Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.
Chapter 176 The temple with the weasel
Chapter 176 The temple with the weasel
Wang Tiejun was very frightened, and judging from his expression, it really didn't look like he was telling lies.
"There must be some."
Su Han smiled and said, "Weasels must avenge themselves. If you didn't offend him, why would he bother to take revenge on you?"
Fans in the live broadcast room were also a little curious.
"I'm scared to death. It seems that when I encounter the Five Northeastern Immortals in the future, it would be better for me to go around them."
"Yes, yes, there are some evil things that you would rather believe that they exist than that they don't exist. Don't cause trouble. It's better to hide if you can."
"Can anyone tell me what the Five Immortals of the Northeast are? I've often heard about them, but I really don't know what they are."
"Upstairs, the five Northeastern Immortals are fox, yellow, white and willow ash. They refer to foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, snakes and rats, which are very common animals."
"Don't panic, don't panic. Unless you are really unlucky and encounter a Taoist among these five immortals, the probability is very small. Otherwise, even if you beat them to death, nothing will happen."
"This guy has thick eyebrows and big eyes. He doesn't look like someone who can tell lies. But since the Taoist priest said he offended the weasel, he must have offended him!"
……
"I really can't remember!"
Wang Tiejun, a big man from the Northeast, was so anxious that he almost cried.
"Taoist Master, I really didn't lie to you."
At this time, he was afraid that Su Han would suddenly let go.
Then their whole family would be in trouble.
"To give you a hint, did your family drive to a nearby city half a month ago?"
Su Han said this.
"Yes, yes, there is such a thing."
Wang Tiejun nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, there is a new supermarket in YC City that has opened with great deals. The items in it are relatively cheap. I happened to be free that day, so I took my wife and children to buy things."
"But what does this matter have to do with me offending the weasel?"
Wang Tiejun had an idea, suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Could it be that the beef jerky we bought is actually fake weasel meat?"
Hearing this, Wang Tiejun's wife suddenly became nauseated and retched.
"Don't make blind guesses."
"You disgust me," she complained.
Fans in the live broadcast room speculated one after another.
[Uncle Wang next door] "It seems really possible. I heard that the mutton skewers sold for a dime on roadside stalls are made of rat meat. Weasels should be similar to rats."
[Cute snack foodie]: "No, don't scare me upstairs. I just had barbecue last night and made more than ten skewers of mutton. Be careful, I'll spit it out to you now."
[Northeast BBQ King]: "Don't panic, everyone. I just set up a stall to sell barbecue. Rat meat is not a bad thing. Conscientious merchants like us use duck meat mixed with mutton essence and sell it to everyone."
[Favorite Sauce Pork Trotters] "Haha, you upstairs are so conscientious. Wherever you set up a stall, I will inform my second uncle who is the urban management officer to take good care of you."
……
Fans in the live broadcast room joked one after another.
Su Han shook his head and said, "After you purchase supplies, you go home at night."
"On the way home that night, I probably hit and killed a weasel."
"This weasel has a little bit of righteousness, so it keeps pestering you. That's why you are so unlucky during this period. And many of those weasels that have been following you and wandering in front of your house are his descendants."
Su Han made a joke and said: "My ancestors were killed by you, so it's not too much for these weasels to bite you."
"what?"
Wang Tiejun said with a confused look: "Is there such a thing? I really don't know!"
"I remember that our way back was smooth and we didn't hit anything."
"If there is, you will know if you go and see it yourself."
After hearing this, Wang Tiejun's family of three picked up a shovel, pushed open the door, and heard the cry of a lot of weasels. In the courtyard, a large group of weasels were staring at them.
The glowing eyes in the dark night are creepy.
"Damn, this is too scary!"
"My enemy, if so many weasels come to my house, I will be scared to death~"
"I feel like with so many weasels, if they swarmed up, it wouldn't be a big problem to kill someone."
Fans in the live broadcast room immediately trembled when they saw this scene.
When the Wang Tiejun family who was involved saw this scene, their legs even trembled.
"Taoist Master, if we go out, we won't be bitten to death by them."
Wang Tiejun swallowed his saliva and protected his wife and children behind him.
"retreat!"
Su Han suddenly shouted loudly.
Even through the screen, people feel a strong sense of majesty.
A large group of weasels surrounding the yard seemed to be frightened and ran away for a while. Within a moment, there was no trace of weasels anywhere in the yard.
"Taoist Master, you are so awesome!"
Wang Tiejun said with admiration.
The number of fans in the live broadcast room was 666!
"666, Taoist Master, this is so amazing. I doubt that Taoist Master can catch ghosts even through a network cable."
"Hahaha, you are worthy of being a cultivator. The Taoist priest is so awesome!"
"Brother Taoist is so powerful. I feel like he can make people pregnant through the screen."
"Upstairs, you're still driving on such a broken road? Be careful, I'll report you back!"
"I'm not very educated. My former online girlfriend told me that she was pregnant. She said that quantum entanglement would occur when two people love each other too much. She got pregnant over the internet cable and cost me 2,000 yuan in abortion fees. "
"Young man, you are not ill-educated, you are just an idiot!"
……
Wang Tiejun took his wife and children, each holding a flashlight, to their courtyard.
In the courtyard, a white SUV was parked.
They checked and found that the front bumper of the SUV was stained with blood!
“There’s really blood”
"It seems that what the Taoist priest said is indeed correct."
Wang Tiejun said with an innocent face: "Taoist Priest, what should we do now? I really didn't mean it."
"I was driving at night, and my visibility wasn't very good. The weasel is so small, so I really didn't notice it."
"If I had noticed, I would not have dared to bump into him. The older generation told us that weasels are not to be messed with."
For a moment, Wang Tiejun was extremely distressed.
What a disaster!
"Don't panic, it's not a big problem."
Su Han said with a smile: "According to the method of making the evil talisman I taught you before, each of your family of three will make an evil talisman to carry with you."
"Then tomorrow, find a temple where weasels are enshrined. You can burn a few sticks of incense and apologize sincerely. This matter will be resolved."
In the Northeast, there are many temples dedicated to the Huangxian family, especially in some mountain temples. They are quite common and are not difficult to find.
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