Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 226 If you fall into my hands, you will suffer the same consequences!

Zhu Xi has always been an action person. As long as he has an idea, he will definitely put it into practice immediately.

As a prince, first of all, he has nothing to worry about. Coupled with the fact that he was hanging out with Uncle Xianshi and eating and drinking every day, the enjoyment was simply incomparable.

He definitely doesn't want to be the emperor. After all, he has been in the simulated Zhao Gouli for more than ten years. He has already had enough of not being able to do this or that. He might as well be a free and happy prince.

For this person, once the material life is rich, the emptiness of the spiritual world will inevitably follow.

When it comes to women, Zhu Xi has always been good at it. Now he has a good relationship with Zhao Min, and he is too lazy to do anything. In his words, he is just tired.

For someone like Zhu Xi who is a bit psychopathic, ordinary things are really not to his liking. It's just like cleaning up a few fools and trying to get by.

But now Li Qing said that he could be asked to deal with those foolish emperors and make a video to warn the princes and princes of the future emperor. This would be too much for Zhu Ping's taste.

He suddenly became energetic. What is this? Isn't this just a pillow for sleeping?

He did what he said. First, he began to count the foolish kings, traitorous ministers and evil-doing clans in each dynasty.

When the Ming Dynasty was counted, he coughed twice and crossed out his and Zhu Fan's names.

Just kidding, sir, I have changed my ways and changed my appearance. I am no longer the same person as before!

According to the current dynasty, Zhu Xi began to circle the red circles on the lists one by one.

The first are Hu Hai, Li Xian, Princess Anle, and Queen Wei.

When he saw Princess Anle, Zhu Fan was still a little pity for her, but was whipped into a spinning top by Lao Zhu with a big-eared melon seed.

"Look at your potential!" Lao Zhu pointed at Zhu Fan with hatred.

Zhu Fan could only complain that he had made a mistake.

Later, when we arrived at the Kaiyuan Dynasty, Li Xiaosan was on his way to court.

Seeing Zhu Ping coming with someone and roughly pressing him against the wall, Li Xiaosan struggled and shouted, "I'm here to go to court! What are you going to do!"

"You caught the wrong one!" Li Ke immediately grabbed Zhu Ming: "This is Li Xiaosan, what we want to arrest is old Li Longji and Li Heng, they are in the Yonghui Dynasty!"

"Oh, we are in Yonghui Dynasty..." Zhu Fang let go of Li Xiaosan and apologized in every possible way.

Li Xiaosan was a bachelor, so he said it was okay and just don't catch me next time.

By the way, Zhu Xi also took Zhu Fan to take a look at Yang Yuhuan.

"It doesn't look good." Zhu Xi said lightly.

Zhu Fan also nodded, Yang Yuhuan did not meet their aesthetic taste. He likes petite, innocent lolicons.

During the Yonghui Dynasty, I originally went to arrest Li Laosan, but in the end I also took Li Heng with me.

Princess Taiping watched Li Longji being taken away with a smile, without any sympathy.

Li Zhi of the Yonghui Dynasty had just passed the throne to Princess Taiping, and he moved to Zhenguan year to be with his sister. Princess Taiping is so proud now, but she has not forgotten to make her seven-year-old brother Li Hong the crown prince.

Li Hong was actually wondering why the eldest sister in front of him called him brother. Is there any deviation in his understanding of "brother"?

This can be regarded as an unsolved mystery in a sense.

Bringing these people, plus Zhao Guangyi, who was tied in front of Zhao Kuangyin's donkey cart, simply gathered together this group of fools.

The main theme is when a humanoid star shines.

Zhu Ping accepted Li Qing's suggestion and put on a handsome outfit.

The stern-faced Zhu Ming has a good temperament, very similar to Hannibal who is good at being a good person, especially his temperament, a refined and refined scum.

I was really afraid that he would suddenly say, "Brother, you smell so good."

If Liu Che or Li Chengqian said this, they would have to cover their butts and run away. But if Zhu Xi said... then maybe he needs to take care of himself.

Today is very lively, the weather is nice, and everyone is in a good mood, so I chose this day to beat up those sons of bitches.

The Tang Zongzong Temple is very large and spacious, and the place responsible for executions is like a movie theater. All the emperors and princes from the five dynasties gathered together, and there were many clans from three to four years old to 20 to 30 years old.

Li Qing originally thought it was a bit too early to watch this at the age of three or four, but Li Shimin said that since he is a royal, he must shoulder his responsibilities from an early age. If you are afraid that you will have to start from a baby, and if you can't stand this small scene, then you should take off the royal coat as soon as possible and just treat yourself as a common person.

If you want to say that your child can't stand it, fine, just let him be a civilian and he'll be happy for the rest of his life.

If you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight. Zhu Yuanzhang added on the side that he really supported Li Shimin's words with both hands.

In front of the camera, Zhu Xi slowly arranged his clothes. As the lights came on, Zhu Xi smiled at the camera, very evil and wild.

"Everyone in front of the video may not know me. That's okay. Let me introduce myself first."

"I am the official official of the five dynasties of Qin, Han, Tang, Song, and Ming Dynasties. In plain English, I am responsible for dealing with those domineering clans, ignorant kings, and ministers."

"Okay, no more talking nonsense, let's do it one by one."

"The first person to appear is Hu Hai, the Second Qin of Great Qin."

As Zhu Cang finished speaking, Hu Hai, who was tied to the wooden donkey, was pushed out by Gongzi Gao and Gongzi.

After learning of their fate, Prince Gao and Prince General's anger towards Hu Hai reached its peak. When nothing happens, the two of them take Ying Yinman to find trouble for Hu Hai. Now that there is such a public opportunity, of course they will not miss it.

The two of them had long since admired Zhu Xi, and they respected him to the core for such an old man who was so full of torture methods.

"Brother Cang, here we come." The two men pushed the donkey cart jokingly and brought Hu Hai to Zhu Cang.

"Everyone must know this Hu Hai." Zhu Ping reached out and patted Hu Hai on the lower back, as if patting a piece of pork: "The first fatuous and cruel emperor in history..."

Zhu Fang spoke quickly and detailed everything Hu Hai had done. Ying Zheng, who was sitting in the seat, couldn't help but twist his body in embarrassment when he heard the words.

Hu Hai is his son no matter what. If his son does something like this, his face as a father will be disgraced.

After telling what Hu Hai had done, Zhu Ping raised a huge transparent jar.

"Did you see? These are all wolf spiders from Nanyinzhou. The venom of wolf spiders is usually colorless, bitter, alkaline, soluble in water, but insoluble in alcohol and ether. People are bitten After the injury, two small red spots can be seen at the wound, and there is severe pain..."

"Of course, the burrs on this tarantula's body will itch unbearably if it pricks people."

"This sect's Zhengling has always been compassionate and people-oriented, and will not engage in bloody torture. On the one hand, because there are women and children present, it is not suitable to watch such bloody scenes; on the other hand, this sect's Zhengling is heartbroken Goodness cannot see blood, so we can only use cute little animals like us."

"Don't worry, Hu Hai has been given medicine and won't be poisoned by spiders - but he can't move either."

Hu Hai's eyes were wide open. He was most damn afraid of spiders in his life.

He could clearly see the spiders in the barrel. Not only were they big enough to slap in the face, they were also extremely scary looking. People who were afraid of spiders would stop their heart and lungs just by looking at them.

"Brother Zhu, please don't, I have something to say..." Hu Hai still wanted to beg for mercy: "You can hit me, you can chop me, but don't throw me into a spider, please..."

"Hey hey hey, did you also call him Zhuge?" The young master said with a mouth as he stood up.

"Hey, don't be violent, be harmonious." Zhu Ping held down Gongzi Gao and said in a strange voice: "Come here, wait for our Emperor Hu Hai to be executed!"

Young Master Gao and General Lu took Hu Hai off the wooden donkey and threw him into a transparent glass container. Then pour a whole bucket of large wolf spiders into the glass container, and then block the opening tightly, leaving only a bunch of small holes that the wolf spiders cannot pass through for ventilation, so as not to suffocate the wolf spiders. .

Hu Hai's heart-rending screams came out from the glass container, which really made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.

"Very energetic." Zhu Xi nodded in approval: "It seems that Hu Hai is very satisfied with these little cuties."

In the close-up, densely packed wolf spiders are crawling all over Hu Hai's body, especially since Hu Hai's mouth cannot be closed. Wolf spiders still like to drill holes - the results can be imagined...

"Come on, come on, please invite the next one!" Zhu Xi shouted angrily: "Let me see who this is? Oh, it's Li Xian, Empress Wei and Princess Anle! Please invite the three of them!"

After a while, Li Chongjun pulled the car and led the three of them over.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Anle knows that he is wrong, Anle knows that he is wrong!" Of course Princess Anle heard Hu Hai's wailing. She didn't take it seriously at first, thinking it was just a beating. But when passing by Hu Hai, Princess Anle felt as if her soul was about to fly away when she saw him.

Those ferocious big spiders... are scary just thinking about them. She is a girl, and although she is a little bit vicious, she doesn't want to hang out with big spiders every day.

"Oh, the three of you... are still a family of three." Zhu Xi looked at their information, shook his head and said: "Let me see, oh, a family must be neat and tidy, but you sweep the streets every day, you are not It’s a bit of retribution.”

Li Xian breathed a sigh of relief, okay, okay, it sounds like he doesn't have to deal with it anymore. Princess Anle is very grateful. As long as she is not allowed to associate with those poisonous insects, she can do anything.

"Hey, don't be too quick to thank me." Zhu Xi can be said to be a pioneer in equality between men and women. He will never give a lenient sentence just because the offender is a woman: "Spiders are definitely not good, and spiders don't look good either. ...Come on, Li Guoer, come forward."

Zhu Xi waved to Princess Anle.

Princess Anle followed the instructions and found that Zhu Ping handed something into her hand.

"Put this on." Zhu Xi smiled and stretched out his hand to make gestures on his head: "Like this, yes, yes, yes, put it on your head."

Princess Anle did as she was told, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Zhu Xiang's gourd.

"How is it? Do you realize your mistakes in the past few years of reform and atonement?" Zhu Fang asked with a smile.

"I know I was wrong..." Princess Anle admitted her mistake with a low eyebrow, and secretly glanced at Zhu Fan who was beside him.

Zhu Fan was so shocked that he couldn't find his way north, and he felt as if he was about to fly.

However, the sizzling sound coming from Li Guoer's head gave up his thoughts.

"This red one is almost turning purple." Zhu Xi looked at the red ball on his hat and said, "It seems that you lied a bit seriously...here comes someone!"

Immediately several strong servant women came over.

"Go, stuff her in a glass jar." Zhu Xi waved his hand, "Take her mother with you, ah, yes, her mother is like this, let alone her mother? Stuff it together!"

After waiting inside the crowd, Zhu Xi smiled evilly.

"Come here, serve snakes and scorpions to these two common people!"

After dealing with Princess Anle and Queen Wei, Zhu Ping turned his attention to Li Xian.

Li Xian smiled apologetically, feeling uneasy.

"What are you looking at?" Zhu Minghu asked with a face.

Li Xian said nothing, his legs softened and he knelt on the ground.

"The pustule..." Zhu Xi muttered, stretched out his foot and kicked him: "Get out! Get out of here! I'm so annoyed by you, damn it."

Li Xian turned around and ran away after hearing this, only hating Li Zhi and Wu Zetian for giving him two legs.

"No, the next one is Li Longji." Zhu Ming looked at Li Longji and shouted again: "Bring me Zhao Guangyi by the way!"

After the two of them got together, Zhu Xi said with a smile: "See if there is a grinder over there, go and put Zhao Guangyi on me, and you, Li Longji, will whip him from behind and add more beans."

Li Longji couldn't help but cheer up. He thought he would be tortured, but he didn't expect such a good thing to happen?

"Hey!" Zhu Xi looked at Li Longji: "Don't be happy either. You and your son Li Heng, as long as Zhao Guangyi pulls you around, you two will slap each other!"

"Ah?" Li Longji couldn't help but feel a little flustered.

He knew how much Li Heng disliked him...

Zhu Ming was also smart. He knew clearly that Zhao Guangyi was not very motivated, yet he still created such a reward mechanism for him.

People like Zhao Guangyi are obviously the type who have to dismantle other people's umbrellas even if they get caught in the rain. In order to let Li Longji, Li Heng and his son fight each other, he risked his life to be a donkey.

Isn't it just grinding? It’s not like I’ve never pulled a car before!

"Oh, this one is even more important - Wanyan Gou and Qin Hui, the pair of sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks."

As soon as Zhu Xi finished speaking, a shoe flew down from underneath.

It belongs to Lao Zhu.

"Fuck you! Is this how you use the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix?" Lao Zhuhu cursed with a stern face.

Zhu Xi quickly changed his words: "Oh, it was my mistake, those two bastards Wan Yangou and Qin Hui."

As he said that, he shouted over there: "Come here, get the molten iron!"

Before entering the molten iron, Zhu Xi fed Zhao Gou and Qin Hui a special elixir to prevent them from dying or evaporating.

Zhu Fang ordered people to make Zhao Gou and Qin Hui look like they were kneeling, and two buckets of molten iron were poured on them.

Only one face was left outside, and the whole body was fixed by pig iron and could not move.

"Let's play some tickle music." Zhu Xi said this: "Come on, move them to the side and kneel down, remember this from now on, if there is a dog emperor like this who destroys the Great Wall again, this is what you will do!"

As he said this, Zhu Xi smiled.

"Does this count as the honor of burying loyal bones in Qingshan and casting innocent ministers in white iron?"

"The last one is the great cleverness of our old Zhu family, Chorus Qizhen!"

After the words fell, Zhu Xiaosi and Zhu Zhu pushed Zhu Qizhen out, followed by Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu.

"Gaoxu?" Zhu Xi glanced at Zhu Gaoxu.

Zhu Gaoxu immediately clasped his fists and said, "My nephew is here!"

"Go, prepare a big vat for him, and roast him carefully in the vat!" Zhu Fang stretched out his sleeves: "Today, uncle, I will..."

"Uncle..." Zhu Gaoxu looked at Zhu Xi with resentment: "Are you polite?"

"Huh? Oh..." Zhu Xi then remembered that the cause of death of Gao Xu's nephew in front of him was the clay pot braised chicken.

"It's okay. Don't take it too seriously. Let's cook for him like this first." Zhu Ming said with a smile: "When we have some free time someday, we can cook for him carefully!"

As early as when Hu Hai was being dealt with, some of the little princes couldn't hold back and cried. Especially Zhu Xi's younger brothers, such as Zhu Shu, Zhu Tan, and Zhu Gui, looked at each other with sadness.

Historically, these sons of Lao Zhu can be regarded as polarizing. The good ones are really outstanding, such as Zhu Biao, Zhu Di, and Zhu Bai; the bastards are real bastards, such as Qi Wang Zhu Su, Lu Wang Zhu Tan, and Yi Wang Zhu. Compared with the three of them, Zhu Xi is a bit more handsome... …

He stretched out his legs and kicked Zhu Qizhen aside. Zhu Feng crossed his arms and smiled crazily.

"I'm telling you! As long as you dare to commit a crime and fall into my hands, you will suffer the same consequences!"

Facts have proved that killing chickens to scare monkeys is very effective. Lao Zhu's humanoid sons all said that they would turn their tails between their legs from now on. And those princes also asked themselves sadly whether their father could not be emperor.

If something goes wrong as the emperor, then he is not allowed to go to Zongzheng Temple for a walk?

Thinking of Hu Hai's tarantula coffin, they were filled with palpitations.

Is this something that a human being can fucking come up with?

However, considering what Hu Hai did in history, it is not impossible for everyone to understand.

It can be said that none of the people Zhu Ping dealt with was innocent. Even Liu Bang was a little unsatisfied and felt that Zhu Ping dealt with them too lightly.

It was indeed light. Compared to the suffering they caused to others, the punishment they were experiencing now was just a drop in the bucket.

With this royal internal education video, Zhu Xi became completely popular.

The former princes all believed that they were of noble birth and would either be emperors or princes in the future, and no one in the entire country would dare to deal with them.

But things are different now. With the Sword of Damocles like Zongzhengji here, who knows if you did something bad today and you will be thrown into Zongzhengji tomorrow?

The emperor went from doing whatever he wanted, to being cautious and fearful of making mistakes.

Only a devil would want to be such an emperor!

Now, no matter which dynasty it is, if a child with a concubine cries in the middle of the night, he will scare him and say: "Don't cry! If you cry again, Zhu Ping will come and arrest you!"

The effect was surprisingly good. Children started to pretend to be dead when they heard Zhu Ping's name, not to mention crying.

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