Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 248 I’m here to hunt foxes, what are you going to do? !

The husband-taming skills of the Tang royal family seemed to be passed down from daughter-in-law to daughter-in-law.

For example, Li Yuan was eaten to death by Empress Dowager Dou. Li Shimin also respected Empress Changsun very much, and Li Tai suffered from tracheitis.

But Li Chengqian was different. Li Chengqian was a Sigma man, and he had no idea of ​​playing "boring erotic tricks" with his Queen Su.

This kid is always too ambitious.

Seeing Li Tai being snatched away by the crazy Yan Wan, the four Zhu family brothers had no idea of ​​continuing to drink.

Why are you still drinking? My brothers have been arrested and they are still drinking from each other.

No one knows what happened to Li Tai.

But the next day, Li Tai walked out of his bedroom while holding on to the wall.

When Li Qing returned home, he only saw Li Xiuning who was learning to knit a sweater, but not his son.

When asked, he was taken away by Li Mingda and went to the palace to nurse the child.

"It seems that Sizi is really interested in our grown-up son." Li Qing sat next to Li Xiuning, smiling and stretched out his hands to wrap his arms around Li Xiuning's waist.

This waist is as small as a murderer's knife. There is not a trace of fat on it. It is completely impossible to tell that she has given birth to a baby.

"That's because Si Zi has a sense of responsibility. This husband should be cultivated from an early age." Li Xiuning poked the two long needles in his hand quickly, and the sweater was knotted quickly.

When Li Qing heard this, he realized that there was something in this woman's words.

"You mean, you also want to train me from a young age?" Li Qing gently touched the soft waist with his fingers, slowly twisting and stroking it.

Li Xiuning rolled her eyes at him and hummed: "I think, what's the use of being a pity?"

With that said, Li Xiuning put down the sweater in his hand, turned around, stretched out his hands and held Li Qing's face.

"It's just a pity that I didn't have you in the first sixteen years..."

Li Qing took a deep breath, picked up Li Xiuning and left.

……

Li Xiuning is not very good at flirting with men. But flirting with Li Qing...Li Xiuning is very proficient.

This is the level of soul mates who know everything.

While sitting in the restaurant having breakfast, Li Shimin finally arrived late.

Seeing the tiredness on Lao Li's face, Li Qing couldn't help but sigh.

"Tell me about you. Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. Don't be a horse or a cow for your children and grandchildren. Who will show you that you are so tired every day? I believe in the wisdom of future generations..."

"Who are you counting on?" Li Shimin glanced sideways at him, "Counting on Li Tan? Or on that bastard Zhinu? They are good at keeping their jobs but not enterprising enough. If I don't straighten out the court for them, who do you think can handle it? "

After Li Shimin finished speaking, he picked up the hot milk that the maid had served him and drained it in one gulp.

"This milk is a good thing. I see that the daily newspaper in Chang'an City is now encouraging all people to drink milk. Why haven't we found such a good thing before?"

Lao Li took a silk handkerchief from the tray held by the maid behind him, wiped his mouth and put it back on the tray.

"This is a specialty of Europe. Black and white cows specialize in producing milk. They are different from the old cows here." Li Qing put down the cup with a smile. "Traditionally, the fat content of cattle and buffalo milk in China is relatively high. , and the other is that black and white cows have high yields and are more suitable to be cultivated as milk-producing breeds.”

"I see." Li Shimin thought thoughtfully, "The pastures in Chang'an City should be enough to supply the entire Chang'an."

"It has been scientifically proven that if meat, eggs, and milk are followed, the body will be strong." Li Qing glanced at Li Mingda holding Li Yu close to the window, and said again: "But for children like my Li Yu, it's best not to drink it. Milk, my stomach can’t bear it.”

"I think he drank it very quickly." Li Shimin raised his head and saw little Li Yu climbing up the mountain with one hand and grabbing the milk bottle with the other hand, wrapping her head up like a rainbow.

"Little bastard..." Li Shimin spat.

"Hey, why did this kid offend you?" Li Qing was unhappy, "Li Yu is a bastard, so aren't you a bastard and his father-in-law?"

Li Shimin:...

What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless.

"He is different. He eats pills like jelly beans. His body is stronger than yours. Not to mention drinking milk, even eating a bowl of Malatang is no problem."

The spicy hotpot that Li Qing mentioned is a snack that has become popular in Chang'an recently. Generally speaking, it is a snack that selects various dishes according to personal taste and boils them in special brine. It only costs five coppers to enjoy a bowl of hot spicy soup. It is very popular among women in Chang'an. Children's favorite.

Li Shimin also tasted this kind of snack, and in his words, it was...not good.

Now Lao Li is very tough and has met many people with Li Qingshi. If this were the eleventh year of Zhenguan, he would have to lick the bowl clean.

This Malatang is a culmination of industrial power. Chicken essence and MSG are put in there for free. For Datang, which had just emerged from the feudal era, this was not just a dimensionality reduction blow, it was simply a dimensionality reduction blow.

"Yes, the strong hands are not honest." Li Shimin glanced angrily at Li Yu, who was still climbing the peak, and forced himself not to look around.

He was afraid that if he couldn't help it, he would go over and kick Li Yu twice.

"Look at how petty you are. Although my father-in-law is getting more and more dissatisfied with my son-in-law, you have gone too far." Li Qing gave Li Shimin a blank look: "You dare to kick the little carp today, Ning Ning will kill you on the spot. I have to cut it into pieces for you."

Li Shimin felt excited. He looked up at Li Xiuning and found that Li Xiuning was looking at him with smiling eyes.

"How could it be? I don't even have time to love my son-in-law." Li Shimin quickly made amends for himself.

"Hahahaha..." Li Qing was happy for a while and said to Lao Li: "Get ready, pack up, and go to celebrate the fourth year of the calendar in two days."

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment: "The fourth year of Qingli? Why the fourth year of Qingli?"

"The fourth year of Qingli was just in the midst of the successive bankruptcies of the Qingli New Deal." Li Qing spread his hands: "Have you never read "The Story of Yueyang Tower"? In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County..."

"I haven't seen it." Li Shimin spread his hands.

"Really uneducated." Li Qing said contemptuously.

Li Shimin laughed: "Hahaha... That is obviously an article from the Song Dynasty. If I, a Tang Dynasty person, could read it, wouldn't it be a mess? But you should be talking about Fan Wenzheng, right?"

The so-called Fan Wenzheng refers to Fan Zhongyan.

Fan Zhongyan's courtesy name is Xiwen, and his posthumous title is "Wenzheng". Generally speaking, he is called "Fan Wenzhenggong". It's just that despite his seniority, Li Shimin is still the emperor, so there's nothing wrong with calling him "Fan Wenzheng" for short. However, it should be noted that Fan Zhongyan was not the first "Wenzheng". The first posthumous title Wenzheng was Li Fang, the prime minister during the Chezong period of Song Dynasty. Generally speaking, Fan Zhongyan is "the best writer throughout the ages".

"Yes, it's Fan Zhongyan." Li Qing nodded and confirmed Li Shimin's guess.

"Then I want to go take a look. They say there are no generals in the Northern Song Dynasty and no prime ministers in the Southern Song Dynasty. I want to see what these figures in the Northern Song Dynasty are like." Li Shimin rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile.

"It's probably not fun to compete with Fang Xuanling and the others." Li Qing gave Fang Xuanling and the others a little lift.

But he was not lying. A prime minister of Fang Xuanling's level was really at the T0 level, at least T0.5.

Who are these people who are sitting firmly as prime minister T0? Those are at the level of Yi Yin, Jiang Ziya, and Guan Zhong.

"Hahahaha, Xuanling's talent is rare in ancient and modern times." Li Shimin was also very satisfied with Li Qing's evaluation. After all, Fang Xuanling was from his Zhenguan Dynasty. He was praised by the immortal, and his face felt bright, " In this case, when it is convenient for you, we will go find Lao Zhao together."

This convenience means that you can stay at home for a whole year.

Within a year, Li Yu would run away. The daily program is for him to stumble and run in front, with Sizi following behind, for fear that his little brother will fall.

Li Mingda is exactly nineteen years old this year. Perhaps it was because he had never been in good health before. Li Mingda always had an invincible temperament about him. Since she came of age, the title of the most beautiful princess of the Tang Dynasty has been transferred from Li Lizhi to Li Mingda.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with Li Lizhi, especially the one who still retains her charm...

Li Qing has been very happy at home recently. He either sleeps in or stacks Li Xiuning and Shangguan Wan'er together to play poker, and his life is quite nourishing.

The one who really couldn't stand it was Li Shimin.

Under Li Shimin's encouragement, Li Qing walked out of the house and sent a few messages to Li Zhi and the others.

After Li Zhi and others arrived, Li Qing remembered that this time he was going to celebrate the fourth year of the calendar.

But since we have come, let’s delay it for a while in the fourth year of Qingli and deal with Tang Jingzong of the Tang Dynasty first.

Speaking of Tang Jingzong, Li Qing thought again, let's solve it quickly, it would be better to let twenty planes unify the whole world as soon as possible.

……

Tang Jingzong Li Zhan was the eldest son of Tang Mu Zong Li Heng.

In the Tang Dynasty, he was one of the few first princes who successfully succeeded to the throne.

There were too many first princes who had overturned before him, such as Li Hong who died of illness, and...such as Li Jiancheng who was shot by his younger brother.

To evaluate Li Zhan, that’s really...

As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and mice's children know how to dig holes. In this area of ​​playing, Li Zhan is even better than his father Li Heng.

After Emperor Jingzong of the Tang Dynasty and Li Zhan ascended the throne, he did not pay attention to national affairs at all. In the second month after Li Zhan ascended the throne, he went to the Zhonghe Hall to play ball on the first day. On the second day, he went to Feilongyuan to play ball. On the third day, he held a banquet in the Zhonghe Hall and had a great time. "unpretentious and boring" life. Li Zhan blindly pursued pleasure and did not even care about the emperor's routine morning court.

One day in the third month after he ascended the throne, the ministers came to the court to prepare for the cabinet meeting, but Li Zhan did not go to court until three o'clock in the morning. The ministers had to get up before dawn to prepare for the court meeting, but the emperor was late in arriving. As time went on, the ministers could not hold on and some even fainted.

Regarding the behavior of the new monarch that was contrary to the ancestral system, the admonishment official Li Bo put forward an admonition. Under the urging of the ministers, Tang Jingzong came late after a long time. After retiring from the imperial court, Zuo Shiyi Liu Qichu tried his best to dissuade the emperor's behavior. He kowtowed to Long Chi and the blood flowed. Jingzong seemed very moved at the time, but he still refused to change. Later, it even became difficult to go to court two or three times a month.

This kind of warm and polite attitude but unyielding despite repeated admonishment is very much like his father Li Heng.

Baoli second year, the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month.

Li Shimin stood in the dense forest, looking at Li Zhan, who was laughing and catching a fox not far away, with a complicated expression.

"Is this Li Zhan?" He took a deep breath, "What a virtue with his father! Shame, shame!"

After he finished complaining, he suddenly realized: "No, today is Xin Chou Day, the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month. He will die in a while, right?"

"Yes, after he returned to the palace after beating the night fox, he was still in high spirits, shouting about playing ball with the eunuchs Liu Keming, Tian Wucheng, and Xu Wenduan, and drinking with 28 generals including Su Zuoming, Wang Jiaxian, and Shi Dingkuan." At this point, Li Qingrao glanced meaningfully at the two eunuchs following Li Zhan: "While he was drinking heavily, Li Zhan entered the room to change his clothes. At this time, the lights in the main hall suddenly went out. Liu Keming, Su Zuoming and others had already been ambushing in the hall, preparing to An attempt was made to murder Li Zhan, who died indoors on the spot at the age of eighteen."

"This bastard, it would be better if he died!" Li Shimin felt that he could not understand his hatred and said through gritted teeth.

"Actually, overall, Li Zhan is not a bad person. He is more like a child who loves to play. The throne is not suitable for him." Li Qing sighed, "If you want to talk about conscience, he also has it. He also knows that it is not right to go out to have fun. , but he can’t control himself.”

"If you can't control yourself, then why should you be an emperor?" Li Shimin said angrily: "Come here! Bring me that bastard!"

Anxi Elite left in response, and after a while, he caught Li Zhan who was aiming his slingshot at the fox.

The incident happened so suddenly that no one realized what was going on. When they came to their senses, those eunuchs had been beheaded by the Anxi army.

"I'm here to fight foxes! What are you going to do!" Li Zhan was framed among a group of strong men, still struggling.

Sergeant Anxi did not listen to Li Zhan's questioning, but just brought the person in front of Li Shimin and pressed him to the ground.

"Rebels! You rebels!" Li Zhan looked up at Li Shimin with burning eyes: "You rebels, who sent you here?"

"Hey, Brother Li, he said you were a rebel." Li Qing was happy. He didn't mind watching the excitement and said, "Why did our ancestors rebel?"

Li Shimin took a deep breath after hearing this.

"I'm asking you, bastard! Are you still an emperor?"

Lao Li flew up and kicked Li Zhan on the shoulder.

Li Zhan was in pain and just about to get up, he found a familiar figure reaching out to him.

He looked up and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Grandpa Huang?"

Yes, it was his biological grandfather, Tang Xianzong Li Chun, who helped him.

It would have been better not to say this, but as soon as he said it, Li Chun's face darkened and he slapped Li Zhan on the forehead.

"Who is your Grandpa Huang? I don't have the same playful and noisy problem as you!"

Who would have thought that Li Zhan's rhetorical question would silence Li Chungian.

"But you like to take elixirs..."

(Ask for monthly ticket)

(End of this chapter)