Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chapter 259: When it comes to seeking death, an old man is still good at it!

Chen Mu gave the "standard answer" here.

The movement speed of this group of white coats was much more efficient.

Less than two minutes to go.

They rushed down with stretchers and disposable medical sheets.

He directed them to carry the person onto a stretcher and then put him on a pushable hospital bed.

Chen Mu continued to sigh and said: "Send the person to the CT room first. Before 120 arrives, do as much as possible to complete all the examination items that can be done for free at the school."

"Give him the inspection report first."

"Then use his mobile phone to find the contact information of his roommate, and ask the roommate to help him send his ID card or medical insurance card, which will be needed when he goes to the hospital later."

"Send me his personal information later so I can find his guidance in the school group..."

The words are not finished yet.

Chen Mu's WeChat notification rang.

Bow down.

Take out your phone.

After reading the above message clearly, Chen Mu's lips twitched, "This counselor of classmate Yu Zhi is already on his way to the school hospital."

"So fast?" Su Bingbing was a little surprised.

Chen Mu smiled bitterly, nodded and said, "The school has arranged two teachers to watch our live broadcast room."

"Whenever there is a new student in the live broadcast room who needs help from a counselor, a dedicated teacher will take a screenshot and put it in the school's staff group."

"Respective counselors will claim it on their own."

talking.

Chen Mu raised his hand and pointed at Yu Zhi, who had been moved to the stretcher. "His counselor has just claimed him in the school crowd."

Su Bingbing was shocked: "Thank you for your hard work, teacher!"

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"Should I say it or not, Haicheng University's efficiency is really high."

"What's the use of being efficient? These crispy college students are even more efficient. Haicheng University can't handle it, okay?"

"I don't know how Yu Zhi's counselor reacted when he saw his screenshot in the school group..."

"Our counselor has just posted a new temporary school rule in the group. All Haicheng University students are prohibited from climbing trees and quarreling with birds, hehehe..."

"I was wondering why there are so many weird school rules in the school. It turns out it's because there are so many amazing alumni."

"Speaking of which, I remembered that Haicheng University has a very outrageous school rule that prohibits students from turning off the water valve in the bathroom without permission. Could it be that this weird school rule is also because of the strange people in our school!"

"The seniors who have graduated tell you that there was a guy who was in the same class as me who was extremely self-disciplined. He lived in the dormitory opposite the bathroom, near the door."

"I was also in the same class. The guy didn't like people washing up after ten o'clock and disturbing his sleep. He simply closed the valve manually at ten o'clock every night. As a result, the students on that floor thought that the water stopped at ten o'clock and they couldn't even wash up. Very early."

"???"

"Why do you always have such a talent in Haicheng University? Hasn't he ever failed?"

"Not only do people manually stop the water supply at ten o'clock in the evening, but they can also manually open the valve at six o'clock in the morning. I really can't afford to mess with the self-disciplined boss..."

"How did you find out in the end? Did you catch him and reveal yourself?"

"Later one time, the school's water pipes were clogged. Someone came to repair the water pipes. The boys who were watching asked questions and found out that there was something fishy about the water shutoff. In the end, everyone worked together to catch the culprit."

"Awesome! Haicheng University really doesn't raise idle people!"

"..."

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"correct!"

I saw people in white coats pushing people directly to the campus hospital.

Chen Mu followed behind and gave one more instruction: "Remember later, before going in to take a CT scan or anything else, pull out the silver needles on his body."

The white coat hesitated: "But... if it is pulled out, it will hurt him a lot."

"After all, it's the silver needle that seals the acupoint, so he doesn't feel that much pain now."

Chen Mu was speechless for a moment: "Let me ask you, if the needle is not removed, can this CT scan be done?"

The white coat shook his head: "It doesn't seem to work..."

"But if the patient is in too much pain, he may not be able to cooperate with the CT scan, right?"

Chen Mu said calmly: "It's not a big problem."

"Ok?"

Just when the white coat thought that Chen Mu had a good solution.

Suddenly I heard Chen Mu say...

"The bones in his body are almost broken, and it's not easy to move!"

Yu Zhi, who just lay on the hospital bed: "???"

"So that's it!" Bai Daco's mood became obviously much more exciting, and he pushed Yu Zhi away happily.

Su Bingbing, who was beside Chen Mu, obviously noticed...

The despair in Yu Zhi's eyes.

Su Bingbing turned around and looked at Chen Mu beside her.

Just when she was about to open her mouth to fight for something for Yu Zhi, she saw Chen Mu looking at her too.

Chen Mu asked with a smile: "Want me to help classmate Yu Zhi more?"

Su Bingbing didn't speak, but looked slightly in the direction of the live broadcast camera.

Now there are some things she dare not say in front of the camera.

I was afraid that my curious words would bring some unnecessary trouble to Chen Mu.

Chen Mu smiled helplessly: "It's okay. Since I took the initiative to ask, this is what you can ask me."

"That's right..."

Su Bingbing nodded, and then looked at Chen Mu eagerly: "Even if he pulls out the silver needle, Doctor Chen can still find a way to make that classmate pain-free, right?"

Chen Mu nodded: "But, he must feel pain."

Su Bingbing didn't understand: "Why?"

Chen Mu: "On the one hand, I hope that this classmate Yu Zhi can improve his memory and think about the consequences and costs next time he wants to do such a dangerous thing."

Su Bingbing nodded and continued to ask: "Dr. Chen, is there another aspect?"

Chen Mu smiled and replied: "Of course there is. In a while, the 120 ambulance will arrive. Patients always need to know where they are hurting before they can ask the doctor for help."

"If I blindly seal his acupuncture points, maybe he won't be in so much pain, but it will easily cause trouble for other medical staff."

Su Bingbing suddenly realized, "So that's it..."

Next to Su Bingbing, the smile on Chen Mu's face continued, "Actually, it's not just that. I do this for another reason."

"What is it?" Su Bingbing asked.

Chen Mu looked at the live broadcast footage.

The person was obviously smiling, but netizens in the live broadcast room could see it.

this moment.

Dr. Chen's smile did not reach his eyes.

If that's all, then that's fine.

I don’t know if they are too sensitive, but I always feel that Dr. Chen’s smile at this moment looks a little murderous?
Chen Mu snorted coldly, "Of course it's to scare the monkeys!"

A student from Haicheng University who was watching the live broadcast: "???!!!"

Is that what they think?

Is it the chicken that Dr. Chen wants to kill?

Are these people the "monkeys" that Dr. Chen wants to scare?
"Kill the chicken to scare the monkey?" Su Bingbing was also frightened by Chen Mu at this moment.

Chen Mu gritted his teeth: "During the military training in the first two years of Haicheng University, most of the patients suffered from heat stroke or pretended to be sick. There were not that many people who were just seeking death like Yu Yu."

"This year, maybe I saw the live broadcast of the campus hospital. These guys are all showing off their desire to express themselves!"

"Next time someone tries to die like this, the school hospital will not take any pain relief measures."

"Bear with it, there are no traditional Chinese medicine doctors in other schools' hospitals."

talking.

Chen Mu picked up his diagnosis and treatment box.

He walked upstairs with a gloomy expression.

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"It's over! Some people from Haicheng University, you are making a big deal!"

"Not only are you making a fortune, but your Dr. Chen is not ready to take care of you anymore! Just a little bit!"

"Why are all the bad guys on the barrage!"

"No matter how bad we are, we are not as bad as you! Dr. Chen is so angry with you!"

"After my roommate saw it just now, he said that he would never jump from the upper bunk to save trouble again. I can only say that what Dr. Chen said is still a bit of a deterrent to some people who are good at committing suicide..."

"No, is your roommate Luzi so wild?"

"..."

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After returning to the school doctor's office. Because there are many white coats to share, Chen Mu's work is still leisurely.

But this time.

Chen Mu and Su Bingbing have a tacit understanding.

No one has ever taken the initiative to mention it, and I am still quite free now.

Chen Mu was really afraid of this group of crispy college students who had some metaphysics.

I sat leisurely in the school hospital until two o'clock in the afternoon.

Chen Mu, who had played several games between humans and machines and lost all of them, was stunned to see Su Bingbing dumbfounded.

How can people be so bad?

To know!
What Chen Mu plays is the simplest human-machine kind that can be used as a guide for novices!
Su Bingbing couldn't even understand.

How did you lose this thing?

But Chen Mu lost one game after another under the watchful eyes of everyone.

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"Absolutely awesome! I would rather see Dr. Chen treating crispy college students than watch him play games!"

"I think the reason why he doesn't do matching and ranking is not to cheat his teammates. The computer follows him after he hangs up. His level is better than Dr. Chen's own performance, right?!"

"As long as I live, I can actually still see the action of flashing into the wall in the live broadcast room. It's amazing!"

"To put it another way, if I bring Dr. Chen up, can Dr. Chen give me free medical treatment?"

"Speaking of this, I am no longer sleepy! The national server Donghuang requests to fight! Doctor Chen, I will protect the thief 6!"

"..."

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I wonder if Chen Mu’s previous warning really had an effect.

Su Bingbing experienced this afternoon in the school hospital what it means to be panicked.

Sitting in the school doctor's office.

She tapped her cell phone boredly: "Dr. Chen, I bought some afternoon tea, and also bought some for you and other doctors."

Chen Mu: "Oh, okay, I'll transfer the money to you later."

Su Bingbing: "It's okay, I'm using the program team's funds."

"That's it. Reporter Su, please order me a coconut latte." Chen Mu didn't know what politeness meant.

Just when Chen Mu yawned for an unknown number of times in front of the camera.

The cell phone's notification tone suddenly rang.

Click on the phone.

Then I saw the news that the old man was coming.

"I just watched the live broadcast. You seem to be quite free now?"

I saw the words "very leisurely".

For an instant.

Chen Mu felt that his whole body had become sober.

Keep your head down.

He was typing on his phone with a serious look on his face, "Old man! This shabby school is very evil now. You'd better take back some of your words."

"laugh!"

I saw the word "Come over" from the old man.

Chen Mu seemed to be able to see the disdainful look on the old man's face over the phone.

"Since you couldn't hold on to your last job, you have become more and more superstitious."

this message.

Chen Mu grinned as he watched.

In the whole world, this old man is the only one who dares to continue to deal with his wounds!

Take a deep breath.

Chen Mu is preparing to fight the old man for 300 rounds on WeChat.

Then I saw a message from the old man.

"Do me a favor?"

After seeing this message.

Chen Mu laughed out loud instantly.

He couldn't help but put on the face of a villain who succeeded.

"Hey! Will you ever be able to ask for my favor one day?"

One minute.

None of them were proud of themselves.

The old man quickly sent a message.

"Believe it or not, I will buy a ticket for Haicheng now and beat you in the live broadcast room."

moment.

Chen Mu retracted his face.

"It's my honor to be able to help you."

The old man sent a message again.

"It's like this. I have an old patient who recently went on a business trip to Haicheng and can't come back."

"He is on his way to Haicheng University now. Please help me check his pulse."

"He has registered my number online. You send me his pulse, and I will prepare the medicine for him and deliver it to him by express delivery."

Chen Mu just wanted to ask a question.

What kind of patient deserves the old man's attention?

Look up.

I saw a middle-aged man with a big belly and a bald head entering the school doctor's office with a briefcase under his arm.

Chen Mu: "Here we are, I'll help you see a doctor first."

As soon as the man saw Chen Mu, he smiled and gave Chen Mu a hug.

He used his hand to mark a height on his waist.

He said with a smile: "Xiao Chen, I remember when I first saw you, you were so tall."

"I didn't expect that now I have become a great doctor in my own right!"

Chen Mu waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, Uncle Liu, you are ridiculous."

I saw the following camera and followed me.

Uncle Liu said with a smile: "It doesn't matter. Before I came, your old man told me about your situation."

talking.

This guy was very familiar and introduced himself to the live broadcast camera.

"Hello everyone in the live broadcast room!"

"My name is Liu Jianyuan. I am an old patient of Dr. Chen. I go for check-ups almost every month."

"I know Dr. Chen works here, so I came to see the juniors and test Dr. Chen's current level."

Chen Mu was helpless: "Uncle Liu, how about I take your pulse now?"

"Hey! Don't be so anxious!"

Liu Jianyuan waved his hand and looked at the live broadcast camera with interest.

I saw that Liu Jianyuan was interested in live broadcast footage.

The camera also narrowed the distance between him and Liu Jianyuan, and he saw the camera filming him.

Liu Jianyuan's mood was obviously much more excited.

"Xiao Chen, I've seen a lot of your live broadcast clips on the Internet. Your school is rich in crispy college students!"

I heard Liu Jianyuan make such a start.

moment.

Chen Mu had a bad premonition in his mind.

The whole person looked at Liu Jianyuan blankly, quite speechless.

Do you want to compare this too?

really.

next second.

Chen Mu then heard Liu Jianyuan say: "Xiao Chen, who do you think is better at seeking death, me or the crispy college students from your school?"

Thinking of what the elder in front of me has done over the years.

The corners of Chen Mu's lips twitched.

Raise your hand.

He stiffly gave Liu Jianyuan a thumbs up, "You are better at committing suicide. Even if you are trying to commit suicide, you are still better than the old!"

(End of this chapter)