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Chapter 499 Fake Couple

Lan'er shrank back imperceptibly, and Jie noticed it. He asked,
"Where's your sword? Why don't you take it out?"

Lan'er didn't say anything, Jie came over and asked,

Lan Er thought about it and said,

"sleep……"

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand towards Jie. Jie was startled and grabbed her hand, his eyes full of exploration.

"You...really want to sleep with me?"

Lan Er thought about it and shook her head.

"In no mood!"

I just want to drug you!
She really didn't want to, and Jie saw it!

This ugly woman is really weird!
Jie could even see the word disgust in her eyes. She was disgusted with herself!
So he let go of her hand and said coldly,

"I don't want to either!"

"That'll be easy!"

Lan'er nodded, saving me the trouble of using medicine. After all, medicine is something that can easily reveal one's true identity if used too much, so it's better not to use it if possible. She has also been observing this Jie for a while. He is a typical demon man, unruly, a thorn in the side, a stubborn donkey, the kind of person who won't move when led, and will retreat when beaten!
He was captured on the battlefield and was unwilling to be a slave. Now he has to marry an ugly woman like me. He must feel very humiliated!

So Lan Er decided to attack the heart first, so he said,
"Since neither of us wants to, then we can just sleep separately. As long as we don't tell anyone, no one will know. What do you think?"

Jie nodded, but his eyes looked a little cold. Lan'er said warily,

"We were all forced. You didn't want it, and neither did I. We were all victims. You don't want to kill me, do you?"

Jie shook his head.

"I won't kill you!"

Having said that, his eyes turned even colder. Lan'er was a little confused, but she really couldn't understand the thinking of these demons, so she tried to comfort him.

"Although the two ladies asked me to keep an eye on you and not to sleep with other women outside, let me make it clear first... I don't care who you sleep with, but it's best not to sleep in the Magic City. After you go out to fight, I can't control what you want to do. We are all social animals and workers. It's not easy for everyone. Don't make things difficult for each other!"

Jie thought for a moment and asked,
"What are social animals and workers?"

"Uh... just lowly cattle and horses..."

"Said it right!"

In terms of their identities, a prisoner of war and a slave are almost the same as cattle and horses!

Jie agreed, and seeing that they had reached a consensus, Lan'er was overjoyed. She took the opportunity to perfect the details of their future life as husband and wife, and added some suggestions on their external image and how to cooperate with each other. Jie did not object and nodded. In Lan'er's opinion, although the demons had strange thinking patterns, they still kept their promises as warriors and generally would not go back on their word because they were afraid of being punished by the demon god!
So after the two reached an agreement, they really slept separately. The bed was ten square meters in size, and Lan'er only needed a corner, and it was also very spacious for Jie to sleep on. This was not the first time the two of them slept together, and they each occupied a piece of the space, but they didn't feel uncomfortable at all and slept very well!
After getting up the next day, the two of them went their separate ways. Lan'er went to the palace to see the two masters, while Jie went to the Guards Camp, where he knocked down six guards in a row. Lord Scorpion laughed when he saw this.

"Jie, it seems that your wife didn't satisfy you!"

Jie nodded and replied,

"She's too ugly and too weak!" A group of men laughed. They were gloating over the fact that a stunningly handsome man was forced to marry an ugly wife and was still unsatisfied. It satisfied their envy, jealousy and hatred!
Lan Er nodded calmly and said to the two gossipy princesses,
"good……"

"What's good? Why is it good? Please tell me more details!"

The two princesses were not satisfied and kept asking questions, which made Lan'er feel like she was back in college at a dorm talk party. That's how roommates who had boyfriends would be questioned by everyone. If they didn't explain themselves clearly, they wouldn't be able to sleep. When it came to the one who hesitated and refused to talk, Gu Shiyi, who could only listen to the broadcast through the mirror, was the most excited. He wished he could learn from Sadako and reach out his hand from the mirror to strangle his classmate to death!
Lan'er tried hard to recall the educational films she had watched, and combined with the experience of her college roommate, she made up a story. Of course, she said whatever the masters wanted to hear. After she finished speaking, the two princesses' eyes turned red with jealousy, and they tortured the Saint Slayer who came to stay overnight that night. Seeing the old demon king who was good at fighting and leaving with shaking legs, Lan'er sighed secretly.

"It's better to go to the battlefield as soon as possible. If you don't go now... you won't be able to go!"

Perhaps the old demon king realized the seriousness of the problem. Less than five days later, he issued a call to all the demon kings and demon generals under his command.

He is going to lead his troops to war!
As a result, the entire Demon City became busy. After the huge war machine started moving, all the demons fell into an excited mood. They were fanatical and even crazy about the war. So when the Demon King issued a call for war, every demon became excited. Even the two princesses ran out of the palace every day. When they had nothing to do, they went to the military camp to watch the training, but in fact they were watching men fighting!

There is a huge fighting arena in the military camp. Since the call-up order was issued, there have been bloody and brutal fights in the arena every day.

This is the tradition of the demon clan. Before going into battle, they will first conduct a brutal selection within their own army. One month after the battle, the demon clan that stands out in this selection can be promoted to a demon general and lead a group of younger brothers!
There are constant battles of all sizes in the demon world, basically a small battle every three years, a big battle every five years, and a huge battle every ten years. I don't know if Lan'er is lucky, he happened to encounter a battle that happens once every ten years!
All battles in this world are battles for resources, no matter if it is in the human world or the demon world. In the human world, people still observe etiquette, but in the demon world, there is no etiquette at all!
The fight that happens every three years is border friction, the fight that happens every five years is territory invasion, and the fight that happens every ten years is the eruption of the Abyss in the Demon Realm. Actually, the Abyss is the core of the Demon Realm. If the humans in the human world want to practice, they have to rely on the ubiquitous spiritual energy in the heaven and earth, while the demons rely on the eruption of the Abyss every ten years. There is the most concentrated demonic energy and the purest demon crystals in the world. Only the demons who are in the front during the eruption can benefit the most. So every time this happens, everyone will scramble to get forward. With so many people competing, won’t they start fighting?

This demon world is vast and boundless, and it is impossible to tell how many abysses there are. Anyway, everyone gathers in the nearest place. At this time, no matter whether it is a big demon or a small demon, they must lead their brothers to grab a good position. The struggle at this time is the most brutal. The Saint-Slayer Demon King is just a medium-sized demon king with hundreds of thousands of demon soldiers under him. Near his territory, there is also a big demon king named Zhugong who has a million demon soldiers under his command. He is the Saint-Slayer Demon King's biggest opponent.

Lord Saint Slayer is old, and he has been waiting for this eruption of the earth so that he can absorb more demonic energy and prolong his life. Therefore, he takes this expedition very seriously. For a month, the training of his demon soldiers and generals can be described as extremely cruel. Even with the strength and bravery of the demons, many people cannot bear it.

Of course, there are those who couldn't stand it anymore, and there are also those who stand out. Among them is of course the guard Jie who is now all the rage in the Magic City!
Jie had to participate in the selection every day. He would not retreat from the battlefield until he was covered in blood. However, no matter how seriously injured he was, he would return to the two-person courtyard in the mansion. Lan'er could smell the choking smell of blood on him every day. Sometimes she saw the demon being carried back with only half a breath left. After a simple bandage, he would sleep for one night, and the next day he would be able to stand up and go out with a knife to chop people!

"Tsk tsk!"

Lan Er shook his head.

"I don't know what material it is made of, but its terrifying recovery ability is unmatched even by Eleven!"

Lan'er became interested, and while wiping the man's wound, she quietly collected some of his blood, intending to study it slowly when she returned to the human world. In fact, she has always been doing such things. She collected flowers, plants, trees, seeds, stones, blood, and hair from the demon world. In short, she collected everything she thought was useful.

This day, Jie was carried back again. He had been stabbed in the chest, from the shoulder to the abdomen. If it had been an inch deeper, he would have been gutted. Even so, he was still conscious and held Lan'er's hand and gave instructions.
"Let them go!"

Lan Er sent away the demon soldier who had sent him back, went over to take a look and asked,
"Can you stand up?"

Jie shook his head. Lan'er rolled her eyes and went forward to help him stand up. His body was like a mountain to Lan'er. Fortunately, Lan'er was in good health. She helped him into the inner room with staggering steps and put him on the bed. With just this action, the wound burst open, leaving two series of bloody footprints along the way. Lan'er glanced at the demon boy lying motionless on the bed, but still with bright eyes, and finally couldn't help asking,

"How did you manage to recover your strength overnight?"

Jie was silent for a moment and then replied,
"Tell me where you got the jade sword, and I will tell you how I restored it..."

Lan Er thought about it and said,

"My ancestors were human, and the jade sword is an heirloom..."

Jie stared at her for a long while.
"I can recover so quickly. It's natural. I am from the One-horned Demon Clan..."

After that, the two looked at each other, and they both saw disbelief in each other's eyes. Then Lan'er shrugged.

"I'll go boil some water for you to wash!"

Damn unicorn demons, damn it!

Although the one-horned demons are considered a high-level race among the demons, they have such a terrifyingly fast recovery ability. Even if she could get ten one-horned demons to her and kill and eat them immediately, they would not have such a strong recovery ability!
This fake couple both knew that the other was hiding a secret, and they never said a word to anyone else. When the door was closed, they would test each other with words whenever they had nothing to do, as if they were doing a special job. Fortunately, this was Lan'er, who was able to keep her composure and play along. If it were Gu Shiyi, he would get tired of the other person after just three words and would definitely start a fight with his fists and then pinch the other person's neck to force the other person to tell the truth.