Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!
Chapter 392: I farted and made myself faint? !
Chapter 392: I farted and made myself faint? !
Su Bingbing looked in the direction of the screen.
Chen Mu’s response.
I still can't trust her completely. "According to what you said before, Doctor Chen, Zhuang Ruoruo's hourly wage is so high now. Can she really refuse the temptation of a high hourly wage and come to the school hospital to treat herself properly?"
Listening to Su Bingbing's questions.
Chen Mu just smiled.
He said helplessly: "Reporter Su, you seem to have a certain understanding of the fragile college students now."
Just when Su Bingbing was feeling a little proud.
I feel that I have adapted well to my time in the school hospital.
"Of course!"
Looking at Su Bingbing raising her neck proudly.
Chen Mu sighed again: "Reporter Su, you may know about the fragile college students, but you don't fully understand them. There is another big characteristic of this group of fragile college students that you don't understand."
"What characteristics?" Su Bingbing looked at Chen Mu.
I feel a little bit unconvinced.
Facing Su Bingbing's unconvinced look, Chen Mu smiled and gave two words: "Afraid of death!"
Su Bingbing: “Ah?!”
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"666!"
"Dr. Chen is indeed a university doctor. His approach is something we could never have imagined..."
"It feels like my wife has gone completely mad now."
"Every word a star says in front of the camera needs to be carefully considered, for fear of being magnified by public opinion. My wife hasn't met such an outspoken guest on a show in many years."
"That's true. Those before at least cared about public opinion and thought before speaking. But Dr. Chen didn't care at all and said whatever he wanted to say."
"But the problem is... although Dr. Chen's answers are more casual, every word he says makes sense."
"Makes sense? What makes sense?"
"Maybe it's because they're afraid of death? I just recalled that there were already a lot of fragile college students crying in the school clinic because they were worried about having sequelae or dying. In the live broadcast, there were already a lot of fragile college students crying in the school clinic..."
"Doctor Chen: You think I'm exaggerating, but actually, I just see too much..."
"..."
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Facing Su Bingbing's incredible gaze.
Chen Mu remained calm and continued with his analysis.
"In fact, if these fragile college students really encounter a life-and-death situation, they will all panic."
"This girl Zhuang Ruoruo doesn't seem to care that much about her own life or death. In fact, it's not time yet."
Su Bingbing still doesn't quite understand.
Staring at Chen Mu beside him, he continued to ask: "Doctor Chen, you said it's not time yet, what time is it?"
Chen Mu said with a smile: "It's not that damn time yet!"
Su Bingbing: “!!!!”
Chen Mu: "I don't know if you have ever heard of a saying that if your body is overloaded to the limit, or if a person is about to die, he or she will have a premonition."
Su Bingbing nodded.
Then he frowned.
He added: "As I recall, there is indeed such a saying among the people."
"but……"
Su Bingbing glanced in the direction of the live camera.
Couldn't help it.
He added: "I remember this statement has no scientific basis, right?"
Chen Mu nodded: "It is indeed without scientific basis, but if you are a doctor who often faces dying patients, you will actually believe this statement."
Su Bingbing thought for a moment: "Is that so..."
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"I want to say a few words on behalf of Dr. Chen. What Dr. Chen said is true and makes sense!"
"There is no scientific basis for this, but most people who have experienced it will believe it."
"I once had a life-or-death crisis. At that moment, it was like a movie playing in my mind, recalling my life. Then everything went black, and I fainted and lost consciousness. When I woke up, I was already lying in the hospital."
"If the body is overloaded, it will react to a certain extent."
"Not only will there be a certain degree of reaction, but there will also be a great fear that you are really dead."
"If that's the case, then what Doctor Chen said is not wrong. When a person feels that he is about to die, he will suddenly start to cherish life."
"This seems to make sense. After my father was diagnosed with cancer, he quit smoking and drinking. He fantasized every day that he would recover after giving up these bad habits. Sigh..."
"..."
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Chen Mu sighed.
Then he nodded.
Under Su Bingbing's "thirsty" eyes, he continued to explain.
Chen Mu: "Zhuang Ruoruo hasn't come to the school hospital for a long time. When I took her pulse this time, I really felt that this girl's body had a great possibility of reaching a critical point."
Su Bingbing blinked.
Listening very carefully to what Chen Mu said.
Chen Mu: "I think Zhuang Ruoruo should feel the same way."
"When faced with real life-threatening situations, most people will not continue to persist in their wrongdoings."
"I think……"
"Since Zhuang Ruoruo has come to the school hospital this time, she should be prepared for a long period of treatment in the school hospital."
Su Bingbing: “Is that so…”
Looking at where Zhuang Ruoruo was lying, behind the screen.
Su Bingbing looked at it thoughtfully for a while.
Then he looked at Chen Mu eagerly: "Doctor Chen, are you hungry?"
Chen Mu: “Hungry…”
"How about?" Su Bingbing raised her hand.
Pointed in the direction of the school infirmary door.
Made a gesture.
Chen Mu coughed twice.
Trying hard to look serious, he said, "Reporter Su, I think we should go patrol the school."
Su Bingbing followed Chen Mu out of the school hospital.
just.
On the road.
The corners of Su Bingbing's lips were still twitching.
Doctor Chen is...
You are really good at choosing words and composing sentences!
She had only heard of doctors making rounds.
never heard of that……
Does the school doctor still need to patrol the school? !
Are you sure you are doing the job of a school doctor, not a security guard? !
Chen Mu was yawning.
Walking on the way to the cafeteria.
I just feel that the air outside is fresher and sweeter after leaving the school hospital.
Su Bingbing glanced at Chen Mu who was standing beside her and looked quite happy.
He smiled and opened his mouth, about to say something.
look.
But I was attracted by the special "scenery" in front of me.
Su Bingbing clearly saw that there was a boy in front of her.
Suddenly he stopped and grabbed a handful of air behind him.
then……
Put it under your nose and smell it.
next second.
The boy suddenly fell straight back.
"I'll go!~"
Chen Mu didn't see the details in front.
I only saw a male classmate in front of me.
Suddenly, I felt like I was going to faint.
When Chen Mu rushed forward in a panic.
The boy has fainted.
Carefully, he put the person on the ground.
After a simple pulse diagnosis.
Chen Mu frowned and said, "It's not a big problem. I'm just a little weak, and..."
"What else?" Su Bingbing asked impatiently.
Listen to Su Bingbing's tone.
Chen Mu raised his eyes and glanced at Su Bingbing.
I always feel that Su Bingbing looks a little strange now.
It seems that she cares particularly about this classmate, but has Su Bingbing met this classmate before?
Even though I felt a little confused.
But in the face of Su Bingbing's questioning, Chen Mu still answered honestly: "In addition, this classmate seems to have had a huge emotional fluctuation in a very short period of time."
"only……"
Chen Mu looked at the patient who was still in a coma.
Still a little confused, he spoke, "I don't quite understand. When he fell, the screen of this student's phone was black."
"There was no one around, and he wasn't wearing headphones or anything like that."
Chen Mu's tone paused.
She expressed her inner helplessness: "I really can't understand how he was provoked..."
Listening to Chen Mu's speechless tone.
Su Bingbing raised her hand silently, "Doctor Chen, I think I know why this student fainted..."
Chen Mu: "You also understand medical skills now?"
Facing Chen Mu's puzzled look.
Su Bingbing shook her head gently and continued: "This is what happened..."
Listening to what Su Bingbing said.
Chen Mu was completely controlled by Su Bingbing's words for a few seconds.
After a while.
I managed to say, "Not likely."
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"My reaction is basically the same as Dr. Chen's. How many normal people would faint for such an outrageous reason?"
"You also said that this might not be the case for a normal person, but have you ever thought that this is not a normal person, this is a fragile college student?!"
"Hiss! So, there's a really high chance that this classmate was knocked unconscious by his own fart?"
"That's not the case. I don't want to believe it until I see Doctor Chen. This statement is really ridiculous."
“I also think this statement is ridiculous…”
"Clinical doctors said that although this sounds outrageous, it is not impossible for it to happen..."
"I feel a little sorry for you. Are all the patients you receive so outrageous?"
"I think that a famous host like my wife would not lie in front of the camera because the pressure from public opinion would be too great."
"If your wife is not lying, doesn't that mean that this fragile college student was really fainted by the smell of his own fart?"
"Then this student may even have his own place in the bizarre history of Haicheng University."
"The highest etiquette of Haicheng University, on par with He Congming!"
"Hahahaha!!! You guys understand the highest etiquette. I think if Dr. Chen saw what you sent, he might fight you to the death..."
"..."
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Su Bingbing explained it many times.
As more and more crispy college students noticed the movement here.
They all came over.
Watch your alumni.
Hearing what Su Bingbing said earlier.
Some voices were heard from the crowd one after another.
"Honestly, I can't believe it. After all, I don't even dare to make up a story like this."
"Who would catch their own fart and smell it? This can't be done to discredit our Haicheng University, right?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Although Dr. Chen will not slander our school, it does not matter. The program team needs popularity."
Listen to these voices in the crowd.
Su Bingbing's face also darkened.
His eyes dropped coldly.
These fragile college students think that their discussions are not loud.
Actually...
Every word they discussed was clearly heard by Su Bingbing.
What these crispy college students mean is...
Chen Mu will not discredit Haicheng University for the sake of popularity of the show.
But will she, the host of the show, do that?
Think of this.
Su Bingbing felt even more aggrieved.
She really had no intention of discrediting Haicheng University or that classmate.
Every word she said.
She saw it with her own eyes!!!
Su Bingbing was almost on the verge of collapse at this moment.
But when Su Bingbing was about to speak and explain herself a few words.
Just be prepared to speak.
I don’t know what to say.
On the contrary, it was Chen Mu whose attention had always been on the patient.
He looked up and glanced at Su Bingbing.
Sensitively noticed...
Your own partner.
It seems like I have suffered a great injustice.
There he was, looking dejected.
Chen Mu smiled helplessly and patted Su Bingbing on the shoulder.
He didn't say anything, but expressed his perfunctory comfort to Su Bingbing.
Subsequently.
Chen Mu turned his head.
He looked behind him, at those fragile college students who were still watching the excitement.
"Whether reporter Su lied or not, wouldn't it be better to ask the patient himself?"
talking.
Chen Mu inserted a silver needle.
The patient slowly opened his eyes.
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"Oh my god! I can't remember how many times I've seen Dr. Chen perform this acupuncture technique, but every time I see it, I'm shocked all over again."
"It's just a simple-looking silver needle, but I actually felt that it could bring the dead back to life. It's magical."
"Just because I watched this program, I went to the school hospital to see a doctor. As a result, the school doctor told me that not all school doctors are Chinese medicine practitioners..."
"What a coincidence. I went to the Chinese medicine hall for a checkup and the doctor told me that not every Chinese medicine practitioner can do the acupuncture technique that Dr. Chen uses."
"Brothers, you've narrowed the path, right? If you go to Haicheng University to guard the gate, can't you let Doctor Chen treat you?!"
"Good guy..."
“Good job!!!”
"Tong Jiuyi, what are you so good at?!"
"Looking at the voices on the barrage, I suddenly have a very strange premonition. One day in the future, there will be hundreds of people competing with me for the job of guarding the gate of Haicheng University."
"As long as Dr. Chen is still at Haicheng University Hospital, you never know..."
"..."
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"Doctor Chen, am I on TV?"
After the patient woke up.
Short-sighted.
It stayed on Chen Mu's face for a moment.
Then he looked in the direction of the live camera.
After discovering that the live camera was actually pointed at him.
moment.
The classmate was ecstatic.
He was a little out of control and shouted loudly to the live camera: "Hello, everyone in the live room! My Douyin account is called Lao Liu. Why is he so handsome?"
“If you have time, please go to TikTok and follow me!”
“I want to be an internet celebrity!!!”
Next to this patient.
Chen Mu held a silver needle with a subtle expression.
no……
What the hell did he save?!
(End of this chapter)
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