Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chapter 258: Climbing a tree to quarrel with birds, breaking all bones!
"Ruined……"

Seeing the boy lying on the ground in a strange posture, Chen Mu felt a chill in his heart.

I hurried and hurried slowly, but I still couldn't catch up.

The man still fell from the tree.

The boy who fell from the tree to the ground was still holding half of the branch in his arms.

obviously.

It was this branch that could not bear the weight of an adult man and broke, causing him to fall.

He Xingchen followed.

Standing behind Chen Mu, he raised his hand and pointed to the tree, "Dr. Chen, when I went to find you, he was probably standing in that position."

Chen Mu: "..."

The position of He Xingchen's finger was about seven or eight meters away from the ground.

According to the principal.

The tree next to the school hospital has a long history.

But now it seemed to him.

In order to prevent the "population" of the school hospital from exploding, there is no need for trees exceeding two meters in the school.

"He Xingchen, go back and call two people to bring a stretcher."

Chen Mu knelt down and took the patient's pulse first.

After confirming that the patient had no troublesome internal injuries for the time being, he began to examine the patient's external injuries.

Su Bingbing followed and squatted silently next to Chen Mu.

Opened the medical box.

"Classmate, are you still conscious?"

Chen Mu saw that the patient's eyes were still clear, so he raised his hand and waved it in front of the patient's eyes.

"Dr. Chen, I feel so much pain..."

"My legs hurt, my arms hurt, everything hurts..."

"My mouth hurts too..."

As soon as the patient opened his mouth, two teeth fell out of his mouth.

See this scene.

Chen Mu turned to Su Bingbing and said, "Reporter Su, please call an ambulance. It's said that the patient accidentally fell from a height."

"Okay, Dr. Chen."

Chen Mu began to check the patient's condition.

While checking, he sighed, "The leg is broken. There should be broken bones inside. Conventional bone setting cannot save you. You need to go to the hospital for surgery."

"Well, my arm is also broken and needs surgery."

"Hey, there seems to be something wrong with your ribs. This is troublesome. I don't know if your internal organs were damaged by the fracture of your ribs."

Chen Mu checked more and more.

The colder my heart becomes.

although.

Haicheng University is famous for its crispy college students.

But the diseases of most crispy college students are accumulated over time.

The foundation is not good and the bones in the body are too brittle.

You will get sick easily.

But this was the first time Chen Mu had seen such a serious trauma after joining Haicheng University.

Who is a good person who has nothing to do to climb such a high tree?
and!

Looking at the broken branch in the patient's arms, Chen Mu felt his head hurt even more.

They are all already college students.

Don’t you have basic judgment skills?

Can such a thin branch afford a big man like you who weighs more than 100 pounds? !
Chen Mu continued to check the patient's condition.

Unable to control himself, he asked questions: "Classmate, can I ask, why do you want to climb so high?"

The boys don't speak.

Chen Mu continued: "Did you know that this tree has been here since the establishment of our school?"

"But no one has ever climbed this tree. If you fall from this tree, you can be regarded as the first person in the history of our school and can be recorded in the school history."

Listening to Chen Mu's words, the boy's eyes brightened inexplicably: "Doctor Chen, am I really the number one person in our school?"

"Will I really be included in our school's history when we look back?"

Chen Mu, who was checking his injuries: "???"

No!

Damn you!
You can't hear the good words, can you? !

—

"God! Classmate, today I will name you the number one God of Haicheng University!"

"Sisters, you can marry an emotionally stable man like Dr. Chen!"

"I can't marry! I suspect that if he works at Haicheng University for another two years, he might be angry with the crispy university and be sent to a mental hospital!"

"Hey! It's not impossible at all!"

"Although, if it can be recorded in school history, it can be regarded as another form of immortality."

"Don't care whether it's good or bad, few men can resist such temptation!"

"Be flexible! If you think about it differently, this classmate is 100% the founder of Haicheng University's new school rules! Students are strictly prohibited from climbing trees while in school!"

"Hahahaha!!! Haicheng University's school rules may be updated daily!!!"

"If the crispy college students know how to play a little, the school rules of Haicheng University will be more lazy than the author's daily updates!"

"..."

—

"Classmate, communicate with me as much as possible."

"Don't sleep, you know?"

Seeing the patient's condition, it became visibly worse.

Chen Mu held a silver needle and sealed several acupuncture points of the patient. "Now, your pain is not as strong as before, right?"

The boy nodded, "Dr. Chen, this is amazing!"

The corners of Chen Mu's lips twitched, "I sometimes wonder, if I were a bastard who didn't know how to treat any disease, would all of you be healthy?"

"There are too many students using stretchers in front of us. The stretchers may need to be disinfected before they can be brought over."

"Tell me, Hao Duan Duan, what are you doing up in the tree?"

The boy's expression started to look hesitant.

half an hour.

He still spoke, "Dr. Chen, you really don't blame me for this, it was the one who did it first!"

"it?"

Chen Mu turned to look at the tree behind him.

Go see a serious-looking patient again.

For a moment.

Chen Mudu doubted whether this classmate really encountered some strange and supernatural events on this science-oriented campus.

Chen Mu raised his hand.

Pointing to the big tree behind him, "Are you sure? A tree will attack you first?"

This thing.

It’s a dead thing!

"Hiss..." As soon as the boy shook his head, he touched the wound on his body.

He took in a breath of air unconsciously.

Cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

The boy said a little aggrievedly: "To be precise, it's not a tree, it's a bird on the tree."

Chen Mu fell into memories.

like……

If he remembered correctly, there seemed to be a bird's nest in this tree before.

wrong.

Where's the bird's nest?
Chen Mu looked at the bare trees with a confused look on his face.

"Dr. Chen, are you looking for that?"

Su Bingbing, who came back from the phone call, pointed to a bird's nest on the ground that had been knocked upside down, and said helplessly.

From their direction, you can also see some egg liquid under the bird's nest.

Not only that.

There was also a bird that kept circling above their heads, chirping excitedly.

Chen Mu didn't quite understand why this bird was always here.

Now I know.

Mostly cursing!

Obviously.

This guy climbed up the tree and not only demolished the bird's house, but also threw his unformed child to death...

Chen Mu looked at the boy speechlessly, "Are you going to get the eggs?"

The words "dig out bird's eggs".

It can be regarded as irritating the boys.

Inexplicable.

When the boys spoke, their tone of voice was much higher.

Word by word.

Full of unconcealable grievance: "Going up a tree to dig out bird eggs! Doctor Chen, I am also a student of Haicheng University after all. Do you think students of Haicheng University are childish people?"

Chen Mu: "..."—

"Isn't it true that you, Haicheng University, haven't got any points yet?"

"Dr. Chen is embarrassed to say it. To me, you are so naive!"

"Should I say it or not, I don't think Dr. Chen's speculation is malicious. Going up a tree to dig out bird eggs is quite in line with the character of a crispy college student!"

"But he looks so aggrieved! Maybe he really didn't go there just to get the eggs?!"

"Isn't it the bird on top of his head that is more aggrieved? It was the first time I heard a bird, and I cursed him hoarsely..."

"Someone took such a big risk and wanted to demolish your home. You might scold him worse than a "bird"..."

"..."

—

The boy's eyes were shining with tears.

I don't know if it hurts or feels wronged.

"Dr. Chen, you really have to believe me."

"It was really Bird who took action first. I was just here to watch the excitement at the campus hospital."

Chen Mu's face turned ugly for a moment, "Classmate, your motives are not pure!"

The boy said aggrievedly: "Dr. Chen, take a closer look. Don't you think there are a lot of boys wandering around the school hospital?"

Chen Mu raised his head without knowing why.

I was a little surprised to find that there were actually many boys wandering near the school hospital.

Meet Chen Mu's gaze.

These people subconsciously avoided Chen Mu's gaze.

He tried hard to look in other directions, pretending that he was just passing by the school hospital.

Chen Mu: "..."

Looking at the patient speechlessly, "Do you know why they come and hang around the campus hospital?"

The boy said: "Of course I know, because our purpose is the same!"

"Ever since the first day of your live broadcast, Dr. Chen, you said that Chinese medicine can treat dysmenorrhea, many girls in the school have come to the school hospital to queue up to treat dysmenorrhea."

Chen Mu nodded: "I know this, but what does it have to do with you..."

That's half the story.

Both men.

Chen Mu wanted to understand what was going on with this group of "idle people" on the school playground.

I couldn't help but feel speechless in my heart.

Most of the boys hanging around here are singles from Haicheng University.

Girls who come here to squat in need of care may find a girlfriend after two visits, and if both parties like it.

Birds hovering above their heads.

Still shouting emotionally.

Chen Mu looked up.

Pointing to the scolding bird above his head, he asked: "So, what's the grudge between you two?"

Tears flashed in the boy's eyes, "I was just enjoying the shade under the tree, but this dead bird! A piece of poop fell on my head!"

Listen to the boys.

Chen Mu glanced at the top of the boy's head, and sure enough he saw a mess of white, sticky bird droppings.

The corners of his lips twitched, and he sighed: "It's quite accurate..."

The boy was very excited: "Dr. Chen, our Haicheng University is a university after all!"

"I never thought that under the influence of books, there would be such an uncivilized bird that defecates everywhere on campus!"

Chen Mu: "..."

What is the logic.

Could it be that the school wants to catch all the birds near the school?

Get some good training.

Give them an ideological and moral lesson?
What the hell is going on in the minds of these crispy college students? !

Day by day.

Where do all these wonderful ideas come from.

Take a deep breath.

Chen Mu repeatedly warned himself deep in his heart that he was facing a seriously injured patient now.

Don't get angry with the patient.

Changing a silver needle, Chen Mu continued to ask: "So, you climbed up the tree and overturned someone else's bird's nest?"

The boy felt aggrieved: "How is that possible, Doctor Chen? I am a quality college student!"

"Although it pooped on me, I can't do anything so cruel to its entire family!"

Chen Mu couldn't figure it out anymore, "Then why did you climb the tree?!"

The boy said confidently: "I think it is a bird without quality. I went up to teach it an ideological and moral lesson!"

"I hope it can listen to what I say and become a high-quality bird in the future."

Su Bingbing was finishing her blows at the side: "To put it bluntly, I just got angry and went up to argue with the bird."

Boy: "That's okay..."

Chen Mu: "..."

—

"Dr. Chen: I think Haicheng University still needs a psychiatrist."

"Go up and quarrel with the bird. How did Haicheng University bring so many 'geniuses' together?"

"Maybe? Good feng shui?"

"Hahahaha!!! God damn Feng Shui is so good that even Taoist priests dare not come to this place. You tell me that Feng Shui is good. That's great! Hahaha!!!"

"My wife knows how to summarize."

"Niao: How come you have so many crazy people in Haicheng University? My children are all gone!"

"This bird is really innocent. Who let it urinate everywhere first?"

"Bird: No! Are you sick? Which bird doesn't defecate anywhere?"

"..."

—

Speaking of the back.

The boy himself felt a little guilty, "Actually, after the anger subsided, I also knew that my behavior might be dangerous, and the branches should not be able to bear my weight."

Chen Mu frowned: "Then why don't you come down?"

The boy was about to cry but had no tears: "Dr. Chen, I didn't expect that either. When I climbed up, my hands and feet were very agile!"

"But when I wanted to go down, if I moved a little, the branches would tremble wildly, and I didn't dare to move."

Chen Mu: "..."

Should have known so.

Why bother in the first place.

What happens later.

Chen Mu could make a rough guess without the boy continuing to share.

Although the tree is on the side of the school hospital, it is in this direction.

Only at night, young couples in love will walk this way. During the day, there is basically no one around.

He must have been waiting for a long time.

I just met He Xingchen, even though I had already asked for help immediately.

But it was still a little late after all.

Didn't wait for the ladder.

The person fell first.

Sudden.

Chen Mu heard a noise.

Following the sound, they looked over and saw several people in white coats pushing a movable hospital bed in their direction.

See that bed.

Chen Mu couldn't help but frown: "I remember I asked He Xingchen to find a stretcher. What are you doing here with a bed?"

Several people looked a little embarrassed.

Still a bolder one, he explained: "Dr. Chen, the thing is like this..."

"All the stretchers in the campus hospital have been used."

"We just saw that there are no new cases, so we took them all for disinfection, so the disinfection is not over yet..."

Chen Mu was speechless: "Who said the stretcher can no longer be used after disinfection is completed!"

"Wouldn't it be nice if you put a medical sheet on top to isolate the patient from the stretcher?!"

I saw a few people in white coats with expressions of enlightenment on their faces.

Chen Muxin felt even more tired...

"The patient now has multiple fractures. If he is moved directly to the hospital bed, his injuries will become more serious."

"The best way to deal with it at the moment is to put a stretcher under him and move the patient."

He saw several white coats still standing in front of him.

When he said something, they nodded.

Chen Mu became a little more angry and raised his voice: "You understand, and you're still standing here like crazy?!"

"Hurry back alone and bring back a disposable medical sheet! Why is it so difficult to communicate with you!"

I saw several people in white coats shivering when I yelled at them.

Then he started running.

Chen Mu started to sigh again. Being a school doctor was tiring...

Helping other doctors with their students is even more tiring...

(End of this chapter)