Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

There was a loud shout in the sunny day, which shocked Zhao Kuangyin to the point where he turned pale.

Just like in the comics, it has lost its color.

When he saw Chai Rong, his legs softened and he sat down on the ground with a plop.

Without him, I feel guilty.

Although Lao Zhao said he was shameless, he still had to follow whomever he wanted. Besides, we are obviously at Chai Rong's place now, and Song Jun didn't bring any of his Kai Bao. As for Chai Rong... Chai Rong crushed Lao Zhao in all aspects. To put it in one sentence - I am not afraid of you when it comes to fighting alone, but I am better than you when it comes to marching and forming formations!
The main reason is that Li Qing obviously didn't want to let him go. He brought in a group of bad friends, such as Guangzi, Lao Zhu, and Lao Li. Zhao Kuangyin didn't think he could escape unscathed.

"No, no, no, brother Guo." Li Shimin stopped Chai Rong and pretended to persuade Chai Rong, "If you have anything to do, let's talk to him. Don't shout and kill. The people who scare Mr. Zhao are all his own brothers... "

"Yes, we are all buddies." Bangzi also grabbed Chai Rong's other arm, "Guo, listen to Brother Bang's advice, it's not easy for us to get together, it's all fate..."

Lao Zhu raised his eyebrows and asked pretending to be puzzled: "Hey, isn't it Lao Chai? How did you become Lao Guo? I remember that the "Records of Song Taizu" compiled by Zhao Lin and Wang Yuchen clearly recorded that the brother's name was Chai Rong..."

It was okay not to say this. Once he said it, Zhao Kuangyin closed his eyes in despair.

*Rage value from Guo Rong +1000000!

Huh, Li Qing glanced at the system prompts, this is the largest single number since time travel...

If it’s not about anything else, it’s about breaking the record. Brother Chai Rong has already made up his mind!

And Chai Rong over there also felt red and warm instantly.

He broke away from Li Shimin and Liu Bang, grabbed the gun uniform with both hands like a fighting champion, pulled it left and right, and tore it in half with a tearing sound, exposing all his muscles.

The desire to kill is rising!
Chai Rong's eyes were red, as if the red-eye special effect was activated. He held a pair of iron fists, roared, and rushed towards Zhao Kuangyin.

"Wow, wow, wow!" Chai Rong was so angry that he was speechless and could only scream wildly.

Hit someone? Of course he dares. Although Zhao Kuangyin was brought by Li Qing, Li Qing has already agreed. Even if he is beaten to death, it will be okay - I can bring him back.

Chai Rong hit Zhao Kuangyin on the chin with an uppercut.

"Heat!" Zhu Xi voiced passionately: "Uncle Chai, cut him in the middle!"

When Chai Rong heard Zhu Xi's words, he flew up and hit Zhao Kuangyin's chest.

Zhao Kuangyin took this kick and used his momentum to run far away.

Lao Zhao, whose body had been strengthened by the elixir, could resist being beaten, and he could run really fast. You said let him fight back... He really didn't dare, but on the other hand, he was nine out of ten guilty. After all, Chai Rong was really kind to him, and he was also a true grandson when he snatched Jiang Shan from his son.

Didn't others know about Chen Qiao's mutiny in yellow robes? Didn't he know about it? It is said that Zhao Pu, Zhao Guangyi and others "made their own decisions". In fact, this incident has been reviewed several times at home.

I'm so sorry.

"Catch him! Don't let him run away!" Chai Rongfa shouted, and Lao Li and others immediately rushed forward and pushed Zhao Kuangyin to the ground.

"Let me go! Let me go!" Zhao Kuangyin fluttered desperately: "Lao Li, Bangzi, Lao Zhu! Are you still fucking brothers!"

"Just because we are brothers, we can't let you continue to make mistakes! Old Zhao!" Liu Bang shouted sadly: "Old Zhao, you are Nai Gong's good brother. We must let you atone for your sins and live a clean life! "

"Yes! He must be allowed to live a clean life!" Li Shimin's eyes lit up, this statement was really good.

Seeing Chai Rongjie walking over unruly, Zhao Kuangyin was also eager to survive and even broke free from the restraints of the three of them.

As a result, as soon as he ran, he ran into the arms of a wall of iron towers.

He looked up, his heart in his throat.

"Heaven will kill me!" Zhao Kuangyin wailed and stopped resisting.

Without him, the person who caught him was Xiang Yu.

If we follow pure historical records, the most powerful general after Xiang Yu should be Li Cunxiao. Although Xiang Yu is far away, Li Cunxiao is close. The legend of Li Cunxiao is still circulating in the Central Plains.

Of course Chai Rong knew that this man was Xiang Yu, and he knew immediately that Old Zhao couldn't run away.

"Xianghaier, you should run away!" Chai Rong rubbed a pair of doomsday iron fists and looked at Zhao Kuangyin with a strange smile.

"Oh, brother." Old Zhao drooped his head: "Let's talk about it, can you not slap me in the face?"

Chai Rong didn't say anything. He came over, picked up Zhao Kuangyin, and beat him violently.

"Ugh, vomit, vomit!" Zhao Kuangyin screamed after being beaten, his tongue hanging out.

In order to let Chai Rong vent his anger, Li Qing added "cat and mouse" special effects to the two of them. It won't really beat someone to death, but the result will be really miserable.

"Tell me, why are you trying to usurp the throne!" Chai Rong punched and said one word. Every time he punched his stomach, Lao Zhao's body was like a rubber man, arching away.

"It will happen when conditions are ripe..." Zhao Kuangyin did not explain, but just said: "The master is weak and the ministers are strong. That's the truth. Zong Xun's virtuous nephew can't hold the world, can he?"

In fact, what Zhao Kuangyin said was what was in his heart, and it was also the consensus since the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms.

The so-called "The Son of Heaven is the one who has strong soldiers and horses" has gradually become popular since the late Tang Dynasty.

The emperor takes turns doing it. When he comes to my house next year, the one named Li can do it, the one named Zhu can do it, the one named Shi can do it, the one named Liu can do it, the one named Guo can do it, even the one named Yelu can do it, and I am the only one named Zhao. Can't do it?
With so many soldiers and horses in his hands, the emperor is still a seven-year-old child. Half of the officials in the court support him, and most of the generals support him. I believe that except Zhou Gongdan and Zhuge Liang, no one can bear it. Resist the temptation.

"I'll let you be my nephew! Do you still have the nerve to call Zong Xun my nephew?" Chai Rong angrily beat Zhao Kuangyin, "Forget about usurping the throne, why did you change my surname?!"

"Isn't this reasonable and legal..." Zhao Kuangyin reluctantly tried to respect himself.

As we all know, Zhao Kuangyin also became the emperor through the "Zen position", but this Zen position was not so upright, so in order to show that the Zen position of the opposite sex was reasonable, he changed Guo Rong to Chai Rong.

But the problem is that in ancient society, patriarchal clan is greater than blood relationship. Just like during the Wei and Jin Dynasties, Master Sima had no sons and only five daughters, so Sima Zhao adopted his second son, Sima You, to Master Sima. According to the order set by Sima Yi, the succession should be Sima Yi-Sima Shi-Sima You. But Sima Zhao still passed the position to his eldest son Sima Yan. Because of this relationship, Sima Yan was always suspicious of Sima You. After Sima You died, his son Sima Juan felt that according to the patriarchal order, his family should be the emperor, and the endless power struggle began.

This is also the cause of the Eight Kings Rebellion. It can be said that the Sima family is so good, and a large part of the reason is spent on internal fighting. If Master Sima had not died so early, the direction of the Western Jin Dynasty would have been really uncertain.

Speaking of which, there is another interesting thing. Sima Yan is indeed Sima Zhao's son. In terms of acting skills, he is definitely like father and son. When Sima Yan learned about Sima You's death, he cried very sadly and couldn't help himself. But Feng You said to him: "The King of Qi is more famous than he is, but he has won the hearts of the people in the world. His death today is a blessing to the country. Your Majesty does not need to be so sad!" So Sima Yan stopped crying.

Therefore, Zhao Kuangyin's move is really bad. Many people who don't know why, seeing the change from Guo to Chai in the later weeks, will subconsciously think that the next surname is Zhao. This was also the biggest reason why Chai Rong broke the defense. He originally paid great attention to this aspect when he was alive. He was adopted by Guo Wei when he was very young. Therefore, in order to repay the kindness of raising him, and later to show respect for his father, Guo Rong first enfeoffed his Guo brothers and then his own son.

After he became Guo Wei's son, he called his biological father uncle and named his father Jin Ziguanglu. In order to avoid suspicion, he even sent his biological father to Luoyang and never saw him again.

Of course, when Zhao Kuangyin did this, he also ushered in a backlash - this approach also helped Zhao Guangyi a lot when he became emperor. Guo Wei passed it on to Chai Rong, and Chai Zongxun gave the Zen position to Zhao Kuangyin. Both of them of the opposite sex can take the Zen position. , then isn’t it normal for my brother to pass on the throne to me?

So don't shoot randomly, as you may not know when the bullet will come back to you.

Chai Rong pulled out a sword from the side with an expressionless expression, and Zhao Kuangyin's heart skipped a beat.

"Brother, if you have something to say, please speak it carefully and don't use your sword..."

Seeing that Chai Rong didn't respond, but instead walked towards him step by step, he had to turn his head and look at Li Qing: "Master Immortal, Master Immortal, please say something to me, Master Immortal, don't let brother stab me to death..." …”

"Don't worry, Xianghai'er, you won't die." Li Qing said with a smile.

Zhao Kuangyin swallowed hard and looked at Chai Rong tremblingly.

Without saying a word, Chai Rong stabbed him in the stomach.

"Eh, doesn't it hurt?" Zhao Kuangyin muttered in a low voice, looking at the pierced stomach, he couldn't help but be ecstatic.

Hey, Master Xian still feels sorry for me.

Chai Rong drew his sword expressionlessly and stabbed Zhao Kuangyin crazily.

Zhao Kuangyin didn't panic anymore. While he was being stabbed, he said to Chai Rong: "Brother, if stabbing me makes you feel happy, then you can stab me as you like!"

After Chai Rong stabbed twenty or thirty times in succession, he threw the sword aside.

He was also tired, so he picked up the water on the table beside him and began to pour water.

Zhao Kuangyin was tired from being beaten, and he couldn't help it when he saw Chai Rong drinking water, so he also walked over, leaning on the table in one hand and holding a big bowl in the other, looking up at the big bowl.

I feel something wrong while drinking. Why is there the sound of water?

He looked down and saw that water was spraying from his body, like a watering can.

Seeing Zhao Kuangyin's appearance, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha... isn't this Tom?" Zhu Fan pointed at Zhao Kuangyin and laughed.

Zhu Fan's words triggered the memories of the onlookers who had watched "Tom and Jerry".

"Hahahahaha... I said it looked familiar when Lao Zhao was beaten just now." Li Shimin said with a smile. The scene where he accompanied Li Zhi and Li Mingda to watch cartoons more than ten years ago could not help but come to mind.

At that time, I had just met Li Qing, and Lao Li was still being emotionally disturbed by Li Qing. He was either red or angry every day.

Thinking of those days, Li Shimin actually had some... memories?
Thinking about it, now that all the positions of the twenty emperors of the Tang Dynasty have been settled, Lao Li can be said to have nothing to do and can only act as a fun man every day.

At first, I hated Brother Xian's behavior of half-talking, but now Lao Li is obsessed with this feeling.

The boy who slayed the dragon finally became an evil dragon.

Of course, Li Qing prefers to call this behavior "tearing down all other people's umbrellas just because they were caught in the rain."

Human-to-human transmission has already occurred in the area of ​​bad taste.

"Have you finished drinking?" Chai Rong put down the water bowl, resisted the desire to laugh, and turned his head to look at Zhao Kuangyin.

Zhao Kuangyin drooped his head and said nothing. He decided not to reply no matter what Chai Rong said.

If you say too much, it will be over. If you say more, you will make more mistakes. If you say less, you will make fewer mistakes. So, isn’t it good if you don’t say anything?
Li Qing walked over and whispered a few words into Chai Rong's ear.

Chai Rong nodded, and after Li Qing walked away, he shook hands into a fist, put his thumb on his lips, and blew hard.

A strange thing happened. Chai Rong's fist was like a balloon, instantly becoming bigger.

Queen Xiao Fu looked at the finger and her eyes lit up.

Chai Rong didn't care what Queen Xiao Fu was thinking. He walked over and punched out hard under Zhao Kuangyin's horrified eyes.

Zhao Kuangyin was knocked out like a tennis ball and hit the wall with a bang.

It was so accurate that when it slipped from the wall, it landed in the vase.

Chai Rong spat and hit the vase. The vase broke into pieces, revealing Zhao Kuangyin in the shape of a vase.

Good guy, Lao Zhao is made of liquid, right? The plasticity is quite good.

By this time, Chai Rong was finally done with his anger.

He shook his hands to release the air from his fists. After Zhao Kuangyin recovered, he took a deep breath and asked, "Xianghai'er, where is your brother Zhao Kuangyi?"

"He has changed his name. He should be called Zhao Jiong now." Zhu Ping on the side immediately said: "Uncle Guo, Zhao Jiong changed his name to Zhao Guangyi first, and after he ascended the throne, he changed his name and changed his name to Zhao Jiong..."

"Well, where is Zhao Jiong?" Chai Rong asked in a deep voice.

The desire to kill is still high!
"Zhao Jiong is staying at the Five Kingdoms Temple, and his sentence has not yet ended." Zhu Xiang said with a frown.

"Five Kingdoms Temple? What is that?" Chai Rong asked in confusion, Five Kingdoms Temple? Sounds like a temple?
Zhu Xi immediately stepped forward to explain to him. After hearing the use of Wuguo Temple, Chai Rong couldn't help but his eyes lit up.

"Is there such a good place?" Chai Rong glanced at Zhao Kuangyin cheerfully: "If you ask me, Xiang Hai'er, a thief like him, should be thrown in."

"Brother, my crime is not this serious..." Zhao Kuangyin defended with his head hanging down.

"It's okay for you to plot to usurp the throne, but if you change my family's surname, isn't it a crime?" Chai Rong became angry when he mentioned this matter.

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