands and said that he was so popular.

In desperation, he gave these people a house next to Prince Qin's Mansion and let them live in it.

Everyone who had never experienced modern decoration was amazed again, especially Liu Bang and his wife Lu Fei, who felt that she was "happy here, not thinking about the Han Dynasty".

In addition to the house, of course it also needs to satisfy daily entertainment. Ying Zheng's request was very simple. The things he saw Li Qing playing before were good, and he also wanted to complete them.

Li Qingsi thought about it, and Fatty Ying was a little confused. He simply gave Ying Zheng a set of little bullies - don't tell me, Brother Ying really likes this little bully, especially Super Mario and Contra, and he can't stop playing them.

"Up, up, haha, left, right, right..." Ying Zheng sat on the sofa and muttered, repeating the secret recipe of "training thirty people" that Li Qing told him.

Kuniko doesn't like playing games, but he is quite enthusiastic about mahjong. This old boy does nothing else every day. He carries the bench to Da'an Palace to fight with Li Yuan.

He seemed to be that genius. After losing dozens of silver dollars to practice, he suddenly transformed into an enlightened boy. In just four days, he won 7,126 silver dollars from Li Yuan's card table.

Li Yuan's adrenaline surged rapidly, and he captured a bunch of old buddies, including Pei Ji, Xiao Yu and others, and entered the palace together to catch a couple and fight with Liu Bang.

However, it was useless. Liu Bang was no worse than Fa Ge's god of gambling. The three of them could not take advantage of Liu Bang at all.

Liu Bang is a very strange person. He doesn't play with small cards either. He plays with all the same cards. Even seven-pair pairs and even sums cannot catch his eye at all. He was a quick listener by nature. Others had the trouble of being hit by something, but Liu Bang didn't have it at all. Entering Zhang was like a divine help. If you want to harmonize with the same color, just play cards of one color; if you want to harmonize with the same color, go into the white hair of east, west, north, south; if you want to harmonize with the big three yuan, you can carve three secret cards in your hand early, and there is no need to eat or touch to show off.

Sometimes Li Yuan thought that he might be a small sum after eating it, but after firing the gun, he discovered that Liu Bang stabbed him in the back with a big three yuan.

Li Yuan blew his beard and stared, but he kept his identity as the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty. He had to compete with Liu Bang and decide whether to live or die.

Compared with Liu Bang, Lu Pheasant was a bit unlucky. Liu Bang won like crazy, Lu Pheasant gave away like crazy, and even when Li Xiuning came on the field, he was given a big surprise after a long time.

Li Xiuning, who originally had no good impression of Lu Pheasant, started to call each other sister and sister after Lu Pheasant fired two cannons at her. The empresses of the three dynasties, Lu Pheasant, Empress Ma, Empress Changsun and the Empress Dowager Dou, spend their daily lives together apart from mahjong and parenting lessons. The person who was consulted the most was none other than Queen Mother Dou.

Not because of anything else. Among these people, the one with the most outstanding son is Empress Dowager Dou.

Although Li Shimin was a little crooked and found pleasure in killing his elder brothers and younger brothers, that had nothing to do with Empress Dowager Dou. If Empress Dowager Dou had been alive, brothers Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin would not have reached that point.

The person who asked for the most advice was none other than Lu Pheasant.

She didn't care that Liu Ying took pleasure in killing her brother and her brother, and she even had some faint expectations.

Sometimes Lu Pheasant is also upset in her heart, why are Liu Bang and herself not so bad, right? How did you give birth to such a loyal child?

Throughout the four hundred years of the Han Dynasty, the loyal Liu family like Liu Ying... almost never did well.

It is said that Emperor Wen of Han was loyal, and Emperor Wen of Han... But the high-precision products in the assembly line of the old Liu family emperor were the limit that a mortal emperor could achieve. Among Liu Bang's descendants, the one most similar to Liu Bang is obviously Han Wen Emperor Liu Heng. Liu Heng is a Liu Bang without any chivalry, a political animal through and through.

And what about Liu Ying? His loyalty and honesty are really exposed. If only he could be half as thick and black as Liu Heng, Lu Pheasant wouldn't be so fussy and angry about him.

The most leisurely person now is none other than Li Qing.

There hasn't been much going on lately. I don't have to shuttle around and be busy every day. I can sleep until I wake up naturally every day. This is a comfortable life.

Since the opening of the military path, whether it was Princess Taiping who was supervising the country in Yonghui Dynasty or the little white-flowered Princess Taiping in Shaosheng Dynasty, they always came to Li Qing's house to visit Shangguan Wan'er to chat and compose poems. , life is so uncomfortable.

In addition, Xiao Wu moved out of the Prince of Qin's Mansion and went to work as a lecturer at the university, so Li Qing was even more happy to have some free time. He took Zhu Ping, Li Ke and the others with him every day. When he was happy, he would go hunting, and when he was tired, he would go to Goulan. Listen to a little song and relax.

Of course, it's a more formal one. Li Ke didn't dare to take his uncle Li Qing around, after all, there was an aunt above him.

He was afraid that one day his aunt would find out and give him a severe beating. That would be a desperate situation.

Li Qing comforted him and said that he was actually overthinking. Li Xiuning was not violent and would not talk to him with fists. At most, he could cook him a meal.

Li Ke thought about the dark matter and complained that he might as well have been beaten.

The Zongzheng Temple of the Five Dynasties has now been moved to Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty.

At present, there are only Chuolos Qizhen, Wanyan Gou and Wanyan Hui in Zongzheng Temple.

Zhu Xi put forward a relatively novel proposal. In addition to those emperors who were not human beings, traitorous officials could also be thrown in and cooked slowly.

Of course, Li Qing didn't have any objections. It was just hunting rabbits, so Zhu Cang could take his time and take care of it if he didn't mind the trouble.

When he had nothing to do, Li Qing took out the history books and took a look.

Well...if that's the case, then basically everyone in the Song Dynasty, except Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Xu, would have to go in.

Song Xiaozong and Zhao Shen can be ignored. In comparison, he is still half human. But his son Song Guangzong and others behind him had to go in and play slowly one by one.

Just when Li Qing was tired of playing and was about to go to Tang Xizong to find Huang Chao for fun, a piece of news caught everyone's attention.

The headline of the news is "Explorer Cheng Chumo has reached the South Pole first."

"What is the South Pole?" Zhu Ping asked curiously.

"If you don't read, the South Pole is 90 degrees south latitude, and all longitudes intersect here." Zhu Xi gave Zhu Xi a sideways look.

As the most willing among the brothers to read some scientific books, Zhu Rui was very interested in this knowledge.

If possible, he would also like to explore the South Pole.

"Oh, I understand." Zhu Ping said suddenly: "Is it the direction the compass points to?"

"Oh, that's not the case." Zhu Zhu looked at his stupid second brother with sympathetic eyes: "The South Pole and the South Pole Magnetic Point are two different things. Second Brother, you still need to study hard..."

Zhu Xi heard Zhu Xi's strange anger, and without saying a word, he stood up, pushed Zhu Xi to the ground, and beat him violently.

A little trick to get beaten every day belongs to.

"Hey, I just don't study, what do you do to me?" Zhu Ming rubbed his fists: "You are good at reading, but you use your book to hit me!"

Zhu Rui: Wuwuwu...

"Oh, you Tang Dynasty are so powerful." After Zhu Xi beat Zhu Xi, he couldn't help but sigh again: "The world is so big, I also want to see it, whether it's Kunlun Continent, North and South Yinzhou, or the Antarctic and North Pole. Okay...I heard that the polar bear is really big, is it true?"

"Why are you looking at me? I've never seen a polar bear." Li Ke glanced at Zhu Xi and said, "If you want to go, just ask your uncle to take you there. Last time, my uncle took our family to Kunlun Continent, and I even rode a bicycle. With Suan Ni and Da Hui Si..."

Suanni refers to a lion; and Dahuisi refers to a rhinoceros.

"Uncle, I want to go too..." Zhu Ping looked at Li Qing longingly.

Li Qing didn't object to taking Zhu Ping out for fun. After all, the Dazong Temple produced hundreds of thousands of emotional points for him every day.

The one who has made the greatest contribution is none other than Zhu Xi.

"Okay, of course it's no problem." Li Qing said with a smile: "Isn't it Kunlun Continent? You can go to the bottom of the sea if you want."

"Really?" Zhu Xi's eyes lit up immediately.

"Well, of course it's no problem." Li Qing said with a smile: "But you have to wait a little bit until we get back from Huang Chao."

"No problem, uncle, my nephew can wait." Zhu Xi said immediately.

"Of course it's okay to take you to play, but my uncle has to give you some glorious and arduous tasks." Li Qing looked at Zhu Ping meaningfully.

"Uncle, you said that as long as you open your mouth, my nephew will obey you!" Zhu Xi patted his chest and began to confirm.

He seems to have forgotten how Li Qing tricked Zhu Biao, made Zhu Biao wear dragon robes, and made Zhu Biao rebel... In all honesty, Zhu Biao was doing okay in this matter. If it were him... I'm afraid he wouldn't be old Zhu Zaodaerleizi slapped him.

Of course Li Qing would not give him these super difficult problems, and it would be of no benefit to him. He smiled and patted Zhu Xi on the shoulder: "It's not a problem. You can think of more tricks and take care of Zhao Gou, Zhu Qizhen and the like. Of course, be civilized and don't see blood, or Too violent."

"Why?" Zhu Xi asked in confusion.

"You are stupid. Of course you should make it into a video and show it to the little emperors or princes. Let them see that the consequences of being a foolish king in the future will fall into your hands." Li Qing looked at it with hatred. Zhu Ming said: "Show it to children. Of course it can't be bloody and violent, but you must let them torture. It's best to make those children scared at first sight, just like the honey ant job you did last time in Tumubao. Okay, do you understand?"

Zhu Xiang suddenly felt blessed, and he nodded repeatedly: "I understand, uncle, if you had told me earlier, we would have many solutions here."

Suddenly, his heart skipped a beat.

"No, uncle, if I appear in that video, won't my reputation be bad?"

"It seems like your reputation is so good now..." Zhu Ru muttered from the side.

As soon as he said this, Zhu Xi kicked him on the buttocks.

"You are nowhere to be found!" Zhu Feng cursed angrily.

"Think about it, what does a man want such a good reputation when he is alive?" Li Qing looked Zhu Ping up and down: "What, you still want to be a saint?"

"No..." Zhu Xi scratched his head: "It's definitely not possible to be a saint, then there's that... where does that come from?"

"Idols carry baggage." Li Ke reminded.

"Yes, the burden of being an idol." Zhu Ping nodded immediately: "This man will never be a saint, not even a little bit."

"That's it." Li Qing spread his hands: "When you make this kind of educational documentary, you must have a fierce image. You must let the future emperors know how cruel and cruel you are. No matter what happens in the future, In the Han and Tang Dynasties, or in the Song and Ming Dynasties, as long as the princes mentioned you, it must be to stop children from crying at night!"

When Zhu Xi heard this, his expression became more evil.

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