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Chapter 498: A unique train of thought!

After Lan'er reflected on herself, she felt that it was her mistake not to get a weapon to protect herself. Even if Jie reported her, she could still say that it was a family heirloom. After all, everyone said that she was from the demon clan.

However, it would be best if the small jade sword was not shown to anyone, so she planned to find a way to get a weapon from the demon world in her hand, so that she could take it out and pretend in an emergency. This was actually very easy. The next day, the two newly promoted princesses were rewarded with a lot of good things by the Lord Saint Slayer for their meritorious service in serving him. The two princesses were very happy. Lan'er only needed to mention it slightly, and the two princesses rewarded her with two knives.

Why two? Of course, the two princesses did not allow her to favor one over the other, so Lan'er could only wear one on her waist, one on the left and one on the right.

By the way, Lan'er felt that she was treated the same as Lord Saint Slayer and that they should be treated equally. It was heard that Lord Saint Slayer had spent a lot of effort to carry water last night, and his legs were shaking when he left in the morning!
After that, life in the Demon Palace was pretty good. The food in the palace was good, the maids could eat their fill, and they could have sex with the guards from the Demon Palace from time to time. They didn't have to worry about getting pregnant, so life was pretty happy!

Lan'er was as ugly as ever, making people not want to pay attention to her, but she was smart and was favored by the two princesses, who listened to her words. Lan'er had the theoretical basis from watching many TV shows and reading novels in her previous life, so it was easy for her to command the palace fights. With the added beauty of the two young ladies, the three of them were invincible in the harem of the Saint Slayer. In just three months, the Saint Slayer only stayed in the palace of the two sisters!
Gold will always shine. Lord Saint Slayer has become the most powerful demon king and has been stationed in the Demon City. So his combat power and intelligence must be excellent. He soon discovered the female military advisors beside his two favorite concubines. He called Lan'er to his side for questioning. Lan'er was very cautious and would not give advice easily, but her brain was really useful. She answered a few words casually, which pleased Lord Saint Slayer very much. So the demon king didn't know what he was thinking. He liked Lan'er more and more. He didn't think she was ugly anymore, and she even thought she was pretty!

"When those humans first arrived in the Demon Realm, didn't they all look like this?"

At that time, it was very fashionable for the demon clan to take in several pure human princesses, because human women had smooth skin, soft bodies, and were much more obedient than demon women. However, later on, because human women's bodies were too fragile and could not withstand the tossing and turning, they gradually lost the favor of the big guys.

But the devil suddenly became interested. One day, when he asked the two princesses to accompany him for a drink, he was drunk and pulled Lan'er to bed. Lan'er naturally refused, and the two princesses also refused.

"This is our maid. Why should you, an old man, sleep with her?"

"Yes, we haven't slept yet!"

The two princesses were very dissatisfied and worked together to drain the old devil dry. Perhaps it was because they consumed too much energy, but when they woke up the next morning, they forgot about the matter!
However, the two princesses were very uneasy about this. They got together and discussed something, but their brains were thinking in a very strange way. They actually asked the Demon King for leave and went back to their parents' home together. After playing crickets with Lord Scorpion for a while, Lan'er was married.
"W-what?"

Lan'er's calm face finally showed surprise.

"Let me marry Jie?"

"Correct!"

The two princesses nodded together.
"Marry Jie and be his wife. We allow you to sleep with him, but you have to let us sleep when we want to!"

This...what is this talking about?
Is this human talk?
No, they are not human beings at all, they are demons, and they speak demonic language!

For a moment, Lan'er wondered if she hadn't learned the demon language well.

She was stunned for a while and confirmed again,

"Is what the two princesses said true?"

The two of them nodded in unison, and Zhuzhu pointed at his own upturned nose and said proudly,
"This idea was mine...You are our maid, and Jie is the man we really like. You marry him and let us keep an eye on him. Don't let him sleep with other women. When that old man dies, you return him to us!"

"right……"

Zhu Wen said,
"Let's do this. You marry my father's guard. Soon my father will go to war. He will definitely make military achievements. That old man can't sleep with a soldier's woman casually... This way you don't have to sleep with that old man, and you can also help us guard Jie. This is called killing two birds with one stone!"

God damn, killing two birds with one stone!
Lan'er wanted to draw out her little jade sword and kill these two idiots!
But she couldn't, she had something important to do, so she took a deep breath and asked again,
"Then... I can't serve the two princesses anymore?"

"Ha ha……"

The two of them said proudly,
"Of course you can. Once you get married, you can be a lady-in-waiting, come and go freely in the palace, and serve us in the future!"

Look how smart we are!

If Lan'er is married to Jie, she is so smart that she will definitely protect Jie and not let him be taken away by other women. At the same time, she can enter the palace freely and will not be slept with by the old man, and she can continue to serve the two of them. This is not only killing two birds with one stone, but three birds, okay?
When Lan Er heard that she could enter and leave the palace freely and become a female official with more power, she breathed a sigh of relief and thought for a while.
"That's it!" "Yeah!"

The two princesses cheered and applauded!

Lan Er looked up to the sky and sighed.

"Master! Please bless me, so that I can find a way to leave this world as soon as possible and get away from these idiots with strange thinking patterns!"

No matter how strange the idiot's train of thought is, her current identity is a lowly servant. She can only obey the arrangements of her master and marry a handsome man who is loved by everyone in the Demon City, from eight-year-old children to eighty-year-old old men!
However, no matter how good-looking Jie was, he was just a prisoner of war. Although he was a guard, he had no military merits. He was just a low-status servant. Lan'er was also a servant, so the two of them could get married with just a word from the master. They didn't even need to invite guests. They could just roll up their bedding and live together!

Because the two of them were favored servants, the master was merciful and prepared a new house for them. The house was located in the most remote courtyard of Lord Scorpion's Demon City Mansion. Lan'er walked into the room with her bedding roll in her arms with an indifferent expression. She looked around and found that this yard had not been lived in for a long time and there was a thick layer of dust. Of course, the master must have ordered the maids to clean it, but now the maids in this mansion are all jealous and no one is willing to help them clean!

Yes, the demons in the demon world are like this. They are all very stubborn. If they don't want to do what their masters tell them to do, they would rather be beaten with a stick than do it. Of course... this kind of thing is also very special. The maids hid in their rooms crying sadly. Even Lord Scorpion couldn't bear to order them to do anything!
Therefore, Lan'er and Jie let a layer of sadness that was thicker than the devil's aura cover the sky above the mansion. Lan'er knew that if she went to look for someone at this time, she would be asking for trouble. She put down her things and cleaned the room by herself. When Jie came to the courtyard, she saw a petite figure busy going in and out.

"You're here!"

Lan Er turned around and saw him, and said calmly,
"Just right, help me throw that pile out!"

She pointed with her slender hand at the worn-out furniture and some faded bedding, pillows and the like in the corner. Jie glanced at her, walked over without saying a word, picked up the things and left. Lan'er turned around and went about her business again. When he came back, she instructed him to clean the yard and remove the fallen leaves from the dried-up pool. After a while of hard work, when they had almost finished cleaning up, Lan'er led Jie to the kitchen to find something to eat.

The cook was brought to the Magic City from her hometown. She was a good partner of Lan'er. When she saw her bringing Jie over, she hurriedly brought out the food she had prepared earlier.
"I've already made it. I asked them to send it to you, but no one was willing to do it!"

The cook was a little dissatisfied, but Lan'er didn't care.
"It's okay, it will be fine in two days!"

After saying that, he turned around and glanced, then Jie walked forward, carrying two huge food boxes on his left and right. The cook pulled Lan'er and whispered,
"I think he's probably unwilling to eat. I've prepared some wine for you. You can coax him into eating a few more bites..."

After that, he took out a pot of wine from his arms mysteriously. Lan'er knew it was spiked with something after just one look, so she nodded and thanked him.
"Thank you!"

The cook laughed and said,

"You don't have to thank me. Just ask him to come to our place more often in the future!"

call……

Lan'er took the wine and nodded, then followed the figure in front of her. When they arrived at their yard, Jie glanced at the wine in her hand, but still didn't speak. The two of them put the food on the table together, including the bottle of wine. Then they sat across the table from each other, one with an indifferent look, the other with a cold look. After a while, Lan'er picked up the chopsticks and
"Eat it!"

Jie still didn't say anything and started to eat. Lan'er only took two bites and put it down. Jie ate all the food like whirlwind, then cleaned the table and took a hot shower. The two of them didn't say anything, but their actions were like an old couple who had been together for many years. They each did their own thing, not interfering with each other but everything went according to plan.

Finally, comes the highlight!
Lan Er got on the bed first and took off her coat calmly. Then she watched Jie take off his coat as well and sat on the bed. The bed board immediately creaked.
The demons are all very tall, so their beds are very huge. Even the rooms where the servants live have a bed that is ten square meters. A bed like Lord Scorpio's is as big as an apartment with three bedrooms and two living rooms.

Once Jie's huge figure approached, the feeling of oppression made the calm Lan'er raise her eyebrows. This man's one arm could block her thigh!

This huge disparity in body shape, and the powerful force contained in every bulge and relaxation of the naked muscles, is a very stimulating visual impact. This is Pu Yanlan. If it were Gu Shiyi, you would have a nosebleed on the spot!
But in Pu Yanlan's eyes, the hunk in front of her can be described in two words:

"Danger!"

Very dangerous! The shadow from being beaten since childhood has now come out to affect the heart of Tao!

"Are you...going to sleep?"