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Chapter 465 No matter whether you are a man or a woman!

Chapter 465 No matter whether you are a man or a woman!
Gu Shiyi finally understood why Yan'er wanted to keep these two people, and nodded in praise.

"Yan'er, you are getting smarter now. You can even predict the future. You really deserve my teachings over the years!"

Pu Yanlan rolled her eyes at her.
"I originally wanted to find out by myself, but now that I have fallen out with her, I probably can't go back to Aha Castle. So I might as well make the most of it and get more information from Zan Ya..."

Gu Shiyi nodded vigorously, patted Pu Yanlan's shoulder and said,
"My wife is so smart, I am very pleased as a husband!"

Pu Yanlan hit her in the stomach with her elbow. Gu Shiyi pretended to cover her stomach with one hand stretched out, pretending to be in pain and disbelief.
"Ah...you...you are so cruel...my...my child...you don't even want our child anymore?"

Pu Yanlan couldn't do anything to her, so she could only roll her eyes and fly away...

When the two of them returned, the two people in the cave were still sleeping soundly. Gu Shiyi first hung his cheap cousin on a mountain road far away where people were passing by.

"Although you are suspected of being an accomplice who knew the truth but didn't report it, at least you were nice to me. Go back and serve your mother well!"

Afterwards, the two of them took Zan Ya to a secluded valley and used elixirs to wake him up. When Zan Ya woke up, he saw Gu Shiyi and Pu Yanlan standing in front of him. He was not panicked at all, but stared at Gu Shiyi and said in a deep voice,

"You are not ordinary people!"

Gu Shiyi smiled at her.
"If she were an ordinary person, my wife would have turned into a corpse by now!"

Zan Ya hummed.

"She's not a good match for you!"

"She is not suitable for me, so you are suitable for me?"

"I'm better than her!"

Zan Ya stared at Gu Shiyi with somewhat obsessed eyes.

"I'm better than her. As long as you marry me, I will let my father accept you into the sect. In the future, you will definitely be a big shot in Python Plains!"

Seeing that the girl seemed to be possessed by a demon, Gu Shiyi could not reason with her. Suddenly he laughed and nodded.

"It's not a good match..."

Gu Shiyi smiled, then slowly unbuttoned the front of his shirt, revealing the deep ravines inside.
"I'm older than all of you, so we're not a good match!"

laugh!
Pu Yanlan behind her rolled her eyes toward the sky.

Zan Ya's eyes were fixed, and the muscles on her face kept shaking. Just when Gu Shiyi was feeling smug, thinking that he could straighten the brain of this confused girl, Zan Ya's expression suddenly returned to calm, and there was an inexplicable madness in her eyes.
"It doesn't matter. Whether you are a man or a woman, we can get married. We don't have the same ethics and morals as the Central Plains in our Far West. At worst... we can find a man to have children with. If you are afraid of the pain of childbirth... then I will give birth to the child!"

……

Gu Shiyi was silent.
This elder sister is so strong and invincible, I, her younger sister, have to admit she is better!
Pu Yanlan almost burst out laughing behind her and had to turn around. She clenched her fists tightly, and the corners of her mouth kept twitching. Then she heard Gu Shiyi's painful voice as he made his final struggle.

"I am a woman!"

"What does it matter if they are men or women? As long as I like them, that's all!"

Got it!
Gu Shiyi really couldn't handle it anymore. He stroked his forehead, stood up and said to Pu Yanlan,

"You come!"

I originally wanted to use some normal means on you, we could talk nicely, I ask questions and you answer them, and we could all be polite, and then we could go our separate ways and do our own things. But this girl's train of thought is different from that of ordinary people. Gu Shiyi claims to be a serious person and can't deal with any crooked ways!

Yan'er can even deal with ghosts, so dealing with this kind of person is certainly no problem!
Gu Shiyi was very smart to let her best friend take the lead. Pu Yanlan rolled her eyes at her, took out a pill and stuffed it into Zan Ya's mouth.

"What are you giving me to eat?"

Zan Ya kept struggling, but Pu Yanlan pinched her cheeks tightly.
"Be honest, you wanted to poison me earlier. If you don't behave, we'll settle all the old and new scores!"

After saying that, he stuffed the pill into her mouth. Zan Ya had a completely different attitude towards Pu Yanlan.

"How did you cure my poison? This was made by my father, and even the elders in the sect can't cure it!"

Pu Yanlan smiled gently.
"Can't the poison your father made be cured? It's just snake thorn, bezoar, and guava..."

She listed all the raw materials at once, looked at Zanya's eyes that kept widening, and said with a contemptuous smile,

"But that's it..."

"You...how could you..." Zan Ya was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out. As he spoke, his eyes began to blur...

When the two of them reappeared, they were already in a deep abyss in the far west.

"Hiss..."

A huge python as big as a dragon spat out its tongue as thick as an arm at Pu Yanlan, with white foamy saliva hanging from its forked tongue. Pu Yanlan was not in a hurry, and pointed a point. The small sword in the air drew a dazzling light and rushed towards the open mouth of the snake.

"Whoosh..."

With a sound, the small sword disappeared into the snake's mouth. Not long after, the big snake began to roll on the ground. Its huge body turned and rolled in the abyss. Its huge body blew all the surrounding trees and rocks into the sky. Pu Yanlan stood in the air and just watched quietly. The big python struggled for half an hour before it took its last breath. Pu Yanlan seized the opportunity and touched the two gold bracelets on her wrists.
"when……"

A gray snake shadow visible to the naked eye was pulled out from the body of the python...

"Yan'er, we succeeded!"

Gu Shiyi, who was hiding nearby, jumped out at this moment, looked at the dead snake, took out his badge and released Monk Shijie and those fur balls.

"Go!"

Such a big python, there is a faint bulge on the top of its skull. It is afraid that in another one or two hundred years, it will be transformed into a monster by heaven's calamity. Therefore, the python is very alert. It smelled the true spirit breath on Gu Shiyi's body and has been hiding in the depths of the earth and refused to come out. Gu Shiyi had no choice but to hide aside, and Pu Yanlan had to deal with the python alone.

While the two were talking, there was movement over there.
"Amitabha!"

Monk Shijie chanted the Buddha's name loudly, and there was even a hint of panic in his voice.
"Amitabha, two donors, when did these monsters become so powerful?"

The two looked over and saw that the monk Shijie was surrounded by fur balls. Two of them actually jumped onto the monk's left and right arms and hung on his arms with a few grunts...

"what……"

Monk Shijie usually hides in his Demon-Subduing Pestle and rarely comes out. When asked, he says he is chanting sutras to exorcise his evil nature. He will only come out for a meal when Gu Shiyi and the others get their hands on the flesh and blood of monsters.

With him here this time, the furry little creatures only had time to snatch half of the python's corpse, and that was because Monk Ten Commandments showed mercy. The furry little creatures were used to eating alone, and they became furious when they saw this. They immediately made strange whining sounds, and quickly transformed from a ball of cute snow-white fur to angry monsters with sharp teeth. They immediately surrounded Monk Ten Commandments and jumped up to bite him. Monk Ten Commandments was in this state, neither human nor ghost, neither demon nor monster. He could barely be called a trace of evil thoughts that he left in this world. In theory, he was just a phantom, invisible and intangible, how could he be bitten?

But he was bitten by these two fur balls. Their sharp teeth bit into his clothes and his flesh. If they could bite him, they could hurt him. For the first time, Monk Shijie lost his composure and kept saying "Amitabha".
"Please take them away quickly, benefactors!"

Gu Shiyi chuckled, extremely curious, and went over to pull the two small fur balls off the monk's arms, threw one to Pu Yanlan, and reached into the mouth of the small fur ball for a while, and actually pulled out a ball of flesh and blood from it.

"Hey... I'll give it back to you!"

Monk Shijie actually took it and put the piece of flesh on his wound, and the flesh automatically grew back. Pu Yanlan did the same and gave the monk another piece of flesh.
"Amitabha!"

Monk Shijie dared not say anything, and turned into a beam of black light, and drilled into the demon-subduing pestle on Gu Shiyi's waist. The two looked at each other, and then looked at the little fur ball running around under their feet, and they were all confused.

"What abilities do these fur balls have?"

Gu Shixi said to Pu Yanlan,
"Why don't you get a little devil out to try?"

Pu Yanlan summoned a little ghost. When the fur balls saw it, they immediately swarmed over and surrounded the little ghost. Their three-petal noses moved back and forth. After a while, one of the fur balls finally took the first bite.
"Ahhhh..."

With a sound, the little ghost screamed.

"Ah... Master, spare me!"

Pu Yanlan quickly took it back. Gu Shiyi grabbed the fur ball and took out a gray, cotton-like thing from its mouth. This was the negative energy condensed from the little ghost.

"This fur ball can actually eat this Yin energy as food!"

Gu Shiyi's face was filled with surprise. Actually, she could move freely among spiritual energy, yin energy and demonic energy. If she wanted to transform it into her own use, that was also possible. However, she had to use the word "transform" in it. She didn't have the ability to bite it directly like Mao Tuanzi!

The fur ball that was being pulled by the ears and had its food snatched from its mouth was very angry. It kicked its legs and squeaked. Gu Shiyi threw it into the pile of fur balls, and soon it was impossible to tell which was which!

Gu Shiyi asked Pu Yanlan,

"I didn't realize they were so powerful. Don't we have a spirit beast bag? Why don't we put them in the spirit beast bag instead of in the secret realm? When we encounter an invisible and intangible opponent in the future, we can release them and chew them up!"

Pu Yanlan thought for a while and said,
"That spirit beast bag is too small to hold them. There are also a lot of spirit beasts we collected before in it. We will think of a way to get a bigger one later..."

"to make!"

They have collected three of the four missing rare treasures, and only one more is left!


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