Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Lustful?

Do you need a reason to be horny?

Zhu Zaiye looked at his grandfather Taizu with a puzzled expression.

Of course, this may also have something to do with his experience. Seeing that Zhu Zai was embarrassed to say it, Lao Zhu took Zhu Zai's anecdotes from Li Qing.

Recalling that under the high pressure of his father Zhu Houcong, Zhu Zaihe was walking on thin ice. Back then, he was even bullied severely by Yan Shifan, but he still got his salary back through bribery.

At that time, Zhu Zai'e was in a difficult situation. He had to support a large family in the palace, but he could only receive the most basic princely salary. However, the fees that were supposed to be given to him by the inner treasury had not been paid for three consecutive years, so that the palace's finances were stretched. , Zhu Zaihe lived a very miserable life.

After inquiring in every possible way, he learned that the Ministry of Revenue did not allocate money to him because Yan Song and his son did not nod. So the palace staff persuaded him that he must give some benefits to Yan Song and his son.

The future emperor really had no choice, so he tried every means to raise 1,500 taels of silver, of which 500 taels were borrowed from the eunuch and sent to Yan Shifan in the name of the Prince's Palace. Yan Shifan accepted the money with great hesitation, and finally nodded to the Ministry of Household Affairs. Only then did Prince Yu's Mansion get the money that had not been paid out for three years.

As a result, Yan Shifan became even more arrogant and even lamented, "The emperor is so kind to me."

Seeing this, Lao Zhu was so angry that his head was buzzing.

You mother, how dare you let our descendants bribe you?
He endured his anger and continued to scroll down, starting to read Zhu Zai's anecdotes.

Speaking of which, there are many anecdotes about Zhu Zaihe. It is said that after he ascended the throne, he was bewitched by an eunuch and took some medicine left by Zhu Houcong, which made him so hard that he could not go to court...

Because of his lust, he also asked the eunuchs to draw erotic pictures on porcelain, which can be said to be very... that.

Of course, Zhu Zaiye is a good person, but it is just a personal hobby, and it is not to the point of ruining the country and the family.

Just looking at political performance, it's actually quite promising.

Lao Zhu tremblingly put down the anecdotal record in his hand, took several deep breaths, and finally resisted the desire to give him a big kick.

"I'll let you go this time. If you let me see you indulge in lust and die again, it won't be so easy to let you go!" Lao Zhu cursed angrily.

Zhu Zaiye quickly laughed with him. For a moment just now, he even thought he was dead.

Damn, the aura of Grandpa Taizu coming out of the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood is really not something that ordinary people can withstand...

He subconsciously raised his legs and almost peed.

Lao Zhu picked up the book of anecdotes again and continued to read.

Zhu Zaihe stretched his neck, fearing that Lao Zhu would see something bad.

Not long after, Lao Zhu saw Zhu Zai's indulgent and extravagant side.

If you don't say that Zhu Yijun is a bad guy, there are actually roots in it. In fact, Zhu Zaihe is not a diligent seedling. When he can do something bad, he will definitely do it. He leaves the affairs of the government to the cabinet ministers, while he lives deep in the palace, indulges in sex, and even if he leaves the palace, he will do it. For example, in February of the second year of Longqing, he led his ministers to Tianshou Mountain to worship the mausoleum and wanted to go on a trip before offering sacrifices. He gave up after Xu Jie persuaded him.

In order to satisfy his desires, Zhu Zaiye continued to withdraw huge amounts of silver from the national treasury for imperial use. In April of the fourth year of Longqing's reign, Zhu Zaihe ordered 300,000 taels of Taicang silver to be brought to the palace. This aroused strong opposition from the ministers, including the chief minister Li Chunfang, and was forced to reduce it to 100,000 taels.

But after that, he completely ignored the advice and continued to withdraw huge amounts of Taicang silver for his own enjoyment. At the same time, he also promoted weaving and sent eunuch Li You and others to stay in Suhang for a long time, responsible for supervising the weaving and exporting business.

Local officials must provide these eunuchs with "regular routines" on a regular basis. Every time a new batch of knitting is added, every time a new pattern is issued, the eunuch in charge must receive a generous bribe. Otherwise, trouble will be found in the name of "impeding the royal use."

At that time, Jiangnan was very exhausted after the Japanese pirate rebellion. The Ministry of Industry stated this situation and emphasized that the people of Jiangnan were "the people of His Majesty who should have mercy on them." Zhu Zaihe turned a deaf ear. The Ministry of Industry also requested that the "original pattern be ordered to be supervised" and that "continuation patterns" should not be added. However, Zhu Zaihe emphasized that "I am indispensable" and asked Li You to continue "weaving in accordance with the order."

"damn it."

When Lao Zhu saw this, he immediately put down the book of anecdotes.

*Rage value +100000 from Zhu Yuanzhang
"Houcong, come on!" He yelled and rushed towards Zhu Zaihe with a stool leg.

Without saying a word, Zhu Houcong also picked up the guy, followed Grandpa Taizu, and beat his big boy violently.

Zhu Zaiye was beaten so hard by the two men that he screamed in pain and screamed for mercy, but to no avail.

This means that this cabinet minister is reliable. If you throw him into the Chongzhen court... he seems to be better than Chongzhen.

At least if it was messed up, it wouldn't destroy the Ming Dynasty so quickly.

Empress Chen and Li Caifeng ducked aside. Li Caifeng pulled her own son Zhu Yijun's head, preventing him from turning his head and letting him watch his father being beaten.

"See, this is what happens when you don't do your job properly!" Li Caifeng's voice was gentle, but to Zhu Yijun's ears, it was like a nightmare.

"Mom, I'm afraid..." Zhu Yijun pursed his lips and was about to cry.

"Hold it back!" Li Caifeng raised her eyebrows and widened her almond-shaped eyes: "Look, when you become the emperor in the future, if you are so lazy and lustful, I will ask Emperor Taizu to come and beat you!"

Zhu Yijun originally wanted to slap him, but when he heard these words... he held it back for a moment.

Mom, he may not be very scared. After all, it was the meat that fell out of his mother's belly. Zhu Yijun felt that no matter what, his mother would not kill her like the Great Sage Queen Zetian.

But Grandpa Taizu was different. Looking at his father's miserable condition, Zhu Yijun felt like breaking into a cold sweat.

"Ah yo——"

Zhu Zaiye let out a scream like a tom. Li Qing stretched his head and saw that it was Lao Zhu who had locked the man with a strong man.

But after all, Li Qing was kind-hearted and didn't want to see his child suffer, so he turned his attention to Li Caifeng, who was locking the child's head: "Your son... also needs to be educated well."

"What did the Immortal Master mean?" Li Caifeng immediately cheered up.

"If nothing else happens, today is the date of Zhu Zai's death in history." Li Qing said with a smile: "The one who ascends the throne is your son Zhu Yijun."

"Then...how did Jun'er, the emperor, do?" Li Caifeng asked eagerly.

As a parent, who doesn’t hope that their children will become successful?

Although Zhu Yijun is a great person, he is also a lazy man.

"On May 26th, Emperor Mu Zong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Zaihe died in the Qianqing Palace. On the tenth day of the sixth month, Crown Prince Zhu Yijun officially ascended the throne, and the following year was changed to Wanli. Zhu Yijun died of illness in the forty-eighth year of Wanli and was buried in Dingling."

Li Qing introduced her with a smile.

Hearing this, Li Caifeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Being the emperor for forty-six years... is that not bad?

Li Qing said with a smile: "As for how this kid is acting as emperor...don't think it's a good thing that he lives a long life. In short...his death will make more contributions than he did in his lifetime."

"There is a saying that goes, 'Mingshi perishes in Wanli,' and it's this kid he's talking about."

In fact, Li Qing's evaluation is not biased. In the so-called first ten years of Wanli's resurgence, his relationship with Zhu Yijun was not very close. It was basically due to Zhang Juzheng and other ministers.

After hearing Li Qing's words, Li Caifeng's expression changed.

Regarding the words of the immortal master Li Qing, Li Caifeng really did not doubt every word and believed whatever he said. She reached out her hand and grabbed Zhu Yijun's ear.

"Ah, mother, it hurts..." Xiao Zhu Yijun waved his arms, begging for mercy.

"Sister, help me hold him down!" Li Caifeng called to Queen Chen beside her.

Empress Chen was a little hesitant. After all, this boy was the future emperor. What if she offended him and she was not buried with Zhu Yijun?

"Don't worry, if he dares to retaliate against you, I will ask Grandpa Taizu to come back and skin him!" Li Caifeng cursed angrily.

Now that she had such a guarantee, Queen Chen put aside her worries and stepped forward to hold Zhu Yijun down.

Zhu Yijun's ears were almost torn off by Li Caifeng, but unfortunately he couldn't run away, so he could only cry and beg his mother to let him go.

The father over there is being beaten, and the son over here is being twisted.

After watching it for a while, Li Qingyu couldn't bear to say: "Forget it, forget it, this kid is still young. After all, he hasn't done those things yet. If we want to settle the score, let's go to Wanli Chao to settle the score with the grown-up man." "

"Seriously?" Li Caifeng let go of Zhu Yijun's ears and asked enthusiastically.

She would not refuse to spank her children, especially a son who would leave an infamy in the history books.

In fact, it's not the civil servant's fault, it was him who wanted to abolish the elders and establish the younger ones, but he didn't have Zhu Houcong's ability. He started to mess up after failing to defeat him.

Some celebrities have gone to great lengths to clean up Zhu Yijun's appearance...

At the same time, a voice sounded outside.

"Gao Gong, Zhang Juzheng would like to see you——"

"Xuan!" Zhu Yuanzhang shouted angrily.

He really wanted to meet these two famous officials, especially Zhang Juzheng.

Save the Prime Minister! That is.

Not long after, Gao Gong and Zhang Juzheng walked in.

Seeing two men in dragon robes beating the emperor, the grumpy Gao Gong immediately strode forward.

"Audacious—Your Majesty?"

He saw Zhu Houcong with a ferocious face.

He would never forget Zhu Houcong's face for the rest of his life. I think that in order to write two Qing Ci poems, he was really tortured.

I spent a lot of time thinking about it, but the result was not very good. When it comes to Qingci, we have to look at Xu Jie and Yan Shifan.

"This is Emperor Gao, the great ancestor of the Ming Dynasty. Come quickly and see him." How dare Zhu Houcong accept the gift first, so he immediately took Gao Gong and Zhang Juzheng to introduce them.

When they heard that Emperor Taizu Gao had arrived, the two looked at each other, but they still paid homage immediately.

"Okay, no courtesy." Lao Zhu looked at the two famous ministers in front of him with a smile, and sighed after a while.

Gao Gong was a little confused and didn't know what the great ancestor was feeling.

"Su Qing's fiery temper really needs to change." Lao Zhu looked at Gao Gong with regret and said: "People say that you are very upright, straight and unadorned, with a strong and irritable personality, and an outspoken voice. In the end, because of a sentence It’s a pity that someone seized on the topic and kicked it out of the center.”

How could Gao Gong dare to be negligent? He immediately said: "What...what's going on? Please give me some instructions from Emperor Taizu Gao!"

Zhu Yuanzhang sighed and said: "Since Zhu Yijun came to the throne, Zhang Juzheng instructed Zhu Yijun's eldest companion, the eunuch Feng Bao, to tell the imperial concubine Li and Queen Chen what you once said in the cabinet, 'Ten years old' "Prince, how to rule the world!" was changed to "How can a ten-year-old child be the master of people?" and declared that you were planning to establish a vassal king in Beijing, so that the Li family and Queen Chen were shocked and found an excuse to drive you away. Back home."

Hearing this, Gao Gong's eyes turned red.

*Rage value from Gao Gong +20000
Yo, Lao Gao, is that okay?

Li Qing looked at Gao Gong with some surprise. This was the man who had the most emotional outbursts among the courtiers.

Well, he really has a bad temper!

Gao Gong, who already had a bad temper, didn't care much and turned around to face Zhang Juzheng with an uppercut.

After all, Zhang Juzheng had worked with Gao Gong for many years, so he took a step back and avoided it.

But Gao Gong was a civil servant after all, not as vulgar as Jinling's deputy general Ma, and he couldn't say such vulgar words.

"Are you being disrespectful in front of Emperor Taizu! Gao Suqing!" Zhang Juzheng scolded in pain and began to use Zhu Yuanzhang's name to pressure others.

Otherwise, it would be said that this person was the prime minister who saved the time. This method of using force to use force and leverage to suppress others really made him understand.

After hearing this, Gao Gong didn't dare to move for a while, but he still stared at Zhang Juzheng, panting like an ox.

"It's not my fault, uncle. After all, it was you who caught someone with your big mouth and hurt your feet. Will you be careful in the future?" Lao Zhu said with a smile.

Zhang Juzheng nodded aside, saying that Emperor Taizu was right and everything he said was right.

"When I go to Wanli Dynasty later, I will also bring it to Zhang Juzheng." Li Qing said to Lao Zhu.

"Hey, why?" Lao Zhu was stunned.

"When Zhang Juzheng was alive, Zhu Yijun was afraid of him to the core, just like a mouse meeting a cat." Li Qing explained with a smile: "But later Zhang Juzheng's end was much worse than Gao Gong."

"This is..." Zhang Juzheng asked hesitantly.

"This is the immortal master who brought me here." Zhu Houcong immediately explained to Zhang Juzheng.

Although he said that he did not talk about strange powers and confused gods, he respected ghosts and gods and kept away from them. But now this immortal master is different from those so-called immortal masters in the Jiajing Dynasty, but he has real abilities.

Unexpectedly, the dying emperor was made alive and kicking even after being beaten.

What's more, he can bring the late emperor and Taizu to the Longqing Dynasty. Who dares to doubt the identity of the immortal master?

When Gao Gong heard this, he immediately stepped forward and saluted: "Gao Gong has met the immortal master and asked the immortal master to explain how Uncle Zhang ended up in a worse fate than me?"

"Gao Suqing, you!" Zhang Juzheng was choked with anger.

Gao Gong shook his sleeves at him and said in a low voice, "I don't want to talk to a villain like you!"

Zhang Juzheng:......

*Comes from Zhang Juzheng’s frustration value +10000 (end of this chapter)