Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

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Of course, Chai Zongxun could not imagine why his father would suddenly take action and hit him very hard.

Of course, Chai Rong could not imagine why his descendants were so unsatisfactory, even if they could not conquer the Sixteenth State of Yanyun, they actually had two arrows in their laps and fled in a donkey cart - -The most important thing is that he was given a nickname that has been passed down for thousands of years by later generations - the God of Carriage of the Gaoliang River.

He could already imagine how they would tease their family after dinner - look, Lao Guo's family are all cowards!
"You have brought shame to the whole family because of you!" Chai Rong roared and rushed forward with fists as big as sandbags.

Queen Xiao Fu threw herself on Chai Zongxun and looked at Chai Rong with tears in her eyes: "Your Majesty! Xun'er is still young and cannot withstand your beatings... Besides, it is only something that will happen in the future. How can you blame him?"

"Get up!" Chai Rong's eyes were red, and Queen Fu couldn't help but say: "It's all because of you that this little bastard is like this! If I don't beat this beast to death today, I swear I won't be a human being!"

Seeing that Chai Rong had broken his guard to the extreme, Lao Li couldn't continue to pretend. He slapped his thigh and quickly stopped him: "Oh, Brother Guo, you hit the wrong person!"

"Hit... the wrong person?" Chai Rong was standing on top, but when he heard Lao Li's words, he couldn't help but stop his fist.

"Is it possible that Taizong...is not Zongxun, but someone else?" Chai Rong glanced at Chai Zongxun suspiciously: "Could it be that Zongxun died early and was a good deed by his son? But that's not right. If it's based on age, After all, Zong Xun’s son is only a teenager at most. Could it be... Zong Rang? Or Zong Ji? "

The Zongrang Chai Rong is talking about is the fifth eldest son of his family, Cao Wang Chai Zongrang. After Chai Zongxun came to the throne, he changed his name to Chai Xirang to avoid taboos; Zongjin is the sixth eldest son, King Ji Chai Zongjin, who changed his name to avoid taboos after Chai Zongxun came to the throne. Chai Xijin; and Zongjie is the seventh child. Chai Zongjie, the king of Qi (same in pronunciation as "Qi"), changed his name to Chai Xijie after Chai Zongxun came to the throne to avoid taboos.

Chai Rong had seven sons in total, Chai Zongxun was the fourth. The first three sons, Chai Zongyi, Chai Zongcheng and Chai Zongxi, were all executed by Liu Chengyou, Emperor Yin of the Later Han Dynasty, when Guo Wei rebelled. At that time, the three younger brothers were still in their infancy and had not yet left their names. Their names were all given by Guo Weihou, Taizu of the Later Zhou Dynasty.

Also executed along with him were Guo Wei's few sons, which was the biggest reason why it was Chai Rong's turn to inherit the throne.

"No, none, wrong call!" Li Shimin held Chai Rong's arm and pushed him back to sit on the bed.

Chai Rong looked at Li Shimin with a question mark on his face, and was also wondering in his heart.

If it weren’t for my sons, who else could Taizong be?

Could it be you, Li Shimin? Stop making trouble, Brother Li, at your level, wouldn't beating Youzhou be like beating Sun Tzu? Is that pot of Khitan enough for you to pee?
"Brother Li, please clarify who this embarrassing Taizong is!" Chai Rong's face showed murderous intent.

"I only said it was Taizong, and I didn't say it was Taizong of your later Zhou Dynasty." Li Shimin glanced at Chai Rong with pity.

When Chai Rong heard this, he felt very happy.

If it's bad, there shouldn't be someone trying to usurp the throne, right?

Queen Xiao Fu's big bright eyes instantly filled with moisture, she sobbed, and she started crying while holding Chai Zongxun in her arms.

Chai Zongxun didn't know what was going on. He was sniffing big snot from his nose and wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Should...should..." Chai Rong asked tremblingly.

"I'll tell you some good news, and some bad news." Li Shimin looked at Chai Rong with a smile: "I don't know which brother Guo wants to hear first."

"First... let's hear the good news first." Chai Rong swallowed.

"The good news is that this Emperor Taizong is Song Taizong. You know this man, guess who he is?" Li Shimin asked with a smile.

"Who?" Chai Rong's mind is very confused now and he is overclocking like crazy. Let him think about who it is, he really can't find a suitable candidate for a while.

"Zhao Kuangyi." Li Qing said immediately from the side. He couldn't stand it anymore, but he couldn't let Brother Li play like this anymore.

If you mess with my brother Guo again...

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Chai Rong's eyes were red, and he looked out of the palace door with dizziness.

"Okay, very good. Zhao Kuangyi is Taizong, so Song Taizu must be Xianghai'er, right?"

It hurts, it hurts too much!
The man he thought was a good brother just now was stabbed in the heart with a bang.

Who can know this pain?
"You guessed it right." Li Shimin nodded in affirmation and looked back at Li Qing, seemingly a little dissatisfied with his wise brother's quick mouth.

Why don't you let him guess it all first? Just like how you played with me back then.

"In the seventh year of Xian De, that is, on the first day of the first lunar month next year, news suddenly came that the Liao Kingdom and the Northern Han Dynasty were launching a large-scale invasion." Li Qing couldn't bear to continue to torture Chai Rong's nerves, so he decided to explain to him: " Empress Dowager Fu, who was in charge at the time, had no idea. When she heard about this, she was at a loss. Finally, she asked Prime Minister Fan Zhi for advice. Fan Zhi secretly thought that only Zhao Kuangyin, the general in the court, could save the crisis. Unexpectedly, Zhao Kuangyin said that there were few soldiers. Unable to go to war, Fan Zhi had to entrust Zhao Kuangyin with the highest military authority and the ability to mobilize the entire country's troops."

"Doesn't this Old Master Fan know how to test whether it's true or not?" Chai Rong didn't blame Queen Xiao Fu. After all, this woman in her twenties... hadn't seen any big scenes. I expected her to be as obvious as Queen Lu. Very difficult.

Sometimes, Chai Rong even thought that if Empress Xiao Fu was as good as Empress Lu, he would not be worried.

Queen Xiao Fu raised her head and looked at Chai Rong with tears in her eyes. When he found that the other party did not blame him, he continued to hold him
It can also be seen that Queen Xiao Fu just looks like a cute and soft girl, and has never seen any big scenes.

Come to think of it, this year's Queen Xiao Fu is only twenty-four years old. In future generations, that is, the ignorant female college students who have just graduated from college, how will they know the dangers of the world?

"It happened suddenly, and since Zhao Kuangyin is your good brother, the ministers didn't think too much about it." Li Qing shrugged, not knowing how to evaluate it.

"Zhao Kuangyin set out with his army to leave Kaifeng City and stayed overnight at Chenqiaoyi, 20 kilometers northeast of Kaifeng. The mutiny plan began." Seeing that Chai Rong didn't know what he was thinking, Li Qing continued: "That night, Zhao Kuangyin's Some confidants spread rumors among the soldiers, saying: "The current emperor is young and weak and cannot govern personally. Who knows if we serve the country and defeat the enemy? Why not first support Zhao Kuangyin as emperor and then set off for the northern expedition." Emotions were quickly aroused. At this time, Zhao Kuangyin's younger brother Zhao Kuangyi and his confidant Zhao Pu saw that the time was ripe, and ordered the soldiers to put the yellow robes prepared in advance on Zhao Kuangyin, who pretended to be drunk and had just woken up. They all bowed down in the court and shouted long live. , so he supported him as emperor. Zhao Kuangyin showed his compulsion and said: "You are greedy for wealth and honor, so you can make me the emperor. If you can follow my orders, I can't be your master."

Lao Zhao's words are easy to understand. The translation is "You really hurt me."

Seeing Chai Rong's eyes turning red, Li Qing hurriedly advised: "Don't get angry. In fact, not everyone wants to be like this. Just like that old Master Fan, he was eating in the building and was held at knifepoint by the soldiers. When Zhao Kuangyin arrived, the talent of this young movie star came up, and he immediately started sobbing and crying to Old Master Fan, and explained in detail the process of being forced to support him. Before Fan Zhi could answer, Military Academy Luo Yanhuan raised his knife at Fan. Zhi gestured and said, "We don't have a master, we must get an emperor today." After saying this, Zhao Kuangyin also started to scold Luo Yanhuan. "

"Damn, this bitch!" Chai Rong punched the couch angrily: "Come here! Come here!"

Immediately a chamberlain came forward, waiting to be dispatched.

"Go, go and bring that ungrateful Zhao Kuangyin to me!" Chai Rong ordered loudly.

Before the chamberlain could leave, he was stopped by Li Qing. "Every grievance has its owner, and every debt has its owner, Lao Guo, let's not take our anger out on Zhao Kuangyin, who has not yet attempted to usurp the throne!" Li Qing's words were seductive.

"What do you mean by the Immortal Master?" Chai Rong immediately became energetic. He glanced at Li Shimin and asked with a deep heart: "Could it be that the Immortal Master... can bring that dog Xiang Haier from the Song Dynasty here?"

"Hey, that's right!" Li Qing said with a "little boy can be taught" look, "It's not just that, think about it, if we suddenly arrive when Zhao Kuangyin leads his army into Kaifeng, what do you think will happen? "

What will happen?
Chai Rong thought for a moment, and his expression gradually changed.

What else? Of course I beat him up!
"Then please trouble the Immortal Master!" Chai Rong immediately stood up and bowed solemnly to Li Qing, "Brother, I want to beat up Zhao Kuangyin!"

"Nothing wrong, just wait." Li Qing smiled and patted Chai Rong on the shoulder: "But... it may take a little long, it will probably take an afternoon."

"Why so long?" Li Shimin was gearing up, but he had long been unhappy with Zhao Kuangyin, who owned a rich mine. I thought I would bring Lao Zhao and give him a beating soon, but I didn’t expect to have to wait?

"It's so difficult for the founding emperor to be beaten, and he can't gather some people to watch it together?" Li Qing looked up to the sky and smiled: "Like Brother Ying, Bangzi, Lao Zhu, etc., don't they all have to be invited to watch together?"

"Yes, yes, it's not just them, we also have to call Li Bai and the others. You must remember, brother Xian, you must call Wu Daozi!" Li Shimin's eyes lit up.

"Wu Daozi, what are you asking them to do?" Li Qing scratched his head, wondering what kind of medicine Li Shimin was selling in the gourd.

Li Shimin slapped his thigh and said: "Oh my dear brother, Wu Daozi is the best at painting figures, and has the reputation of 'Wu Dai is in the style'. In this situation, there should be no famous painting handed down from generation to generation of 'Zhou Shizong beat Song Taizu violently'." A look?”

"Okay!" Chai Rong cheered, and he couldn't agree more: "This painting must be passed down!"

This is a work of art! Chai Rong thought fiercely.

Li Qing looked at Li Shimin with a constipated look on his face: "Are you still trying so hard? Isn't the video over?"

"That's different!" Li Shimin waved his hand: "Believe me, dear brother, it's settled!"

Li Qing looked at Li Shimin with a complicated expression, thinking that Brother Li had been completely led astray by him.

Who has this person become now? Isn’t he a complete fun person?

But this... is also good?
"Then you stay here with Brother Guo first." Li Qing glanced at Lao Li and said, "I'll go move some people to each court first. This kind of opportunity is rare."

"It's easy to talk, let's go, go." Li Shimin waved his hand and couldn't wait.

After Li Qing left, Chai Rongcai belatedly asked: "Brother Li, the Ying brother and Bangzi that brother mentioned just now, could it be Ying Zheng, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty, and Liu Bang, the great emperor of the Han Dynasty?"

"Hey, you guessed it right." Li Shimin smiled and took out a pack of Wangwang snow cakes from his pocket: "Want a pack?"

"What is this?" Chai Rong took the snow cake in his hand and asked doubtfully.

The thing in front of me... looks like a pancake. But why are there white marks on it? Chai Rong looked at the snow cake suspiciously, then at Queen Xiao Fu's pretty face, and suddenly had a bad association.

"Don't think blindly, it's sweet on top." Li Shimin, as a veteran driver, of course saw Chai Rong's association and immediately interrupted the spell.

Chai Rong said "oh" and imitated Li Shimin to tear open the cover, handed a piece to Empress Xiao Fu, and ate a piece himself.

"Hmm... delicious." Chai Rong narrowed his eyes with satisfaction.

As for Li Qing, he ran from the Qin Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty, and gathered a large number of people to wait in Chai Rong's palace. Then he walked into the Funing Palace of Kaibao Dynasty in a grand manner.

Zhao Kuangyin was sitting in front of the TV playing PS5. When he saw Li Qing coming, he pressed pause and said with a smile: "Is the Immortal Master here?"

"Let's go for a walk." Li Qing invited him. He felt that the more natural the behavior would be, the better. Zhao Kuangyin must not be defensive.

Zhao Kuangyin perked up: "Where are you going? Could it be that you are going to the next life?"

"No, I'll take you to see someone." Li Qing said mysteriously.

Seeing Li Qing's mysterious expression, Zhao Kuangyin suddenly became alert and said: "People? Who are they?"

"Of course it's someone you know well, who else could it be..." Li Qing couldn't help laughing and said, "Brother Li has already passed by, Lao Zhu and Kunzi are also here, waiting for you."

Hearing that everyone was there, Zhao Kuangyin did not doubt that he was there.

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go?" Zhao Kuangyin stood up immediately and said.

Then he suddenly asked: "A familiar person? Who is it?"

"Look, I'm so curious. It's pointless to tell him in advance." Li Qing smiled and patted Zhao Kuangyin on the back: "You will know when you arrive, don't worry."

He added silently in his heart, I will never beat you to death.

"Okay, wait until I turn it off." Lao Zhao didn't think much and turned off the PS5 and TV directly.

It was different from the wormhole when Li Qing led people through it. His vision was just black, and then he appeared in Chai Rong's palace.

The moment Zhao Kuangyin opened his eyes, he saw an extremely familiar face.

Then, there was a shocking roar.

"Xianghaier! You thief! You're going to die!" (End of Chapter)