Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Doctor Chen, you are the only one who can treat this disease."

Mu Yao smiled.

Su Bingbing on the side actually saw a hint of gloating in Mu Yao's smile at this moment.

Mu Yao shook her injured hand, even a little bit proud: "I am an injured person now!"

Chen Mu was speechless for a moment.

He still said: "In that case, I'll go up with you to take a look..."

Mu Yao: "I knew it! Doctor Chen is the most reasonable one!"

Chen Mu: “Hehe…”

—

"No, I remember when Doctor Mu's hand was injured, he felt very uncomfortable. Why are you so excited all of a sudden? Doesn't he want to heal his hand?"

"Is there a possibility that she is feeling lucky that her hand was injured? Otherwise, she would be the unlucky one now."

"It's not a difficult disease, but it needs a physical examination. I think I have a guess..."

“I have one too…”

"???"

“What kind of guess is that? Can you please stop developing the bad habit of keeping people in suspense in the comments? It’s hard for others to be kept in the dark, okay?!”

"Generally speaking, the two most common departments for internal examinations are gynecology and anorectal medicine. However, in the gynecology department, most female students will not accept male doctors like Dr. Chen. They would rather go to a tertiary hospital for examination, so..."

"No wonder Mu Yao took the initiative to leave the opportunity to Dr. Chen..."

"Okay, okay!!!"

"..."

—

"Did the patient tell me what his condition was?"

"hemorrhoid?"

"Anal prolapse?"

Although Chen Mu was not very willing to face patients in the anorectal department.

The purpose of the school hospital is...

Help students save medical expenses as much as possible.

As long as the problem can be treated by the school hospital, students will not be forced to transfer to another hospital.

Mu Yao gloated for a few seconds.

He did answer Chen Mu's questions about the patient seriously: "I asked about it. There is no meat ball or anything like that near the patient's anus. The probability of hemorrhoids should not be high. There has been no bleeding recently. However, the patient said that he has a little stool leakage..."

"Leaking shit?"

Chen Mu's expression became a little subtle when he heard that the patient was from the anorectal department.

When he heard the word "leaking shit", the corners of his lips twitched unconsciously.

Speechlessly, he said, "A man, right?"

Mu Yao was curious: "Doctor Chen, how did you know?"

Chen Mu's steps were heavy, and he had an ominous urge to continue the live broadcast. "Go to work more often, and you will know..."

—

"No! I want to report it! Dr. Chen discriminates against male patients!"

"That's right! Why does it mean that leaking shit is only for men, but not for women?"

"I just had a hemorrhoidectomy and I'm currently in the hospital. I'd like to advise my fellow netizens not to dwell on this topic, or you might bring shame upon yourself..."

"???"

"I don't accept it. I'm a man, I don't leak shit. Doctor Chen is discriminating against me!"

"I'm not being discriminatory, I can only say, alas..."

"Our department received a young man a few days ago. He looked tall, thin, handsome, and handsome. Alas... In the end, the crayfish broke our director's finger..."

"I checked the IP address. Isn't Jiangcheng also so good?"

"What's the use of IP? Doctor Chen is still in Haicheng. He knows a lot. It's all driven by experience..."

"This is fucked! This rubbish livestream has started to play dumb again. Can't everyone understand what's going on?"

“I’m not trying to be cryptic, but for a straight man, some things are just not so easy to say!!!”

"..."

—

Arrived at the door of the school clinic.

Before the follow-up camera went in, Chen Mu stopped it outside and said, "In order to ensure the privacy of the patient, it is better not to go in."

Different from Chen Mu’s reaction.

Mu Yao leaned aside, still looking like she was watching the fun. "Doctor Chen, you can let the follow-up camera in, because it won't affect the patient's privacy. And I think this case will serve as a warning to fragile college students across the country."

He met Chen Mu's obviously suspicious gaze.

This is Mu Yao.

He just shrugged nonchalantly and continued with a smile: "If Doctor Chen doesn't believe me, just go in and take a look yourself, and you'll know for sure!"

"Ask the patient if he or she minds being filmed."

Chen Mu glanced at Mu Yao and remained skeptical about what she said.

only……

Would the patient really not mind being filmed?

Chen Mu went in.

After seeing the patient in person, the corners of his lips twitched.

I immediately understood why Mu Yao used such a certain tone.

Without even asking for the patient's opinion, he waved to the guy outside who was filming, "Come in, it's probably okay to film."

Be aware of potential intrusions into students’ personal privacy.

Even though Chen Mu has already spoken.

I was very cautious with the camera, and said carefully: "Doctor Chen, this involves the personal privacy of the students. Why don't you confirm with the patient first, and then I can go in after the patient nods?"

"In fact, there is no rush for filming."

joke.

This is what happens if you accidentally take a photo that you shouldn't take.

The last person who was fired as a photographer was a lesson for him.

He still wants to stay in his current job and make good money!

Chen Mu's eyes also fell on the patient in front of him, "Classmate, do you mind following me?"

The boy's ears turned red.

He shook his head gently and said, "I don't mind..."

With the filming like outside, I heard some itchy.

Because of this.

The first thing after coming in.

Just point the live camera at the patient himself.

Subsequently.

A fully armed figure appeared in the live camera.

—

"After listening to what Dr. Chen and Dr. Mu said, I felt that Haicheng University nowadays does not put the privacy of vulnerable college students first, but after seeing the patient in person, I seem to understand everything?!"

"You must be kidding. It's summer, and you're wearing a long coat and long pants, and a windbreaker on top. Aren't you hot, buddy?"

"It's a turtleneck jacket."

"I can tolerate the jacket, but the mask, sunglasses, and hat, man, do you think you are a celebrity?!"

"It gave me a new idea. Are there any celebrities among the students at Haicheng University?"

“I really don’t have this…”

"He covered himself up very well. As long as Dr. Chen didn't show his identity information to the live camera, we really couldn't tell his identity."

"I'm the only one who's curious. Is it necessary for a person who leaks shit to cover himself up like this?"

"..."

—

After seeing the live camera coming in.

Chen Mu's gaze once again fell on the patient in front of him.

Chen Mu: "After you go out, you can find a place where no one is around to change your clothes. In this weather, you are likely to catch a cold if you dress like this."

In the observation room downstairs.

There are already patients suffering from heat stroke in the room.

Whether for Chen Mu or for the school hospital, there are already so many patients suffering from heatstroke, and this guy in front of him won’t make any difference.

But... Chen Mu frowned slightly, he had his own considerations.

The classmate in front of me covered himself tightly.

on the one hand.

Because there is a program crew recording in school right now.

On the other hand...

Most likely, he doesn't want to be recognized by familiar people.

Once the classmate in front of him really got heatstroke, he went into the observation room downstairs.

Do not remove your mask for ventilation.

It's almost impossible.

After listening to Chen Mu's instructions, the patient tightened the mask on his face.

Crisp College Student: "Doctor Chen, this is what I am experiencing. I have been leaking stool recently..."

Chen Mu nodded, and then said: "I already know this. I will ask you some basic questions first, and then arrange an internal examination for you."

I saw the crispy college student’s head tilted towards the live camera.

It's just like……

During secret observations and internal inspections, the live camera will still be on.

Chen Mu was helpless: "The school will protect the students' personal privacy."

With Chen Mu’s words.

The crispy college student heaved a sigh of relief reluctantly.

just.

When speaking.

There was some distress in his tone, "Actually, Doctor Chen, my problem of leaking stool is very complicated."

Chen Mu said calmly, "How complicated is it? Tell me about it."

—

"I pricked up my curious ears. I also want to know how complicated it is."

"Is this a sequela of hemorrhoids? He's still so young, ah..."

"Don't say that. I had hemorrhoids a few days ago. I followed Dr. Chen's advice and put the meat ball back in. When I went to the hospital to have the hemorrhoids removed, the doctor said that if I hadn't put it back in, it might have prolapsed at this size."

"When I went to the hospital to see a doctor for hemorrhoids, I was quite shy at first, but after I was hospitalized, I was no longer shy because the doctor brought a group of interns to see my hemorrhoids. They said I was a classic case! The kind of hemorrhoids that looked like what was in the textbook!"

"???"

"The mental state of this live broadcast room is really getting better day by day. Don't you think that looking at your hemorrhoids is something you should be proud of?"

"Why shouldn't I be proud of this? Being visited by so many interns means that I have contributed to the development of modern medicine!"

"What's going on? The barrage suddenly ignited?"

"That's a big deal! Brother?!"

"..."

—

"The thing is like this..."

Although before.

The ones who allowed the live camera to come in were the fragile college students themselves.

And he himself covered himself up tightly.

But this moment.

Facing Chen Mu.

Facing the live camera.

When talking about his illness, the fragile college student was still a little hesitant.

Chen Mu was not in a hurry. He just looked at him and waited for him.

There is no emergency in the school hospital now.

He had plenty of time to wait for the classmate to organize his words.

"I'm actually very normal during the day, and I don't leak stool."

"but……"

"I don't know why, but recently, when I wake up in the morning, I find that I have leakage of feces."

"Doctor Chen, my symptoms are different during the day and night. Is it possible that it is not an anus problem, but something else?"

"Like kidneys, livers, etc..."

He met Chen Mu's not-so-enthusiastic gaze.

The boy was still trying hard to explain to Chen Mu why he had such an idea.

Crisp college student: "Actually, before I came to the school hospital, I also read some relevant information on the Internet. If it's rectal cancer or something like that..."

Don't give this self-deceiving guy more time to find excuses.

Chen Mu sighed and interrupted his nonsense, "Classmate, let me ask you a question, how long has it been since you let your thing have a good rest?"

The boy was wearing sunglasses.

But just by looking at his body movements, one can imagine it at will.

This guy.

Evasive expression!

—

"What is that? What do you mean by taking a good rest? I feel like I'm a little confused right now."

"I just advised the brothers on the barrage not to ask, the lives of young people nowadays are really colorful..."

"When Dr. Chen said it was presumptuous, I was wondering how presumptuous it could be. Wow, it was really presumptuous."

"The fragile college student also thought that Dr. Chen would be a little more obscure when asking this kind of question, so he was completely unprepared."

"Dr. Chen didn't hide anything when he asked the syphilis patient before. How could he make an exception for him?"

"You are all just watching the fun, but I am the only one who is really sad, because I really want to know who he is..."

"Who is it? Who is the great guy in our school?"

"You can't invade other people's privacy. I'm a girl, so I can only say that he's quite handsome. I just confessed to him last week, but I never expected that the real reason for his rejection was this. I feel like my white moonlight might as well be dead, wuwu..."

"Looks pretty handsome? Touch your chin, doesn't this mean that the handsome guys in our school will lose the right to choose their spouses in the future?"

"???!!!"

"It's all over. I think I might lose the right to choose a partner in school from now on!!!"

“Then it’s my turn as an ugly thing to take the top spot!!! Wahahahahaha!!!”

"..."

—

The boy organized his words for a while.

Just now, he cautiously explained: "Doctor Chen, it has nothing to do with what you said..."

Chen Mu: "..."

OK.

Such a patient again.

Have a certain degree of understanding and guesswork about your own illness.

But he didn't want to hear conclusions from the doctor that he didn't like.

If you really heard it, you would question it from various angles.

Think of this.

Chen Mu's tone was a little colder than before. "So what does it have to do with it in your opinion?"

The boy stretched out his hand in front of Chen Mu, "How about, Doctor Chen, can you take my pulse? I think it may be another problem."

Chen Mu: "..."

Although the other person was wearing sunglasses.

But Chen Mu could tell it just from the tone of the crispy college student.

The other person's eyes must be full of hope when he looks at you.

After sighing.

I still took the other party's pulse as requested.

One minute later.

Chen Mu let go of his hand as the other party expected.

Subsequently.

He shook his head gently, and then said: "Your body is very healthy. The reason for the leakage of stool is what I just said, that is, the affected area did not get a good rest."

"As for why you don't leak shit during the day but leak shit at night, I can also give you a reasonable explanation." (End of this chapter)