Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 247: You guys are connecting very well.
The marriage between the Ming Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty was not only between King Zhu Bai of Hunan and Princess Chengyang. Some time ago, Zhu Yuanzhang also finalized the marriage with Li Shimin to marry the adult Princess Anqing and Li Zhi.

Princess Anqing is three years older than Li Zhi. Originally, Lao Zhu felt that she had wronged her children, but Li Zhi, an innocent young man, said that when a female junior holds a gold brick, she likes older ones.

As soon as he said this, Li Zhi felt his ears being pulled.

"What did you say?! Child slave! Tell me again!"

Li Zhi's ears hurt, he was screaming, and his arms were struggling wildly. When he looked back, it was his fiancée, Princess Zhu Jin of Anqing.

"Sister Jin, sister Jin, I'm wrong, I'm wrong!" Li Zhi kept begging for mercy.

"Are you wrong? I think you know very well!" Zhu Jin held Li Zhi's ear and said angrily: "You little bastard! Come with me!"

"Oh no, there are so many people watching..." Li Zhi was still begging for mercy.

"So many people are watching? Humph, so what if they are watching?" Zhu Jin did not give in at all, "I tell you, you have to go back today. If you don't go back, you have to go back. Otherwise, I will tell Aunt Li!"

"Okay, okay, I'll just go back with you..."

The situation was stronger than the people, so Li Zhi could only abandon the idea of ​​learning dialect in despair and follow Zhu Jin home.

In fact, for things like taking concubines, Empress Changsun may not be too strict with Li Zhi. At most, she will just say a few words. But going to a brothel is another concept. In the eyes of Queen Changsun, Li Zhi is still an unmarried child. If he dares to go to a brothel, Queen Changsun will dare to hang him in the city gate tower.

But Li Tai is different. He is an adult and married. His wife, Yan Wan, will naturally take care of whatever he does when he goes out. It is not appropriate for him to be a mother.

A woman of the Tang Dynasty was so brave and courageous. What could she do as a woman of the Tang Dynasty if she couldn't control the men?

"Poor baby slave..." Zhu Xi smacked his lips at the side, "He has been put on a bit and a saddle, and has been completely domesticated..."

"What a coward, tsk tsk." Li Tai had already forgotten that he was being controlled by Yan Wan.

"You mean Brother Qingque has a very high status at home?" Zhu Fan was watching the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

Li Tai's face turned red all of a sudden, but in order not to reveal that he had tracheitis, he could only hide it: "Look at what you said, my family status at home is guaranteed. I asked your sister-in-law to go east , she will never go west, as long as I glare, she will be obedient!"

"Cow! Qingque, cow!" Zhu Xi gave two thumbs up, imitating Li Qing's example and praised.

Although Li Tai is indeed mentioned in the history books, and Zhu Ping also read through the history books in order to prescribe the right medicine, the specific details will not be recorded in the history books. Therefore, people in the Ming Dynasty did not know whether Li Tai had tracheitis in history.

Therefore, when Li Tai said this, they believed him.

"That's how a good man should be!" Zhu Di's eyes flashed with wonder. He followed his father and respected and loved his wife Xu Miaoyun with a little fear. "A man like you in the Tang Dynasty, who is so arrogant, is really not much."

"Not much?" Li Tai had deceived himself. He stroked his belly and chuckled: "In the entire Tang Dynasty, I can be considered one of the top men. I have my own experience in training wives. .”

At the same time, he muttered in his heart, indeed, as long as Yan Wan counts to three, he has to kneel down obediently.

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a message on his phone.

"It's okay to lie to my buddies, just don't deceive yourself. It doesn't matter if my buddies are deceived by you, just make a haha. But I hope you wipe the corners of your eyes after typing this and don't let tears fall on the screen of your phone. Just get on it."

The letter is from Li Chengqian.

"It's okay to believe what you said, brother. It can also give you some psychological comfort, but it's almost enough to deceive brothers. If I believe you, brother, you won't lose a piece of meat, but don't do it. Just take yourself seriously. It doesn't matter if you lie to me, brother, just smile and let it go. It's really not that I want to break your guard. Wipe your tears and think about it. Who else will believe you except brothers? talk?"

Li Tai:......

I feel so crazy and want to have a fight with my eldest brother, what should I do?

Only then did he remember that the call he had just had with Li Chengqian had not been turned off.

I will record it soon, and I will show off Qinhuai’s beauty to my eldest brother! Li Tai thought through gritted teeth in his heart.

The Qinhuai River is bustling with bright lights on both sides. With the advancement of science and technology in the Ming Dynasty, the Qinhuai River has also become an old city protection zone. On the basis of Nanjing City, the outer city was expanded to renovate the land and expand factories. The inner city remains the same as before, and housing prices in Nanjing have risen with the expansion of Nanjing.

A large house with two bedrooms that could originally be bought for two hundred taels of silver in Nanjing now has to start at fifty thousand taels depending on the location, and the price is still unmarketable.

As the capital of the Ming Dynasty, Nanjing has become the de facto global center.

Today, Xijing of the Ming Dynasty is Hongwu City (formerly Constantinople), Tokyo is Xinxiang (New York), Nanjing is Yingtianfu, and the central capital is still Fengyang. Nanjing, built after two industrial revolutions, can be said to be a holy place in the hearts of countless people around the world.

Outside the old city, there are rows of high-rise buildings. And Lao Zhu also renovated the imperial city, which was really magnificent.

Correspondingly, in the eyes of Europeans, Zhu Yuanzhang also became an unparalleled holy emperor.

In fact, it is easy to understand. From the perspective of modern people, Lao Zhu may be ordinary and there is nothing outstanding about him. However, if the same substitution is made, if 90 years after the Ottomans destroyed the Eastern Roman Empire, a Greek peasant with no background, no foundation, and a ruined family took advantage of the situation and destroyed Constantinople, which had been in power for more than 90 years. The Ottomans reconquered the Balkans and Asia Minor. After regaining his homeland and expelling the green barbarians, he once again sent troops to conquer the east and regained the Euphrates and Tigris river basins that Rome had lost for eight hundred years.

After that, he sent troops south to destroy the Mamluk dynasty in Egypt and regain Egypt, which had been lost for eight hundred years. Then he led troops from Egypt to conquer the west and recovered North Africa, which had been occupied for thousands of years. Then he went north to destroy the HRE, France, Italian city-states, Spain, and Portugal, completing the reunification of the European continent since Rome... Do you think how the domestic public officials would praise him?

This is what Lao Zhu is saying now. In the eyes of Mei Mingming Pi Gongzhi, he is a figure like the Messiah, even more awesome than Jesus.

Today's Qinhuai River is much more ruthless than before, with not only locals but also various exotic customs. It's just that the aesthetics are different. People in the Ming Dynasty didn't like the exotic style and preferred the Chinese style.

Therefore, the aesthetics of the world are gradually tending to the Ming Dynasty.

But people in the Tang Dynasty were different. People in the Tang Dynasty liked Orchid very much. Li Bai once wrote a poem: "Wherever the fallen flowers have trampled, I will laugh into Orchid's wine shop." This is the case.

Li Tai is now hugging the French girl with his left hand and the English rose with his right hand. He is so happy.

"Brother, let me show you, this is the magnificence of the Ming Dynasty!" Li Tai, served by the French girl beside him, drained the wine in one gulp and shouted into the mobile phone wildly.

Then he changed the message board to Li Ke and started to show off to him: "Third brother, guess where I am? I heard that someone is handling official business now, I won't say who it is!"

In the Li Zheng Palace, Li Chengqian was handling official business.

Hearing the message "Porphyrin" coming from his phone, he rubbed his eyes and opened the message. Looking at the happy and indulgent Li Tai in the picture, Li Chengqian didn't care much. He smiled gently and forwarded it to Yan Wan.

"This green bird..." Li Chengqian chuckled, picked up the pen filled with red ink, and wrote a big "read" on the memorial he just read.

Those who didn’t know, thought he was a teacher.

And Li Ke is holding his cell phone now, shouting helplessly and furiously to the sky: "Ah ah ah ah!!! I also want to go to the Qinhuai River!!!"

He really wanted to go. Unlike Li Chengqian who was extremely enthusiastic about official duties, Li Ke was the kind of man who was born to play, laugh and laugh. As the saying goes, a man will remain a boy until he dies. Give him a stick and he can turn around the rapeseed flowers within a hundred miles.

I originally thought that as an emperor, I could hunt as I pleased. As a result, Li Ke discovered that all the courtiers had a mobile phone, and the censors did not give any advice. As long as he dared to go hunting, hundreds of new messages would inevitably appear in Li Shimin's mobile phone.

Li Ke:......

You...you are connecting well?
Nowadays, censors and officials are all doing this, right? If you don't speak out and remonstrate, you should change your profession to sue your ancestors, right?
Li Ke was really helpless. If other emperors, such as Li Yu, might have turned a blind eye and passed by. He is different. He is Li Shimin's biological son and has a close relationship with him. If he loses face, he will directly lose face to Li Shimin.

Even though he was separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, Li Shimin had to hold him down and give him a hard whip to let him reminisce about his childhood.

"It's just a pity, Brother Qingque." Zhu Di held the cup and said with some emotion: "We should actually bring a few literati over here. Can't we record these wonderful times properly?"

When Li Tai thought about it, he was right.

Having been the emperor for so many years, I have long given up on literature. He has long since lost his original desire and transformed into a little expert in government affairs.

Reciting poems and writing poems? Doesn't exist, he's not that kid from Hongli...

In fact, that's right. Li Bai, Du Fu, and Bai Juyi should all be brought over to take a closer look.

"Why is this fourth child still in love with the poor Cuo Da?" Zhu Xi pointed out his finger and pointed at Zhu Di with a smile: "Tell me about you, you are worthless... Could it be that you have been with that girl in your family for a long time, and you are not good enough?" Have you gained some literary flair?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Di made a big blush.

Zhu Chong didn't care. He held a wine glass and persuaded: "Next time, since our fourth son has this idea, we will go to the Tang Dynasty and bring some poets here...right, poets, poets...we still need poets." Really? Well, actually we should tie up that Xin Qiji, that boy...that boy is angry with us!"

"Xin Qiji?" Li Tai opened his eyes: "Who is Xin Qiji?"

"Hey, it's Xin Qiji who wrote about 'Looking back suddenly, the person is in the dim light'!" Zhu Fan chewed melon seeds and began to show off his little literary knowledge: "It's normal for Brother Qingque not to know , after all, Xin Qiji is from the Song Dynasty, or... well, he should be someone after Yue Fei."

"It's a pity that such a good man who can bring peace to the world with his writing and his military ability to settle the world has been humiliated in the hands of those cowards from Zhao and Song Dynasty! Hateful!" Zhu Di slammed the wine bowl in his hand: "Zhao Song Song, Zhao Song! How many loyal ministers and good generals have you let down!"

"Don't talk about this, just drink and drink!" Zhu Zhu advised from the side: "It's great to be happy on a good day. It's not unlucky to have to mention the bad things about the Song Dynasty!"

"That's right!" Zhu Xi said with a smile: "Come on, let's have some wine!"

"I have thought about it. I will persuade my uncle when I get back soon and let him take us to find Xin Qiji!" Li Tai said in a deep voice: "Such a good man can't let him waste his life. Let's take him! Let him make achievements! The Zhao and Song dynasties are not worthy of such a good person!"

"Okay! Brother Qingque said that well!" Zhu Di stamped his feet, feeling very excited: "I have long disliked that bunch of wimps named Zhao. I must get rid of him! Let's take Xin Qiji to play!"

After taking a sip of wine, Zhu Mingzui squeezed Li Tai's shoulder with hazy eyes.

"I think the most important thing you should do now is how to explain it to your siblings after you go back."

"Explanation?" Li Tai asked puzzledly.

"It's just that you came to drink flower wine today." Zhu Xi looked at Li Tai with a half-smile.

It was okay if he didn't say this. As soon as he said it, Li Tai stood up.

"Explanation? Ha, I'm not bragging to you. If that bitch Yan Wan dares to say anything about me, have you seen this?" Li Tai sneered and patted his fists, "A fist as big as a sandbag, if she dares to say anything, then Dare to beat her!"

After Li Tai finished speaking, he found that the four brothers in front of him fell into silence, and they all looked at him with a look of silence.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like this?" Li Taizui looked at the four brothers with dazed eyes, not realizing what was about to happen.

The four brothers looked at each other and almost couldn't stop laughing.

Zhu Di still couldn't stand it and reminded: "Brother Qingque..."

As soon as he said this, Li Tai felt cold all over.

As if being targeted by some wild beast, all the blood rushed to his forehead.

"Li Tai! Li Huibao!"

A very familiar voice sounded behind him, and the anger in the voice made Li Tai's whole body go cold.

Huibao is his word.

Li Tai slowly turned around and saw the angry and pretty face of his wife Yan Wan.

"Ah... Wan'er..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Wan grabbed his ear.

"A fist as big as a sandbag? Ha! Today I will show you what a fist is as big as a sandbag!"

After saying that, Yan Wan shook hands into fists and punched Li Tai.

"Ah, madam, don't, don't, don't, there is someone else here... Ah, don't, don't slap me in the face, don't slap me in the face, you bitch! You..."

(Please give me a monthly pass, it’s much better... I just have a bad cough)

(End of this chapter)