Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Who is he?
Of course it's your ancestor.

Guan Sheng certainly could not have imagined that his ancestor Guan Yu would travel from the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and travel across a thousand years just to beat him up.

Although it was not Guan Yu's original intention to beat Guan Sheng violently, it was just that the weather was nice today and Yunchang was in a good mood, so he took it upon himself to beat him up.

After fighting for seven or eight rounds, Guan Yu felt very bored, so he increased his strength and used the back of his sword to knock Guan Sheng's sword away. Then he relaxed his ape arms, twisted the wolf's waist, and captured Guan Sheng from his horse with just one grab. , threw it to the infantry behind and tied it up.

On the city tower, seeing Guan Yu's victory, Zhang Fei beat the drum to the sound of the mountains.

The cavalry behind them shouted and followed Guan Yu to charge towards Guan Sheng's army.

The generals were all captured, and the remaining cavalry either dismounted and surrendered, or were overtaken, killed, or captured.

When Guan Sheng met Guan Yu who had withdrawn his troops, he was still dazed and didn't know what happened.

"Why does that man look so similar to my second brother?" Zhang Fei looked at Guan Yu and then Guan Sheng suspiciously, always feeling that Guan Sheng looked more like Guan Yu than Guan Xing...

Liu Bei couldn't help but lean back slightly.

How could they be... so similar?

Before coming here, I heard that Guan Sheng and Guan Yu were similar, but only by looking closely can we find out how similar they are.

Guan Sheng also looked at Liu, Guan, and Zhang. One had a face as heavy as jujube and a long beard, one had a pale face, and the other had droopy ears. Isn't this the Liu, Guan, and Zhang in the record?

"Dare to ask..."

"Who do you think you are?" Zhang Fei interrupted Guan Sheng's question.

"A certain person is Guan Sheng, a descendant of General Guan Guoyu, the former general of Ji Han."

Mentioning his ancestors, Guan Sheng couldn't help but puff up his chest.

"Second brother, I am your descendant." Zhang Fei said with a smile.

"Second brother, could it be?!"

Guan Sheng looked at Guan Yu in shock. He had a guess, but he didn't dare to confirm it.

"My surname is Guan and my given name is Yu. I am a good man from Hedong." Guan Yu said, stroking his beard.

Guan Sheng arched his back like a fat maggot and said in disbelief: "Impossible, absolutely impossible..."

"You are such a man. We have caught you, so what's the point of lying to you?" Zhang Fei smiled: "Besides, if you think it's true, except for my second brother Guan Yu, who else can be so relaxed?" Defeat you?"

Guan Sheng was stunned for a moment and felt that what Zhang Fei said made sense.

"It's just that this spans thousands of years..."

"I received help from the immortal master, so I got this way." Liu Bei said warmly. He stepped forward and helped Guan Sheng untie his bonds.

"Similarly, you are a man. If it weren't for the fact that you are my second brother's descendant, would you be able to capture you and your generals alive? It would have been a long time ago to end the matter with one knife. It would be better to waste your time like this."

Guan Sheng's face turned red, but of course the redness was not noticeable: "In that case, Guan Sheng pays homage to the ancestors."

"Get up." Guan Yu helped him up and told him not to reveal their identities.

Of course, Hao Siwen and Xuan Zan can still talk about it. When they learned that the three of them were Liu Guanzhang, the second general bowed his head and bowed.

"Grandpa, I told you earlier that you were Marquis Zhuang Miao. How dare we underestimate our capabilities!" Xuan Zan said with sincerity.

Hao Siwen also kept nodding his head, following the people in the late Han Dynasty, it was true that he would not suffer any loss.

After recruiting a few people, Liu Bei turned his attention to Daming Mansion.

Li Shimin's goal turned to Gaotang Prefecture.

Of course, preparations are needed for war, and he is also free when he is idle. Li Shimin got tired of staying in Qingzhou City, so he told Li Qing that he planned to go out to relax.

"Then go find Lao Zhu and beat up his remaining descendants." Li Qing said with a smile.

When I sent the message to Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu was shopping with Ma Xiuying in the shopping mall of Zhenguan Dynasty. When he heard that Li Shimin was looking for him, he and Ma Xiuying made an excuse without saying anything, saying that it was urgent and just yo-yoed.

No matter how much a man loves his wife, he can't bear to go shopping with a woman.

"Why did you come so fast?" Li Shimin looked at Lao Zhu in astonishment and asked.

Lao Zhu beat his legs and sighed: "Forget it, go shopping with my mother-in-law..."

When Li Shimin heard this, he understood what was going on.

He glanced at Zhu Yuanzhang sympathetically. He had also experienced this pain before.

I remember when I accompanied Empress Changsun to the mall... I almost broke his legs.

"Then where are we going?" Lao Zhu asked impatiently: "Are we going to the grandson's place in Chongzhen?"

"Chongzhen, don't worry, let's go deal with that boy Wanli first." Li Qing said with a smile.

Then, he brought Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang to Zhu Houcong.

"I have practiced so much that my body resembles the shape of a crane, and two scriptures are written under a thousand pines. When I came to ask, I said, the clouds are in the blue sky and the water is... mother!"

Zhu Houcong, who was still reciting poetry, saw the sudden appearance of Lao Zhu's big face, and his hair stood up in fear.

"Where are you reading poems?" Lao Zhu asked with a smile. He picked up the fragrant leaf crown on the ground and put it on Zhu Houcong.

"Read poems, read poems..." Zhu Houcong wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Cultivation of sentiment."

Lao Zhu looked around and saw that Zhu Houcong was indeed cultivating his sentiments, so he didn't pursue the matter.

"Pack it up and go to your son's place." Lao Zhu picked it up for Zhu Houfu.

"Where's my son?" Zhu Houcong was a little confused. My son...

Oh, he just realized that he should go to Emperor Longqing, that is, to his son Zhu Zai.

Of course, there is also a saying called Zhu Zaijing.

It wasn't that Zhu Houcong had a cold nature and didn't realize what happened to his son. It was just that he was a little scared.

Tao Zhongwen once told him that two dragons never meet. On the fourth day of February in the eighteenth year of Jiajing, Zhu Houcong named his second son Zhu Zaihen as the crown prince, his third son Zhu Zaijing as Prince Yu, and his fourth son Zhu Zaizhen as Prince Jing.

But ten years later, Zhu Zaihen, who had just completed the coronation ceremony, passed away and the throne was vacant. According to the order, Yu Wang Zhu Zaijun should be the crown prince. But at this time, Zhu Houcong regretted not listening to Tao Zhongwen's words, so not only did he not make Zhu Zaijing the crown prince, he also tried his best to avoid meeting the two princes.

Li Qing exists in this world, so the death of Zhu Zaihen did not happen, but Zhu Houcong, who was worried, forgot to ask Li Qing, the immortal master, and Li Qing also forgot to tell Zhu Houcong. Therefore, to be on the safe side, Zhu Houcong did not meet his son very often as usual.

"But, Immortal Master..."

After Zhu Houcong changed his clothes, he asked hesitantly: "Didn't you say that the two dragons will not meet each other?"

"That's all nonsense." Li Qing rolled his eyes, "How come the two dragons don't meet each other and just listen to their nonsense? How come I haven't heard of such a thing?"

"No matter how real a dragon is, how can it be as real as your grandpa Taizu and your grandpa Taizong? It's okay for them to meet each other, let alone these two little loaches like you and your son..."

After hearing what Little Loach said, Zhu Houcong endured it silently.

Forget it, let it be whatever the immortal master says. Besides, I don’t dare to call him a real dragon in front of Grandpa Taizu.

"That's right, we are all here, how dare you call yourself a real dragon?" Lao Zhu's expression immediately turned violent.

Seeing Lao Zhu's face, Zhu Houcong quickly explained: "I don't dare to call myself a dragon in front of Taizu, I don't dare..." "I said you are just a feudal and superstitious thing." Zhu Yuanzhang nodded his head angrily. , and after a while he said to himself: "Forget it, I don't really blame you for this, but there won't be a next time. If you have any questions, remember to ask the immortal master on WeChat!"

"This...isn't this good?" Zhu Houcong scratched his head and said. He was not being hypocritical. He really felt that Li Qingri was taking care of everything and it would be inappropriate to disturb him.

"Don't worry, I can still answer this kind of question." Li Qing reached out and patted him.

Zhu Houcong couldn't help but be overjoyed and thanked Li Qing profusely.

"There's no need to say thank you. You've managed the country well recently." Li Qing took out a pill from his arms and said, "Here, if you eat it, you will have magical powers."

Zhu Houcong swallowed it in one gulp without saying a word.

After a while, he burped.

"It's over?" Zhu Yuanzhang looked at him suspiciously.

"A little full." Zhu Houcong touched his stomach.

"Oh, I gave it to the wrong person." Li Qing smiled and put away the gourd, "The one I just gave you was the Bigu Pill, and this one is the Golden Pill."

He wouldn't say it was intentional.

After Zhu Houcong ate it this time, he felt light all over.

"I feel energetic all over my body," he said.

"As long as you have the energy, get ready to beat your grandson." Li Qing rolled his eyes.

"Isn't he his son?" Zhu Houcong asked hesitantly.

"I just went to pick up your son. Our purpose is to beat your grandson together." Li Qing rolled up his sleeves and said.

"Oh." Zhu Houcong nodded and said.

After cleaning up, the four people appeared at Long Qingchao.

It was the early morning of the 26th day of the sixth year of Longqing's reign. Zhu Zaihe was lying on the bed out of breath, gasping for air and looking like he was about to die.

Kneeling in front of his bed were Queen Chen and Concubine Li.

Empress Chen is the step-concubine of Zhu Zaihe. After the death of the first concubine Li, she was elected as the step-concubine of Prince Yu in the 37th year of Jiajing. Concubine Li Guifei is the biological mother of Ming Shenzong Zhu Yijun.

In the middle of the two women is the chosen successor Zhu Yijun, followed by Feng Bao.

Seeing the sudden appearance of several people, Feng Bao stood up immediately. Just as he was about to scold them, he saw Zhu Houcong's familiar face and the familiar fragrant leaf crown.

It's back, it's all back.

Taishang Daluo Celestial Master, Five Thunder Great Master, Longevity Emperor of Xuandu Realm, please enlighten me.

"Your Majesty, you are here to pick up..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhu Houcong put his foot on his shoulder.

"I'm not dead yet!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Queen Chen and Concubine Li immediately turned around. After seeing Jiajing, they hurriedly bowed down.

"Get up." Zhu Houcong waved his hand impatiently, stretched out his hand to take out the elixir prepared by Li Qing, handed it to Zhu Zaihe's mouth, and slid it in with a slurp.

After a while, Zhu Zaihe made a sound like crawling out of hell, and it took him a long time to recover.

His first reaction when he got up was to thank his biological father.

He is really his biological father. I thought it was about to happen, but I didn't expect that my biological father would take action.

hey guess what?

I'm fucking back!
"Don't thank me, this is the immortal master who gave the medicine, and this is your great ancestor." Zhu Houcong introduced to Zhu Zaihe.

Zhu Zaiye saw the gifts one by one and then looked at Li Shimin.

"Who is this……"

"This is Taizong." Zhu Houcong said smoothly.

"Taizong? Didn't you change your name to Shizu?" Zhu Zaihe scratched his head.

"Look at my mouth~"

Only then did Zhu Houcong realize his slip of the tongue and quickly corrected him: "This is Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty..."

Lao Li's face darkened. Damn it, Zhu Houcong definitely did this on purpose.

What a big bastard!

In order to change the subject, Zhu Houcong asked Empress Chen: "Ms. Chen, tell me why King Yu's health is like this only six years after he took the throne?"

Queen Chen hesitated for a long time, not daring to tell the truth.

"Ms. Li, tell me?" Zhu Houcong turned to Concubine Li again.

Concubine Li lowered her head and did not dare to speak.

"Since they don't dare to say it, you can say it yourself." Zhu Houhuang glared at Zhu Zaihe. He didn't understand why Zhu Zaihe's body was suddenly in such bad shape. It was all his fault!

"Let me tell you."

Seeing that Zhu Zaihe was hesitant and did not dare to speak, Li Qing smiled and stepped forward and said: "Since he ascended the throne and lost control, this boy has begun to indulge in female sex. Originally, he was cautious when he was in Prince Yu's palace, "Ji Yu is very rare." , immediately changed his appearance after taking the throne, and began to "fill the court."

"In just one Kun year since he took the throne, he has created thirteen concubines, and there are countless women below the concubines. Every time he chooses more palace people, there are about 300 people, aged between eleven and sixteen. A folk woman between the ages.”

"For this reason, there was a trend of "matching men" in the Jiangnan area. The reason is obvious to everyone, and they are unwilling to be selected into the palace. As he became increasingly indulgent after taking the throne, Zhu Zaijing's health also deteriorated. By the second half of the fifth year of Longqing's reign, it was a semi-open secret among the government and the public that Zhu Zaijing was suffering from tuberculosis.

"What?!" Zhu Houcong was furious and slapped Zhu Zaihe on the face.

"Damn it, I have been cultivating the Tao with you for so long, and all of it has gone into the dog's belly? Do you know what Yuanyang is, which is the foundation of human life! I really want to beat you to death!"

The big fluttering moth flew into a rage and cursed loudly.

"How can this boy be so lecherous?" Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Zhu Zaihe. He really didn't dare to look at him because he was afraid that one day his heart and lungs would be bad and he would die.

But even though he was told that Lao Si's lineage was outrageous and weird, Lao Zhu never expected that it could be so weird.

There are those who play crickets, those who have true love, those who practice kung fu, those who practice Taoism, and those who work as carpenters. Who would have never expected that there is also a lecherous one here.

Considering his actual situation, it feels like it should be more than just a "lustful" person.

"Hey, man." Li Shimin said coolly from the side: "He just made a mistake that all men in the world will make. Lao Zhu, don't be like this, don't do it... Oh, what are you doing with a weapon? "

While talking, he also slipped a stool into Lao Zhu's hand.

Zhu Yuanzhang raised his head and glanced at Li Shimin, his lips trembling twice.

Damn it, you idiot...

He put down his stool, glared at Li Shimin who was not too concerned about the excitement, looked at Zhu Zaihe and asked: "Let me ask you, what is it that makes you so horny?"

(Please read the new book "The Great Saints of the Tang Dynasty!") (End of this chapter)