Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!
Chapter 558: Constipation or Leaking Feces? Can I choose neither?
"But……"
Seeing this ignorant and fragile college student who still wanted to get in front of Chen Mu.
Just two random excuses.
Mu Yao, who had been watching the fun, couldn't help but walked over to the side of the fragile college student.
Patting his shoulder gently, she said, "Student, as the person involved, you must know better than anyone how your illness came about."
Crisp College Student: “But…”
Subconsciously.
I still want to make some excuses.
But Mu Yao's voice sounded at the right time.
"I advise you to look at Dr. Chen's expression before you speak..."
Based on her brief understanding of Chen Mu during this period.
Basically, when Chen Mu showed such an expression, it meant that Chen Mu no longer had much patience.
Chen Mu is now saying that this classmate is in good health.
Still a pleasant person.
Some of the words were understood by both parties, but they were not very direct.
Always give face to this fragile college student.
But if this fragile college student still does not answer Chen Mu’s question directly and conceals his situation.
Chen Mu’s next words might not be too “euphemistic”.
after all.
front.
Chen Mu has already thought about this fragile college student.
We have proactively suggested many times that it may involve personal privacy, and the live broadcast camera can be left outside.
It was this fragile college student who said again and again that the live broadcast camera could be left behind.
Words of defence.
It's already at my lips.
But the fragile college student finally listened to the advice.
After hearing what Mu Yao said, he looked at Chen Mu's face carefully.
Subsequently.
Change your words quickly.
"Doctor Chen, so what's the difference between day and night?"
"I really don't leak shit during the day!"
Sunglasses are worn on the eyes.
But netizens in the live broadcast room could still hear his thirst for knowledge from his tone.
—
"I'm also curious, if there are no special measures during the period, will there be any difference in human organs during the day and at night?"
"Dr. Chen's attitude towards vulnerable college students is really getting worse and worse."
"Let me tell you as an anorectal doctor that anorectal surgery is notoriously difficult in clinical practice. It's not that it's difficult to make a breakthrough in terms of technology, but you have to discern the patient's true condition from his lies..."
"As a fellow anorectal specialist, I can only say that few of us are telling the truth."
"Don't talk about your anorectal department, our gynecology department is the same. They asked if she had sex, and she said no. They asked how the scar on her belly came from, and she said it was a caesarean section..."
"???"
"Your clinical practice is so abstract???"
"Clinical abstract? If you spend one day at our paternity testing center, you can eat a year's worth of melons, each one more explosive than the last."
"This is true. When I was looking for my biological parents, I went to do a paternity test. I met a woman who brought more than a dozen men to do a paternity test, but I didn't know whose child it was."
"The world outside is so 'wonderful', why am I the only one living like a country bumpkin?!"
"I also...feel like a country bumpkin..."
"..."
—
Chen Mu sighed: "During the day, you are awake and people will subconsciously control their muscles."
"But it's different at night. When you enter deep sleep, your muscles will relax more than during the day, so..." The boy thought, "So, because the muscles near the anus are relaxed, I don't leak shit during the day, but I will leak shit at night?"
As Chen Mu nodded.
The boy's desire for knowledge was stronger than before. "But, Doctor Chen, do I need to take medicine?"
"What treatment do you need?"
"How can I change that situation?"
Chen Mu looked meaningful, "I've said it before, let the place where it needs to rest get enough rest, and the problem can be solved. There is no need for medication or excessive treatment intervention for the time being."
"You can come to the school hospital for a follow-up check-up in a week or two."
"Of course, remember to rest!"
The boy's exposed ears turned a little red because of Chen Mu's words.
After nodding awkwardly.
Then he couldn't wait to leave the school hospital, this place of trouble.
Looking at the boy's fleeing back, Chen Mu smiled.
Sudden.
The special attention notification tone of WeChat on the mobile phone rang.
After Chen Mu saw the person who sent the message, he deliberately avoided the live camera.
I wasn’t arranged a hotel for a business trip?
Staying with him temporarily?
How could there be such a big oversight when we asked someone to come over?
Chen Mu's doubts had just begun to arise.
Then I saw a new message coming from WeChat.
【It was the intern’s negligence.】
Do not know why.
When Chen Mu saw the word "intern", he suddenly felt that no matter what kind of mistakes occurred, they were all normal.
present.
Chen Mu didn't continue to waste time.
After replying to the message here.
Chen Mu saw Mu Yao looking in the direction where the fragile college student had just left with a very strange expression.
Chen Mu stood up.
He waved in front of Mu Yao.
Until the other person's attention is returned to you.
Chen Mu then asked, "Doctor Mu, what's going on?"
"Is there anything unclear about the patient's condition?"
Mu Yao smiled and shook her head, then said, "No, I just saw him leave and suddenly remembered a patient I received yesterday and thought of something very interesting."
I heard the words "very interesting".
Chen Mu also unconsciously became more interested.
"Tell me?"
Mu Yao touched her chin, met Chen Mu's gaze, and said seriously, "I received a patient yesterday. The patient had severe constipation and was in great pain every day."
Mu Yao looked at Chen Mu eagerly.
Shocking words: "Doctor Chen, if people can choose what disease they want to have, then which one is better, constipation or loose stools?"
Chen Mu: "..."
—
"???"
"It's over. Why do I feel that after Dr. Mu stayed in Haicheng University for a while, his thinking began to follow the fragile college students and became a little abnormal?"
"It wasn't the fragile college student who asked her to say that, right? Why did the blame fall on the fragile college student?"
"As we all know, fragile college students are the ones chosen by heaven to take the blame!"
"Okay, okay! Actually, I think constipation is better. Although I may feel a little uncomfortable, at least it's not that dirty?"
"I think differently. I think it's better to leak stool. Just clean it on time. But constipation is really uncomfortable. The reason I'm asked is that I'm a veteran constipation patient."
"Two people who have never experienced this are in a dilemma..."
"..." (End of this chapter)
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