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Chapter 393: Even if I fart, I have to let the school doctor smell it?
"Okay, okay, since you're working so hard, I'll probably pay some attention to you."

"Today's kids have a problematic worldview, and they all want to be internet celebrities..."

"Worldview, let me ask you, if you were given a chance to become an internet celebrity and make a lot of money, would you do it?"

"I'll do it! It's much better than my monthly salary of 3,000..."

“So we can’t say that there’s something wrong with the child’s worldview, but rather that this is the most profitable way he can see.”

"That's true, but if you say it too much, you can't help but feel a little sad."

"..."

—

“Student, whether you can be an internet celebrity is not within the jurisdiction of the school doctor.”

Chen Mu was speechless for a moment.

After sorting out her complicated emotions, she interrupted the boy who was obviously agitated.

Helplessly, he said, "Before you decide to become an internet celebrity, could you please recall why you fainted?"

The boy's expression cracked for a moment.

Just as Chen Mu frowned.

When everyone thought the boy would not speak, he spoke up, "Doctor Chen, this is what happened..."

"I was going to class, but for some reason, I was walking down the street and suddenly I farted really loudly!"

Chen Mu: "..."

He glanced in Su Bingbing's direction speechlessly.

Follow this beginning.

Maybe Su Bingbing didn't lie.

But did you really see the "crime scene"? !

Chen Mu was still speechless.

But the boy who fainted on the road seemed to have unloaded his psychological burden after he spoke.

When you speak again.

The tone of his voice was obviously much smoother than before: "Doctor Chen, I swear to you with my credits that this is the first time I farted like this in my life!"

Chen Mu: "..."

It's just a fart.

It doesn't have to be guaranteed by credits.

Boy: "I think this fart is so awesome!"

"I think such an awesome fart must be materialized!"

Chen Mu couldn't help but said, "Classmate, what has materialized is not fart, but shit..."

The boy waved at Chen Mu perfunctorily.

Boy: "Hey, Doctor Chen, please stop interrupting me and let me finish what I'm saying!"

Chen Mu: "Okay..."

Boy: "Anyway, I thought I farted really loudly, so I couldn't help it and grabbed the back of my butt."

"I think I can catch my own fart. I want to smell what such a bull fart smells like."

Chen Mu: "..."

Live resignation.

Can you make it?

He is tired.

This lousy school doctor doesn't want to continue working for even a minute!
Chen Mu is at this moment.

People are already numb.

But the students who were still speaking did not feel the change in Chen Mu's mood.

Still extremely excited.

Talking about one's own "virtue".

Boy: "What I didn't expect was that I seemed to have actually caught a fart?"

"It smelled so bad, I fainted after sniffing it!"

Speaking of it.

The boy stretched out his hand in front of Chen Mu.

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

Boy: "Doctor Chen, my fart is super awesome, do you want to smell it too?"

Chen Mu: "..."

—

"Hahahaha!!! Dr. Chen's class, Haicheng University, really doesn't provide mental damage compensation?"

"Haicheng University: There is no compensation for mental damages, but the ICU hospitalization fee may be reimbursed."

"Although it's speechless to put myself in Dr. Chen's shoes, I don't think there's anything wrong with what this fragile college student said?"

"Indeed! If I farted this awesome, I would definitely invite everyone around me to smell it."

"This doesn't mean that this fragile college student is fine. It only means that you, the fans on the barrage, are not normal people either!"

"It's over. I also think that there is nothing wrong with this classmate's thinking... I guess I'm not a normal person either..."

"Fortunately, Dr. Chen doesn't read the comments. If he saw what you guys said and the fragile college student in front of him, he would probably vomit three liters of blood." "..."

—

Seeing Chen Mu’s stiff look.

The crispy college students still maintain their enthusiasm.

one more time.

He stretched out his hand in front of Chen Mu.

He urged, "Doctor Chen, hurry up!"

Chen Mu still couldn't believe it: "What is that? Hurry up..."

The crispy college student continued to urge: "Hurry up and smell it!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Crispy College Student: "I'm not sure how long this smell will stay on my hand. It will be gone if it's too late!"

Chen Mu looked at the fragile college student with some confusion.

He could see...

The crispy college student really wanted him to smell it.

I really want to share the same with him...

After realizing this.

Chen Mu became even more desperate.

In their school.

What kind of weirdos are they that have gathered together?
After a brief collapse.

Chen Mu dodged nimbly, and the fragile college student stretched out his hand again.

Meeting the disappointed and helpless eyes of the fragile college student.

Chen Mu asked calmly, "Classmate, do you remember how you fainted just now?"

Crispy College Student: “I fainted because of the stench.”

Chen Mu: "I am treating you right now. If you make me, the school doctor, faint, then no one will take care of you, right?"

Smile on face.

It took Chen Mu a lot of effort to outline it.

"Yes!" The crispy college student suddenly realized.

He quickly pulled his hand back.

Hidden behind.

Far away from Chen Mu.

—

"Awesome! Only Dr. Chen could remain calm and communicate with these fragile college students when he met them."

"What can we do if Doctor Chen doesn't keep a calm mind? He said a few harsh words and provoked these fragile college students. They really went to the hospital."

"You can't say anything too harsh, but you can't blend into their world. Dr. Chen's job is really not easy."

"Doctor Chen: I never thought it would be easy!"

"Crispy College Student: I still value my life, you don't have to smell my farts!"

"Doctor Chen: It is my misfortune to meet you!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"..."

—

Look at the crispy college student's posture.

Chen Mu also shook his head speechlessly.

"There's nothing wrong with your body. Just don't have too many emotional fluctuations recently, stay up less late, and get enough rest."

Listen to Chen Mu say this.

The crispy college student's eyes rolled.

He stared at Chen Mu with burning eyes: "Doctor Chen, since my illness does not require acupuncture or medication, otherwise..."

"Or what?"

Chen Mu stared at the crispy college student who was looking at him with an overly hot gaze.

From the bottom of my heart.

For some reason, I had a bad feeling.

really.

next second.

The outrageous remarks of the crispy college student came out!
Crispy College Student: "Why don't you smell it?"

"Doctor Chen, it's true, this is a rare opportunity!"

"I don't know when I will be able to fart so awesomely next time!"

Chen Mu’s chest heaved, his breath sinking into his Dantian: “Get out!!!”

(End of this chapter)