Please bring your best friends to practice immortality

Chapter 302 Missy

Gu Shiyi asked curiously,

"Yan'er, can you figure out the formula of this thing?"

Pu Yanlan put the brand new document to her nose, smelled it and nodded, saying,

"If you give me some time and tools, it should be possible!"

Now that you have the blank document, it’s still a question of how to write it. But you can’t write randomly. If you accidentally miss something, it’s not fun!
In order to write this document, the two stayed at the city gate for another day, and asked Red Fox to steal people's documents at night to read them. As expected, it wrote down the place of origin, name, number of family members, and what kind of livelihood they were engaged in. There was also the signature of the local head of the village below. After reading several books, the two finally made up an identity for themselves.
"Yan'er, I see that the people in this place are no more simple than those on the original continent. Even the scholars carry knives and swords. It seems that they must be more ferocious to be able to eat. You have such a tender face. Being cold-faced is not scary enough, so let me play the role of the lady and you play the role of the maid!"

"it is good!"

Gu Shiyi made up for himself a young lady from a big landowner's family in Gujia Village fifty miles away. This young lady's ancestor was a military commander. Later, her family fell into decline and she returned to her hometown to become a landowner. The young lady had not loved martial arts since she was a child. She has red makeup and has been practicing martial arts for many years, so it is reasonable to say that she has a fit body and healthy skin. The eldest lady of the landlord's family brought a fair little girl with her, hugged a pet white cat, and rode a tall horse. And with Gu Shiyi's arrogant look, it seemed like that.

Pu Yanlan then copied the village chief's signature according to the document from Gujia Village. It looked 90% similar. The two of them rode a horse to the city at noon the next day when most people entered the city. At the gate, the officials at the city gate checked the documents as usual and stamped the documents handed over by Gu Shiyi. They found that there was nothing unusual. He glanced at the two of them again, pointed at Pu Yanlan and said,

"Is this your girl?"

Gu Shi nodded,

"Exactly!"

The official then snorted and said,

"Don't you have any rules in your family? How come this girl dares to share a ride with her master and isn't afraid of being beaten when she goes back?"

Gu Shiyi also followed his example and snorted,

"I love and pamper my own girl. Can you take care of her?"

The official smiled and said,
"This young lady is really kind-hearted. The chief official in our city, Mr. Liu, attaches great importance to the superiors and inferiors. When you enter the city later, if Mr. Liu sees you while patrolling the streets, he will definitely scold you for doing this. This girl is guilty of taking off her pants in the street and getting slapped!"

Is law enforcement so brutal?

Gu Shiyi was startled, and the little official smiled and said,

"The adults in our family enforce the law based on their preference. Miss, please do it on your own!"

After listening to this, Gu Shiyi realized that although the words sounded nice, they were just sincere reminders. He quickly cupped his hands and said,

"Thank you, sir, for the tip!"

He took out three golden melon seeds from his arms and threw them into the other party's arms. The official had been waiting for this. He laughed and let them in. After the two of them had walked away, Gu Shiyi looked back carefully.

"Fortunately, I still have some gold in my storage bag. Gold is hard currency wherever it goes!"

In the past, when they were wandering around in the world, they had some gold and silver in their hands. Later, when they joined Tianyimen, they didn't use gold and silver very much. Pu Yanlan didn't have any, and only Gu Shiyi still had a hundred. Here are two taels of gold and one thousand taels of silver, which I can use occasionally when I go down the mountain to eat and drink in the town.

After entering the city, Pu Yanlan dismounted and walked, being a dutiful girl and helping Gu Shiyi hold the horse. Gu Shiyi was holding a cat with white fur and a pair of heterochromatic glass eyes in his arms, with a leisurely look on his face. looking at the street scene.

This continent is wider than the previous continent, but it also has a very large population. In such a small city, there are at least twice as many people walking on the streets as in a city of the same size over there, so the roads appear to be very narrow. , the shops on both sides of the street were crowded with people, but Gu Shiyi sat on his horse and took a casual look, and he could see beggars in ragged clothes on both sides of the street, or people with their families sitting on the ground. The refugees and the idle men standing against the wall, the pedestrians coming and going are also in a hurry, many of them show fatigue and haggard between their brows, but their energy and energy are quite lacking!
Gu Shiyi took a fancy to a grand restaurant. When the two of them arrived in front of the door, a waiter came to pick them up. He invited the two of them to go upstairs and sit down at the window seats. Gu Shiyi didn't know what was popular here. When it comes to eating, I just tell the waiter,
"Pick up four plates of the specialty dishes, the same staple food, and a bottle of wine..."

The waiter responded and went. The two of them sat in front of the window and looked down at the numb-looking homeless people and beggars on the street corner, all shaking their heads.

"These people have finished causing harm to their own place, and now they are going to the other side of the sea to cause trouble to us!"

Pu Yanlan also frowned.
"I don't know what the government here does for food. Didn't they distribute food to these refugees and then send them back to their place of origin?"

Gu Shiyi smiled and said,
"Original place? Those officials in front of the city gate are so strict in interrogation. If you think that refugees from other places can enter this city, you can't say that they are from this city!"

Sure enough, Gu Shiyi guessed it right. When the waiter was serving the dishes, Gu Shiyi pretended to be casual and asked,

"Second Brother, why do those homeless people on the street corner prefer to sleep on the roadside with their families instead of looking for a living?" The waiter in the shop laughed when he heard this.

"Miss, I'm afraid she comes from that rich land. There are many such people in our small place. Many of them are eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. They have lost their family property, their livelihood, and their house." , and refused to leave the city to reclaim wasteland, so the family simply slept on the roadside..."

As he spoke, he pointed to a house on the corner of the street.

"Did you see that? The family's surname is Chen. They lost all their property in the first six months because their son was a gambler. They refused to leave the city. The whole family stayed on this street during the day and went to the City God's Temple to settle down at night. The father sometimes I work for others, earn a few pennies, and feed the whole family, but the son sleeps all day long and refuses to move! "

Pu Yanlan frowned when she heard this.
"No one cares about it?"

The waiter chuckled and said,

"No need to worry about it. People like this will disappear from this city soon..."

"disappear?"

The two of them looked at each other and saw that the waiter had a tacit understanding on his face, as if everyone understood it. Gu Shiyi was afraid of letting the truth slip, so he didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he sent the waiter a piece of broken silver and asked him to go downstairs. .

The two of them looked at the dishes on the table again, and they saw that there were fish and meat, and the green leaves were green and oily. The cooking was similar to what they had done there, but the taste in their mouths was really weird, and it wasn't even sweet. Sweet, not too salty, and indescribably not delicious. Gu Shi only took two bites and then threw away his chopsticks.
"Whatever this can do, it's far worse than what we do there!"

After saying that, he stretched his neck and looked at the people at the next table. The dishes were similar to his own. The neighbor at the table looked at Gu Shiyi's dress and grandeur. He just thought she was everyone's young lady who came out to play. She was spoiled and naughty, but she didn't raise any suspicion.

Pu Yanlan frowned and took two mouthfuls and said,
"It's really a bit off. It doesn't taste very good. The raw materials don't seem to be very fresh..."

Then he advised her,

"The taste is a bit off, but it still costs money. Aren't you stingy with money? Don't waste it!"

Gu Shiyi sighed, picked up the chopsticks again, and the two of them barely ate the four dishes on the table with the rice. The rice was also very unpalatable. Not only did the rice grains break into small pieces, it was also completely yellow. Chen Mi, if Gu Shiyi hadn't seen the neighbor table doing the same as them, he would have lifted the table and cursed!
After eating, he went downstairs to settle the bill, and actually asked for ten taels of silver. If it weren't for the fear of exposing his identity, Gu Shiyi would have rolled up his sleeves and fought with the shopkeeper who settled the accounts. Fortunately, after finishing the meal, he didn't throw away the ten taels of silver in vain.

After exiting the restaurant door, Gu Eleven muttered quietly,
"This is a decent-looking restaurant in such a small town. This charge... is obviously just to rob people, but they're kind enough to give you four dishes!"

Pu Yanlan was also very surprised.

"The prices here are more expensive than those in Huangjing City, and the things are not that good. No wonder the people's lives are difficult!"

According to these prices, buying a house will be sky-highly expensive. A family can make ends meet just by working hard. If a prostitute, gambler, and drug addict appear in the house again, they will become homeless and beggars in no time!

After the two of them understood this, they both became worried about the people who were suffering misery across the sea.
"I hope...it won't be like this over there!"

In fact, there is not much shopping in this small town. The real prosperity is only a few streets. Except for a few main streets, there are a series of low and narrow slums. Not to mention entering, you can smell it when you walk there. The stench emanating from inside.

The two of them listened to people's gossip along the street and heard some news.

Most of the people living in this small town are ordinary people. The few cultivators are the Lord City Guard and several officials in the yamen. They saw the Lord City Guard's carriage and horses returning from a distance at the yamen gate and watched the aura. , should be the realm of the foundation building stage!

Gu Shiyi smiled at Pu Yanlan and said,

"It seems that our level is more than enough to be a city guard in this small town. Otherwise... we also go to a remote place to find a small town and become a local overlord for a time?"

Pu Yanlan rolled her eyes and said,

"What's the benefit of being a local bully? Look at the people here. Life is so difficult. How can you bear to exploit them?"

Gu Shiyi smiled and said,
"I really can't be so cruel, but it's okay to build a harem and have a few male concubines!"

Pu Yanlan rolled her eyes at her again.
"Why do you want to take a concubine? You still have to take care of the food. Why don't you go find where the Guiyin Mountain is? Go to the foot of the mountain and shout, "The holy beast is here." How many male monsters and monsters are jumping on you? Save yourself money!”

After hearing this, Gu Shiyi immediately expressed his heart-broken heart and said,
"Yan'er, you don't love me anymore, you don't want me anymore, you actually... actually pushed me into that fire pit!"

Pu Yanlan sighed helplessly,
"Miss, can you tell me something serious? It's getting dark now. Where should we stay?"